Peeing out a window!

[chubbybirb999 1,551]

Hi everyone, me again!

I just wanted to drop by with another story, one that's pretty unique even for me, so I figured it would be fun to share it. 

I've just started studying again so I'm often up a bit later than normal reading over materials for the next day, some from the previous days, etc. It's been quite hot and humid the past couple of nights so the closer I can be to the windows the better! The windows in my bedroom are mounted onto a slight, jutting out ledge that has just enough space for me to jump up on. The windows open quite wide so I normally sit with my back against one side of it and my feet just grazing the other side, with the wind blowing right across me while I read. 

It was just after 2am last night. I have no classes today and I couldn't sleep so I figured I would do some reading on the window ledge. I read for about 15 minutes, half an hour, then start to feel a slight twinge in my bladder. I pee a lot during the night, often getting up once or even twice during a standard sleep cylce as I drink tea and a lot of water before bed and always have a bottle of water by my bedstand too. 

The niggle was only slight and I didn't want to get up until I had finished my chapter AT LEAST, and I still had about 50 pages left. So I ignore it and keep reading. 

40 pages left. Hmm, this is starting to get a little uncomfortable. 

35 pages left. There's pressure developing on my pee hole. My legs are squeezing together of their own accord. 

30 pages left. I'm shuffling and fidgeting a bit. A free hand positions itself to hold it in. 

27 pages left. Damn, I should have worn one of my nappies to bed. Then this wouldn't be a problem.

25 pages left. I really should get up and pee. But there's a really difficult concept here I need to grasp. 

22 pages left. My whole body is tense with the need. My hand is squeezing my crotch and every time I have to take it away to turn a page, my resolve is weakening. 

20 pages left. All I can think about is my need to pee. Just a little more to go...

15 pages left. I can't even hold my book, let alone concentrate on what I'm doing. 

13 pages left. I leak, completely by surprise. Pee slips out and dampens the front of my shorts.

I squeak and drop my book to the floor. I quickly calculate how likely it is to get to the bathroom without leaving a trail of pee behind me. I would probably pee myself long long before I even made it within distance of the toilet. The solution comes to me in a moment of madness. Shimmying across the ledge, I shove the window open as far as it will go, and prop my bottom in the gap between the ledge and the outside world. I don't bother lowering my shorts. They were going to get wet either way. 

The pee streams out of me. I'm two floors up, luckily my window opens out over my own garden and not the neighbour's. I have a moment of "Oh my God, I am literally pissing out the window!" and I flush in sheer embarrassment even though I know there is nobody around to see me (I live in a very quiet neighbourhood), a fair distance away from a road and the only thing my bedroom looks out over is an industrial site that shuts at 5pm. I'm peeing but nothing is happening, I don't hear it fall to the ground for ages. When it does, when I finally hear the splatter, my urethra clenches of its own accord. It sounds so loud! My heart judders in my chest. Someone is bound to hear that! I know the earth is there waiting to absorb it all, but I'm still worried.

I can't hold it forever though. After the tension finally ebbs and I'm convinced again that nobody is there to see it or hear it, I pee again.I feel the seat of my shorts warming up and getting wet as the trickle of pee strengthens to a healthy flow. I pull at my shorts and free them from the stream's path, now my bare arse is hanging in the air for all to see, pee cascading down and saturating the ground below. 

I pee for what feels like hours. After the first stream dies out, I splutter and squirt a little more out, hearing a splash meet the puddle that's lying outside. Heart still trying to beat out of my chest, I whip myself back in and jump down. Pee runs down the back of my legs and I step out of my shorts, using them to mop up the drops.Amazingly, the window ledge is mostly dry aside from a tiny little puddle when I was slowing to a stop. I wish I could see my puddle but it's too dark to make out.

It was honestly one of the best pees I've had in a long time and I think I'd be quite tempted to try it again!

Hope you enjoyed =)

 

[glad1 2,597]

That's one of the best pees I've read about in a long time. I sure enjoyed hearing about it and hope you try it again.

[chubbybirb999 1,551]

16 minutes ago, glad1 said:

That's one of the best pees I've read about in a long time. I sure enjoyed hearing about it and hope you try it again.

I hope so too! 

[Alfresco 11,002]

That was hot and very well described including the run up to the event.   Now that you know that it is an option, you could set your self in place to read with a good supply of drinks and not have to worry about moving for a long time.   If you can set yourself suitably, you may even be able to either wear a long t-shirt or night dresss and no underwear, then you could enjoy the cool breeze on your exposed pussy.  When you need to pee, you could just shift slightly so that you turn towards the outside and release your pee to the outside without a care in the world, with barely a need to pause reading.

I haven't got such a handy window ledge to read on, but I have read in the garden on a swing seat and when I need to pee, I just pee where I am.  I sometimes wear loose shorts and just leave my cock exposed through the leg of the shorts and when I need to pee, I pee without moving.

[chubbybirb999 1,551]

That sounds wonderful Alfresco, it would be a grand sight to behold! I'm going to keep that in mind should the opportunity present itself again :)

[Remi 949]

Amazing story and well written, thanks for sharing this. Isn't it hard for a girl to aim downwards with the butt hanging out of a window? I'd figure if you pee out of your window your stream would most likely hit the building down below.

I have to say, i'd love to live a floor under someone like you! It's like 3 wishes fulfilled at once: i'd get turned on, the windows would get washed every now and then and the garden supplied with nutrition hehe!

[sid 5]

Years ago I was visiting a friend in a military hospital where I saw a soldier walking around with his arm in a sling. I asked what had happened to him and my friend informed me that the soldier had come back drunk from the NAAFI and needing to piss had just pissed out of the first floor window and then by habit reached out to pull the chain!

 

[steve25805 121,298]

Next time one of you girls want to pee out of a window, I kind of hope to be standing underneath at the time.

Not generally into standing in the rain. But when it's golden and warm - and female - rain is my favourite kind of weather.