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  1. Just letting you all know that my router is fucked and am awaiting a new one. My laptop will not connect with the internet at all, but an ancient kindle tablet still seems to work _ sort of. But it is hard work. So no pics or much. posting until I am fully back in action.  The bad news is I am waiting on Virgin whose service is often poor and unreliable. I am regretting being one of those Neanderthals without a smart phone right now.

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  2. Dear Wet Carpet.

    I am a lady in my late 30s, married to the local vicar. Both he and I are devout Christians, with three children all named after characters in the Bible. We are all regular church goers, followers of Jesus who strive to live righteous lives so that we are smiled upon by God almighty. I pray to Him every day, seeking guidance and signs. I am widely regarded by the wider church community as a pillar of that community, an example to be followed. But pride of course is one of the deadly sins, so as long as God is happy with the way things are, that is all I need.

    But I do have a naughty pleasure which I usually only indulge in when home alone. You see, when I go to the bathroom I get a naughty pleasure out of ignoring the toilet which is right there and just squatting down and peeing all over the tiled floor. The sight and sound of it all splashing noisily down into an ever growing puddle seems like such erotically charged fun. I think it is the naughtiness and wrongness of it, the breaking of a taboo that makes it so much fun. I have wondered whether I am sinning in the eyes of God and on occasions tormented myself with guilt and shame at such a possibility. Yet I clean up the mess immediately, no one else is hurt, no one else is being cheated on or anything like that. So I have kind of reasoned that God regards this as nothing to worry about. But in moments of doubt I have prayed fervently for Him to send me a sign if I am in any way sinning. But so far God has not appeared to reveal any displeasure.

    My husband would no doubt be horrified if he found out, and would probably tell me I am succumbing to the temptations of Satan. But if this were so, would not God guide me away from the path of evil? I trust in God totally so the fact that He has not revealed His displeasure reassures me that I am not sinning in the eyes of the Lord. And even rationalising it in human terms, I cannot see the harm I am doing to anyone.

    So yes, I intend when home alone to keep enjoying the act of deliberately ignoring the toilet and urinating right there on the floor instead.

    And another naughty confession. A few times I have even deliberately peed on the kitchen floor! Doing that was so outrageously naughty that I got a real erotically charged pleasure out of doing it. And once, I even got up and brazenly peed on the kitchen table, experiencing intense pleasure as it started flowing off the edge onto the floor. I cleaned up immediately after of course. I always do.

    I hope the Lord is not offended by my writing of this letter to your magazine. After all, so many ladies seem to write in with outrageous tales of peeing all over their own, or someone else's, carpets, beds and furniture. I admire and envy them on one level but on a deeper level worry about the salvation of their souls. But it is of course not my place to judge. Only God can do that. A part of me would love to just squat down anywhere and pee all over the carpet, but that would be going too far. Am certain God would not approve of my infliction of pissy wet carpets upon the rest of my God fearing family. And I know they would not understand or approve either and I would never want to hurt them.

    But one day, somehow, I hope that circumstances could somehow arise where I could enjoy a wonderfully long, guilt free, pee all over a carpet somewhere, without it being an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Or even pee on a bed. Secretly I would love to do such things, but only if they can ever be done in ways that would not be offensive to God. Which would mean no one else being present, since allowing others apart from my husband to derive sexual pleasure from my actions would surely be a sin. As would be damaging someone else's property without their approval. 

    I guess this is the first time a devout Christian and follower of Jesus has ever written to your magazine.

    And unless God should show His displeasure, if I ever do get to pee on some carpet somewhere, I will let you know.



     

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  3. On 7/29/2023 at 7:30 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

    Just a random thought that popped into my head - so I’ll ask you…

    If you were able to travel to any place in the world to partake in some sort of pee activity or pee sex (your choice) - where and what ?

    Probably some sort of secret peeing party in some mansion, where all the guests are into peeing everywhere and anywhere and all over everything. Where? Maybe Beverly Hills, perhaps with Angelina Jolie as one of the guests and participants.

