A run through the woods

[Chrissy89 1,196]

As I began my run I was alone with my thoughts. It was great! I love the smell of the forest when it’s raining, the sound of the water hitting the gravel path that stretched out before me. 

About half way I stopped for a stretch, a drink of water and a check of the progress on my watch. With it being hectic Friday at work; people rushing their projects through me for the weekly sign off, I hadn’t seen looked at my phone all afternoon. I noticed I had a missed notification from the wonderful @Bacardi (she’s my sister from a totally different mister by the way, incase you didn’t know) ❤️

We chatted for a bit and she brought up the subject of running and sent a gif to me of boobs bouncing up and down. Childish immature me burst into a fit of laughter at this. We then started chatting about the ancient Roman public toilets:

 ^^ so funny 🤣

So she mentioned a comment @gldenwetgoose made to her saying “I wonder if that's where the phrase "get the shit end of the stick came from”.  At this point I bloody lost it. Laughing away leaning against a tree, tears streaming down my face and my lower body screaming out that I needed to pee!

I was a good half mile from the house. In the seconds that followed I had went from about a 2 to a 8 in terms of desperation. I had let my guard slip down in the relaxation of chatting to Bacardi.  I needed to pee now. 

I took a spin around the spot to scan the pitch black surroundings, then stood as still as I could for three or four seconds listening for footsteps on the gravel track or the sound of a dog leash. Nothing could be heard but the sound of water hitting soggy vegetation, not helping my situation! 

I got brave very quickly and just hunkered down on the balls of my feet, I reached up to my waist and pulled my running leggings down at the bum to just before my knees. Pretty much instantaneously a strong stream came out of me. I gasped at the surprise of the situation. I could feel the warmth off it in the chilly air, I could hear the noises as it hit the foliage just off the track. I was proper smiling.  

My stream slowed to a trickle, and then the last few drops came out.   I was now in the precarious situation that any clean freak girl didn’t want to be in - not having anything to wipe with. Nervously, I just pulled up my pants and leggings. As I let go of them at my waistline I could feel my pants start to soak up the last of what was around my labia and on my inner thighs. I stood up and gave the side of my trainer a little wipe on some long grass….ooops 🙈

I ran home with an amazing feeling glowing inside of me. My confidence was growing.  What a week it has been! 

Here’s an old picture of what the path looks like for those that want to visualise 

 

[Bacardi 9,283]

I was done laughing at THE 💩 END OF THE STICK until now. Chrissy, this is how I know we'd be a mess of we ever met because I was laughing just like that in the chat at the interaction. 

In other news, I'm happy you got a pee in the woods! That's one of my goals too but idk if I'll ever get a chance to. Would definitely do it with you, and I know we'd both be cracking up the whole time thinking of *flop flop flop* and Roman toilets 😭😭🤧

Love you!

[Chrissy89 1,196]

8 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Love you!

😭😭 ❤️❤️

[gldenwetgoose 20,370]

Wonderful account of what must have been a wonderful moment.  I'll have to see if I can unwittingly contribute to creating more moments like that in the future.

As always huge thanks for sharing - it's what makes the Peefans world go round.

[Kupar 12,602]

Perfect! 💗

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1 hour ago, Chrissy89 said:

So she mentioned a comment @gldenwetgoose made to her saying “I wonder if that's where the phrase "get the shit end of the stick came from”.  At this point I bloody lost it. Laughing away leaning against a tree, tears streaming down my face and my lower body screaming out that I needed to pee!

I just absolutely adore how you two girls are still laughing about shit sticks. And they tell me I have an immature sense of humor 🤣

And a wonderful story in general again. Love how you're sharing your peeing "journey" with us, be it a sink or the woods now. Even though peeing in the woods seems like a normal thing for me as a guy, it's just adorable how much joy it gives you.

[FlyingthedreamUK 226]

There really needs to be an option to like this more than once! ❤️

Like so many others here, I do love reading about your adventures @Chrissy89

Thanks for sharing 😘

 

[Bacardi 9,283]

2 hours ago, avatar said:

I just absolutely adore how you two girls are still laughing about shit sticks. And they tell me I have an immature sense of humor 🤣

Chrissy and I are the queens of silliness. We laugh at everything 😭

[Chrissy89 1,196]

9 hours ago, avatar said:

I just absolutely adore how you two girls are still laughing about shit sticks. And they tell me I have an immature sense of humor 🤣

Myself and Bacardi have kid humour! We laugh at kids TV! We sent each other silly recordings of our voices and I was in stitches. 🤣

she’s special ❤️

[Chrissy89 1,196]

8 hours ago, FlyingthedreamUK said:

There really needs to be an option to like this more than once! ❤️

Ohh I agree Flyboy 😉 ❤️