Hairdressers

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

I went to the hairdresser’s this morning, nothing unusual in that, I go frequently, for colour more than anything. It’s small talk, weather, holiday’s etc. Flicking through the problem pages of women’s magazine’s, I alight on some poor thing writing with concern about why she was unable to ejaculate during orgasm, because; “My Boyfriend says, that other girl’s can do it”. My turn, the girl’s in the Salon I shall call X (Redhead) Y (Tall and Lean), Z (Puppy Fat). I feel the cold porcelain on the back of my neck as Z sprays my hair with luke warm water, before foaming the palms of her hand with shampoo. I close my eyes and my mind races towards the depths of depravity. What if Z was to urinate over my hair? She’s short and a little plump, she could pull down her black leggings and panties, and in a standing position, lean back, and force her pee upwards and over my hair in the white, pristine sink below. Then Y could join in from the right hand side, doing the same, although she is taller, so she wouldn’t need to lean back so much. Their two directed streams cascading over my hair, ensuring that I am soaked, ready for the application of soap, lather, foam. I get wet, thinking about such a scenario. Now X, who will eventually trim my hair with her scissor-hand skills and apply the colour. X will rinse off the suds, the piss-scented foam with her own urine, perhaps the strongest of the three…it smells like toasted almonds, a little like burnt coffee. 

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

What if Z was to urinate over my hair?

sorry if I am so happy but the way you described it, so frank and earnest, made me laugh!!!!

[Alfresco 11,633]

@greedyneedygirl, I love this.   I wonder if any hairdressers out there are actually secretly wishing they could pee on their clients whilst their clients are secretly wishing the hairdressers would pee on them.  However, neither party gets to fulfil their desire because they presume the other party wouldn't be interested.

Maybe some hairdressers could consider offering a golden shampoo for an additional cost.    I would definitely change my barber if I heard that this was being offered by a female barber/hairdresser somewhere near me.

[spywareonya 37,961]

8 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

@greedyneedygirl, I love this.   I wonder if any hairdressers out there are actually secretly wishing they could pee on their clients whilst their clients are secretly wishing the hairdressers would pee on them.  However, neither party gets to fulfil their desire because they presume the other party wouldn't be interested.

Maybe some hairdressers could consider offering a golden shampoo for an additional cost.    I would definitely change my barber if I heard that this was being offered by a female barber/hairdresser somewhere near me.

I really could build and enterprise with my pussy then!!!

[spywareonya 37,961]

7 minutes ago, owlman76 said:

There's a hairdresser near me who had a sign in the window, 'blow jobs £15' believe me I was very tempted, incidentally young lady if you are in the Worcester area, I could be down there in a couple of hours, I'd gladly come and pee on your hair. lol

I live REALLY far for you ehehehehe

but really far!!!

Was I to visit UK one day, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe I will infringe a bit my privacy and pee on my english friends

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 minute ago, owlman76 said:

'read my lips'

BUARGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMUAHAUAHUAHAUAHUAUAUAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[piss licker 40]

On 6/21/2018 at 12:50 PM, owlman76 said:

mmm, there's an equestrian store near me that does a wonderful range of jodhpurs and riding boots, the only problem is I always get the jods a size smaller than the lady needs, still it adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'read my lips' lol

jeese women in jodphurs send me mad

[spywareonya 37,961]

14 minutes ago, piss licker said:

jeese women in jodphurs send me mad

One of our greatest members (a real tough guy worthy or respect) got a wife who does the mosty horny things with her jods

[Formyeyes 175]

On 6/21/2018 at 4:13 AM, Alfresco said:

@greedyneedygirl, I love this.   I wonder if any hairdressers out there are actually secretly wishing they could pee on their clients whilst their clients are secretly wishing the hairdressers would pee on them.  However, neither party gets to fulfil their desire because they presume the other party wouldn't be interested.

Maybe some hairdressers could consider offering a golden shampoo for an additional cost.    I would definitely change my barber if I heard that this was being offered by a female barber/hairdresser somewhere near me.

I did actually take two years of hairdressing. I have to admit there were a few clients I wouldn't have minded giving a more intimate rinsing... 

At one point a client of mine was in my chair and asked if it was okay to get up during a colour session. I was lightening her hair and didn't want the bleach to damage it so I asked for how long and she said that she just really had to pee. I said by all means to go ahead and she promptly bolted up and half ran out the door to the bathroom. There actually was one girl in that class who I shared my kink with and she gave me a nearly sarcastic raised eyebrow the second my client was out of eyeshot. I tried not to blush and faaaailed horrifically. When my client came back she said "oh god, thank you" which I have to admit did turn me on. On a couple occasions I've made my subs hold it and only let them piss in public late at night to which they then thanked me for letting them pee. 

The other girl in my class teased me relentlessly with that story, usually in the absolute worst timing. Thank the gods hairdressing aprons cover most improptu hard-ons

[spywareonya 37,961]

@Formyeyes

What a story!!!

[Alfresco 11,633]

@owlman76  Sounds great.  I bet you made sure to cut plenty of wood after that.