MissPiss 1,021 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 There are so many words to use in order to say something special. But how do you find those special words to say “I need to go pee”? Of course, scientifically it’s known as urination, but also micturition, voiding, and, more rarely, emiction. Not many people, however, say, “Hey, I need to urinate”, or “I was just in the act of urination when…”. Perhaps it’s because the words urine makes us uncomfortable, or perhaps it’s because the noun and verb are distinct words, making the English language all that much more difficult to master. Whatever the case, we say just about everything else imaginable like, “Hey, I need to pee.” or “Gross, it smells like pee in here!”. There are many different ways we talk about the need to urinate. So lets all share them - I will go first. I gotta piss like a race horse 2 Quote Link to post
F.W 5,655 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 There are so many words to use in order to say something special. But how do you find those special words to say “I need to go pee”? Of course, scientifically it’s known as urination, but also micturition, voiding, and, more rarely, emiction. Not many people, however, say, “Hey, I need to urinate”, or “I was just in the act of urination when…”. Perhaps it’s because the words urine makes us uncomfortable, or perhaps it’s because the noun and verb are distinct words, making the English language all that much more difficult to master. Whatever the case, we say just about everything else imaginable like, “Hey, I need to pee.” or “Gross, it smells like pee in here!”. There are many different ways we talk about the need to urinate. So lets all share them - I will go first. I gotta piss like a race horse If a girl said that to me,i think i would get quite stiffy,the word "piss" to me,gives it a sexual connotation...In UK,we can say,"Go for a Gypsies"..(Gypsies kiss=piss) 1 Quote Link to post
Lisadel30 22 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Well, I use "I have to pee" but when my kids were younger, we would use the word "tinkle" or "peepee" in various sentences. Quote Link to post
glad1 2,598 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Well, I use "I have to pee" but when my kids were younger, we would use the word "tinkle" or "peepee" in various sentences.Haven't heard anyone use "tinkle" in a long time. Thanks for refreshing my memory. :) I used to hike with a woman who'd often say she was going to "make water". Quote Link to post
uniloo 95 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Piss is so versatile, you can "piss" on its own, go for a piss, take a piss, or have a piss. Then (with a different meaning) you can take the piss. Quote Link to post
P-Spud 1,324 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 My grandfather used to say "I have to go and see a man about a horse". Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,368 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 When I was a kid I used the term "I need to go for a wee wee". The most common phrases by adults around me used now tend to be things like " I need a piss" , "I need a pee" , "I need a wee" , or "I need to go toilet". Sometimes I may occasionally hear more esoteric expressions, eg "syphon the python" , "squeeze the lemon", or "paint the porcelain", but these are quite rare. I do find it mildly erotic when a girl talks about needing a wee. I think this is because "wee" is a very feminine word when used by an adult, or seems so to me because I only ever here ladies using it. I often hear female work colleagues, for example, mentioning their need to "go for a wee". But I never hear a guy say that. They just seem to say "pee" or "piss". "Pee" seems to be a unisex word in the sense that it is as much used by females as males, but "piss" is more often used by males. I think ladies regard that word as a bit too unladylike in many cases. But perhaps for that reason, whenever I do hear a lady talking about needing to "go for a piss" I find it quite sexy. Quote Link to post
Scot_Lover 1,789 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Drain the main vein. Go for a slash. Point Percy at the porcelain Mary likes piddle, Maigh just sez she needs a squat. Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,368 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Make a puddle Leave my mark Piss like a cow Gush like a randy moose Go wet :wink: For a guy it's more often a case of "pissing like a racehorse". :biggrin: Quote Link to post
F.W 5,655 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 i like it when stallions just start feeling frisky when stood on their own... Quote Link to post
Kellygirl59 409 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Water the flowers or if on a boat Feed the fis Quote Link to post
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