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Dear Wet Carpet.
I am a lady in my late 30s, married to the local vicar. Both he and I are devout Christians, with three children all named after characters in the Bible. We are all regular church goers, followers of Jesus who strive to live righteous lives so that we are smiled upon by God almighty. I pray to Him every day, seeking guidance and signs. I am widely regarded by the wider church community as a pillar of that community, an example to be followed. But pride of course is one of the deadly sins, so as long as God is happy with the way things are, that is all I need.But I do have a naughty pleasure which I usually only indulge in when home alone. You see, when I go to the bathroom I get a naughty pleasure out of ignoring the toilet which is right there and just squatting down and peeing all over the tiled floor. The sight and sound of it all splashing noisily down into an ever growing puddle seems like such erotically charged fun. I think it is the naughtiness and wrongness of it, the breaking of a taboo that makes it so much fun. I have wondered whether I am sinning in the eyes of God and on occasions tormented myself with guilt and shame at such a possibility. Yet I clean up the mess immediately, no one else is hurt, no one else is being cheated on or anything like that. So I have kind of reasoned that God regards this as nothing to worry about. But in moments of doubt I have prayed fervently for Him to send me a sign if I am in any way sinning. But so far God has not appeared to reveal any displeasure.
My husband would no doubt be horrified if he found out, and would probably tell me I am succumbing to the temptations of Satan. But if this were so, would not God guide me away from the path of evil? I trust in God totally so the fact that He has not revealed His displeasure reassures me that I am not sinning in the eyes of the Lord. And even rationalising it in human terms, I cannot see the harm I am doing to anyone.
So yes, I intend when home alone to keep enjoying the act of deliberately ignoring the toilet and urinating right there on the floor instead.
And another naughty confession. A few times I have even deliberately peed on the kitchen floor! Doing that was so outrageously naughty that I got a real erotically charged pleasure out of doing it. And once, I even got up and brazenly peed on the kitchen table, experiencing intense pleasure as it started flowing off the edge onto the floor. I cleaned up immediately after of course. I always do.
I hope the Lord is not offended by my writing of this letter to your magazine. After all, so many ladies seem to write in with outrageous tales of peeing all over their own, or someone else's, carpets, beds and furniture. I admire and envy them on one level but on a deeper level worry about the salvation of their souls. But it is of course not my place to judge. Only God can do that. A part of me would love to just squat down anywhere and pee all over the carpet, but that would be going too far. Am certain God would not approve of my infliction of pissy wet carpets upon the rest of my God fearing family. And I know they would not understand or approve either and I would never want to hurt them.
But one day, somehow, I hope that circumstances could somehow arise where I could enjoy a wonderfully long, guilt free, pee all over a carpet somewhere, without it being an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Or even pee on a bed. Secretly I would love to do such things, but only if they can ever be done in ways that would not be offensive to God. Which would mean no one else being present, since allowing others apart from my husband to derive sexual pleasure from my actions would surely be a sin. As would be damaging someone else's property without their approval.
I guess this is the first time a devout Christian and follower of Jesus has ever written to your magazine.
And unless God should show His displeasure, if I ever do get to pee on some carpet somewhere, I will let you know.
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Dear Wet Carpet.
My name is Sarah and I am a 25 year old busty blue eyed blonde with long hair, though I am quite short, only just over five feet tall.
I have been seeing this slightly older guy and last night for the first time I went back to his place after a few drinks down the pub, where we had a few more drinks. We ended up in his bedroom of course, naked and having sex which was great.
After finishing we were laying naked together but I really couldnt ignore my growing need to pee for much longer. I pointed out that I didnt really want to have to get up but I had to choice because I had to go to the bathroom to pee. At this point he totally surprised me by telling me not to bother and just to do it on the floor. I had never done such a thing before, nor had doing so ever crossed my mind. I was always taught that nice girls use the toilet. And he was suggesting I pee right there on the carpet. But for some reason, perhaps because of the sheer outrageous naughtiness of the idea, I found the thought of actually doing that rather erotic in a kinky kind of way. I asked him if he was sure about that and he told me it was fine and that his ex used to do it all the time. Well, I thought, I'm his girl now and if anyone is going to pee on his carpet it is going to be me.
So, barely able to believe that I was actually doing this I squatted naked beside the bed as he leaned over to watch. And then I did it, peeing right there on his carpet with a big grin on my face. I made quite a large wet patch. The sound of it splashing down onto the fabric added to the eroticism of the moment. And to be honest it was an eye opener for me. I never realised until this moment that peeing could be so much fun.
