A dumb old game you peeps might enjoy

[avatar 382]

So for some unknown reason I've just had and old childhood memory resurface completely out of the blue. When I was a small kid (probably around 2003-ish?), we used to have this Win 98 family computer in your living room that I played games on, given to us by whatever family acquaintance giving out cheap pirated games. Out of probably hundreds of games, I remember playing a really stupid one back than, which looking back might have been one of the things that brought me here.

I was able to track it down today and apparently it's called Tarzan: Guardian of Earth. As the name suggets, you play as Tarzan but it's the objective of the game that stands out to me to this game. Well you see, as a player you are placed into this weird hilly area with a bunch of sprasely placed trees around with a thunderstorm going on. Every so often, a lightning hits a tree causing it to set on fire. Your goal as Tarzan is to run around (completely naked), collecting various drinkable items to fill your bladder meter and then use that pee to put out the burning trees by peeing on them. You can also change your POV to go from 3rd person to seeing yourself piss in 1st person. Looking at it now, the whole idea is really stupid, the game lacks any real goal and the controls are pretty funky, but at the same time I remember finding doing that incredibly satisfying back then, which might have been a precursor to the obvious.

I've found out you can still download the game to this game on various sites and even though it may look funky on modern day screen resolutions, it still works even on Win 10. So anyway, I figured you people might want to try it for shits  giggles. I've verified the link I've provided, it's completely virus free. Also down below I've included some screenshots I just took while playing it now.

[Bacardi 10,134]

Lmfao! That's hilarious. I have the biggest crush on Disney's Tarzan, and I even read the first few Edgar Rice Burroughs' novels about him and was hoping there'd be some kind of pee scene, but if memory serves there was none 😔 guess this is the closest thing I'll get even tho he is missing the Tarzan locs!

[avatar 382]

What a coincidence lol! Glad to have hopefully scratched that itch for you.

[thisguy20 937]

I was vaguely aware of that game but never actually saw or played it...

[NortheastPeeFan 361]

This game looks right up my alley.  I’ll have to check it out.

[HitEmAll 1,066]

Haha what a brilliant idea for a game.. 😂

A multiplayer mode and male / female players (pee'ers) would be amazing. I guess the peefans.com community would spend quite some time optimizing team peeing strategies as well as randomly peeing all over each other ☺️