Heard On the Radio Today 🤣

[Bacardi 9,123]

So you guys know I've been going through a rough patch recently, but today I heard something on the radio that made me almost piss my pants laughing and I had to share it with you guys.

I was driving home, hungry, ready for dinner, and just sort of letting the radio go in one ear and out of the other. We were at a red light and I was sipping on a Coke when the host started talking about the vacation he was giving away to some beach resort. He was talking about how the water was crystal clear and about the fish and so on, and it caught my attention (mostly because they were talking about different drinks, and if there's one thing I need rn it's a stiff drink). Then, when they were about to play a song the host said something hilarious:

"Looks like it's time for us to partake in some watersports! Don't go away we'll be back after x song!" 

Guys. I choked on my soda like a fucking cartoon. This place has chewed me up and spit me out so much that I forgot "Water sports" are an actual thing outside of the fetish 😆 it gave me a much needed, very good laugh, and I had to come here and share it with you guys. 

[muffinhuntr 1,188]

Bacardi, I'm glad something made you laugh, we all need that. We're all worried about you so I hope you're better and I look forward to chatting when you're ready.

[Sexismygod 1,762]

I'm with you @Bacardi ... when someone says watersports I always get the giggles.  And beach resorts even have signs pointing you to the watersports area.  Alas, I've always been disappointed when I went to check it out.

Glad you got a good laugh out of it.  Hope you didn't spray your drink everywhere when it happened. 

[Maclir 941]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

So you guys know I've been going through a rough patch recently, but today I heard something on the radio that made me almost piss my pants laughing and I had to share it with you guys.

I was driving home, hungry, ready for dinner, and just sort of letting the radio go in one ear and out of the other. We were at a red light and I was sipping on a Coke when the host started talking about the vacation he was giving away to some beach resort. He was talking about how the water was crystal clear and about the fish and so on, and it caught my attention (mostly because they were talking about different drinks, and if there's one thing I need rn it's a stiff drink). Then, when they were about to play a song the host said something hilarious:

"Looks like it's time for us to partake in some watersports! Don't go away we'll be back after x song!" 

Guys. I choked on my soda like a fucking cartoon. This place has chewed me up and spit me out so much that I forgot "Water sports" are an actual thing outside of the fetish 😆 it gave me a much needed, very good laugh, and I had to come here and share it with you guys. 

Sad to hear you've been going through a rough time of late.

[Bacardi 9,123]

On 9/19/2022 at 7:42 PM, p1ssputz said:

Glad you got a laugh out of it! You said "we" were in the car.....how'd you explain your way out of that one? "Well, y'know, H2O - hydrogen, oxygen - it's, uh, quite humorous when you really think about it... *cough*"

Thank you dude! It's so good to see you around again!

"We" as in myself and the kids lol. They kept asking me why I was laughing and I had to just say "I thought of something funny. No big deal!" 

On 9/19/2022 at 9:10 PM, Sexismygod said:

And beach resorts even have signs pointing you to the watersports area.  Alas, I've always been disappointed when I went to check it out

Lmao! This made me laugh harder than I'm willing to admit. Just walk up to some random girl in the watersports section like "so, so how does this work? Do you pee on me or do I pee on you?" And she walks away disgusted 🤣

On 9/19/2022 at 9:11 PM, Maclir said:

Sad to hear you've been going through a rough time of late.

Yeah, Florida man. But seeing you here again made my situation that much better! Welcome back!

[likesToLick 9,772]

On 9/20/2022 at 7:57 AM, Bacardi said:

So you guys know I've been going through a rough patch recently, but today I heard something on the radio that made me almost piss my pants laughing and I had to share it with you guys.

I was driving home, hungry, ready for dinner, and just sort of letting the radio go in one ear and out of the other. We were at a red light and I was sipping on a Coke when the host started talking about the vacation he was giving away to some beach resort. He was talking about how the water was crystal clear and about the fish and so on, and it caught my attention (mostly because they were talking about different drinks, and if there's one thing I need rn it's a stiff drink). Then, when they were about to play a song the host said something hilarious:

"Looks like it's time for us to partake in some watersports! Don't go away we'll be back after x song!" 

Guys. I choked on my soda like a fucking cartoon. This place has chewed me up and spit me out so much that I forgot "Water sports" are an actual thing outside of the fetish 😆 it gave me a much needed, very good laugh, and I had to come here and share it with you guys. 

There used to be a shop in my town called "Extreme Watersports" that had the name on a huge sign facing the street.  I had planned to get a photo of the shop to post on here,  but it looks like it has gone out of business.

I did find another one near Melbourne though

https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Extreme+Watersport/@-38.3637453,144.8766137,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipNdi2a_3-opL4wtXkGq4Ju5N0yfV1Wrs2wxeiEt!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipNdi2a_3-opL4wtXkGq4Ju5N0yfV1Wrs2wxeiEt%3Dw397-h298-k-no!7i4032!8i3024!4m16!1m8!3m7!1s0x6ad5c981252adc77:0xbf8e086a818ec2dd!2sExtreme+Watersport!8m2!3d-38.3637475!4d144.8766036!14m1!1BCgIYEw!3m6!1s0x6ad5c981252adc77:0xbf8e086a818ec2dd!8m2!3d-38.3637475!4d144.8766036!14m1!1BCgIYEw

[Bacardi 9,123]

9 hours ago, likesToLick said:

There used to be a shop in my town called "Extreme Watersports" that had the name on a huge sign facing the street.  I had planned to get a photo of the shop to post on here,  but it looks like it has gone out of business.

I did find another one near Melbourne though

https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Extreme+Watersport/@-38.3637453,144.8766137,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipNdi2a_3-opL4wtXkGq4Ju5N0yfV1Wrs2wxeiEt!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipNdi2a_3-opL4wtXkGq4Ju5N0yfV1Wrs2wxeiEt%3Dw397-h298-k-no!7i4032!8i3024!4m16!1m8!3m7!1s0x6ad5c981252adc77:0xbf8e086a818ec2dd!2sExtreme+Watersport!8m2!3d-38.3637475!4d144.8766036!14m1!1BCgIYEw!3m6!1s0x6ad5c981252adc77:0xbf8e086a818ec2dd!8m2!3d-38.3637475!4d144.8766036!14m1!1BCgIYEw

There is a zero percent chance I could walk/drive by that place and not giggle. 

[Sexismygod 1,762]

55 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

There is a zero percent chance I could walk/drive by that place and not giggle. 

Agreed ... though it could be said that peeing on someone while on a surfboard would count as extreme 😉😎