So of course when I had to go in the middle of the night, I peed on the carpet again. And then a third time before he woke up first thing in the morning.
When I got home I so wanted to share my story with others, albeit anonymously. I vaguely remembered hearing about this magazine and sought it out. And here we are with my letter.
I am a new subscriber to the online edition now, and am enjoying the adventures of other contributors already.
And as for the guy I am seeing? Well he is someone to keep. I don't imagine any other guy I am likely to meet is ever going to let me piss on his bedroom carpet.
I am seeing him again tonight and look forward to pissing on his carpet again.
I need a pee right now though, so just before I go, let me tell you I am going to do something I have never done before and pee all over my own kitchen floor just for fun. I can always mop it up afterwards.
Thanks for reading.
Sarah
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Dear Wet Carpet.
I had what you might call a rather unconventional upbringing. My mum was a heavy drinker and also a bisexual, into ladies as well as men. She would often come home late in the evening when I was a teenager, quite drunk, and with men or women in tow.
I saw things I clearly shouldn't have because when my mum was drunk she didn't care and clearly got a buzz out of pissing. Like the time I saw her holding some guys dick as he pissed all over our kitchen floor. Or the time that she and several female friends from the pub were all laughing raucously as they pissed on the living room carpet. Even when not drunk and home alone with only me around she raised me to see peeing anywhere you felt like as normal. She'd think nothing of popping a squat wherever she felt like it and just peeing on the floor.
So from the start I took it as normal to just pee on the carpet beside my bed out of convenience, or on the living room carpet too and just leave it there. Our house stank of piss but this seemed perfectly normal to me. I did come to realise however - at about the same time that I realised that the pleasure I got from peeing all over the place was sexual - that this was not considered normal behaviour by most people. Which is why I became very selective about where I talked about it and who I shared it with. This became very easy to do on the internet via fetish groups. After all, I am sure most people never get to see some guy and his dick pissing in their mother's grinning face, or see several naked women pissing all over their obviously gleeful mum in the living room. Just two examples of some of the behaviour I saw and assumed was nothing unusual when growing up.
Basically now I like to find guys, girls or couples on the internet who are willing to let me piss in random places. Because I have learned that the thrill can be so much greater if it is someone else's carpet I am pissing on. If you go to the right sites and are prepared to travel, it can be surprisingly easy to find guys, and sometimes girls, happy to let me visit them and pee on their carpets, beds or furniture. There are a few photos of me in action here and there on the internet, though no face shots I make sure.
One couple I see, like me in their mid 20s, like to film me pissing on their bed. They like to sleep in that wet messy bed for kicks by all accounts.
One guy has this glass table thing going on. He likes me to squat naked on this round glass table in his living room and piss on it whilst he lays underneath watching.
One of my favourites was this full on drink and drug fuelled pissing session in someone's bedroom, where a group of us - men and women ranging in age from their early 20s to late 40s - were all pissing all over the place just for a laugh. All over the carpet, all over the bed, against the walls, in the drawers and cupboards, on the furniture. Great fun.
One couple in their 40s, after filming me pissing all over their bedroom carpet, had me hold and aim his semi-erect dick as he pissed in his wife's gleeful mouth. That reminded me of the time I saw some guy pissing in mum's mouth with her drinking it. And she was loving it you could tell. She couldnt get enough. It was the same for this lady.
I guess it warps your sexuality when you grow up seeing your mum doing things like this as just a normal part of life. One time I walked in on the sight of one of my forty something teachers squatting over my mums face and pissing in her mouth. Both quite drunk. But the teacher later asked me not to say anything about it to anyone. My mum had always raised me not to tell anyone about anything happening at home so discretion was normal for me.
There is a lesbian couple in their late 20s who like to piss all over the carpet in their bedroom. Sometimes I travel to join them in such fun for a weekend. It really is tremendously erotic to just pee all over the floor, on the carpet, in someone else's place.
Though when alone in my own flat at night, if I need to pee I will just pee on the carpet beside the bed. This has been normal for me for as long as I can remember. After all, growing up in a house where it is normal for your mum to walk into your bedroom and just pee on the carpet in the middle of the room just for fun, as happened quite a lot, normalised such things completely.
