Wet Carpet magazine

[steve25805 122,746]

Dear Wet Carpet.

My wife has a naughty thing she likes to do after we come back from the pub with a load of lager inside us. We have a spare bedroom which we keep locked inside which is a bed with a bare mattress.

Basically my wife likes to go in there after a few drinks, get up onto that bed, squat upon it and piss on it. She gets a naughty thrill out of it, as do I watching her doing it. She is there squatting, a massive grin on her face, a loud hiss because she has usually been saving it up, a powerful golden spray splashing loudly onto the mattress and seeping in. It's her naughty thing she likes to do. And it is our naughty secret.

She peed on the bed last night actually, the memory of which has prompted me into telling you about it. She won't let me film her pissing, sadly, but here is the piss stained mattress....


Imagine my naked wife - she usually takes her clothes off first as an added treat for me - 38 years old, long blonde hair, ample breasts, large bum, curvaceous and very attractive for her age, squatting upon that mattress and making those piss stains. 

After a night out, watching her do that is the highlight of the evening.

[hentaixt 1,501]

While doing a documentary on wine production in France, we were given access to a very exclusive high-end winery. We learned a lot of their secrets simply by observing the process involved. As a result, we were only allowed to talk about certain things to maintain the privacy of the vineyard. Since the allotted time has passed on the Non-Disclosure, I can now talk about what I observed. During the fall when the harvest was the heaviest, they would crush the grapes from morning to night constantly. This was still a classic procedure and done by the women with their feet. We watched them prepare and sanitize their appendages for days before getting into the press bucket. Once there, they were stuck until everything was finished so that it did contaminate the batch. This meant they had no bathroom breaks, we watched as the ladies took turns relieving themselves from within the mash. They would lower their trousers and with great skill and force pee on the ground. It was common to sit on the edge of the wooden structure and shoot directly downward. Occasionally one would remain standing and the wife of the owner, never stopped stomping her feet while she went. Of course, as you would expect, when the streams subsided much of the effluence went directly into the grapes below or in the case of the wife, would splash in and around with her movements. When questioned the owner said it was not restricted by French law, as this was natural and common in the traditional preparation method. We saw three women urinate at least ten times each during the day and the later it got, the less effort was used to keep it out of the mix. We were sent a bottle of wine specifically from the batch we watched be made after it had fermented and was ready for sale. My girlfriend was apprehensive to try it, but I convinced her. It was actually really enjoyable. We tried some of the others from the various places we studied and they were not as good.... so maybe there is something to this after all.

[steve25805 122,746]

Dear Wet Carpet.
 
My name is Sally and my two best friends are Maria and Chloe, all in our 30s, still no kids and between boyfriends right now. We were having a girls' night in at Maria's place, our usual venue since it is between mine and Chloe's flats. Plus she has a house whilst we only have flats, We were having a few drinks as so often and we started laughing at the interests of past boyfriends. Which is when Chloe ended up telling us that her last boyfriend used to like watching her squat and pee in the shower cubicle. At which point Maria said that this was nothing. One of her boyfriends used to like watching her pee on his bedroom floor beside his bed. On the carpet. We all laughed at this and expressed our incredulity at her actually having done such a thing. But she simply said that it wasn't her carpet and he wanted her to do it and it was kind of fun in a naughty way to just pee right there on the floor. Then she lowered her voice and leaned towards us conspiratorially and said she sometimes peed on her own bedroom carpet just for fun. Being a dirty bitch on purpose is rather enjoyable she said. We could scarcely believe it but she was on a roll, gesturing in the general direction of the living room floor in front of the sofa and telling us she has peed on the living room carpet before as well. We questioned her about the smell but she said she only does it when she has been drinking so her pee is very dilute so no smell and it seems to dry out easily enough.

She then said that she needed a pee right then and asked us if we wanted to see her pee on the living room carpet. The naughtiness of the idea amused me but also slightly turned me on, and I think it was the same for Chloe. So amidst much laughter we encouraged her to go right ahead. So she got up off the sofa, unfastened her jeans and pulled both them and her panties down below her knees whilst dropping down into a squat in the middle of the room, her fat ass on full display. For several seconds she just stayed in that position with a grin on her face, revelling in the naughtiness of what she was about to do. Then with a sudden hiss the floodgates opened as her pee pattered forcefully down onto the carpet. Chloe and I laughed at the sight of her doing this, actually enjoying the naughtiness of the show.

