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31 minutes ago, Coral said:

Sooo my room mate has her friends over and they've been dying I the bathroom taking their own sweet time. AND HERE I AM holding my pee for over an hour now. THAT ALSO MORNING PEE. What does one even do in this situation? 😂

 Pee in the sink? (But the noiseeeeee)

Pee outdoors? (Too desperate to walk)

Pee onto a plant? (Its in the shared space)

Pee through the window? (Literally have to hang my ass out for this because I am short 🤡)

I vote for the window 👏🏻

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@Coral - I've moved your post here which is the perfect place to share experiences in real time.

I'm guessing 30 minutes on your bathroom may have become free and you've got the relief you so desperately needed ?    If not, do you have a measuring jug or large glass in the kitchen, or a vase maybe somewhere in the house you could pee into?    At least enough to make some space and take the pressure off.

 

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Just now, gldenwetgoose said:

@Coral - I've moved your post here which is the perfect place to share experiences in real time.

I'm guessing 30 minutes on your bathroom may have become free and you've got the relief you so desperately needed ?    If not, do you have a measuring jug or large glass in the kitchen, or a vase maybe somewhere in the house you could pee into?    At least enough to make some space and take the pressure off.

 

Oh yes I am dumb. I have a decor vase in my room 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Just now, Coral said:

Oh yes I am dumb. I have a decor vase in my room 🤦🏻‍♀️

Not necessarily the first thing to come to mind...  especially when your brain is being shouted at by your bladder and in panic mode.

 

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2 hours ago, Coral said:

Sooo my room mate has her friends over and they've been dying I the bathroom taking their own sweet time. AND HERE I AM holding my pee for over an hour now. THAT ALSO MORNING PEE. What does one even do in this situation? 😂

 Pee in the sink? (But the noiseeeeee)

Pee outdoors? (Too desperate to walk)

Pee onto a plant? (Its in the shared space)

Pee through the window? (Literally have to hang my ass out for this because I am short 🤡)

I vote using a some sort of container out of the bin waiting to be recycled (or use the sink and pee against the side to quiet the noise).

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18 minutes ago, MRJH22 said:

I am currently on a bus and will be for the next while. I had a couple of drinks before getting the bus. Traffic is slow at the moment.

You might have to ask the bus driver to pull over so you can let it out 😉

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