HammerheadPilot

 Outdoor piss with no hands.    Someone asked me for a video without hands.  So...here goes.  

https://www.erome.com/i/WIBfcUtD

In the words of comedian George Carlin, “Selling is legal.   Fucking is legal.  Why shouldn’t selling fucking be legal?!?”

I agree.  If you find prostitution abhorrent, don’t be a prostitute or or pay someone for sex.   

I find a lot of legal business practices disgusting and immoral.   I don’t participate and it’s no problem for me.  

I think that’s pretty simple.  

On 5/13/2019 at 9:15 AM, spywareonya said:

 

I am nothing unless I change the world, 

You’ve already made significant changes in mine, as has the rest of this forum!!

7 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

What's diesel fuel worth down south? Up here for farm fuel(its dyed red) for $1.05 per liter. That worke out to $4.76 per gallon!

Now days, it costs me $0.00/gallon 😂😂😂😂.     I’m currently in the middle of nowhere in Kansas, and at a small mom & pop truck stop at the junction of a couple of little two lane highways, it is $2.94/gallon

Holy crap.  $350/hour??

Or...how about a six seat twin engine Piper Seminole? 

Or  a BRAND NEW luxury Cirrus?   Super fast    Super luxurious  

BOTH cheaper than that!!

My grandpa used to own trucks, too.   He used to have a saying 

“You want me to tell you the secret to making a small  fortune in trucking and farming?   It’s really easy.   You simply start with a large fortune.”

😂😂😂😂

6 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

I can honestly say I love being a farmer. I mean there is lots of stress, all jobs have stress. The smell of the freshly turned dirt, seeing a new day being born each morning, all the little ducklings and goslings, coyote pups and foxes running around. Just being one with the land makes it all worth while

Like I said earlier...never did I operate on that level...but I’m familiar.   

Sometimes I close my eyes and think about how I miss the ritual of checking, preparing and greasing the equipment.   Waiting for he dew to dry so we could start baling.  Smelling the freshly cut hay lying there.  Hearing the neighbor in the distance bring his equipment to life.  Listening to the killdeer screech.  The Serenity.  The satisfaction.  The peace.   

Same with cattle.    The morning spent with the wet grass soaking through my boots.   Saddling and preparing my horses for the days work ahead.   The smells.   The feeling of it all.   

Those mornings I froze my ass off.   I promised to escape the cowboy life.   I’d read those books and articles talking about the “crisp mornings”.   I used to get so mad at them.  I was sure I’d write articles correctly describing it as “miserably cold and unbearably and horribly numbingly painful”

Now, I’m sitting here typing and missing it terribly.    Now I know those WERE crisp mornings.   I’d give a lot to be able to go back to them.   Feeling my horse breathe between my calves.   Seeing his breaths in steamy blasts.   Smelling it.   Feeling it.  

Indescribable.  

On 5/15/2019 at 5:27 AM, Pissgirl2019 said:

Soooo, yesterday I did a piss on my chair in the study, it’s leather so the piss formed a nice puddle before dripping onto the floor, I did put a towel down as I’m not quite at the stage of a full on carpet piss just yet. 

Thanks for all your suggestions, being part of this forum has given me the confidence to try these things 

I wonder about a piece of carpet that is separate from the carpet in your house?    Maybe a sample piece from a carpet store?    A rug from a big box store that looks and feels similar to your carpet?   Maybe then placed in an area of the house that doesn’t have carpet.  You’d be able to feel it under your feet.   See and hear the piss hit the piece of carpet.   Do what ever you’d like with it or to it.   When you are satisfied with things, take the piece of carpet outside for a hose down.   Maybe a later use?    Maybe you could place something water proof down in the room you desire to pee in and then place the carpet on top of that.   You’d get the feeling of it, plus be in the space you want to use.    Clean up would be easy and not be a worry with the actual home.   I’m thinking slow but satisfying progression with an easy clean up.   Just a thought.   

Amd thanks for sharing the story.    I enjoyed it.   A lot!   

At many airshows and fly ins, they have friendly competitions like flour bombing.    Ribbon cutting. Balloon popping with the propeller.  Spot landing.  Stuff like that.   I was practicing for a flour bombing in an airplane that didn’t have windows that open, as a Cessna does.  It ended up NOT working as the door would cause the plane to yaw and slow down to a speed dangerously close to its stall speed.   When I tried to speed up to stay safely above stalling speed, I was unable to open the door at all.   I ended up using a borrowed Piper Cub with the side opened up.  Lol.  I was still completely unsuccessful 😂

On 5/12/2019 at 7:15 PM, spywareonya said:

Oh we could create a club like that!!! I would be the Mistress of the place ahahahahah and you guys the bouncers ahahah

Can you bounce and piss simultaneously???     