There was one time when I was 18, not long before I moved out, when I was in my bedroom. Mum and this other woman who was one of her pub friends, and these two guys, all quite drunk and totally naked, walked into my room laughing and giggling drunkenly. My mum and her friend amidst much laugher each took hold of a guy's dick and aimed as they peed all over the carpet right in front of me. Then mum and her friend adopted a kind of semi-squatting position as they peed on the carpet themselves too. Then, laughing drunkenly, they walked out of the room, leaving me to contemplate the massive puddles of piss on my carpet.
Another time I heard much giggling female laughter coming from mums bedroom, whose door was wide open without a care. And there was mum, the barmaid from her local pub, and a couple of other women, one after the other peeing on mums bed apparently for a laugh, though clearly getting off on it. I never really knew how mum found such people.
I love pissing on beds too, mind you, though not my own. I prefer pissing on other peoples. Its not that I have any objection to the concept of pissing on my own bed. In fact I know I'd get a kick out of doing it. It is just the practicalities of having to try to sleep in a cold wet bed. I prefer that to be someone else's problem. Mum seemed less inhibited about such things, perhaps because she found it much easier to sleep in a pissy wet bed because she was drunk. In fact, chances are she probably got off on that too.
Unlike my mum, I have never been massively into the whole golden showers thing, though I have been peed on before and have even peed in some guys mouth. It is kind of empowering to be squatting over some guys face and pissing in his mouth so was kind of fun. But mainly I am just into the whole pissing all over the place thing.
If ever I find myself spending the night in a hotel room room I do enjoy marking my territory. I am pretty sure there is not a single hotel room I have stayed in whose carpet I didnt christen at least once. I see on fetish sites that I am not the only lady who does that. Not sure if mum ever stayed in hotels but if she did I am sure she would have peed all over the room.
I remember this guy she was having a thing with for a while, the wall pissing guy. He seemed to delight, with the obvious approval of mum, of getting his dick out and pissing against the nearest wall, often in the living room. He probably did it in her bedroom too. One time when she was with him, I encountered her standing naked in the living room facing the wall, her legs slightly apart and hips thrust forward, grinning as she peed against the wall like it was some female urinal.
Occasionally, it can be the simpler naughtinesses that can seem so erotically charged. Like the time I saw one of mums friends squatting and peeing on the bathroom floor, door wide open, ignoring the toilet that was right there. Or the other time when the same woman was standing astride the toilet and pissing on its closed lid, most of her piss of course ending up on the floor.
Growing up I was always encountering random puddles of piss on the tiled kitchen floor, left there from the previous evening or even from earlier that day. Sometimes mum would mop it up later but quite often it would just be left there to eventually dry out on it's own. If it ever got the chance. Because quite often before it had the chance to dry out mum or one of her friends would end up pissing on that floor again anyway. I must admit that I would sometimes piss on the kitchen floor too if there was a puddle already there.
I could go on, but thats the gist of it. Me a pee freak, raised by a pee freak and taught to think of it as normal.
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Dear Wet Carpet.
I am an 18 year old blue eyed blonde with a resentment of my dad and my stepmother because of the way my mum got dumped. My dad is well into his 40s and she is only 29 which just annoys me even more, him dumping mum for a younger model like that. I must concede she is a curvy brunette whom most guys would regard as sexy, but that just seems to make it worse.
Well recently I have occasionally, not too often to avoid making it too obvious, been expressing my resentment in my own unique way, basically sneaking into their bedroom when they were not in there and peeing on their carpet. I must admit that I got a naughty buzz out of doing it.
But the other day I was squatting there beside her side of the bed, skirt hoisted and panties in my hand, gleefully peeing on the carpet when disaster struck. She walked in and caught me in mid flow. Like a rabbit caught in the headlights I couldnt stop immediately and was just squatting there mortified whilst still pissing away.
Naturally she looked shocked, but then grinned as she watched me. She said, "So you are the one responsible for these wet pissy patches, eh? And all this time I have been blaming the dog."I managed at last to stop and stood up, allowing my skirt to hide my private parts, though with my panties still in my hand. She said to me, "So you think you can just piss on my carpet and get away with it do you? Well we will see about that." And she strode out of the room, with myself in hot pursuit, fearful she was going to tell my dad. But instead she just barged into my bedroom and climbed up onto my bed, hoisted her skirt and dropped into a squat, pulling her panties aside. Then with a big grin she started pissing right there on my bed. She smiled as she peed, saying "This is what you get for pissing on our carpet. And if you tell your dad about this I will let him know what you have been doing. "
By the time she was done my sheets and mattress were soaked. I had to sleep in the small sofa in my bedroom until I could dry the mattress out.