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  4. On 11/29/2015 at 6:52 PM, steve25805 said:

    Sophie finally found herself in Plymouth, attending the wedding of a friend. She went back to the reception afterwards for a couple of drinks, but wasn't staying late. You see, she'd made arrangements to meet up with me for a few drinks in a pub.

    I'd known her online for a while and met her once on a visit to Yorkshire. It was the time I got to see her pee in my car. Well, we'd often kind of flirted online about how she could pee on my carpet anytime she wanted to visit, with her suggesting that she'd love to. Well, since she was coming to Plymouth I offered to let her do it for real, and we agreed to meet up for a few drinks, though she hadn't committed to anything. I explained that I was meaning to buy a new living room carpet anyway, so she was welcome to do her thing there.

    Well, when I met her she'd already had just a couple of drinks but looked utterly stunning in her close fitting and highly stylish black dress with red circles, with her shoulders left bare and her beautiful shoulder-length blonde hair. And her smile was just about the sexiest smile I have ever seen. I bought her another drink and bought one myself. I'd left my car at home, and she'd done likewise, travelling down by train, so driving under the influence wasn't an issue. We had a few drinks and were soon flirting like we did online, talking about the time she'd let her husband film her peeing on the kitchen floor, with me commenting on how awesomely erotic that must have been, and how lucky her husband was to see that.

    That's when she told me she really had to pee right now and hinted that she was happy to do it in my place. I was almost unable to believe my luck. Was this gorgeous young girl really going to pee in my flat - and I don't mean in the toilet? The sense of anticipation I felt as I called the cab was incredible. Sophie was handling herself very well in spite of of the few drinks, which was impressive because she normally doesn't drink at all. But she'd decided to switch to soft drinks for the last couple. She isn't into getting drunk anymore.

    By the time we arrived at my place, she badly needed to go. I suggested that the living room carpet was ready and waiting for her, and I'd just buy a new one in the morning. She grinned in naughty anticipation, but also kept stopping in hesitation, more than once asking if I was sure that it was ok. At one point she even said, "I can't just pee on your carpet", and I thought she was going to back out. I had to reassure her that I was really just going to throw it out in the morning and buy a new one.

    Eventually, with some moments of hesitation en route to this moment, she was squatting in the middle of my living room, her beautiful dress hoisted to expose her most private parts, panties discarded on the floor beside her. But then there was the pee shyness to overcome. For quite a while nothing happened. She just couldn't do it. She said something like, "I really want to do this, but I just can't go. Peeing on someone's carpet is just too wrong." Of course, I reassured her that it was ok, that I didn't mind, that I was going to throw it out and replace it, etc. And I think her growing desperation must have helped. Because finally, a brief spurt of pee sprayed down, followed a moment later by another.

    And then the floodgates opened. A loud hissing sound filled the room, which proved she must have been desperate. Because she'd told me before that she only really makes that tell tale hissing sound when very desperate. And the sound of her pee splashing down onto the carpet filled the room too. It was a very powerful, yellow-tinged, torrent cascading down, with Sophie smiling broadly in obvious delight at what she was doing, looking at her own pee splashing upon the fabric. The puddle was growing rapidly larger and ever more sodden, the splashing sound growing louder as the centre of that spreading pool grew saturated. A mini lake of pee was forming and slowly seeping into the carpet. She flashed her beautiful and obviously ecstatic smile at me as she enthused, "I can't believe I'm actually peeing on your front room carpet!" Then she chuckled as she added, " I'm enjoying this."

    "Anytime", I responded.

    By the time she'd finished, that puddle was enormous.

    We then both just sat around chatting for a couple of hours, during which I plied her with numerous cups of tea or coffee. I hoped for a second showing. And my efforts were not in vain.

    Because just before I called her a cab she did say that she needed another pee. And as it happened, we'd just been talking about the time she peed on her kitchen floor for her husband. So of course, I suggested she do the same in my kitchen. And she did!

    She ended up squatting in the middle of the room, dress hoisted above her waist, panties removed again, as she did another huge pee all over my kitchen floor tiles. The large puddle expanded to cover an ever growing area of the floor. The sight and sound of it splashing down beneath her squatting form, and her gorgeously sexy smile as she peed, were incredibly sexy. By the time she'd finished she'd flooded the place.

