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Dear Wet Carpet.

Just a short letter from me.

My wife and I were in a Greek resort hotel on holiday and one night we stumbled back late after a load of heavy drinking. As we hit the hotel she was complaining about how desperate she was for a piss. We were stumbling down the carpeted corridor in search of our room but realised we were on the wrong floor. My wife groaned, saying she couldnt wait any longer and was going to have to piss right there.

So she unfastened then lowered her jeans and panties whilst dropping down into a squat, and, giggling drunkenly, started pissing right there on the carpet. She made an enormous puddle and we were lucky no one came. Just for fun I got my dick out and peed on the carpet too. Then we both left the scene of our crime, laughing drunkenly.

Was a moment to cherish.

Dear Wet Carpet.

My name is Michelle, early 30s, and had just discovered that my boyfriend - supposedly away on a business trip - was actually spending time in the south of France with his secretary. And the only business they were engaged in was fucking. I was well pissed off and planning to move out of his expensive house before he returned. I was confiding my woes to my three friends Karen, Emily, and Sandra, when Sandra had the wildest idea for revenge. She always was the outrageous, anything goes, one amongst us. She basically suggested that just before I leave the four of us should spend several hours partying in his house, drinking all his expensive stash of champagne and pissing everywhere. I thought wow, yes, that would really piss him off, "piss" being the operative word. Would be a good laugh too and I secretly knew probably a bit of a turn on. None of them knew I was secretly bisexual and would enjoy seeing them piss all over the place.

When the day came, we all walked into his house, still sober but all of us desperate for a pee, it having been suggested that we all try not to go for hours beforehand so as to be ready to pee as soon as we walked in. We closed the door and headed into the living room, whereupon Sandra suggested it might be more fun if we all got naked, and to make it easier for us to piss against walls and stuff. Well, we all undressed and left out clothes piled up on one of the armchairs. Then she suggested "bedroom first?".

And so the four of us climbed the stairs, naked, and barged into his bedroom, whereupon I got up onto his bed, squatted down in the middle of it and started pissing. And I must admit I enjoyed doing it, not just for the satisfaction of revenge, but because it felt very erotic in a kinky kind of way to just piss anywhere with total abandon. Karen was soon squatting in the middle of the room, pissing away on the plush and expensive carpet with a massive grin on her face. Sandra soon stood facing the wall, legs apart and hips thrust forward, pissing against the wall and clearly ruining the expensive wallpaper. Emily meanwhile had opened the wardrobe and dragged out all his most expensive designer clothes into a heap on the floor, and adopted a semi-squatting position above them, pissing all over those clothes.

We then headed downstairs into his champagne cellar, grabbed a bottle of champagne each and headed into the living room after grabbing a champagne glass each from the kitchen. And we began drinking. 

When we needed a pee again, we decided to do it right there in the living room, Sandra standing and spraying her piss all over the sofa. Emily did a standing piss against the curtains. I just popped a squat and pissed on the plush carpet. Karen stood astride the coffee table, pissing all over it. Quite a lot was soon flowing off the sides to patter down onto the carpet as she carried on pissing away with a grin.

And so it continued, all of us drinking champagne and moving from room to room peeing everywhere. We peed all over the dining room table and on the carpet. Next in the kitchen  Karen peed all over the kitchen floor. I did a standing piss in the fridge after opening the door. Sandra did the same with his cooker. Emily pissed in his kettle.

We pissed all over the place in his spare bedroom next, on the bed, on the carpet, and against the walls. We did actually use the bathroom, albeit not the toilet. Karen put the plug in his sink and sat over it, pissing in it and then leaving it there for him to find. Sandra stood pissing against the wall. Emily just peed all over the floor, whilst I went out onto the landing and pissed down the carpeted stairs. 

