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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM
One Headlight. The Wallflowers.
I don't know how to show the playable link.
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I'm a guy, but the last time I caught someone pissing I was with a girl. We were sitting on a park bench in a small city. The park wasn't much of a park. It was a few shrubs between the ends of two buildings and in the back corner the was a plaque on a piece of marble thanking some doners. There was a semicircle of space behind the plaque area. Anyway, we were just sitting, waiting for a bus, when a dude a few benches down from us says, "fuck it, I'm not waiting that long." Our city has multiple buses on 3 circuits, each with a few stops in common. You can pull up the tracker for each bus on your phone. I guess his phone told him it would a while before his bus would get there. He looked a little drunk and stumbled over to the wall behind the plaque. He whipped out his cock and started pissing. Lets just say in this instance, the big cock genes were not mixing with the smart genes, if you catch my drift. He was not very aware of his actions, and the way he moved let us see his cock more than he may have wanted. The girl I was with just giggled and looked back every few seconds. Our bus pulled up a moment later and I could see a mother cover her 13ish year old daughter's eyes as she saw the man sloppily pissing against the wall. We got on the bus and was we sat down and the bus pulled away we saw the dude still pissing, but starting to zip himself up. My friend giggled and said to me "guess he really had to go."
So yeah, drunk, incoherent pissing in public is funny, under the right circumstances.
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Yeah I know the game all too well. It is unfortunate that game companies do that bullshit where you need to buy a console to play a certain title. I am happy that I can play the inspiration for Until Dawn on PC. Heavy Rain was a great game. Had more nudity and some pissing which was also nice.
On 5/8/2020 at 8:58 PM, lovestoseepee said:@Mr. Whizz I would highly recommend Until Dawn it's a great game. But PC gaming is good too and I also have a gaming laptop as well.
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I'm not asking if it is harder to literally pee, but if it is harder to aim when standing up, squatting or just generally aiming on the toilet.
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Personally, I prefer to game on PC, but my girlfriend and I are big Halo buffs, and I know the only way I would get to play the new ones is if I own an Xbox. The only reason I would really want to by a PS4 or PS5 is to play Until Dawn.
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I'm curious to know, why do you adjust at all? I can't really see women judging other women for how badly they had to piss, no one will say "Wow, you really let loose in there, did it overflow?" Maybe its the guy in me, but I don't understand that, we don't judge each other on how loud our piss hits the water in a toilet or the cake in the urinal. If its a loud fart, I understand, there may be some silent judgement, because you smell that shit, but pissing is just noise.
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14 minutes ago, Ms. Tito said:
This was hot!
Thanks! I'm a bisexual guy so I was able to tap in a little bit and write from a perspective I thought women (or gay men) would want to hear for this first part. Don't worry men, the next installment will probably feature a lot less cock stroking. I'm considering writing pt 2 from Becky's perspective and saving Alex and the party for pt 3. Any comments on this feel free to chime in. I'm open to criticism.
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It was the height of summer and Alex had just woken up. Today was the big night, after a long wait he was 21 years old and ready to do his first night of legal drinking (of course he had nights of drinking in the past but hadn't had anything in a month so that his 21st meant something). Alex was extremely successful for his age, having partnered up with some smart friends in high school on an invention. Admittedly he did the least work as he only did the designing and engineering. The most work was done by the 2 guys who did all the coding. The team came up with a simple device that managed to fold laundry and sort it by color automatically but still managed to look simple and cheap like a fucking Amazon box. It wasn't much but when the team sold the patent, they each made 2 million dollars. His little invention got him a nice little mansion in California and a free ride to Stanford for engineering. Right now Alex is back for summer vacation and while his parents still live with him, his mother was away on at an important real estate convention and his father was called to New York to perform surgery on a man in dire need of a heart transplant. Usually the whole family left for a vacation to celebrate Alex's birthday and hardly ever stayed at the house. They both told him they were very sorry but Alex didn't mind, he was happy to be left unattended and to be with friends on such an important mile stone day for him .
Alex slowly opened and closed his eyes, slowly adjusting to the light. Becky, a slim blonde fox with perfect rosy tits and a plump round ass, lay on top of him with an arm draped across his firm, tanned core. As he looked down at her tight pussy, shimmery in wet in the morning sunlight, his morning wood only grew stiffer. Becky moaned softly in her sleep.
"mmm, I'll drink it all. I want that big cock"
As much as Alex wanted to wake her up and fuck make her dream come true, he felt a familiar and sharp pain in his bladder. Usually he had no issues pissing the bed, with or without someone in it, but today he had a better idea. He slowly managed to wiggle out from underneath Becky and stand up. As he looked down as he looked down at her stunning body, Becky continued to moan softly, "mmm, Alex." Her hand unconsciously moved down her body.
"Good", he said, "I don't want to interrupt her."
