Malika

I want to report one of my pee experience that could be classified in the category of naughty pee in weird places.
It was in the summer 2020 in the midst of the pandemic. In my workplace people were extremely scared and overreacting following the general trend of psychosis. I work in a big offices building and despite many colleagues were working from home, there were many people in the offices anyway. One of the main worries was to go to the bathroom, because in this building the toilets are in closed stalls, I mean, once you close the door you are inside a tiny closed space, with no air circulation (not pleasant anyway, not only in covid times), so people had the psychosis to go in those stalls and maybe get infected by a sick person who was in that closed place before you. Despite I was a bit skeptical about these matters, I admit that I was a bit influenced by this general idea. So, it happened that one day when a colleague of mine was caught sick right during the work time, I decided that I would have not gone to pee in the toilets in order to be cautious. So, I had a brilliant idea. In the offices building there was a wing completely abandoned because it was under renovation, but due to the covid situation the works were stopped, so everything in that floor was abandoned with the works idle. So, when it was the time for me I could not hold the pee anymore, I left my desk and I reached that floor and walked a bit around to choose the most comfortable and safest (hidden from people who could come) place. Unluckily no potted plants to pee on there, because the furnishings had been removed for the works. Anyway, after a brief evaluation I noticed that among the working equipment and materials abandoned there in the rooms, there was a bag of white powder (lime? gypsum?) that the workers left open and leaning against a wall behind a corner. It was perfect! The size, the position, everything! I would have used it as "litter box" with the advantage that if somebody would have come later after me, he would not have found my visible puddle.
So, I did, because now I was really bursting.
I pulled up my skirt and panties down at the knees, taking a squat right over the opening of the bag, in order to direct my stream all inside the bag and not to wet outside. Then I finally released my pee in a strong vertical stream that hit the powder making a lot of noise and foam. It was never ending and extremely relieving. So, I finished my pee, wiped my vagina and tossed the tissue in a trash can used by the workers. Then I left very satisfied. After that positive experience I went many other times to pee in my personal litter box that summer. At the beginning the white powder became yellowish, at the end of the summer it turned totally brown. I don't mention the stink, the only weak point of this brilliant idea.
Eventually, one day in September I discovered that the workers were back to complete the renovation, so my experience with the litter box was over.
I hope somebody could find all this somehow interesting.

Thank you for involving me (and my specific experiences I wrote).

First I give you a quick answer. In my case, among the 4 choices you reported above, the 90% of the times I pee on a plant/flower it enters in the following:

• You simply have to pee and you don't care. You just want to reduce spray and backsplash and maybe not leave an obvious puddle.

This is what moves me normally to pee on a plant. Sometimes I did it on revenge, as I reported in my story.

For my personal experience about the effect of the pee on the plants, I can tell you that they die. Or at least it is what happens with my pee. I am not a doctor or a scientist, so I don't know if all the people have the same pee and so if it could react different from different people, but I can assure you that my pee is basically poisonous for the plant, so I would never pee on them if my scope is to fertilize or revive them. If I pee on them they wither.

11 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

@BlindListener - Goose here, and when you hear this I just want to reassure you there was nothing wrong with the questions you asked and I'm sure Malika didn't mind answering in the slightest. The mention of Interrogation was only a figure of speech after a couple of people had commented and it was used in a joke kind of way - so really nothing to worry about.   Please carry on contributing to this wonderful community just as you do.

I am not bothered or offended by anybody. I always try to answer gladly when somebody asks questions. I hope I didn't do anything wrong here.

20 hours ago, expererg said:

If I sum it up (tell me if I'm right please), you peed for 2 minutes on some homeless people's matress and blanket to avoid splashing your shoes ? If that's true, that's so naughty, I positively love it ! Did you enjoy doing something naughty like that where you could maybe have avoided the matress if you had been in a low squat next to it, but chose to soak it anyways ?

