HammerheadPilot

Insanely hot.   And also very artistic.   I love it!

Us country boys.   Pissing on everything 

😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

I meant that your cock is so long that it reaches that high, cheeky boy!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, but I’m afraid I’m not going to be getting any calls from any porn studios any time soon.  Camera tricks.    All about angles.   I’m strictly average.      

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

@HammerheadPilot

Do you want to know what hit ME of those pics?

That your cock reaches your belly HAHAHAHAHAHA

Huge!!!!

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes...my belly is big enough to touch my cock...but I’m working on it every day!😂😂😂

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

What about… ME?

 

Eheheheh… sinister smile...

It would be nothing less than an honor! 

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

You are even too civilized

I would have started yelling and swinging a mace, believe me!!!

 

 

And is quite good at it, at all!!!

 

 

Hi love, you here among my brethrens is a marvellous thing

I love to piss on door handles, when they are not too high… I can pee standing but I am short nonetheless!!!

Believe me, after I had my fun down the side of their truck, I went and invited them to leave.   I wasn’t too friendly, to say the least.   

And thank you.  I’m trying and enjoying it immensely for some reason.  😂😂

@speedy3471 

We had a wildfire scare a few years back.   What I remember about it was the total unpredictability.   With tornadoes and floods, we have somewhat of a warning and kind of know what to expect.   When the fire scare happened, no one knew which way it was headed or who needed to evacuate.   That was way scarier than the storms we are currently having to deal with.  

7 hours ago, spywareonya said:

@HammerheadPilot

The ones about the Flood are awsome, impressive, and sadly fascinating

But the one about the Tornado… scared me

it has something primordial and terrorized me 

 

Tornados are a part of life here.  I’ve seen 6 of them in person.   Sat out two more that I never saw in the cab of my tractor/trailer.   The power is awesome and should be revered.   You’ve never experienced ANYTHING as violent.   And, unfortunately, I know violence intimately.   When wind is actually painful and cuts like a blade...you learn to respect and have a deep reverence for her power.  While it’s terrifying, it’s also fascinating and awesome.  I’m unexplainably and helplessly drawn to it.    

I am actually more afraid of the flooding than the tornados, for some inexplicable reason.   Growing up paddling kayaks and canoes, I have a very healthy respect (and love and connection with) for water that most couldn’t possibly grasp.   This flooding is monumental...historic...other worldly.  

2 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

O my goodness, that's a terrible mess

Unfortunately, this will cost monumentally.  Both in dollars and emotional pain.   Families are being uprooted and lives are being destroyed.  But...every place has its drawbacks.   Here, it’s nasty Spring time weather.   

8 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

And how did it taste lol?

Just like grape.  😂😂

Urine therapy?!?!?    Wait.   What????   Holy shit.   I need to spend some time on google.  😂😂😂

I’ve still been listening to their Pandora channel.  I like the other artists on there, too.   Thank you @Blackinksoul30 for introducing me to them!!!

So....I’ve wanted to try this for a while.   At least get video of it.   Sorry to say, I screwed the video up.   But here goes.  

I started two days ago.  I’ve not eaten any meat or processed foods.   Only veggies and fruit.  No coffee.   Nothing at all that I thought would adversely affect the taste of my pee.    I stayed SUPER hydrated.   

Then, right before I did this, I drank a lot of PowerAde Zero Grape, and Nestle Splash Acai Grape flavored water.   It’s my favorite for flavoring piss.

So...here goes.    I screwed the video up, but you get the idea.   I got lots of pictures, though.   The grape flavor and artificial sweeteners really worked and I had a really nicely Grape flavored Piss.   It was awesome.  

I hope to one day make a video and pictures where I’m not the only participant!

Here’s the failed video.    I uploaded a bunch of pictures, too.   Sorry if some are duplicates.   

https://www.erome.com/i/6bdyyxyB

18 minutes ago, Lilipee said:

I think you should have aimed for the door handle, so the driver would get a fistful of you piss as he tried to get into the car.

Well....I thought I had.    I find it hard to aim the phone with one hand and...well...aim with the other hand at the same time.   I’m new at this pee video thing😂.  I’m getting into it, though.   

9 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

I wouldn't be either. Why cant people just ask permission?

I only ask that they 1) let me know before going in there,  2) leave no trash behind 3) throw certain fish back and remove some others of caught 4) use no artificial baits unless they’re natural and biodegradable and 5) DO NOT PARK where they parked.   That area means something to me.   

They threw about 100 years worth of cigarette butts and ash out the window BEFORE they went to fish.  They left  tangled fishing line in big wads all over around my pond.  They left a large, expensive grass carp they’d caught dead on the bank😡 

They should feel lucky a window wasn’t left down 

Immediately following my bit of fun, I went and told them to leave.    I hope when they got in, they were embarrassed and angry.   I wasn’t at all pleased with how they treated my property, either.     

15 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

You talk like a Witch now...

I’ve always been it time with and connected to Nature.  Especially water.   Rivers in particular.   But really anything outside.   Even do most of my internet surfing outdoors.   My job as a truck driver even connects me more to Nature.  My favorite thing about it is that I get to see more of Nature.  But Rivers.   That’s my thing.   Moving water has a real true and overwhelmingly awesome power that most do not respect or even realize.   It’s why my kayaking and hiking is so important to me.   

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

@HammerheadPilot

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power of Nature unleashed… absurd!!!!!!!!!!!

It truly is awesome, right?   And I don’t mean awesome like the popularized use of the word....truly in awe of her power and majesty.  And many times, I get VIP front row seats.  👍