Doctors office

[swekiss 1,066]

So I've been told to monitor my blood preassure and I'm supposed to come in and check with a few days apart. This is my fourth and last time. All of the times before the same thought has struck me. It's a closed room, only me there.. And a trash can. Until today I haven't given in, but that's partly cause I haven't really needed to pee either. Just having the naughty thought. Today I left home without peeing with the intent of going somewhere fun, I was planning on holding off for another hour or two, but when I stepped in the door and it smelled (well, smells, still waiting for my third round of measuring) so bad of sweat. I'm talking full on teenage boy changing room bad. And at that I decided to go for it. To not risk getting any on the floor (quicker to be discovered) I opted for a semisquat over the wastebasket. I appearantly did have to pee cause it was a long one. Ooops. And then I threw a bunch of antibac-wipes on top it. But if you look at it from the side you can see the pee in the bottom of the bag. Oops. Sorry staff/cleaner. 🤫 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Sounds like an adventure that's definitely not going to lower your blood pressure.

Or mine on reading it...

But huge, huge bucketloads of kudos to you for doing it and for sharing with us - huge thanks !!!

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

Very nice experience @swekiss! I have been left waiting in those small exam rooms with a very full bladder (because I needed to provide a urine sample as part of the exam and had trouble judging the length of time to hold). They all had a small handwashing sink. That little sink was beginning to look really good to ease some of the pressure off of my bladder, but I resisted. I never considered the trash can as a suitable recepticle.

 

[swekiss 1,066]

15 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Sounds like an adventure that's definitely not going to lower your blood pressure.

Or mine on reading it...

But huge, huge bucketloads of kudos to you for doing it and for sharing with us - huge thanks !!!

It was actually a bit anti-climatic since I opted for the "be sure of no possible trace on the floor"-option and had a semisquat/be close to the trash can sort of pee. But as to not be discovered by potential drops around the trash can it felt like a reasonable option in this case. Had I not have to leave a note with my (blood pressure) results so they know I was there today I would probably have gone for the more fun and exciting version of standing and seeing my stream fill the bottom of the trash and hitting the 2-3 pieces in there. 

In it's defence it was a rather needed pee so it at least felt good to get relief, even if the naughty thrill somewhat got none exsitent (for me).

[Schmitty20 313]

I had to go to see an aorta specialist and I was going to this doctor for the first time. I answered many questions online and when I got to the office I didn’t have to fill anything out. The receptionist said that they were very busy but would get to me assp. I waited about 15 minutes and they took me into a room. About only 5 minutes later a girl about in her thirties came into the room and said she was the doctors assistant and she was going to take my vitals and ask my a bunch of questions and explain what the doctor was going to talk about. This lasted about 15 minutes and she was really good and fun and really made you feel comfortable being at a doctor for the first time. I did notice maybe squinting a little as she was asking questions but didn’t think anything of it. She was done and she said the doctor would be in shortly do you have any questions for me. I just said no I think you were pretty thorough and explained everything. I said thanks you were really good and made me feel comfortable I don’t think I have any questions. She just laughed and said well good because I really need to go to the bathroom it’s been a busy day and I am about to piss my pants. I just laughed and said oh that wouldn’t be good. She said no it wouldn’t and I don’t think I would be able to face you again at your next appointment. Then she hurried out and I assume right for me bathroom and I never saw her when I left.

[Remi 1,034]

On 10/10/2024 at 9:57 AM, swekiss said:

But if you look at it from the side you can see the pee in the bottom of the bag. Oops. Sorry staff/cleaner. 🤫 

Nice story! You made the best out of the situation. Pee being visible in the bag is better than unexpectedly having it leaking out of the bag.

And from my own experience of peeing in such trashcans over the course of a day, lots of people probably won't notice/care and after a certain time it will be fully covered in paper.