steve25805

Dear Wet Carpet. 

I share a rented house with three other young ladies, all of us in our 20s. As well as being housemates we have all become good friends and drinking buddies, and often come home drunk together. We have long tended to be pretty outrageous when having had a bit too much to drink and when you combine that fact with the tendency of alcohol to make you need to pee a lot, we have been known to be quite outrageous when it comes to pissing, even in the early days. Like the time in this nightclub when there was a queue for the ladies and we needed to go, so we just marched into the gents together where all the urinals and cubicles were occupied by pissing guys. So we decided it would be a good laugh to put on a show as we all squatted and peed on the floor. Judging by the cheers the guys seemed to enjoy the show.

Another time we were making our way home along a busy street and searching for somewhere convenient to pee. And ended up deciding that it would be good fun to pee right there in the open, where all the passing traffic could see us. 

On another occasion in some pub when we needed a pee we decided that instead of going to the ladies it would be much more fun to go over to the quiet corner we spotted out of sight of the bar staff and take turns peeing on the carpet there.

Anyway, one night we were all retuning to our house, very drunk, with four guys in tow, all of us needing a pee. We realised that even if we used the shower cubicle and sink as well as the toilet we were not all going to be able to pee immediately. Anyway, one of the girls gleefully hit upon the idea of not going to the bathroom at all. When we got in the door the kitchen would be nearer so she laughingly suggested we all just piss on the kitchen floor together.

Well the guys were up for it and so were we. So as we all got in the front door and headed for the kitchen, the guys were unzipping already. And soon in the kitchen we girls were hoisting the short skirts we were wearing and tossing our discarded panties aside as we squatted. Whilst the guys stood there aiming at vacant patches of the tiled floor with their dicks. And within seconds the loud sound of splashing filled the room as all four guys and we four girls all enjoyed a wonderfully long piss all over our kitchen floor. We flooded it, lol. There was one hell of a mess to clean up in the morning.

In the meantime of course we each took our guy of choice to bed with us for some fun and fooling around, but my chosen guy and I needed another pee before sleep. Which is when I decided it would be fun to be really naughty. I told him to watch as I strode over to the corner of the room, squatted down facing him, and deliberately peed right there on the carpet. Then I held his dick for him as he peed on the carpet beside my bed.

In the morning after the guys had left we all helped clean up the pissy wet kitchen floor. After which I made my confession about me and some guy peeing on the carpet. The reactions were typical stuff like oh my god, I cant believe you did that and so on but they were clearly amused rather than horrified. Then one of them suddenly admitted that she too had peed on the carpet in her bedroom once just for the fun of it. We all laughed at that, at which point, with the mess on the kitchen floor mopped up, she added that she needed a pee right now and suggested it might be good fun to do it again and if we wanted to watch her doing it we were welcome.

Which is when another girl said that if we were all invited to see her pissing on the carpet, why go upstairs at all? She pointed to the living room and suggested how naughty it would be to just go in there. And we all had to go as it happened. And it was a hot summers day so none of us were yet dressed in more than our underwear so we decided it would be a simple matter and even more fun to take our underwear off and all of us do it in the nude.

And soon we were all each squatting in a different part of the living room, and enjoying four sets of long hissy golden pees right there on our living room carpet. It really was so outrageously naughty. It would take a while for that carpet to dry out even if never pissed on again and it might smell a bit pissy for a while too. 

In fact we had a couple of friends and their boyfriends visit a few days later, and they noticed the pissy smell right away and asked about it. One of my fellow housemates, brazen as hell, just blurted out that the other day we had all peed on the living room carpet just for fun. Our guests were clearly gobsmacked. The housemate with the brazen tongue enjoyed their disbelief and remarked that she needed a pee right then, and told them to watch this. At which point she lowered her jeans and panties and dropped down inro a squat in the middle of the living room, laughing at their astonishment as she peed on the carpet. When she was done she laughed about there being no need to be shy and if anyone else needs to go to feel free to use the facilities, as she gestured towards the floor. So taking our cue from her, our female visitors hesitant with disbelief at first, and all of us girls were peeing together on the carpet, whilst the two guys were encouraged to just piss against the walls.

