Mr. Whizz

Lets get some positions that the men can also try out in the mornings on this page

7 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Just as long as no minors are there at the time! 🤣

That's what I was trying to imply. No one needs to get arrested for something that preventable.

18 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I got down on all fours like position number one in the shower this morning to do my morning pee. Never done that before. It certainly felt nice. 

I'm not sure I'm flexible enough for any of the other positions, though! 

I've always wanted to fuck a girl on all fours while she is peeing. Seems like a fun experience to try one day.

On 9/23/2020 at 7:00 PM, Eliminature said:

Same. I'm not really a sun worshipper. Indeed, I like to keep my skin as pale and protected from UV as possible - I'm very paranoid about skin cancer!

However, if I were at the beach I'd probably pull my swimsuit (not a bikini, no one needs to see my plump belly!) crotch to the side and go discreetly in the sand, covering it like a cat afterwards. I think standing and going openly against the wall/rock would be frowned upon, especially if there were youngsters making sand castles.

Not to sound like a monster, but you should have definitely peed on their sandcastles. Not while their building them of course, but I've been to the beach and pissed on a few abandoned castles on a quiet day. There is something really satisfying about ruining the structural integrity of a sand castle or filling the moat around it.

On 9/20/2020 at 7:04 PM, Eliminature said:

An experience I had about ten years ago.

Aged around 18, I was wandering through my university city one evening. It was fairly dark but the streets were well lit. I was wearing a long, black overcoat. I'd moved out of my parents' home recently and got back into peeing standing up.

As I walked, I could feel a slight pressure on my bladder, nothing really bad. I wandered to a small courtyard, alleyway near to where the bars/pubs were. It was a bit too well lit for my liking, but as I wandered through I chanced upon a chap peeing against the wall in a corner whilst looking over at his friends - three other guys all peeing away against another wall. No shame, cocks out just letting it flow. I walked right past them and what I would have really loved is to join them, these days I probably would have done. Have my own pee flow into theirs whilst the pressure on my bladder eased. Unfortunately, back then, I was a bit too shy.

Instead, I did the next best thing. I turned left into another small alleyway, more private than the previous ones, unzipped my jeans and lowered them to mid thigh. I moved my knickers out of the way and had a good, long, relieving piss against the wall, shielded from behind by my overcoat. The fact that I was doing what the lads were doing just a few metres away and no one could see made my clit tingle. My pee darkened the wall and left a modest wet stain on the bricks. Not very high. About knee height. Oh it felt good!

After that, I went back to the previous alleyway to examine the wet streams that the lads had left on the wall. The boys themselves had gone by then. Most of them were still trickling  down the bricks. Some were even higher than my crotch! I quickly returned to my bedsit to frig myself. What a lovely encounter! To this day, my only regret is that I didn't pee next to them.

Love the Story! You haven't had this opportunity again have you? Or had the chance to recreate this with buddies you know?

Just now, Lovegolden95 said:

i was watching a video where it was a naked community because they were all on this beach and there was a girl laying down on a beach towel and she told people she wanted them to pee on her and they all ran up to pee on her one girl got their first and her stream was fast and hard and i had the fetish ever since

Nice. Sounds like a sexy video. It clearly left a lasting impact 😉

On 4/3/2020 at 5:33 AM, Lovegolden95 said:

Your welcome ! Do you know what age you developed the pee fetish i was 9 when i discovered it

How did you discovery your fetish?

On 4/19/2020 at 5:17 PM, Lovegolden95 said:

I love the article i just love it when a man is desperate and the first thing he does is do the pee dance and hold his dick i love it when a man bladder is full and he bout to burst and he look at me sad with puppy dog eyes with his dick in his pants while asking can he pee on me then whips his dick out real fast and pee real hard on my Dcups and my opened mouth and then spurts up my nose and forehead and i loved when she spoke about a man cumming and peeing at the same time i use to make sure my ex was on a full bladder when i sucked him i would let his dick soak in my mouth till he got hard then i would suck until his nut out until he peed down my throat

There are a lot of guys here who are into wetting and I'm sure a lot of them would love to take orders from you.

Congrats

On 8/13/2020 at 9:53 AM, MarleyMarley said:

 

This is me 

1: I love the mermaid blanket you are wearing. Super sexy look.

2: I would consider paying, but where would you be peeing? On things, carpets, cars, showers, on people, public?

I'm going away in a few weeks and will be staying in a hotel. I've never pissed in a hotel room before and was wondering if you face cleaning or billing fees for pissing on the bed/carpet or anything like that. I figured if you ruined a phone or TV you would face something, but I'm not sure about the other things. Anything I should know?

I feel like this meme just needs to be posted at least once on this page.

9 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Well, clearly everyone is going to have a different take on the answer.  You've said 'someone' which I take to mean either female or male, according to preferences.

My preferences dictate that I can see absolutely nothing sexy about a guy peeing and even less about seeing a guy pee himself, so I'm going to answer on what I do find sexy.

