Movie theater pissing

[chubbyjack 324]

I have read several stories about peeing in a movie theater.

  I was in a x rated theater and somebody in a  peed on the floor by his seat.   You could hear it loudly anywhere in the theater

    Event though no one was near him 2 guys a few rows away told him to get the fuck out of the theater.  The stream rolled downwards to their seats so they knew exactly who did it .

  For those who have done it how to do you deal with the sound and piss going downhill to other seats plus the smell?

   

[randomiser 170]

From my own experience, there are two key elements:

1.   Carpeted floor ... this is important both for sound reduction and to soak up the "downhill flow".  Pissing in a cinema with concrete floors creates a more noticeable puddle, which is important for some of us, but for me it's a dead giveaway.  I'm not trying to pee so that everyone knows it, I'm trying to pee around other people without them noticing.
2.   Sound volume ... porn films don't tend to have loud scenes (battles, car chases, explosions, etc.) so it's hard to find enough sound to hide the splashing.  That's why I prefer to pee in general cinemas.  War, sci-fi, police ... all of these will have plenty of noise to hide behind.

X-rated theatres aren't really the best place to take a naughty cinema piss.  At least, that's how I see it.

[Paulypeeps 5,301]

On 9/30/2024 at 9:11 PM, chubbyjack said:

I have read several stories about peeing in a movie theater.

...For those who have done it how to do you deal with the sound and piss going downhill to other seats plus the smell?

   

I always pee in the cinema, but I prefer to just wet myself. If the seats are nicely upholstered I just let a little out at first to wet the fabric of my skirt and the seat, and when it has had a chance to soak in I pee properly and the seat soaks up all of my pee really nicely, even if I need to pee again.

I have only once been to a cinema with seats that were not well upholstered, and in that case I sat in the front row and just peed when there was loud sounds so that no one could hear the pee running off the front of the seat. I think I caught most of it on the back of my legs anyway. Being at the front there was nowhere for the pee to run.

I make sure to tip the seat up when I leave as the weight of pee tends to keep the seat down otherwise and give the game away.

If you don't want to wet yourself I think peeing during a loud bit while seated at the front might be the best choice.

As to the smell just drink plenty so your pee has very little smell. This has the advantage that you get to pee a lot which is nice.

Edited October 4 by Paulypeeps

[chubbyjack 324]

2 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

I always pee in the cinema, but I prefer to just wet myself. If the seats are nicely upholstered I just let a little out at first to wet the fabric of my skirt and the seat, and when it has had a chance to soak in I pee properly and the seat soaks up all of my pee really nicely, even if I need to pee again.

I have only once been to a cinema with seats that were not well upholstered, and in that case I sat in the front row and just peed when there was loud sounds so that no one could hear the pee running off the front of the seat. I think I caught most of it on the back of my legs anyway. Being at the front there was nowhere for the pee to run.

I make sure to tip the seat up when I leave as the weight of pee tends to keep the seat down otherwise and give the game away.

If you don't want to wet yourself I think peeing during a loud bit while seated at the front might be the best choice.

As to the smell just drink plenty so your pee has very little smell. This has the advantage that you get to pee a lot which is nice.

Well thought out 👍 

[NaughtyGold 659]

Pissing in cinemas is so much fun. I am with @Paulypeeps and go for the upholstered seats, which eliminates the risk of making any suspicious noises while being super naughty at the same time.

Go for movies during the day or late night, and always look for a bigger theater with light attendance. Preferably a place that you won’t visit a second time… Pay cash and bring a coat or sweater to cover your lap. I personally avoid wetting my pants but enjoy the cozy warm wetness on my skin before it slowly gets absorbed by the seat.

Depending on the quality of the cushion and the volume of your bladder you may move in your row. Especially if you want to avoid a visible aftermath on the floor. I must confess that I have overestimated the capacity before and left puddles on non carpeted floors. So far, I was lucky enough to get away with it. Leaving a few minutes early is usually a good option.

I don’t care that much about dilution. In fact I don’t mind leaving a lasting scent which anyway will not unfold immediately.

[Rikki Bare 120]

This reminded me to post a story I wrote over 20 years ago on another site. Here is a link: https://peefans.com/topic/31712-water-world-inside-and-out/?tab=comments#comment-444458

 

[pissbabe69 1]

you could always just wear a diaper to the theatre

[PeeOV330 144]

The only times that I've ever pissed in a theater it's been into the same cup that I was drinking out of, I end up getting a free refill even if they don't offer them haha

If the theater is really full then I don't do it at all but if I can get away with it, I wait for louder moments in the movie and I also might put a coat on my lap to hide what I'm doing