    When the cab arrived I said my farewells, thanked her for a lovely time, and gave her a brief platonic kiss on the cheek, and let her know that anytime she found herself down in these parts, she was more than welcome to visit. Especially if she needed a pee, lol.

    It has been so long time since I last read this and even longer since I wrote it. So I thought I would bump it for any newbies to read.

  5. I have recently been told by the male participant that he and a former girlfriend who is currently a work colleague of mine participated in an onlyfans video. I have not sought it out and in any case the material is supposedly very vanilla and non-fetish. Naturally I will not mention it to anyone in work including the female colleague herself. I do worry about her though because if someone in work should stumble across it and recognise her, unless she is lucky in who it is it could spread like wildfire around the workplace and I know she could never handle that.

    But I guess there is nothing constructive or helpful I can do beyond keeping it to myself. And hope for the best in regards to everyone else.

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  6. 6 hours ago, Sophie said:

    I was thinking yesterday while bored in a meeting at work, I have a couple of humourous names I use when I don't want to give out my real name while filling out surveys or signing up to things. Of course anything important will have my real name, but just a website where my name isn't required at all? I'm going to have some fun with it. Popular names include :-

    Dixie Normous (Dicks enormous)
    Jenny Talia (Genitalia)
    Anne Teak (Antique)
    Melanie Lemons (Melony lemons)

     

    I generally don't use pseudonyms. But having been politically active in the past I do occasionally receive questionnaires in the post from political parties. Sometimes I receive them from other organisations. If they are not something I am involved with I will sometimes amuse myself by responding with deliberately silly answers, identifying myself as a pseudonym.

    Usually such names as Hugh Jarse. Hugh Janus, Betty Swottom, Wun Hung Lo, and such like. 

    I once responded to an anonymous questionnaire asking how local politics could be improved. I responded as Hugh Janus married to Betty Swollocks and suggested paint balling competitions between the Tory and Labour councillors with the winners gaining control of the council and the losers spending 6 months scuba diving in the Antarctic.

    Much to my surprise they failed to take me seriously.

     

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  7. On 6/16/2023 at 12:48 AM, Blondepisslesbian15 said:

    I’m honestly don’t think I’d mind anywhere. I haven’t tried on myself, but I’ve had an ex do it in the shower once, and I’ve tried to just do positions by myself. The hotel has a hot tub, but for some reason doing it in the shower or hot tub doesn’t really appeal to me with the mixture of already being wet from water.

     

    Letting it just happen is what it hoping to do, but I feel like I’m going to be unable too, as I have tried to just go in different positions on my own with not much luck. 

    This is just a suggestion because I am no expert.

    But the natural position for females to adopt when pissing is a squat isnt it? So perhaps naturalise the experience pissing wise by squatting upon the edge of the bath or perhaps a table or other raised area with her laying in front of you and below you? If she is laying in the bath if the hotel room has one and you are squatting on the side of it peeing on her, clean up afterwards would be very easy. The bath need not have any water in it and she can be dry until you start pissing..

    Failing that, if there is any kind of tiled or linoleum floor, she can lay there and you can squat upon any raised surface above her and facing her and then give the golden shower. A non carpeted floor should be relatively easy to clean up afterwards. Carpeted areas would be much more difficult clean up wise. Some people particularly enjoy being that naughty but if you have to worry about clean up then it might well be more trouble than it is worth.

    But I think doing it in such a way and in such a place where you can pee on her from above from a squatting position might make it easier

  8. I too have had my struggles with depression and anxiety. 

    My ups and downs affect how I react to things and is a major part of the reason I have taken much more of a backseat around here lately.

    But @ABBYPEEGODDESS, there are many good people on this forum who will be there for you if you need to talk to anyone. I know I don't know you very well mostly because I don't interact much here anymore, which is part of how I protect myself mental health wise. But I would always come through for anyone suffering an emotional or psychological crisis. You are welcome to message me if it would help anytime. 

    Welcome back, anyway.

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