There are definitely some incredibly sexy videos of girls which involve wetting jeans, skirts or better panties - largely it's not just seeing to wetness it's their motion, their attitude and their dialogue which make it so. Similarly there are lots of aspects to of a girl getting naked to pee of course - and I'm not sure I can decide which I find sexier.

You are over thinking it a bit. The question is not meant to conform to a gender or sexuality. Whatever partner YOU find attractive, do you think it is sexier for them to straight up pee, or wet themselves?

Which is sexier: when someone drops their pants/whips it out or when someone wets themselves?

On 8/1/2020 at 8:31 PM, DollyBonnie said:

Ok, so I'm  specifically addressing folks here who have penises: what does it feel like when you get an erection? Like I'm familiar with the biology of it, but what do you feel  when you get hard? Like what would you describe?

I'm genuinely curious about this.

Its nothing spectacular. Most men just feel light pressure. Personally, if I don't "do" anything about it, it starts to throb. Its not at all a painful throb, but every so often my cock will twitch, which is visible from outside my pants. There were definitely a few times in middle school when a girl wore a low cut shirt and I wound up raising some books I put on my lap.

3 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

My wife also pisses in our garden regularly 

Nice. Its really just plain fun to piss in the garden, and healthier for the plants too.

2 hours ago, Alfresco said:

In my local town, I have only seen girls peeing a couple of times.   Once was years ago where I saw a woman pee behind a shop, which was odd as there were toilets in the shopping centre less than five minutes walk away.  The second time was during lockdown in a park, which I posted elsewhere on this site, but was basically a clear view of a high squat in the bushes.

I have seen plenty of girls and men peeing in larger towns, mainly in late evening.  Again, I have posted about a lot of these in the forums.

I don’t know what you mean by seeing “Voyeur sightings” or professional/amateur.  Please explain.

On the off chance that you live in Russia or someplace that posts all the videos of women doing crazy pee stuff in public EX: 

All I mean by Amateur is if they were doing this stuff solo Like Nerdy_Faery or another porn star vs. having a camera man                                 ^

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        l

Amateur:                                                                                                                                                                                                             Professional:   l 

The question was intended for the VERY RARE chance you had ever witnessed something like this, someone filming or taking photos. Not just someone drunk and needing a wee.

Peeing in your room is great because it is the perfect combo of lazy and naughty. A lot of us mix it up with where we like to pee in our rooms. Potted plants are a great option and a nice laundry basket piss is always fun to get away with. If you want to get your aim better so you don't miss like a guy, play with your urethra a little bit. If you don't mind the mess, try peeing into the cup on the floor while laying on your side. A good morning piss in your room is a great way to start the day off right.

On 8/26/2020 at 7:13 PM, rimmyworld said:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f3b04eae6acb

This was my morning piss, the first thing I did when I woke up. I just moved the bin over and started letting go from the comfort of my bed still and without having to clean up any mess.

Wow. Your really filled up that basket. Nice foreskin btw. 

With the exception of you peeing all over your local community, how often do you see someone else peeing in public? This question is hopefully tailored enough to your situations, if not feel free to share what it is like where you live in a comment. If there is anything else to share please do. If you want to go into detail about where you live exactly and what it is like there, please feel free to share if you are comfortable. If on the rare chance that you answered "yes' to the second question, and you were not the one doing the voyeur peeing, do you care to share about what you saw?

EDIT: Naturally assume that this was before Quarantine. 

Welcome to the site. If you feel comfortable post pictures on one of the forum pages, but many share stories or ask questions if they are not that comfortable. Feel free to use the chat box to talk with people online now. If you find someone you really like talking to you can DM them with questions or whatever else. Most people don't respond to these forums fast, so use the chat box if you want to tell people about what you just posted. 

On 6/25/2020 at 5:04 AM, Cutiegirl669 said:

Who can jerk piss cum and squirt?

The erectile tissue blocks the urethra so that urine cannot pass through the penis at the same time as semen. The best possible outcome for this scenario is that you cum, then you put enough pressure on your penis so that blood rescinds into the rest of your body, unblocking your urethra's bladder drain "hatch", and allowing you to piss. It is not the same as when women pee and cum because women have two separate holes, the vagina and the urethra. When a woman cums, it is because nerves in the vagina are stimulated, but "female ejaculate" still comes out the urethra which is unrestricted by what little amount of erectile tissue is in the clit. "Cumming" is simply a sensation brought on by the stimulation of certain nerves, but in men, a second, involuntary reaction also occurs causing sperm to be shot the epididymis through the vans deferens, which then collects with other sex fluids to form semen then passing through the urethra into (hopefully) a vagina (but more likely, a sock). When blood flow then decreases, the drain to the bladder is unblocked and the man can pee again.

10 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Meanwhile: @Cutiegirl669’s inbox lights up like Christmas Tree

Pretty much

This isn't usually how people chat on the forums, usually we use the chat box, but some people are up for DMs. Some people share pics if they are comfortable. Most won't send out contact info, location or Skype stuff to talk.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-05-2017/v7oa6R.mp4

This fear pee scene from The Grudge 2