By this time we were all pretty drunk on champagne but saw no reason to stop. It was a lot of fun and rather erotic. We peed against every wall, on every floor, over every carpet, all over every item of furniture except the armchair where our clothes were stored, in every cupboard and drawer, on every table. We peed on his bed multiple times and surely ruined the mattress. Did the same to the one in the spare bedroom. The carpet in his living room was so soaked with piss that it squelched underfoot when we walked on it. The souls of our bare feet were constantly wet because everywhere we stood or walked we were stepping in piss. 

In short we totally trashed the place. When we were done, I left a brief note for him to find saying we were over and this is what he gets for cheating on me. I wrote that some friends and I had decided to have a piss party. Sorry he wasnt invited, perhaps he could get his secretary to clear it all up. 

We all laughed drunkenly at that, got dressed and called a taxi, and left.

I never heard from him again. My only regret is my inability to have been a fly on the wall to see his reaction when he discovered what we'd done to his home. Shit happens I guess. Or in the case of his house, piss happens, lol.

Michelle.



 

Dear Wet Carpet. 

My wife and I are both in our late 30s. Late at night after the kids are in bed we have for some time been in the habit of lying naked in bed, browsing the internet for new erotica and porn to spice up our sex lives. We found a porn video featuring some American woman pissing on a hotel room carpet, which intrigued us. So we did some searches related to carpet pissing porn and found your magazine. We were shall we say interested and decided to buy a month's subscription. 

And then took great pleasure in reading letter after letter, by guys about their wives or girlfriends, or by women themselves, describing ladies pissing all over the place, carpets beds and furniture and all sorts just for fun. There was one beautifully written letter by a young lady who stood pissing on her boyfriend's bedroom carpet, and we both agreed that the brazen naughtiness of that was something of a turn on. My wife had by her own admission never done anything more outrageous than peeing in the shower. But she needed a pee right now, and with a naughty glint in her eye suggested, "Shall I piss on the carpet?"

I was well up for seeing that so just told her to go right ahead. So she climbed out of bed, naked as usual, and strode towards the centre of the room. Then she turned to face me with a big grin on her face, parted her legs, placed her hands on her hips, and laughingly said, "Are you ready for this?"

I said sure. And so seconds later with an audible hiss, her golden pee began spraying out, jetting slightly forward before pattering down on the carpet. She was grinning with obvious delight at what she was doing. I was entranced by this hugely erotic spectacle. I couldnt believe my wife was pissing on the carpet just for fun. Her own gleeful gaze kept alternating between enjoying my reaction and looking down at her own golden piss pattering onto the carpet, where a very large wet patch was already present and growing ever larger. 

When she was finally done, the wet patch in the middle of the carpet was rather large. She dropped her hands down to her side, glancing down at the mess she had made with a grin with  as she stepped away. She got back into bed with me, enthusing upon how much she had enjoyed doing that.

Of course, we had great sex after that.

I hope to see her doing something like that again.

Dear Wet Carpet

I'm a 22 year old guy called Mike and have been dating this gorgeous 21 year old blonde called Keri. We had been to the cinema together and out to meals  and on good days on walks out in the countryside. And of course evenings together in the pub. Up to this point she had always declined my invitation for her to come back to mine, and although I always walked her home, had never been invited in. But I did notice that quite often on the way home from the pub she would express the need for a pee and we'd go into some back lane together . And she she'd just pop a squat right in front of me, apparently enjoying doing it with me watching. And she liked to hold my dick as I peed against the wall. She knew this turned me on because my dick always started to go hard.

Anyway, on a particularly busy Saturday night in the pub we were sat at a table drinking when she had to pee, but there was a queue for the ladies, She said that she couldnt be bothered to wait in line and asked me to lend her my glass. I thought, is she really wanting to piss in my beer glass? Anyway I downed what was left of my lager and handed it to her, whereupon with a grin she pulled her skirt up and hovered over the edge of the seat, holding the glass between her legs. It was immediately apparent that she was wearing no panties. A moment later, her grin broadened as her hot pale, slightly amber, piss started gushing into it. I couldnt believe my luck to be seeing such a thing. By the time she was done the pint glass was almost full. She lifted it back up from under the table and handed it to me, saying that I could have my glass back. As I took it from her, I immediately noticed how warm it was, full of her hot piss. 