 

Thank you for your comment. What you said is not completely right, so I try to explain better. First, I didn't choose to pee over the blankets just to avoid splashing my shoes (this was a secondary good effect), I did it in order to take the full advantage of the cover offered by the dumpster. If I wanted to avoid to pee on the blankets I should have stayed too much "outside" and my bum would have been in sight for passers-by. If I have had free space on the asphalt, I would have chosen to pop a very low squat on it instead of the blankets and I would have gladly spared them by being soaked. Second, I cannot be 100% sure that the "bed" was still in use by the homeless person. It could have been actually (in fact I was worried to be caught in the act!!!), but I didn't have any proof of it and the place could have been already abandoned maybe ( I hope!). So, I am not so naughty as you liked. Maybe you are disappointed  ;-)

1 hour ago, BlindListener said:

Hello Malika,
If you don’t mind my asking a few questions?
You wrote “I bent in a middle squat”, could you please define middle squat in words for me since I cannot view pictures or videos? Were your upper legs parallel to the ground with your upper body leaning forward?
How far down did you pull your “trousers and panties,”?
How far apart were your feet?
Thank you in advance.

 

Well, it is not easy to answer to questions so detailed. Anyway, for me, when I pop a low squat means that I try to keep my vagina as closer as possible to the ground, instead a middle squat for me is a higher position, enough to avoid to pee on my legs and feet. In that occasion I did somehow as you mentioned, my upper legs were more or less parallel to the ground and my chest bent a bit forward. I pulled down my trousers and panties more or less at the height of the knees and my feet were about half meter distant I guess. Consider that my pee stream was going down pretty vertical, so I just needed to keep it far enough from my lower legs and feet. Usually, when I pee on a hard surface I never keep this position, because I hate to splash my feet and ankles, so I usually I try to keep a very low squat or if available I gladly choose a plant or a flower as target of my stream for a better comfortable pee. I hope my answers were enough clear for you.

Hello everybody, I want to share one of my unusual pee experiences hoping it could be of some interest.
It was in 2020 in full covid emergency. In my country everything was locked and only the basic services were granted
with restrictions.
A morning I was forced to go to a public office for some important paperwork that I could not postpone. This office
was in one of the squares of the center of my city. The matter was very complicate and long because they only let one person in at a time
and so there was a very long queue outside. When I am forced to stand in line I usually feel the need to go pee, I don't know why, and
anyway I had to wait about one hour and half before my turn to enter, so I was really in a big emergency when my turn came.
Once inside the office I did my paperwork (very long procedure), but no chance to use the toilet, since it was forbidden!
So, I left that office and I was finally outside, free to go. I was in a situation of big emergency since I was really bursting and I was afraid
to wet myself if I could not do my pee withing few minutes at most. I started walking, but my bladder was so full that walking was even a bit
painful, so I understood that I could not move too far from there. Anyway, I was in a main square of a country capital, so there was lot of people
walking around despite the lockdown situation, so no chance to pee between two cars, or better in a flower pot as I usually do. I was feeling
really lost! I started to walk in the street at the side of the block and luckily my gaze moved in a direction where there was a secondary street
with three dumpsters along a wall. There was some space between the dumpsters and the wall, so I said: that is my place! I will pee
behind them! So, with some effort (due to my full bladder) I reached them and I moved on the side that seemed more free behind, because the other
side was full of big boxes and other rubbish. When I was finally behind the dumpsters I saw with my surprise that the place was not really free.
There was a sort of "bed arrangement" on the ground! There was a sort of thin mattress with some tousled blankets on it, a dirty pillow, and near, a pair of
shoes and some bags full of stuff. I didn't expect such situation and for some seconds I was thinking and wondering the meaning of that situation.
I was wondering if it was just more rubbish, or if it was arranged on purpose by somebody, if it was still "inhabitated" or abandoned... anyway, it was
really too late, I was about to wet myself, so I had to pee right in that moment and right there in order to take advantage of the protection of the dumpster
and not to be in view; no other way! So I pulled down my trousers and panties, I bent in a middle squat (since I didn't need a low squat to prevent the splashes
on my shoes as usual, because I was about to pee on a "soft" surface that would not have created splashes) and finally released my urine. At first the stream
was a bit weak then it gained power and became a strong stream that seemed to never end! I think I peed for about two minutes! In the meanwhile I was peeking
from the corner of the dumpster if somebody would have come. Finally my peeing was over. What a holy pee! I must say it is one of
the most relieving pee I had in my life. The place at my feet was soaking wet, totally drenched. I rearranged my clothes and left quickly, hoping that nobody noticed me
coming out from behind the dumpsters. I was feeling very light now and I walked home.

