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  1. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”
  2. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
  3. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
  4. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    I didn't know whether to shit or go blind. So I closed one eye and farted.
  5. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    Please allow me to use this forum to address Donald Trump for a moment.......
  6. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    As the old saying goes..... When she pees in your hand it is better than two pees behind the bush.
  7. Wet Carpet magazine

    Wet Carpet magazine is a publication catering to all those interested in girls peeing in naughty places. The following thread are a series of extracts from the readers' confessions pages..... _________________________________________________________________ Dear Wet Carpet Last night I was out in the pub with my boyfriend, sitting behind a table in a corner. I needed to use the loo pretty badly but the queue for the Ladies' was very long. Anyway, having had a bit to drink and feeling a bit naughty, I suggested to my boyfriend that I pee right there under the table. He told me to go ahead, no one was likely to notice, as the alcove we were in was a bit dark. So I shuffled to the front of the seat, took off my panties and pulled the back of my skirt up above my ass and just let loose, pissing all over the pub carpet! The sound was drowned out by all the noise in the pub, fortunately, and no one paid us any attention. But it was a really long pee and it felt so good. When I looked under the table afterwards, the puddle was HUGE!!! I am certainly going to do it again sometime. Clare ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Wet Carpet I am a bisexual girl currently shacked up with another lady called Charlene. We had often enjoyed watching each other pee in the toilet, and sometimes even in the shower. Both of us enjoyed watching each other pee. But one evening, after drinking a couple of bottles of wine between us and feeling pretty tipsy, things went much further. We had already raced upstairs numerous times into the bathroom to watch each other pee in the shower. By the time we had polished off the second bottle I needed to pee again, and told Charlene to come upstairs with me. But she giggled and said "Don't bother. Just piss anywhere!" I was a slightly apprehensive about it and wasn't at all sure about making a mess in her flat somewhere, but she said "I'm not bothered. Just go anywhere, I don't mind. In fact, I'm going to prove it to you. Watch this!" And with that she got up off the sofa, removed her panties (we were both sitting around in our underwear) and walked into the middle of the living room where she squatted and started to piss. I couldn't believe it! There she was peeing all over her own living room carpet right in front of me, laughing at my dumbfounded but excited expression! It was a really long piss as well and she made one hell of a mess. "Your turn next", she said once she'd finished. Emboldened by her naughtiness, I decided that I had to outdo her somehow. So I took hold of her hand and led her into the dining room. Then I got up onto the glass dining room table, squatted in the middle of it and started to piss all over it! Piss eventually started dripping off the side of it onto the floor as I finished my pee. I absolutely loved it. We have done similar things many more times since. Susan ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Wet Carpet I am feeling very horny right now and will be off to play with my clit as soon as I have finished this letter. I have just taken off all my clothes, placed them in a heap upon the kitchen floor, and pissed all over them. Then I put them in the washing machine. Great fun! Natascha ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Wet Carpet Today I was caught short in a major clothes store. There were changing rooms but no toilets, and I really needed to go. So I grabbed some clothes off the hangers, shut myself in a changing room, placed the clothes on the seat and squatted in the corner of the room after pulling down my jeans and knickers. And I peed right there on the changing room carpet! Afterwards, I gathered up the clothes, left the changing room and handed the clothes to the nearest assistant, and got out of that store pretty damn quick before anyone found my piss puddle! Sharon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Wet Carpet Last night I had a drunken one night stand with some guy at his place and crashed out in his bed with him. In the middle of the night I woke up badly needing to pee. But I couldn't be bothered to go out to the bathroom, so I just squatted beside his bed and pissed all over his bedroom carpet. The splashing and hissing sounded so loud in the darkened room that I was afraid he would wake up and catch me. But he slept like a baby and never stirred. Next morning I made a quick getaway before he had a chance to find the wet patch. Jane
  8. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    When it comes to stories about cars, this is the kind of thing I'd most like to read about.......
  9. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    It is better to be pissed on than pissed off.
  10. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    Here's a fun game. How many full-bladdered female pissings will be necessary to totally soak every inch of that big rug carpet.....? Now we just need Sophie and a few other lady members to go there and do the pissing so we have an answer....lol Provide pics and vids too, please. Haha
  11. Win a custom story! - Last post wins

    If mine is the last post, you can bet the custom story will involve girls peeing in naughty places, lol
  12. The 2017 Golden Piss Awards - Nominations

    Some great noms so far. Keep them coming. And thanks from me personally to those who nominated me.
  13. The 2017 Golden Piss Awards - Nominations

    It takes time for people to stumble across a thread like this. But people will. Give it a couple of days and if members still haven't noticed it, we can post links to it in some of the other most popular subforums.
  14. The 2017 Golden Piss Awards - Nominations

    Thanks for the effort you put into this Sophie. My nominations are......... Best Forum Contributor - Sophie Best Picture Contributor - zzyzx52 Best Video Contributor - Ozabot Best Fictional Writer - Nopjans Best Real Story/Sighting - Sophie Best Newcomer - Natapee Wettest Member - zzyzx52
  15. Suggestions for me?

    How about doing a standing pee against a wall someplace?
  16. Nude in public

  17. Nude in public

    Although this has nothing to do with peeing, and hence is being posted in the other adult content section, I find girls and ladies being nude in public highly erotic and so I have decided to open a thread dedicated to pics of this. Hope you enjoy.....
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