And I almost knew what she expected me to do. And she is so sexy and I was already a bit intoxicated so was actually well up for it. So I raised the glass to my lips and drank down nearly a pint of her hot piss all in one as she looked on with an approving grin. That was the first time I had ever drank a girl's piss and it was incredible. She clearly enjoyed it too and joked about how I'd passed the test so was welcome to spend the night at hers. Things were panning out nicely.

She did tell me that her mother - whom she still lives with - always likes to get to know the guys she brings home. So expect her to want to spend some time with us in the living room, getting to know me. It's a mum thing, she said. She also warned me that her mum was a bit of an exhibitionist and I enquired as to what she meant. She just laughed as she told me I'll get to find out if I am lucky and if she likes me. I was wondering if this was a bit weird but was nevertheless intrigued.

Anyway, when we arrived at Keri's place and I for the first time got invited in, I finally met her mum, a woman in her early 40s called Annette. And she looked well good for a woman of her age, pretty much an older version of Keri. Well we were all soon sitting in the living room, Keri and I on the sofa, her mum in an armchair, talking about matter of fact things like family, friends, jobs, hobbies, my interests. And it all seemed pretty normal and we were getting along fine. This was going really well I thought. 

And then suddenly, as she continued chatting matter of factly to me, albeit with the trace of a smirk upon her face, my girlfriend's mum shuffled forward onto the front edge of the armchair cushion, pulling the bottom of her skirt back, and pulling her panties aside, legs apart, her blonde muff ready to fire. I could barely believe my eyes. And then with a sudden hissing sound,  a golden torrent was spraying down onto the carpet. My girlfriend just laughed, reminding me that she did tell me her mum was an exhibitionist and now I could see what she meant. Her mum gleefully explained - still pissing away right there on the floor - that it was just more convenient doing it there, and more fun. And besides, the young men Keri brought home usually enjoyed the show. I couldnt pretend that I didnt. And she clearly enjoyed pissing there in front of me. 

And she peed for ages making a massive wet patch on the carpet on front of the armchair. When she was done she closed her legs, sat back in her chair and flashed a grin at me, saying "I needed that!" And laughed. 

I was dumbstruck.

A moment later, Keri too said she needed a piss, and got up off the sofa and squatted down in the middle of the room. And was herself soon enjoying a long piss right there on the carpet, her mum watching approvingly with a smile. I couldnt believe my eyes, or my luck. The end product was another massive wet patch on the carpet, this time in the middle of the room.

When I needed a piss, things went to another level. Because her mum just said, "Piss on me", and started to undress. Item by item, she removed her clothing as her daughter and I looked on, me astonished and unable to believe this was actually happening, my girlfriend wearing an approving smile like this was both normal and fun. And then her mother was kneeling naked in the middle of the room, just beside her daughter's wet patch. I stood a couple of feet in front of her as she asked me to do, as Keri unfastened my jeans and pulled both them and my underpants down to my ankles. Then she took hold of my dick and aimed it towards her mother.

And after a few seconds of hesitation, I started pissing, Keri directing my dick to spray piss all over Annette's tits, stomach, legs and crotch. Then her mum said, "In my face!". And her daughter aimed my piss at her mother's grinning face. Then she opened her mouth, and Keri was aiming my piss right into it. And she was gulping it down like she couldnt get enough. By the time I was done my dick was hard. Her mother, naked and covered in piss flashed both me and her daughter a big grin. Keri said to me with a chuckle, "I think she likes you".