Hello dear friends. I am back. I have been missing here for long time due to some problems, but now I am here and I want to contribute with a memory about a pee in Christmas time.
It happened few years ago, when we were still in normal times and people could travel and enjoy the life normally. I went a couple of days in Bucharest with my two usual best girl friends A. and L.
to do some shopping and to enjoy the city in Christmas time. One day we went to see the Christmas markets. It was middle afternoon and we enjoyed the place very much. Everything
was really great and we were having a lot of fun. Then, it came out that we needed to pee bad. There were the portapotties, actually many and well arranged, but there was a crowd of people
going back and forward and honestly I hate to pee in the portapotties (and my friends too). So we decided to see if there was a better hidden pee place before accepting to go in the
portapotty. At that time of the day, late afternoon it was taking place the main event of the day, the advent of a real Santa Claus and a concert of kids on a stage, so the crowd was more concentrated
on that side of the square and people were mostly moving there to see that happening. So, we moved in the opposite direction toward the corners with less people around. We hanged around a bit ( we didn't exit from the market to pee, because there was a queue to enter at the gates) until we found a place that seemed to meet our needs. There was a secluded area of the market where there was
a house that was closed in that moment. At the side of the little house there was a dead corner and this dead empty space was somehow covered with a beautiful christmas tree and a Santa Claus
in the act of putting some gifts under the tree. The area was not so illuminated like the other areas and behind that nice arrangement there was a corner pretty dark and covered and also the row of houses in front were giving their blind back, so we decided to pee right there. We peed there one at a time, so that the other two of us were remaining in front of that Christmas arrangement pretending to take a little break to smoke a cigarette and watching
the arrangement, offering this way a further protection. So we did. I went for first. I walked between the Santa Claus And The tree walking over the packed gifts with the care not to hit and break them.
So, I moved myself behind the Santa Claus, staying side by side at his right side and there I peed. I pulled down my trousers and panties (my butt was freezing!) and I squatted as lowest as possible since I had to pee on the tarmac and I wanted to avoid to splash my feet as much as possible. So, I released my pee in a strong stream that was hissing loud on the ground, making a big puddle that was spreading in front of me. I noticed that the puddle was foamy and steamy and it widened pretty much on the ground forming also a couple of trials moving on one side. I peed really a lot!
I was feeling very much relieved and rearranged myself very quickly since it was extremely cold. Then I went out from there to make room for my friends who were guarding and waiting their turn.
So, I lit my cigarette and L. went behind to take her pee, more or less in my same way and position, adding her pee on mine, then it was the turn of A., who peed also in the same place of us, but with a higher squat (middle squat) that splashed a lot on the tarmac. She peed a lot too, maybe slightly longer than the two of us. After she finished she went out and I can say that we had a lot of pee since the place was flooded. Then we moved away and continued to enjoy the markets. I attach a simple sketch of the situation in order to better visualize the scene.
I hope you enjoyed this experience, actually very simple, that could be maybe of interest for somebody. Feel free to ask question and details anyway.
Thank you and Merry Christmas to everybody.

Malika

22 hours ago, radu said:

I like the piss on the stairs. Is it possible you pissed as much as the girl in this movie? https://www.tubewolf.com/movies/bound-girl-takes-a-piss-on-the-stairs/

Well, actually I peed much more than the girl in the clip. Consider that I peed enough to flood also the landing in the middle...  and then the trail continued on the main stairway. If the girl of the clip peed in that place she would have made just a small puddle on the landing, nothing more.

I peed on potted plants many times, but the effect was not to revive them, rather the opposite. They withered...   :-(