Of course the carpet was saturated with piss after all this, and within days smelt quite pungent. So we decided not to piss on it again for a while. However, most unfortunately one of the guys who had peed against the wall was a friend of the 48 year old landlady's son. And she got wind of what had happened. She came a calling, and we were paranoid about letting her in, fearing eviction. But alas she had her own set of keys and let herself in anyway. We feared the worst for the smell of piss was obvious. She came into the living room and felt the dampness on the carpet with her fingers and informed us that she had heard all about our pissing antics. She said that she supposed we thought she was going to evict us, but said she was going to do something else instead. And then to our amazement right in front of us she hoisted the front of her skirt, parted her legs and pulled her panties aside, and with a blissful grin upon her face started pissing right there on the carpet herself where she stood.

As her piss splashed down she told us what the deal was. We could stay and feel free to urinate wherever we felt like, but if we moved out she would keep the deposit. And in the meantime she would visit any time she felt like it and piss anywhere she liked. Same for anyone else she might invite.

Since then she has dropped by for a pee quite often, and has already christened all our bedroom carpets. She has peed on the living room carpet often, and on the kitchen and bathroom floors. I have seen her pee against the wall in my bedroom more than once. She also likes to pee all over the living room sofa. And on the carpeted stairs. The house we rent from her now stinks more of her piss than it does ours.

One time she visited with two middle aged friends who were all a little worse for wear from alcohol consumption. All three giggled drunkenly as they squatted and peed on the kitchen floor.

Another time she came round with a guy and held his dick for him as he peed all over the dishes in the kitchen cupboard she had just opened. After which she herself got up and peed on the kitchen table.

Much of this they were quite happy to do right in front of us, they didn't care. Almost certainly got a kick out of it. But even when we were not at home she'd let herself in and pee wherever the fuck she liked. 

So now our rental home really does stink of piss and most of it isnt even us anymore. But we now all tend to pee anywhere and everywhere because everyone else seems to. We do occasionally invite guys back if we are certain they have a thing about pissing. But even then they are usually shocked by the state of our home with piss everywhere. But they are always happy to piss against the nearest wall when we say they can, or on the floors, or all over the furniture. 

One day the landlady even came round with her two middled aged friends again, all quite drunk again and this time with some guy half their age in tow. It was quite late and I was asleep until my bedroom door opened, and the light went on amidst much loud laughter. And there I was confronted by the spectacle of the young guy and all three older women undressing with much drunken laughter, telling me they were going to put on quite a show. Eventually they were all naked, the landlady holding the young guys dick as he peed all over my bedroom carpet. Her two friends were gleefully putting their hands into the flow, laughing with drunken delight as his presumably hot piss splashed through their fingers Then as he lay naked on the pissy floor afterwards they all kind of semi-squatted around him and started pissing all over him. He was obviously enjoying it because his dick was going hard, and became a full hard on very quickly when they all started to laughingly piss on his face.

He looked kind of hot and his erect penis was most inviting. So amidst much laughter I squatted over his hard on and enjoyed a hugely erotic piss on that dick of his. Just my little contribution to the party.

Anyway, the fun continues with new pissings every day, and rarely in the actual toilet, lol.

 

Dear Wet Carpet

My wife and I are both in our mid 40s with grown up kids who have left home. We have been happily married since our late teens and are fully liberated and open with each other about sex and erotic issues. We came late to the whole peeing scene, not really finding our way to it until after the kids had left. With the house to ourselves we began to spice up our sex lives by seeking out different things re porn. And more for a laugh really we decided to look at something we stumbled across featuring ladies peeing in random places in hotel rooms and suchlike. And to be honest, quite to my surprise at first, I was really into it, and was quite turned on. My wife noticed my hard on and said those ladies peeing all over the place were rather naughty but it did look like good fun. She could see the attraction of being bad. She said she needed to pee herself and suggested peeing in the shower cubicle with me watching. But I suggested she just pee on the bathroom floor. It would be more fun because its even naughtier. I told her I would clean up the mess and with that she was well up for it.

