My Desperation Caught on Video 😱

[Bacardi 10,134]

Good evening friends!

Today i made the mistake of drinking a grande Starbucks drink and a bottle of water at work and then running out of their when my shift ended (thank you period cravings). I really wasn't thinking to use the bathroom before I left because everyone knows me by now: I hate public bathrooms. 

So in the half an hour it took me to get from work to the kid's school you can imagine all that liquid went right through me. By the time I parked I was joking with my husband over text that i was gonna go deep into the forest and relieve myself, and then when I was getting out of the car to pick the kids up I was seriously considering it even tho all the other parents and guardians picking their kiddos up would have seen me dash into the woods and wonder what I was doing lol. 

I had some company in the chat and a very special clown that was making me laugh offsite (you know who you are and don't even pretend like you didn't make me laugh on purpose lol). I was texting him while walking up to the school and my bladder was achinggggg. I could feel it moving inside of me and it hurt so much. I couldn't wait to get home so I could pee 😩

So I round up the kids and let them play with their friends for a while, could definitely tell I was pee dancing waiting for them and finally managed to herd them into the car. @Kupar cursed me by talking about speed bumps and bumpy roads that I had to endure, but I eventually made it! 

But not without catching myself pee dancing and throwing up the funniest desperate faces on my doorbell camera 🤣🤣 

I wasn't at all thinking about the camera as I was getting the kids into the house, begging them to get in quick so I could pee. In fact when I got inside I didn't even put my key or purse down, or take my shoes or jacket off. I ran past my husband and went straight to the toilet where I peed for 45 whole seconds. 45 seconds!

I was fooling around on my phone afterword when I noticed the Ring notification and when I checked it I laughed so hard 🤣 I now know what I look from a third person's perspective. I even moaned a little bit too! It was like my front door helped me make my first desperation video and I didn't even know it! 

(And no, I won't share it here because both my face and my kid's faces are in it. Sorry!)

[GenericUsername 1,108]

Nice story. Is 45 seconds your record since you've been counting it?

[Bacardi 10,134]

12 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

Nice story. Is 45 seconds your record since you've been counting it?

No way. My record is like a minute and six seconds or something like that 😁

[gldenwetgoose 21,489]

Bless you @Bacardi - at least you made it without the embarrassment of losing it somewhere public, or as you say - being seen emerging from the woods looking sheepish.

I wonder though how long before you have time alone, without kids to run after or husband hanging about, and find yourself DELIBERATELY filling up and recreating that scenario.  Maybe dancing a little longer on that doorstep, maybe being a little closer to not making it, maybe beating your 46 sec?  And maybe, just maybe taking a little longer before emerging from the bathroom very much relieved in every sense?    

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Aw hun, having just joined the chat when you were just arriving home I remember thinking when you were away for ages that it must have been close. Great story! 
hope you have an amazing day today, hopefully catch you later 🥰