When she was done she invited us to pee on the floor too. And the very idea of being so naughty was certainly turning me on, and probably Chloe too. Because soon we were both squatting over a different part of the floor, pissing away on the carpet. When we were done we all agreed that that was fun, just squatting and peeing right there instead of going to the bathroom.

Later after a few more drinks, we all needed to pee again, but Maria said that we had better not flood the living room carpet by pissing on it again or it will take too long to dry out. Instead she invited us all up into her bedroom, where the three of us were soon squatting and pissing on her bedroom floor and soiling another carpet.

And much to my surprise, pissing on someone's carpet is rather good fun.

[hentaixt 1,501]

A few weeks ago, I was invited to an impromptu orgy. That's not to say it was unplanned, no it was invite that was unexpected. I had some acquaintances through friends and they sent me a random note one day asking if I was interested. They were really polite, letting me know there was no problem if I declined. As it turned out some of the initial attendees got ill (just a common cold), so there was a free spot to fill if I wanted. I appreciated the joke, and as you might guess, I decided to try it out. Everything was well organized, you choose what level of interactions you were comfortable with, which was indicated by a band they gave you. I wasn't quite upside-down pineapple, but I did get an orange, which meant I could be convinced if it was interesting, but ask first. I was sitting alone taking in the whole vibe, when a group of five, two men and three women, approached and joined me for conversation. We chatted candidly and got to know each other a bit... talked about sexual stuff of course, the two guys gave off a "broke-back" sense to me, if you know what I mean. After a bit, the ladies were getting handsy and I was fine letting them. Before long the guys were into it as well, then time just sort of compressed and the next thing I remember was having a huge dick in my ass and a slightly smaller in my pussy, while I was licking the slit and clit on one of the three ladies. The other was playing with my tits and I am not sure where the third was at the time. I was not really familiar with pleasuring a woman down there, most my experience was with guys, except for some drunk titty sucking in college. The reason I was brought back to reality was the guy who had been humping me up front, slide out, and joined the other dick in my ass. So that was a new sensation altogether, but it was about to get more interesting. The lady I had been servicing had an orgasm, which resulted in her losing control and peeing in my mouth and all over my face. Once she got her composure, she apologized profusely, and asked if I was alright. When I assured her I was fine, it wasn’t the first time I'd had urine in my mouth, both guys stopped railing my butt, buried themselves balls deep, and started pissing too. It was SO MUCH FLUID in my ass. Nothing I was prepared for, but surprisingly not unpleasant. I tried to protest a bit, but the other ladies stepped forward and just... let loose on me, hosing me down with more liquid gold. I honestly thought I would be more upset, but it was all so fast and foreign that my thoughts went immediately to, "Oh no, the carpet and furniture!" The guys finished going inside me and then blew two large hot loads there as well. It was more than enough for me to orgasm from all the stimulation. They let me down and helped me outside so I could "drain out" and then I was pretty sure I'd had enough for the day. I left after I cleaned up and dressed. I drove home questioning if I had some new experiences to look into further.

[steve25805 122,746]

Dear Wet Carpet.

My name is Pete and I share a rented flat with my girlfriend Danielle. We are both in our mid-20s.

My girlfriend has a thing about peeing in naughty places and we have a collection of videos taken by me on my phone in our private collection. She works as a teacher in a local school so we can never make these public, sadly. Well, I have filmed her peeing on the tiled kitchen floor and upon the kitchen table. And on the bathroom floor in front of the toilet. I have a couple of her squatting and peeing on the bedroom carpet beside the bed. 

And a few of her peeing on the living room carpet the first of which was interrupted halfway through, and that's the interesting bit. You see, our landlady who is probably about 40 is no respecter of privacy and thinks nothing of letting herself into our flat with her own keys, sometimes without even knocking. And this is what happened in mid flow, the door opening right into the living room. The landlady walked in on Danielle peeing right there on the carpet, with me filming. It took several seconds for her to stop though I stopped filming immediately. The landlady looked stunned for a few seconds, literally speechless, then she just laughed saying, "What the fuck do you think you are doing? You realise that's technically my carpet and not yours don't you?" 