Alex walked across the room and through the floor-to-ceiling sliding glass door and out onto his balcony. The morning air was warm and breezy and felt good on his skin. Alex looked down, his cock throbbing and bladder aching. He looked around off his balcony to see if anyone was looking as he stroked his long, hard shaft. He didn't really care if anyone was watching, in fact he kind of hoped someone was, but he kind of wanted to know if they were. Alex moved forward, sticking his hard cock through the railing in the balcony. He felt himself release as a stream of piss jutted forward from his throbbing cock and arched in the warm summer air. He watched as his piss rained into neighbors the pool below him. Glittering as it fell and hit the water with a tinkling splash. As he pissed he continued to stroke himself, smiling at the thought of what he was doing. He shook his cock back and forth spraying his urine all across the surface of the pool and even onto the pool deck and a table. As his stream began to weaken he aimed for a floating raft that sat there bobbing on the water. He knew the owners wouldn't be back until later that night so he wasn't too worried about them being angry about pissing on their stuff. As his stream finished and he turned to go back inside, he looked down at the floating pool raft again and remembered an incident that had happened when he first moved to the house.
5 years earlier Alex had just gotten his new room organized. He lay on the bed and felt that same feeling in his bladder. He decided that it was time to have some fun and "christen" his new room. He took off his jeans and walked around his room, rubbing his dick. He looked around but couldn't decide where the best place for his first piss to be. Suddenly he remembered his new feature: a balcony. He walked across the room and slid open the massive door completely open. He looked out at the beautiful landscape admiring the view while evaluating where he was going to spray his golden piss.
"Oh yeah, this is what I own. Now its just time to make it official."
He stood there and smiled as he let his bladder go, aiming the tip of his cock at he far edge of the balcony. He slowly shook his cock, moving his strong stream up and down as to cover every inch of his new perch. He pointed his dick up and around to get a strong arch all over his new deck furniture. He pushed his bladder hard and let loose a pressure washer stream of piss up and down, covering everything again as his piss began to flow off the sides. His stream slowly stopped, but he was now hard and extremely horny.
His mess was already covering the balcony so he reasoned all bets were now off.
"Fuck it. I already pissed here, might as well cum here too!"
He started rubbing his cock, slowly at first, then harder and faster. He started thinking about the girl he fucked at the park, the tight little red head who moaned so loudly as he pounded her in the tube slide. The one who stood up, took off her panties and pissed against a nearby tree as soon has they were done. She left her piss all over that tree, and when he went back to smell a knothole she had pissed in, it still smelled like her urine and perfume. Now Alex was about to cum. He closed his eyes and leaned against the railing of the balcony for support as his knees grew weaker. Just as he was about to finish, he heard a giggle from below him.
A slim girl with black hair and the tinniest bikini he had ever seen lay in the pool below him, sunbathing in the pool.
Alex, being the immature teenager, freaked. Covering his cock just as he came. Cum dripped down his hands as he turned around and ran back inside. The last thing he heard as he closed the door was the cute black haired girl giggling as he closed the door.
Alex remembered this incident as he walked through the glass doors to his bedroom to rejoin Becky. He never saw the girl after that, but it still turned him on thinking about raining his cum down on her face or pissing on her as she drank it all.
Becky lay on his bed rubbing her tight, wet cunt in her sleep as if she had no control. Her soft moaning only made Alex harder and harder.
Finally, Becky's breath quickened as she moved her hand faster and faster over her clit, moaning the entire time.
"Oh, fuck Alex, oh fuck!!"
Just then Alex bend down on his knees next to her and pressed his mouth to her tight pussy lips, rubbing her clit vigorously with his tongue. Becky kept moaning, as he sped up, inserting his fingers rapidly into her tight cunt. Suddenly a shot of liquid burst forth from her tight slit as both Becky's cum and piss sprayed everywhere.
Becky's eyes open and she was now wide awake screaming.
"AAAAAALLLEEEEEXXX!! Oh Fuck, ah,ah fuck, fuck."
Alex's piercing blue eyes stare directly into hers as she smiles and pants, his face still dripping with her piss and cum.
"Well, how was you dream, Pussycat?", says Alex.
"Orgasmic", she says, pulling him up into bed and laying on top of his chest. She moves her lips down to his and passionately locks his lips into a kiss for the next two minutes.
"Oh fuck", she says, "I pissed every where. Oh god. Its on the floor and on the bed and on---"
Alex pulls her into another kiss and rolls over onto of her.
"It's ok", he says. "I had to clean up today anyway, remember? We're having a party tonight............."
End of part 1
Let me know if there is anything you want to see in the next part or anything I should add or remove in later installments. If you have a personal kink you wanna see included, tell me below, I may try and add it. These stories aren't for me they are really for you guys. I know when it comes to these stories, women don't have as much of their turn ons represented so I am interested to know what I can add to make it more appealing for women as well.