So we were about to head upstairs to the bathroom, when I suggested it might be even more fun just to do it in the kitchen. She laughed that that was just so wrong on so many levels, but conceded that this would make it even more fun. And so we went out into the kitchen where she stepped out of her panties and tossed them aside, then hoisted the back of her skirt as she lowered herself into a squat. She hovered there for several seconds, savouring the moment and the thrill of what she was about to do. And then with quite a loud hiss she was doing it, gleefully and deliberately pissing on the tiled kitchen floor, creating a massive puddle. 

She stood up when she was done and looked at the mess she had made with a big grin and enthused upon how much fun that was. Then she wanted to watch me do it. So I got my dick out and peed all over the floor right in front of her.

And thats how it started. But it soon became a regular pleasure of ours, peeing on the kitchen floor when we were downstairs or all over the bathroom floor when we were upstairs. With me the one who cleaned it up. During the night we found it more convenient not to have to go to the bathroom at all. So we got into the habit of keeping a large glass bowl under the bed which we would retrieve when we needed to go, and piss in it. If the other one was awake, the one who needed to piss would make a show of it, placing the bowl on the floor in the middle of the room. She would hover over it and pee, whilst i tended to stand aiming my dick towards it. Most of my piss went in the bowl but occasionally when I first let loose, for the first second or two I might overshoot and hit the carpet, but this just seemed to amuse her. It was my job to empty the contents in the morning of course. 

We found this magazine in due course and subscribed, delighting at the outrageous pissings of some of the ladies. Then one night after a few drinks and she wanted a pee just as were were getting ready for bed, she suggested doing it on the bathroom floor yet again and said I could clean it up in the morning. But I suggested doing something really naughty like the ladies in your magazine. I suggested we not bother using the bathroom at all, not even the floor. I suggested we pee on the bedroom carpet. She raised the issue of the mess and the clean up but I suggested we not bother worrying about that. No one else ever comes into our bedroom anyway so who cares if it smells a bit pissy after a while. It will only be our own piss and not anyone else's. And it would be the ultimate naughty thing to do. Any smell might just serve as a constant naughty erotic reminder

I thought I might be going too far with my suggestions, but she she was surprisingly quickly sold on the idea. Clearly the idea of it was as much of a turn on for her as it was for me. And so in the bedroom we both stripped naked whereupon she dropped down into a squat in the middle of the room and was soon enjoying a very long piss right there on the carpet. And she was clearly loving it.

When it was my turn to go she decided she wanted to lend me a hand and ended up gleefully aiming my dick all around so that I peed on a large area of the carpet.

Now the carpet pissing in the bedroom has become our secret pleasure. We both take great delight in frequently pissing on that carpet, in the middle of the room or in a corner or just right beside the bed. And our bedroom does rather smell of piss but that just seems to add to the thrill for us in a perverse kind of way. Sometimes, rather than simply squat she will semi-squat with her hands on her knees, or stand with her legs apart with her hands on hips, giving me these more outrageous views of her pissing. Sometimes she even stands and pees against the wall and loves to watch me doing so as well. The wallpaper is yellow stained and ruined in many spots, and the carpet is a mess too, almost permanently damp in places with piss. It truly is our thing now.

When we are downstairs we do still find it more convenient just to piss on the kitchen floor sometimes, though one of my wife's kinky pleasures is to get up and pee on the kitchen table. That idea was all hers. One time she opened the fridge door and stood there pissing in it, after telling me to watch what she was about to do. She is as into it as I am, which is brilliant.

I know this hunk of a guy with a massive 12 inch dick. And I am not exaggerating. He has showed it to me, and let me hold it for him as he pissed in the sink. I needed both my hands. Seeing that huge pissing dick turned me on so much that I started to harbour ever more extreme fantasies about it. Well over a few birthday drinks with this guy one day I confided my most extreme fantasy to him. And he said that as a birthday treat he will do it for me. 

So we ended up both naked in my bedroom, me kneeling on the carpet in the middle of the room. And he was stood facing me, holding his dick with both hands and aiming towards my face. I opened my mouth. And he started pissing in it, with me gulping down his hot yellow spray. The sight of that enormous pissing dick, spraying its hot golden torrent into my mouth, the taste and feel of it as I swallowed gulp after gulp, was the most erotic experience I had ever had. A fantasy come true. As a celebration of my pleasure, I let him watch me piss on the carpet afterwards.

