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101 Places to Pee (other than a toilet...)


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Just a random little forum game... the idea is that between us we need to list 101 different places you could pee, other than a toilet. The rule is you can only post one idea per post and double posting is NOT allowed, so let's see how quickly we can finish the list - we may have to be a little creative later on, but early on this should be easy.

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In a kettle.

I once knew a girl who did that. A friend and I were living in shared accommodation with several other tenants, with shared kitchens. Three days before this particular girl moved out, the kettle disappeared from the kitchen. Once she was gone, it was found in her room, three quarters full of - presumably her own - piss.

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Very odd - but interesting - story there, Steve!

And in this instance totally true!

And if you think that's weird, many years ago a work colleague told me about something his girlfriend supposedly did. She worked in a fish-packing factory and on her birthday had a few after work drinks with some of her workmates on the premises. According to the account I was given, when she needed to pee she was persuaded to piss in a crate of fresh raw fish destined for public sale, for the amusement of her colleagues! I have never had any reason to doubt this tale.

Anyway, that's another place to piss that I am sure NO ONE would ever have come up with - a crate of raw fish!!!! LOL.

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Here is another true story, this one witnessed with my own eyes.

It was many years ago on a New Year's Eve, in a busy and packed pub. The queue for the ladies' toilets was very long, and some girls were resorting to going outside to pee somewhere. But one had a more....er....shall we say "imaginative" solution. She and her boyfriend were sitting at a table in a relatively secluded spot. From my vantage point I could see them chatting, smiling, and laughing, but couldn't hear anything being said. Anyway, all of a sudden the boyfriend picked up his pint glass - which just had a little lager left in it - and held it underneath the table between his girlfriend's legs. I could see the bottom half of the glass and it was soon filling. The girl was obviously pissing in it, grinning widely as she did it. I never saw her manouvreing beforehand to remove any panties so she must not have been wearing any. When the guy lifted the glass back above the table it was nearly full of what was mostly his girlfriend's piss.....which he immediately drank down in one go as his grinning girlfriend watched!

Anyway, that's another place to piss - in your partner's beer glass! LOL

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To make dough.

Instead of milk or water.

I like your imagination.

How about in the dirty linen basket. All the clothes and stuff in there are going to be washed anyway, right? So why not have fun pissing all over them?

Must admit - I have done this myself.

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