Anyway, immediately after finishing her piss and getting down off my bed she said to me. "I will tell you how it is going to be from now on. Anytime I feel like it I am going to come in here and piss on your carpet. And if you tell your dad, I will tell him about how I caught you pissing on the carpet in his bedroom. And if I should ever catch you doing that again, I shall make a point of coming in here with a very full bladder and piss all over your bed again. "
Well she had me over a barrel and since then from time to time she has come into my room when I have been in there and popped a squat and peed on my carpet with a satisfied grin on her face, sometimes in a corner, sometimes right in the middle of the room, sometimes right beside my bed. And she clearly gets a kick out of it. And there is not a damned thing I can do about it. Mind you, much to my surprise I kind of enjoy watching her doing it. And have occasionally peed on my own carpet just for fun. Well it is getting peed on anyway, right? So why not?
My room does smell very pissy right now so it is a good job my dad never comes in.
As pay back I do still occasionally piss on her carpet beside their bed but am much more careful now and only do it occasionally and have never again been caught.
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Dear Wet Carpet.
My name is Mike and I have been dating a lady in her early 40s called Linda, who works as a maths teacher in the local comprehensive.
We were sharing a bottle of wine at my place when somehow she ended up telling me about her first boyfriend when she was young who liked to watch her pissing on his bedroom carpet. She said she enjoyed doing it. It was fun in a naughty kind of way to be doing it on someone's carpet while they watched.
Well when she later said she had to pee and mumbled something about how it is always a pain having to go upstairs to the toilet, I said "Why bother? Just do it here on the floor."
She laughed, "Right here on the carpet? Are you sure?"
I said. "Sure, I don't mind."
And with that she strode into the middle of the room, and unzipped her jeans and was soon dropping down into a squat with her jeans and panties pulled down. Her shaven pussy was on full display hovering just inches above my living room carpet. And then with a sudden hissing sound, she was pissing right there on my carpet, a big grin on her face. As her piss splashed down the wet patch on the carpet beneath and slightly in front of her grew ever larger, and very soon a large puddle was forming upon it as her piss hissed out and splashed down faster than the carpet could absorb it. She looked down at the mess she was making, then looked at me with a massive grin on her face, laughing about how it was a good job the kids at school couldn't see her now. It was pretty obvious to me that she was getting off on it even more than I was. As her piss sprayed down she chuckled that she couldnt believe that a grown woman such as herself was just peeing on the carpet, and laughed that I was a dirty bastard for letting her do it. I laughed, "I love that you are calling me a dirty bastard when you are the one actually doing the pissing" She conceded with a grin that this was a fair point.
When she was done, she stood up and refastened her jeans, looking down with a huge grin at at the massive pool of piss slowly soaking into the carpet. Then she looked at me with a beaming face and said "Thanks for that. I needed that". Then she giggled aloud at what she had just done.
Later, after some more wine, she didnt even bother to ask. She just popped a squat over another area of the same carpet and pissed there again, partly out of convenience but mostly because she enjoyed doing it, and loved the fact that the owner of the carpet - me - was there watching her doing it.
When we went upstairs to bed, she didn't bother using the toilet either. Instead she popped a squat and christened the bedroom carpet right beside the bed.
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On 7/29/2023 at 7:30 AM, gldenwetgoose said:
Just a random thought that popped into my head - so I’ll ask you…
If you were able to travel to any place in the world to partake in some sort of pee activity or pee sex (your choice) - where and what ?
Probably some sort of secret peeing party in some mansion, where all the guests are into peeing everywhere and anywhere and all over everything. Where? Maybe Beverly Hills, perhaps with Angelina Jolie as one of the guests and participants.
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On 11/29/2015 at 6:52 PM, steve25805 said:
Sophie finally found herself in Plymouth, attending the wedding of a friend. She went back to the reception afterwards for a couple of drinks, but wasn't staying late. You see, she'd made arrangements to meet up with me for a few drinks in a pub.
I'd known her online for a while and met her once on a visit to Yorkshire. It was the time I got to see her pee in my car. Well, we'd often kind of flirted online about how she could pee on my carpet anytime she wanted to visit, with her suggesting that she'd love to. Well, since she was coming to Plymouth I offered to let her do it for real, and we agreed to meet up for a few drinks, though she hadn't committed to anything. I explained that I was meaning to buy a new living room carpet anyway, so she was welcome to do her thing there.
