Popular Post Geepee9 457 Posted March 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 18, 2023 Today at about midday My wife and I went to the natural burial ground to place flowers on her Mum's grave for Mothers day tomorrow. After tending the grave we returned to the car park where our car was the last in a row of 6 cars with apparently only us there. We approached our car and as I walked from the back of our car to my drivers door I bumped nearly face to face into an attractive well dressed young woman who seemed to be bent over as if She was picking something up by my door but there was a loud hissing noise as if a hosepipe was running. "Ooh sorry, I'm peeing" She said as I looked her in the eye, "No problem" I replied as I retreated behind the car to let her get on with her business and being too much of a gent I didn't take a good view. As the waterworks finished She said a bit giggly "I'm so sorry I would have peed myself, I just couldn't wait another second, I've put flowers on my Mum's grave and it was just too much" I replied " Its fine, I don't think anybody saw you and it fits with the theme of back to nature" She pulled her things up very quickly without wiping and jumped into quite a smart VW Troc and made a sharp exit. My Wife said I bet She was mortified. 8 7 12 Link to post
vpw 824 Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Wow thats a fortutious sighting there, what did the wife say to that? Also was her dress lifted or she was going straifght standing. 1 Link to post
Popular Post Geepee9 457 Posted March 19, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2023 9 hours ago, vpw said: Wow thats a fortutious sighting there, what did the wife say to that? Also was her dress lifted or she was going straifght standing. She was wearing dark leggings, and stayed low, as it sunk in as to what was happening I mumbled something like "I'll wait just a minute" and my Wife thought it was hilarious as would her late Mum who would have laughed too as she was just the sort to get caught in such a predicament. There was not much evidence left on the rain soaked gravel just a bit of foam and She didn't wipe. 1 5 Link to post
Popular Post Geepee9 457 Posted March 22, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just an aside, My Wife has referred to her as Wee By Any Car dot com, thought you might like it 1 9 Link to post
Kupar 13,324 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Geepee9 said: Just an aside, My Wife has referred to her as Wee By Any Car dot com, thought you might like it Your wife is very funny 🙂 Wish I'd thought of that! 1 1 Link to post
Alfresco 11,615 Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 15 hours ago, Geepee9 said: Just an aside, My Wife has referred to her as Wee By Any Car dot com, thought you might like it Brilliant! Maybe this should become our new motto… 1 1 Link to post
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