Girls, do you pee on your own bum?

[Brad Wallis 83]

Question for the ladies.  When you pee on the toilet normally, do you tend to splatter/drip on your thighs or butt cheeks and require lots of paper to clean up, or is your stream more neat?  I’ve asked a couple of girlfriends this question and got different responses.  I imagine it might vary from time to time too.  One of my girlfriends seemed to do it every time, others said they never had this issue.  There are others still whom I’ve never asked, but have my theories based on the sounds they made!

[Sophie 24,447]

99% of the time my bum stays dry, my stream goes straight down, all is good.

However...

There is a rare occasion where I will have a very weak trickle that tends to track over my labia and over my bum. it is very rare and never when I am peeing "normally", it's only when I have a weak stream.

[swekiss 1,142]

1 hour ago, Sophie said:

99% of the time my bum stays dry, my stream goes straight down, all is good.

However...

There is a rare occasion where I will have a very weak trickle that tends to track over my labia and over my bum. it is very rare and never when I am peeing "normally", it's only when I have a weak stream.

Same here! 

Or the tracking back can happen if I'm aroused and the stream doesn't act like normal. It annoys the hell out of me when it does happen 😝

[Brad Wallis 83]

Interesting!  As men, I think we are fascinated by the opposite sex because our plumbing is so straightforward in comparison.  Point and shoot!

[Bacardi 10,148]

2 hours ago, Sophie said:

There is a rare occasion where I will have a very weak trickle that tends to track over my labia and over my bum.

Yeah, same. Sitting on the toilet i usually get some pee that goes over my cheeks. Happens more often tho if I am squatting. Or maybe not. Maybe I'm just able to see it better cause of the puddle afterword 🤣

[Beautifulhiss 80]

I think it’s size depending on how big ya bum and thighs are coz slimmer u r ur pee will aim straight in loo where as if ur bigger your pussy and thighs are let’s say a few inches higher and less room to open ya legs so more chances of when your going your thighs been flooded and it dripping off ya bum cheeks as you can’t get that direct flow as you don’t have the space 

[Anna99 218]

My bum stays dry in most cases. Sometimes the last couple of drops go more sidewards than down and I get some on my bum

[Library_Lady 202]

I'm blessed with large labia and if I just let them flap freely depending on the angle of a squat or hover they almost always interfere with the stream and cause spraying which directs a fair amount of liquid to the rear where it will flow over my anus and then down my leg.

If I spread the labia open while urinating that helps with the spatter problem except at the start or finish where the pressure falls off and then the dribbles happen again.  Also pulling up on them aims the flow upwards and the stream stays in a single jet.  But that is of course sometimes not possible to do.

[cowboy73 35]

3 hours ago, Library_Lady said:

I'm blessed with large labia and if I just let them flap freely depending on the angle of a squat or hover they almost always interfere with the stream and cause spraying which directs a fair amount of liquid to the rear where it will flow over my anus and then down my leg.

If I spread the labia open while urinating that helps with the spatter problem except at the start or finish where the pressure falls off and then the dribbles happen again.  Also pulling up on them aims the flow upwards and the stream stays in a single jet.  But that is of course sometimes not possible to do.

How often do you spread verses not?      

[Fuzywuzy 73]

I would think if ladies pee a messy stream that will contribute to the pee getting on the ass cheeks. Also ladies that squat and pee more forward into the toilet porcelain are prone to it as well as opposed to a lady who has a downward stream into the water. 

[Carb0nBased 657]

9 hours ago, Fuzywuzy said:

I would think if ladies pee a messy stream that will contribute to the pee getting on the ass cheeks. Also ladies that squat and pee more forward into the toilet porcelain are prone to it as well as opposed to a lady who has a downward stream into the water. 

I would have thought the opposite, that a downward or rearward stream is more likely to splash the rear end, especially if it's a forceful gush, because it impacts the water underneath. Forward streams would be more likely to get the back or inside of the thighs wet--or in cases of VERY forward streams, could even get the top of the calves wet through the crack between the seat and the bowl.

Though as already mentioned by a number of ladies here, and also seen in videos, a lot of the self-wetting seems to be due to weak streams at the start or especially the end of a pee that "stick" to the skin rather than spraying through--sort of like if you pour water from a pitcher and turn it upward too slowly, how the last bit of water runs down the side of the pitcher and falls off the bottom rather than from the spout down into the cup...

[Fuzywuzy 73]

4 hours ago, Carb0nBased said:

I would have thought the opposite, that a downward or rearward stream is more likely to splash the rear end, especially if it's a forceful gush, because it impacts the water underneath. Forward streams would be more likely to get the back or inside of the thighs wet--or in cases of VERY forward streams, could even get the top of the calves wet through the crack between the seat and the bowl.

Though as already mentioned by a number of ladies here, and also seen in videos, a lot of the self-wetting seems to be due to weak streams at the start or especially the end of a pee that "stick" to the skin rather than spraying through--sort of like if you pour water from a pitcher and turn it upward too slowly, how the last bit of water runs down the side of the pitcher and falls off the bottom rather than from the spout down into the cup...

Well we need the ladies insight on this… we can only guess, imagine and dream🤣