I readily let it be known to him that any other time he fancies taking a piss in my mouth he is welcome to. 

He actually came round after quite a few drinks with his girlfriend, who was fine with her man pissing in my mouth since it wasnt exactly sex. But she wanted to watch him doing it and wanted to hold his dick for him as he peed. And she wanted to piss on my face herself. Well the thought of some other girl peeing on my face had never occurred to me but the notion seemed arousing for me. So I agreed. 

So there we were in my bedroom, all of us naked, with her holding her boyfriend's huge dick, grinning with delight at the sight of him pissing in my mouth and me drinking it.

Then I lay on the floor as she squatted over my face. A moment later her hot yellow spray was spraying my face with a loud hissing. I opened my mouth, she positioned herself precisely so that she was pissing in my open mouth. And I was drinking her piss too. Then I gave them both of them the pleasure of watching me piss on the carpet.

Now it has become a regular occurrence, both of them often coming around to my place after a few drinks down the pub just to enjoy the pleasure of pissing in my mouth.

Dear Wet Carpet.

I am a 21 year old female who recently left home. I cannot yet afford to rent a full place of my own let alone buy anything so I have moved in with this couple about ten years older than me, renting a spare room in their home but sharing their kitchen and bathroom. They did point out that they were free and easy going but that if anything bothered me to let them know. But that they were hoping for a tenant who was not going to be too judgemental because they loved having fun after a few drinks. But they promised me they were decent people who wouldnt bother me in any untoward way.

I didnt know what they were getting at, but I needed the room and am rather open minded anyway. I assumed they sometimes had sex on the couch or maybe roamed around the house with very little on in hot weather or something.

Well one night I heard them coming in late after a night of drinking in the local pub and then a nightclub. They were very noisy and there was a whole load of noisy laughter coming from the downstairs kitchen. Then after a few minutes they were both giggling noisily as they came up the stairs to their bedroom.

Next morning I awoke before them and went downstairs to make some coffee and toast. And thats when I noticed the kitchen floor was covered in piss. Seems that in their drunkenness they'd decided to piss on the kitchen floor for fun and leave it until the morning. To say I was surprised would be an understatement but I was not shocked or horrified at all. I am very open-minded. And have seen people doing stuff like that on videos before. So I knew it was a thing for some people. I was always aware that some people even liked being peed on. My first serious boyfriend enjoyed having me pee all over him, so I have done the whole golden shower thing, which was very enjoyable at the time. Anyway, since I wasn't all that bothered I just made my coffee and toast and went back into my room with it, leaving their piss there for them to clean up. My bare feet were wet after walking around the kitchen in their piss. Didnt really bother me though. I've had a guy piss on my ass before, so pissy wet feet are not going to phase me. 

I was on my way out a bit later when they were up and about and in the kitchen. She was mopping the pissy floor but even as she did so, her husband was standing there with his dick out pissing on the floor, with a big grin on his face. They both apologised about the mess and explained that they were drunk last night and sometimes after a few too many drinks pissing can be fun. They said they hoped I didn't mind. He just carried right on pissing during this conversation as if having his dick out and pissing on the kitchen floor was the most natural thing in the world. Neither seemed bothered that I could not resist repeatedly glancing at his pissing dick.

Again I was surprised rather than shocked, and reassured them that I wasnt bothered due to being open minded. I had after all peed on a guy before. He was still pissing as I walked out the door, whilst she was mopping with a grin on her face.

That wasnt the only time they came in and peed all over the kitchen floor after some serious drinking. It happened quite a lot but they always mopped it up in the morning when they eventually got up. Wasnt just the kitchen either. Sometimes they'd be laughing drunkenly as they pissed all over the bathroom floor. Because the bathroom was right next to my bedroom I could hear everything when they did that, especially as they left the door wide open most of the time.

I myself often had to get up and pee during the night and would go to the bathroom to use the toilet. But a couple of times after they'd earlier peed all over the bathroom floor, I thought I would just piss on the floor too for fun. The floor was flooded with piss anyway so they would never know I had done it. And to be honest they would probably not have been bothered even if they had known. Anyway, it was actually quite a pleasure to be squatting over and pissing on someone else's floor. 