Well, when I met her she'd already had just a couple of drinks but looked utterly stunning in her close fitting and highly stylish black dress with red circles, with her shoulders left bare and her beautiful shoulder-length blonde hair. And her smile was just about the sexiest smile I have ever seen. I bought her another drink and bought one myself. I'd left my car at home, and she'd done likewise, travelling down by train, so driving under the influence wasn't an issue. We had a few drinks and were soon flirting like we did online, talking about the time she'd let her husband film her peeing on the kitchen floor, with me commenting on how awesomely erotic that must have been, and how lucky her husband was to see that.
That's when she told me she really had to pee right now and hinted that she was happy to do it in my place. I was almost unable to believe my luck. Was this gorgeous young girl really going to pee in my flat - and I don't mean in the toilet? The sense of anticipation I felt as I called the cab was incredible. Sophie was handling herself very well in spite of of the few drinks, which was impressive because she normally doesn't drink at all. But she'd decided to switch to soft drinks for the last couple. She isn't into getting drunk anymore.
By the time we arrived at my place, she badly needed to go. I suggested that the living room carpet was ready and waiting for her, and I'd just buy a new one in the morning. She grinned in naughty anticipation, but also kept stopping in hesitation, more than once asking if I was sure that it was ok. At one point she even said, "I can't just pee on your carpet", and I thought she was going to back out. I had to reassure her that I was really just going to throw it out in the morning and buy a new one.
Eventually, with some moments of hesitation en route to this moment, she was squatting in the middle of my living room, her beautiful dress hoisted to expose her most private parts, panties discarded on the floor beside her. But then there was the pee shyness to overcome. For quite a while nothing happened. She just couldn't do it. She said something like, "I really want to do this, but I just can't go. Peeing on someone's carpet is just too wrong." Of course, I reassured her that it was ok, that I didn't mind, that I was going to throw it out and replace it, etc. And I think her growing desperation must have helped. Because finally, a brief spurt of pee sprayed down, followed a moment later by another.
And then the floodgates opened. A loud hissing sound filled the room, which proved she must have been desperate. Because she'd told me before that she only really makes that tell tale hissing sound when very desperate. And the sound of her pee splashing down onto the carpet filled the room too. It was a very powerful, yellow-tinged, torrent cascading down, with Sophie smiling broadly in obvious delight at what she was doing, looking at her own pee splashing upon the fabric. The puddle was growing rapidly larger and ever more sodden, the splashing sound growing louder as the centre of that spreading pool grew saturated. A mini lake of pee was forming and slowly seeping into the carpet. She flashed her beautiful and obviously ecstatic smile at me as she enthused, "I can't believe I'm actually peeing on your front room carpet!" Then she chuckled as she added, " I'm enjoying this."
"Anytime", I responded.
By the time she'd finished, that puddle was enormous.
We then both just sat around chatting for a couple of hours, during which I plied her with numerous cups of tea or coffee. I hoped for a second showing. And my efforts were not in vain.
Because just before I called her a cab she did say that she needed another pee. And as it happened, we'd just been talking about the time she peed on her kitchen floor for her husband. So of course, I suggested she do the same in my kitchen. And she did!
She ended up squatting in the middle of the room, dress hoisted above her waist, panties removed again, as she did another huge pee all over my kitchen floor tiles. The large puddle expanded to cover an ever growing area of the floor. The sight and sound of it splashing down beneath her squatting form, and her gorgeously sexy smile as she peed, were incredibly sexy. By the time she'd finished she'd flooded the place.
When the cab arrived I said my farewells, thanked her for a lovely time, and gave her a brief platonic kiss on the cheek, and let her know that anytime she found herself down in these parts, she was more than welcome to visit. Especially if she needed a pee, lol.
It has been so long time since I last read this and even longer since I wrote it. So I thought I would bump it for any newbies to read.
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I have recently been told by the male participant that he and a former girlfriend who is currently a work colleague of mine participated in an onlyfans video. I have not sought it out and in any case the material is supposedly very vanilla and non-fetish. Naturally I will not mention it to anyone in work including the female colleague herself. I do worry about her though because if someone in work should stumble across it and recognise her, unless she is lucky in who it is it could spread like wildfire around the workplace and I know she could never handle that.
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The last film I watched was Star Trek VI, The Undiscovered Country. It was the last film featuring the original crew.
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As someone who used to be a mod and knows what it can entail sometimes, I would like to say a more general thank you to the mods for all they do here.
