Pissing on Bugs

[Pooler 170]

I got home from work today and had to go pee.  I went to the toilet and lifted the lid.  There was a bug crawling on the porcelain.  I swished it into the toilet and peed on it as it swam in the toilet water. Then flushed it down the toilet. 

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

4 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

Not really, I hate ants

Well, a bunch got pissed on, a few probably drowned, and a bunch would have ended up drinking your piss.

[wettingman 571]

 I just now came back inside I was sitting here procrastinating going pee, but an intense feeling it was about to come out made a  rush outside to go. Just. as I started peeing I spotted a black bug of some type of kind crawling in the dirt.  The soil here is clay and water is slow to drain . I redirected my stream onto it . Since I had a really full bladder, I made quite the puddle on the ground. . As all that urine drained into the earth, the bug was no longer moving. 

 

[rose.y 73]

This evening I stepped into the bathroom to brush my teeth, and almost immediately spotted a little centipede on the wall. I immediately thought of this forum, and resolved to do something naughty with it. I grabbed an empty toilet paper tube  and used it to scoop the centipede off the wall, before giving it a shake over the open toilet. I brushed my teeth, watching the bug flail in circles. Then I decided it was time, and sat down over top of my new "friend". Within moments I began my stream. I watched through my spread legs as the bug circled slowly in my pee currents, eventually passing beneath the flow of my release and getting churned underwater for a few seconds.  I giggled and decided to spit out my toothpaste on it too.

Needless to say, that bug got more than it bargained for.  But that's not my problem to worry about anymore,  after having pressed the lever and watched it spin round the bowl, and finally seen it depart forever amidst my pee. Bye-bye!

[Felix 6]

4 hours ago, rose.y said:

This evening I stepped into the bathroom to brush my teeth, and almost immediately spotted a little centipede on the wall. I immediately thought of this forum, and resolved to do something naughty with it. I grabbed an empty toilet paper tube  and used it to scoop the centipede off the wall, before giving it a shake over the open toilet. I brushed my teeth, watching the bug flail in circles. Then I decided it was time, and sat down over top of my new "friend". Within moments I began my stream. I watched through my spread legs as the bug circled slowly in my pee currents, eventually passing beneath the flow of my release and getting churned underwater for a few seconds.  I giggled and decided to spit out my toothpaste on it too.

Needless to say, that bug got more than it bargained for.  But that's not my problem to worry about anymore,  after having pressed the lever and watched it spin round the bowl, and finally seen it depart forever amidst my pee. Bye-bye!

Incredibly hot 🔥 and perfectly written. I think the bug can’t think of a better way to die than lying beneath you while relieving yourself. A reasonable death!
Would really like to hear more of that, Rose 🙂

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

15 hours ago, pguy2981 said:

Was it one of those really fast house centipedes? If you have one of those lying around, it's because you likely have silverfish and other pests inside your walls. He was helping you lol.

 

I think she's the type that's going to piss on the silverfish once she catches them.

[rose.y 73]

On 7/29/2024 at 9:31 AM, MostlyVanilla69 said:

 

I think she's the type that's going to piss on the silverfish once she catches them.

Haha that's a good prediction....

Actually,  I haven't seen any silverfish so far since then. However, last night I did find a spider in the bathtub, and decided to give it the golden waterslide experience.  I was worried I wouldn't be able to hit it and it would get away, but nope - I got lucky and sprayed my target almost right away with a short stream, and watched in delight as it was swept the length of the tub, accelerating as it went until it fell writhing over the lip of the drain and vanished for good.

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

5 hours ago, rose.y said:

Haha that's a good prediction....

Actually,  I haven't seen any silverfish so far since then. However, last night I did find a spider in the bathtub, and decided to give it the golden waterslide experience.  I was worried I wouldn't be able to hit it and it would get away, but nope - I got lucky and sprayed my target almost right away with a short stream, and watched in delight as it was swept the length of the tub, accelerating as it went until it fell writhing over the lip of the drain and vanished for good.

So you pissed on it point blank?

Nice shooting.

Was it a big spider?

How did you feel as you pissed on it?

Edited August 5 by MostlyVanilla69

[F0rester 165]

On 8/5/2024 at 6:17 AM, rose.y said:

Haha that's a good prediction....

Actually,  I haven't seen any silverfish so far since then. However, last night I did find a spider in the bathtub, and decided to give it the golden waterslide experience.  I was worried I wouldn't be able to hit it and it would get away, but nope - I got lucky and sprayed my target almost right away with a short stream, and watched in delight as it was swept the length of the tub, accelerating as it went until it fell writhing over the lip of the drain and vanished for good.

Standing outside the tub or squatting inside? I think we've awoken something in you. 

[Miss Piss 277]

I did because me and brothers would declare war on the bugs in our backyard and treat them as invaders to our land 

[F0rester 165]

1 hour ago, Miss Piss said:

I did because me and brothers would declare war on the bugs in our backyard and treat them as invaders to our land 

Were you the heavy artillery and your brothers the snipers? 

[Miss Piss 277]

1 hour ago, F0rester said:

Were you the heavy artillery and your brothers the snipers? 

Yes this is true lol 😂 

[Serpent 28]

On 8/8/2024 at 6:08 AM, Miss Piss said:

I did because me and brothers would declare war on the bugs in our backyard and treat them as invaders to our land 

This is so cool, have any good stories from that war?

[rose.y 73]

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

4 minutes ago, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

Let us know how it turns out.

[Serpent 28]

2 hours ago, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

That's a great idea! They'd probably have a great time teaching that spider a lesson! I know if you suggested that to me, my zipper would be down in an instant!

[F0rester 165]

18 hours ago, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

That is a hell of a mental detour. Did you opt to make the team activity suggestion? 

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

On 10/21/2024 at 3:51 AM, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

Don't leave us on a cliffhanger.