After that, we carried on chatting as if nothing unusual had happened, which was difficult for me to handle cos my mind was blown. And her mum trying to talk matter of factly about what a knob her ex-husband was as she sat there in her armchair again, still naked and wet with piss, was just too weird for me to be any good at normal conversation.

Well I did spend the night with Keri sharing her bed. And we did have sex and it was great.

When we needed a pee, she had me pee against the wall, holding my dick as I did it, after which she squatted and peed on the carpet right beside the bed. As she was pissing there, her still naked but now dry mum walked in to wish us good night. She noticed her daughter pissing on the carpet immediately, but she just carried on pissing, neither of them in any way reacting like this was anything unusual. In fact, Anette just said something about it being a good idea to pee before bed and just parted her legs and started peeing right there where she stood, on Keri's carpet.

When we woke in the morning I struggled to believe what had happened the night before, but the wet patches on the carpet were proof that I hadnt dreamt it. 

We both needed to pee again and she said that we might as well go to the bathroom together. But once there, as I approached the toilet she just laughed and said that that would be boring, as she squatted down and started pissing on the tiled floor. So I got my dick out and peed on the floor too. We then just left it as she explained that her mum will clear that up later when she does the housework. I asked her about the carpets, and she just nonchalantly responded that they would dry out on their own. It might smell a bit pissy for a little while but it would soon fade, explaining that it was not the first time those carpets had ever been peed on. They just try not to do it too often. But the kitchen and bathroom floors get peed on all the time because its more fun than going to the toilet and easy for mum to clean up

She then told me that her mum obviously liked me and approved of me. She only lets the ones she likes piss on her, and only if she really likes someone would she let them piss in her mouth. So all is good. Anyway, she suggested that we go downstairs because we could smell bacon frying.

So we got dressed and went downstairs where her mum was already cooking breakfast. And the conversation was so matter of fact that it all seemed so incongruous. And thern mum suddenly hoisted her skirt to reveal that she had no panties on this morning, parted her legs slightly, and started pissing right there on the kitchen floor, her golden torrent splashing loudly down.

I do not know if I am the luckiest guy alive, or if I am already dead and in heaven, lol

Mike

 

Dear Wet Carpet

I'm a 32 year old teacher and have been seeing this well off but divorced older guy. He treats me to slap up meals and the kind of foreign holidays my teacher's salary could never pay for. So I am prepared to be quite accommodating and besides I really like him. But when we are at his place he does have this thing about having me pee on the carpet beside his bed. He just loves watching me pissing right there. And it's his carpet so if he wants me to do that, why not?  Anyway, it's kind of fun in a way, not bothering to go to the bathroom but just squatting and peeing on the floor - on the carpet - right beside the bed. The sight and sound of it pattering down and creating an ever growing damp patch without having to care about it, and right in front of the guy whose carpet it is, really does it for me actually,

I especially love it when I have a very full bladder, because then I am peeing forcefully down, hissing away as we ladies do, and peeing for ages, creating a massive lake of pee slowly seeping into the carpet. A true golden shower onto the floor. If I am staying the night, first thing I will do when  I get out of bed in the morning - once he too is awake to enjoy the show - is pee on the carpet beside the bed again. He likes the idea of the woman in his life marking her territory and just peeing on the floor. Turns him on. And since I enjoy doing it, why not?

Its not always limited to the bedroom either. He has had me pee on his living room carpet before. And on the kitchen table would you believe. Once in the living room when I needed to go he wanted me to get and squat upon one of his armchairs and pee on it. So I did. Well why not? He wanted me to do it and it was a whole lot more convenient than going all the way upstairs to the bathroom, and a whole lot more fun. And as I squatted there, pissing all over his armchair with total abandon, the thought occurred to me, am I really doing this? The absolute naughtiness helped make it so erotic for me.



 

Dear Wet Carpet.