On weeknights they went to bed earlier because both worked. And apparently my going to the bathroom in the middle of the night was an issue because when not drunk they slept lightly and I tended to wake them. She was in my room with me explaining this and was very nice and pleasant about this, but suggested that I either keep a bowl or something under the bed to empty in the morning, or else just piss on the floor in the corner, or beside the bed if that was more convenient. I was rather incredulous because she was actually suggesting that I pee on their spare room carpet.  I asked if she was sure she was ok with that. She said it was an old carpet anyway. And that going to the bathroom was a hassle as was emptying a bowl of piss every morning. She said she used to do the latter herself but now just pees on the floor beside her bed if she ever needs to go. Its both more convenient and rather good fun. She leaned in towards me in an almost conspiratorial way and in a lower voice told me that her husband sometimes like to piss against the bedroom wall..

She could see that I was uncertain about all this, not because I found it shocking but because it wasn't my property. She commented that she could see I had doubts about doing it on the carpet so she was going to show me that it was okay. And she strode over to the corner of my room, unfastened and lowered her jeans, then her panties and dropped down into a squat facing me with a big grin. Then she started pissing right there on the carpet, making a huge puddle and enthusing about what good fun this was. I couldnt believe it. Anyway, aroused by the idea of doing it, I soon found myself squatting  beside my bed and peeing on the carpet as well, as she watched with approval, herself still pissing away.

When done she pulled her jeans up and commented that she hoped I understood that using the floor was fine. She looked at me still squatting and pissing and approvingly commented that she could see I understood it was ok. And to be honest, I have been pissing on the carpet beside my bed ever since. 

One time recently after they'd been drinking again, they barged drunkenly into my bedroom, both already naked. She laughed about how her husband wanted to christen the carpet too. And she took his dick in her hand aiming it all around as he pissed all over the carpet right in front of me. Then she dropped into a semi-squat with her hands on her knees and, with a huge grin on her face, pissed right there on the carpet too. They both laughed drunkenly as they left the room after that. And to be honest I quite enjoyed the show. Which they kind of knew. 

Now they find me such an agreeable tenant that they have agreed to let me live there rent free. In return, they get to piss in my room whenever they feel like it. When drunk usually they will come in and pee all over the carpet and against the walls. I am living and sleeping rent free in a room that stinks of piss, parts of the carpet squelching underfoot. But the sheer outrageous dirtiness of that itself somehow adds to the thrill. And I get to piss all over that same carpet whenever I feel like it, which is usually whenever I am home and needing to go. And take pleasure in the fact that it is not my carpet I am pissing on.







 

Most of the questions on here lately seem to be asking whether you would do this or that in terms of peeing, @Sophie.

And whilst I cannot deny slipping in the occasional such question in myself in the past, nor can I deny having an interest in your answers to such questions for my own pervy reasons (I'm a peefan, what can I say, lol), it does probably get a bit too much after a while.

And so I will try and ask something intelligent which has nothing to do with anything remotely sexual. Because, much as you do come across as a very sexy lady around here, it is actually your mind that is the most beautiful thing about you. It is what makes you the awesome person that you are. 

So now to try and come up with a question that might make you think. Or at least I shall try....

If you had gone into a career as a scientist engaged in scientific research, which field would have been your first choice to work in and why?

If I had had the ability - which I don't, all the maths involved would put me off for a start - my chosen field would have been cosmology, because I have always been fascinated by space and everything out there. What about you?

18 hours ago, Colormerose said:

The curse part is getting turned on around those you know are probably not into it and having to remain normal after the fact. 

Yes you have to behave as others would regard as normal in situations that secretly turn you on.

Clearest example in my life I can think of is an incident I have described before, when I was in the back of a taxi travelling along a street which back then was the main late night drinking area. And all of a sudden, I spotted a young lady squatting and pissing in full view quite openly on the pavement with people walking right past. Taxi driver spotted it as well and insisted on emoting to me about how disgusting this was. So as not to break my cover and clearly because he was expecting some kind of response, I agreed how shocking this was when really I thought "nice one, girl." We do so often find ourselves having to pretend in this way to the straightheads and narrowminds to pretend to be like them in order not to break cover. A damned nuisance really when you just want to enjoy the show..