The fact that after her initial shock she seemed more amused than angry was a bit puzzling, as she said with a smile, "You do realise I ought to give you notice to quit for that don't you?". On the whole she was taking it better than I'd have expected, but what happened next was a bolt from the blue as she said that instead of kicking us out it would be rather more fun to join the party, as she reached up under her skirt and pulled down her knickers, and stepped out of them. Danielle and I could barely believe what we were seeing and hearing as she hoisted the back of her skirt whilst dropping down into a squat in the middle of the room, stating with a chuckle that she had always wanted to piss on someone's carpet.

Then with a big smirk of pleasure on her face, and a very audible hiss, she was pissing there right on front of us. And clearly enjoying it. In mid flow, she said with a giggle, "That's a relief". I could not take my eyes from the golden torrent spraying down onto the carpet and the enormous puddle getting ever larger beneath and slightly in front of her. The carpet couldn't soak it up fast enough and a pool of piss was forming upon it, slowly soaking in. She must have peed for like half a minute before the yellow spray dwindled until the the last few drops pattered down. 

She then grabbed her discarded knickers, and pulled them back up as she stood, glancing at the pool of piss seeping into the carpet, then looking at us with a huge grin as she gleefully confessed, "I enjoyed that!" Which fact was actually pretty obvious. My girlfriend and I were flabbergasted but at least it didn't seem like we were going to get evicted. Which fact was confirmed when she said that she couldn't throw us out after having peed on the carpet herself. She then stated that she hoped we wouldn't mind if she decided to "use the facilities" again if she felt like it and offered a rent reduction. Well we couldn't exactly say no, could we?

Well that was a couple of months ago and since then, she has called round three or four times and peed on the living room carpet, and once on the bedroom carpet. I have filmed her in action now though so am pretty sure we are secure in our tenure. One time about a week ago, she came round with a friend, and both delighted in peeing on the living room carpet for fun. I have footage of that too. Yesterday she actually came round with her daughter who only looks about 18, and both mother and daughter were soon squatting together and peeing on the carpet with big grins on their faces. That's on film as well.

Of course, when alone I still film my girlfriend peeing in naughty places, and with carte blanche from the landlady, she has become more outrageous. For example pissing against the bedroom wall. And on the bed, lol. Had to dry the mattress out for a couple of days after that. It is still stained with pee now, lol. 

We are lucky to have such an accommodating landlady. Pissing fun all round, lol.

[steve25805 122,746]

Dear Wet Carpet.

I am a big breasted blonde in my late 30s, and have married and moved in with this older guy. His daughter - my stepdaughter - who is only about 18 has always resented my presence. She just doesnt like me. I have tried very hard to be nice to her but the limit was reached one night when I walked into mine and her dad's bedroom, only to discover her in the act of expressing her resentment - by peeing on the carpet in there beside my side of the bed!

Well I was pissed off obviously, and stood there with my hands on hips ranting at her. She just looked cross and carried right on pissing as an act of defiance. It did however remind me of a time when I was younger and this boy used to let me pee on his bedroom carpet. I suddenly remembered how much fun it was. So my anger at what I was seeing was tinged with the beginnings of a naughty thrill as she finished pissing, and I said something like, "Right young lady! You've asked for this.!" So I stormed out of the room and straight into hers, with her following in my wake. Then with a smirk of anticipation upon my face I got up onto her bed, unfastened my jeans and lowered them and my panties down to my knees as I dropped down into a squat. She protested, less defiant now, that this was her bed. I think I said, "You think it's fun to be a dirty bitch and piss anywhere you like to piss me off? Well get a load of this!" And that's when I started pissing right there on her bed.

All the pent up emotions of trying so hard for nothing, made it an enjoyable pleasure to be pissing on her bed right in front of her, but it was more than just a vengeful "fuck you". Because I was enjoying it in other ways too. It was turning me on to be pissing on on someone's bed on purpose. She looked stunned and horrified at the same time but I just carried on til I was done with a big grin on my face. 

I got down off the bed afterwards and laughed in her face about that being what she deserved for pissing on my carpet. She threatened to tell her father of course, but I pointed out the obvious fact that if she did he would be told about her pissing on his bedroom carpet. So a stand off, lol. Fuck knows what her sleeping arrangements were until the mattress dried out. I think she stopped over at a friend's house for a couple of nights. 

What she doesnt know is that one day since then when she was out, I went into her bedroom and peed on the carpet in the corner. Just for fun. It must have taken at least a day to dry out but she never discovered it. 

The moral of this story? Don't fuck with your stepmother by being a dirty bitch. She might well be a dirtier one, lol