My boyfriend and I are both in our early 20s. We have this thing we like to do when we come back to our flat half drunk from a night out and busting for a pee. Instead of going to the bathroom, we head for the kitchen where we both take our clothes off and piss all over the linoleum floor, him standing and aiming his dick around and me usually semi-squatting with my hands on my knees. The sound of it all splashing down is rather loud, as is our drunken laughter. And because we both invariably have full bladders when we arrive, it tends to be a very long piss from both of us and the floor gets flooded. Of course we clean it all up in the morning so that our flat is always spotlessly clean.

Well we hit a snag. Because it turned out that the people in the flat below could hear our piss splashing down on the floor and hear us loudly laughing about it and guessed what was happening. And reported us to our landlady who is a good 20 years older than us. Anyway, she called round and came in all smiles then hit us with the bombshell that some of the other tenants had reported us for peeing on the kitchen floor. Our instant embarrassment gave the game away, which was foolish of us because the floor was spotlessly clean so we could have simply denied it. Anyway, she said that our reactions proved that we had been doing it, but that she could see we cleaned up afterwards so guessed it was no big deal.

Was she really okay with it? She said that as long as we didnt ruin the carpets or furniture and cleaned up afterwards, she wasnt too bothered, and said that young people after a few bevies often have all sorts of interesting ways of having fun.

She could see we didn't know what to make of this reaction. So she told us that before she and her husband settled down and had kids, they sometimes used to pee on their kitchen or bathroom floors for fun. She said that as long as it was cleaned up where was the problem?

She saw that we were still unsure how to react to all this, so she beckoned us to follow her into our kitchen, where she said that the floor was technically her own property, whilst unzipping her jeans. She told us with a broad smile that just to prove she was okay with it, she was going to enjoy taking a piss on our kitchen floor herself. As she said this she lowered her jeans and panties down to her knees and dropped down into a squat. We could barely believe the evidence of our own eyes, that our landlady was doing this right in front of us. 

And then with a very audible hissing, a thick golden torrent of piss was forcefully splashing down onto the linoleum floor, creating an ever growing lake of yellow piss. And she like peed for ages, a big grin on her face throughout. When done she looked at the massive puddle as she stood up and pulled her jeans and panties back up, and commented on how much fun that was. She then grinned at us and said something like "You see? I really am not that bothered as long as you clean up afterwards. Can I leave that with you?"

Well we agreed - what choice did we have - and mopped up the landlady's piss after she left.

Anyway, boyfriend and I have continued to have fun pissing on the kitchen floor upon returning from the pub. But now also - she has done it several times since - our landlady too pees on the floor whenever she feels like when calling on us. And we have to clean it up when she is gone. But thats okay. Mopping up piss off the floor is something we are used to doing anyway, and now we have the security of knowing our landlady is fine with it. And it is kind of fun to watch her pissing on the floor anyway.

 

Dear Wet Carpet

I'm a 32 year old blonde, married to a slightly older guy. And we like to be naughty but don't like to be caught. So our thing is to travel some distance from where we live to spend the night in a hotel, never the same one twice. Once there we go out to the local bars and pubs, and usually grab a few cans on the way back, by which time we are very tipsy. I don't really know why but pissing everywhere for a laugh always seems so much more fun to us after a few bevies.

Problem is of course that very few hotels will let you stay the night without at least giving your credit card details, even if you want to pay in cash. Which means you have got to be careful because you are traceable. So here's what we do when we get back to our hotel room, gigglingly drunk, both of us badly in need of a piss, We pull wardrobes or bedside cabinets away from the walls, then usually I would go first and squat and piss on the uncovered area of carpet. The hissing of my relief and the sight and sound of it forcefully splashing down is just so much fun and a real turn on. After a few drinks there is nothing more enjoyable or erotic than pissing on some random carpet when the bathroom and toilet are only feet away. Its just so naughty.

When I am done I like to hold my husbands dick as he pees on the carpet too. 