And I would second what @gldenwetgoose has said above insofar as any content that causes anyone to feel uncomfortable is concerned. Erotica of any kind regarding minors is generally unacceptable though talking about your own or others formative experiences may be ok. The mods will I know apply common sense.
This is a kink site where peeing and watersports are the primary interests, but other fetish interests will in most cases be acceptable in the appropriate sections provided that it involves consenting adults. Mods are much more likely to take a dim view of such things as sexual assault, rape, paedophilia, or anything like that. Scat too is banned from this site as part of its rules.
I know the mods are sensible people who will act wisely and take all reports seriously, without becoming excessively ban happy. I would advise anyone who has an issue about anything to speak to a mod about it or else to simply report it.- 2
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6 hours ago, Sophie said:
I was thinking yesterday while bored in a meeting at work, I have a couple of humourous names I use when I don't want to give out my real name while filling out surveys or signing up to things. Of course anything important will have my real name, but just a website where my name isn't required at all? I'm going to have some fun with it. Popular names include :-
Dixie Normous (Dicks enormous)
Jenny Talia (Genitalia)
Anne Teak (Antique)
Melanie Lemons (Melony lemons)I generally don't use pseudonyms. But having been politically active in the past I do occasionally receive questionnaires in the post from political parties. Sometimes I receive them from other organisations. If they are not something I am involved with I will sometimes amuse myself by responding with deliberately silly answers, identifying myself as a pseudonym.
Usually such names as Hugh Jarse. Hugh Janus, Betty Swottom, Wun Hung Lo, and such like.
I once responded to an anonymous questionnaire asking how local politics could be improved. I responded as Hugh Janus married to Betty Swollocks and suggested paint balling competitions between the Tory and Labour councillors with the winners gaining control of the council and the losers spending 6 months scuba diving in the Antarctic.
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On 6/16/2023 at 12:48 AM, Blondepisslesbian15 said:
I’m honestly don’t think I’d mind anywhere. I haven’t tried on myself, but I’ve had an ex do it in the shower once, and I’ve tried to just do positions by myself. The hotel has a hot tub, but for some reason doing it in the shower or hot tub doesn’t really appeal to me with the mixture of already being wet from water.
Letting it just happen is what it hoping to do, but I feel like I’m going to be unable too, as I have tried to just go in different positions on my own with not much luck.
This is just a suggestion because I am no expert.
But the natural position for females to adopt when pissing is a squat isnt it? So perhaps naturalise the experience pissing wise by squatting upon the edge of the bath or perhaps a table or other raised area with her laying in front of you and below you? If she is laying in the bath if the hotel room has one and you are squatting on the side of it peeing on her, clean up afterwards would be very easy. The bath need not have any water in it and she can be dry until you start pissing..
Failing that, if there is any kind of tiled or linoleum floor, she can lay there and you can squat upon any raised surface above her and facing her and then give the golden shower. A non carpeted floor should be relatively easy to clean up afterwards. Carpeted areas would be much more difficult clean up wise. Some people particularly enjoy being that naughty but if you have to worry about clean up then it might well be more trouble than it is worth.
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For personal reasons I am not going to discuss publicly just now I had to have a brain scan yesterday. Several hours beforehand they inject you with mildly radioactive iodine. The interesting thing is that there was a separate toilet specifically for patients like me to use. I was advised to avoid public toilets and avoid using other peoples toilets unless I had to in which case I had to be especially careful not to make any mess. I was advised to sit on the toilet to pee, which is not what we males normally do unless attending to other business at the same time. The reason for all this? Apparently my pee was going to be radioactive for up to 24 hours, lol
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I too have had my struggles with depression and anxiety.
My ups and downs affect how I react to things and is a major part of the reason I have taken much more of a backseat around here lately.
But @ABBYPEEGODDESS, there are many good people on this forum who will be there for you if you need to talk to anyone. I know I don't know you very well mostly because I don't interact much here anymore, which is part of how I protect myself mental health wise. But I would always come through for anyone suffering an emotional or psychological crisis. You are welcome to message me if it would help anytime.
Welcome back, anyway.
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Just letting you all know that my router is fucked and am awaiting a new one. My laptop will not connect with the internet at all, but an ancient kindle tablet still seems to work _ sort of. But it is hard work. So no pics or much. posting until I am fully back in action. The bad news is I am waiting on Virgin whose service is often poor and unreliable. I am regretting being one of those Neanderthals without a smart phone right now.