😂😂😂😂😂

1 hour ago, speedy3471 said:

Pissing out of it at say 10 or 12 thousand feet would be a rush lol

I doubt you could open the door. I’ve tried (not to pee, but throw something our😂😂) and the entire aircraft yawed uncontrollably to the left.   I was trying to throw a large bag of flour out and hit a circle I’d mowed out in my pasture. 😂😂😂

1 hour ago, speedy3471 said:

And you will use your Cessna all year long lol

MUCH harder to piss from, though!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

A brand new, really nicely equipped four seat Cessna is $307,000.  

😂😂😂😂😂

I’ve been using erome for videos.   It’s okay, but it takes forever before I can post the links.  Says it’s waiting for encoding.   Downloaded a 1:44 video in a few seconds but I’ve been waiting 14 hours at least for the encoding.   As of now, I’m  still 19 on the wait list 😂

I’d like to try eroprofile,  but can’t figure out where to upload the videos.   I’ve got an account, but does it need to be a premium account to upload??   Am I just missing the link??

6 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Technology in agriculture equipment has come so far in 10 years, its crazy

Literally.  NO exaggeration here...I’ve run some farm equipment.  Nothing like that, but more than a lot of people.  I’m familiar with the stuff, so I’m serious when I say this.   I’ve literally flown airplanes less complex than the stuff you’re operating. The airplane I rent for fun cost far less brand new than any one of those units.  Farmers are a severely under appreciated and under paid resource on this planet.  

Hmmmmm.    I can’t believe they chose that name.  😂😂

I recently switched to doing my very best to only eat all natural single ingredient foods.  Everything I keep running into trying to get healthier says to avoid processed foods.   I’d want to know just how processed this stuff is. 

1 minute ago, speedy3471 said:

Well I'll be darned another gunny lol. Another thing you and I have in common. My wife also owns her own ar15 rifle lol. I've got a few of them lol

I’m currently in the middle of an Aero Precision build.   👍👍👍

10 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Ok THIS is Amazing!!!

You probably wouldn’t think so if you heard it.  😂😂😂😂.   When I was in grade school, you could attend a much better school if you chose an art to study.  My family were all bible thumping pentecostals who played music in church.   I wasn’t allowed to not play at least one instrument.   I chose piano because everyone else played guitar.   I stuck with it through high school, but years of “the cowboy lifestyle” getting my hands cut up and tangled between ropes, horses, and cattle has left most of my fingers broken and not always working properly.   Add to that a dark time in my life where fists flew daily and it took a toll on my hands   

The harmonica is a fairly recent thing for me I haven’t been too serious about.   I LOVE traditional blues, and would love to play it, but honestly, I’ve just not worked at it enough or taken it seriously.      

I forgot to mention guns and training like @speedy3471   I enjoy building rifles and training with them.   My wife and I used to compete in “run and gun” and three gun competitions.  I’d like to start again some day.  Sometimes there’s nothing as relaxing as sending a lot of lead down range and “killing” an army of old bowling pins. 😂

I’d say D, E, and H

D) socializing both on line and in person always helps me.  

E) Music also always helps.   I play a few instruments (poorly😂) but a little bit of playing a piano or harmonica really seems to help. 

H) Other.  This one may not be as healthy.    I’m a workaholic.  When things get tough, I’ll work.  But I do enjoy my work, and extra cash flow is always nice.  Sometimes, though, I think I carry it too far.  

One thing I tend to do that’s more healthy, is simply thought.   I sincerely believe in the power of positive thought and positive, confident attitudes.  It’s not always easy, but I can’t think of a single time it hasn’t worked when I was able to achieve it properly.  

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

And I'm too timid to record myself 🤒😞

Be careful saying that😊.    At one time I was, too.    Obviously, now I’m not.   In fact, I quite enjoy it.   And trust me, I don’t look like like Brad Pitt or Fabio, either.   I’ve actually found quite a bit of acceptance on line doing so.   This site has been particularly supportive.   I’d say making videos has helped my confidence in other ways, too

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