We drink the alcohol we have brought back with us in order to refill, and end up pissing on the carpet for fun another couple of times too generally, before crashing out. In the morning we tend to piss on the carpet again, before pulling the wardrobe back into place to cover all the evidence. We then grin knowingly at each other as we check out.

And we have never been caught, no one has ever been in touch. They probably discover it eventually but by then can in no way know which of their many customers has done it. So it works for us. 

Dear Wet Carpet.

We have decided to be daring and put ourselves out there. I am Chloe and this is me on the left and my sister Sara on the right. We are both glamour models and we sometimes participate in soft core porn shoots. We look kind of hot I think but judge for yourselves....

Anyway, in our private lives we tend to have an anything goes attitude to sex. We are mostly fairly unshockable. And from a young age we have very much both been into pissing. We didnt do it too often in case mum found out but we used to find it fun to pee on the carpet in each other's bedrooms. 

Anyway we now are renting a house together because it is cheaper than renting separately, leaving us a whole lot more money for nice holidays in the sun. We are still seriously into pissing and get off on the idea of just peeing anywhere without giving a shit. Sometimes when at home we will piss all over the tiled bathroom or kitchen floors all weekend just for fun, maybe on the kitchen table too. We clean it all up on Monday mornings after such wild weekends. 

We are into the whole golden showers thing too. We have both peed on guys when the opportunity has arisen. And on other women. And when we have wanted to be really kinky we have even peed all over each other.  There is this older woman we befriended who likes having us squat over her face and piss in her month. Have done that to a few guys too. It really is most empowering to just piss in someone's mouth and watch them drinking it.

We have both had boyfriends whom we met on fetish sites. The piss pervert guys love us. After all, we are probably the only girls they have ever met who enjoy having them piss in our mouths. Some people might think it is a bit gross but we love drinking  guys' piss. And girl's piss too. Because yes, we have both previously enjoyed having women squatting over our faces, and drinking their fresh hot piss. We have been known to piss in a glass each and drink our own piss. It's only piss so what does it matter. 

Anyway as you can see we are a wild couple of piss freaks. But what really prompted this letter is that we have hooked up with this rich man and his wife, who have this house in the country set aside for pissing fun. Basically, they spend the occasional weekend there where it has long been the custom of he and his wife to piss anywhere they like. Both are old enough to be our parents but we dont mind. We now regularly join them for such fun at this quiet house in the middle of nowhere. And basically, we all spend the weekend naked and drinking champagne...and just pissing anywhere and everywhere. On the furniture, on the floors, all over the carpets, against the walls, on the tables, all over the beds, in the fucking cupboards, anything goes. Squatting, semi-squatting, standing with our legs apart, the entire place gets flooded with piss. As a lady, just standing and pissing against some random wall is particular fun. 

The entire house stinks of piss to be honest, but we dont care, it is not ours. There have been entire piss party weekends there with invited guests mostly consisting of rich men and their wives or girlfriends - or secretaries - all there to enjoy the pleasure of pissing all over the place with total abandon. One weekend there were over 20 of us. The carpets were literally squelching underfoot after that one, every inch of the living room and bedroom carpets pissed all over multiple times. The entire kitchen and bathroom floors were covered in piss, as was the surface of every table. The mattresses were all so soaked through that piss was dripping from beneath onto the carpets below. All the furniture was soaked in piss. None of us could sit anywhere without sitting in piss.. One woman opened the fridge door and stood there pissing in it. Some of the women were delighting in holding dicks for men to piss everywhere. 

We love wild weekends like that.

And when it comes to boyfriends - or girlfriends because we like both - if you are not okay with having your carpets christened, you will never make it past first base.

It is rare for either my sister or I to ever be in a long term relationship with someone whose carpet we havent pissed on. Or whose face we havent pissed on either actually, lol

We are thinking of monetising our pleasure and getting seriously into piss porn or becoming escorts specialising in watersports, ot something like that

Anyway, just sharing that with all your readers.

Hope you enjoyed.