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I may be able to give some advice when trying to pee standing up. The trick is to isolate your urithra and pull all excess skin away from it. After that it usually points upwards and away from you. Most of the time the urithra is pointed towards the clit which gives some girls pleasure when they pee, but it also means you have to make sure all parts of the labia and clit are not blocking your geyser. Try putting your fingers in a V just above and on either side of your urithra and gently pulling up and slightly outwards, that should move everything away. I recommend trying this in a bathtub or shower first, as to try it out and not get pee on yourself in public.
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While I definitely want to see more urinal, standing piss, and caught and/or pissing WITH men videos, the biggest thing piss porn needs is VARIETY and OVERALL CONTENT. It feels like you blow through all the porn in a few days. Even if you find a couple on a new site, the excitement never seems to last long enough. Unfortunately with this fetish I find I need new stuff pretty quickly because the same stuff doesn’t seem as rebellious anymore.
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On 1/7/2020 at 5:11 AM, Doc-S said:
One of my biggest issues with the majority of pee vids too. Especially voyeur ones. They only seem to be in Russian.
Not missing but severely lacking for me is videos of 2 girls desperate for the toilet and one is peeing while the other is still fidgeting waiting her turn. Also lack of girls peeing in-front of guys. So many scenarios can be toyed with there.
On 1/7/2020 at 12:07 PM, Sophie said:If you have any links to videos of that it would be greatly appreciated! I'd love to see it.
Not 100% on if this will match your request but these two videos have gals either pissing in front of guys or pissing in turns.
https://www.xvideos.com/video9610599/stop_pissing_on_my_car_in_public
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d52c20825606
the first video I also linked into one of my posts on the video page. Something about British girl pissing on cars, overpasses, etc.
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Yeah I can understand for the most part why men have been forced to stop. Sex culture in general is America is much less accepted, mostly because of a high Christian population (don’t mean to dis on religion, but it’s true that is has way more power over government than it should). With a repressed sex culture, it can make some people turn to less..... legal options to get their rocks off (that and Americans ignores their mental health crisis). By saying that you can’t piss in public is illegal it eliminates the excuse of having a cock out in public, making women who are afraid of aggressive sexual behavior feel more comfortable. Women in America are far less comfortable pissing in public because they feel at risk. Women in America are also less likely to post sexual images somewhere, not including private messages. The bottom line is this: a lot of things fuel a repressed sexual culture, which causes men (especially ones with mental issues) to do less legal things to or in view of women without their consent, which eliminates public peeing and creates a world where women are uncomfortable watching men pee and are uncomfortable peeing where they can be seen by men.
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A simple question about your collective tastes in pissing porn.
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I have actually seen female urinals. I was a bowling alley, and I walked into the bathroom to take a fat piss, I saw the urinals on the wall. For a second it didn’t register with me, but when I walked over, I realized that there was this tail that was pointed out farther than my butt. I guess it was designed to catch piss dribble from girls, since it is harder to aim if you are someone who hasn’t practiced (but girls can piss much farther than guys if they practice). I still didn’t understand why they were in the men’s room. After I finished my piss and shook off my cock, I actually had to check I was in the men’s room it had me so paranoid.
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How many of you are GENUINELY comfortable using the men bathrooms? Like, public ones with multiple people in them. If you are, is it only because you really need to go or is it part of your fantasy? I know plenty of girls who would say they would do it if they needed to, but few who actually have. I only know one girl who has taken a piss in the urinal while in there.
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I know some entitled pricks that are always having parties. I’d like to just let lose on a chair or something somewhere in the house. If I have my girlfriend to or any of the drunk party girls that reside at these things to help me piss that would make it better. Yeah having someone else join me is kind of a stretch, but it never hurts to dream.
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So this question is mostly for the ladies. I’m considering writing fictional stories about piss for everyone to read. I’m a guy so I kinda get what gets our motor running, but I was wondering if some of the women wouldn’t mind telling me what actions or events gets them reaching for the vibe and flicking the bean. Comment below the things in piss stories that you get off to and who is doing them (male, female). Hopefully when I start writing stories it can be something everyone can cum to.
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This is very high on my list of things I would like to try. There is something very primal and sexy about seeing someone piss against an alley wall or bush or squatting behind a bush, and joining them. Just the two of you staring at each other’s cock or pussy, biting your lips as your piss sprays out of your holes. Then maybe you fuck in the alley or take it back to one of your apartments, making each other cum all night long.
Only thing that worries me is that someone could take this the wrong way, ends up being creeped out.
Tell me if any of you ladies and men find sharing a piss with a complete stranger sexy. Is this something you would do?
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I would suggest trying to piss in a urinal. I always thought women pissing where they know is wrong is pretty hot..
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As women have become more bold, young men are becoming timid?
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First off, Fuck those assholes. I mean, FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES. I transgender woman pissing is one of the sexiest things ever. If you are that worried, I recommend doing the standing leg spread, and aiming straight down with your skirt covering your gentiles. Leaning against a wall is best, since no man would typically do that.
Second, Unless you are in southern fucking Alabama, most people keep their tongues in their mouths.