K’s latest standing pee attempt

[Kupar 13,341]

Yesterday K (my wife – I wonder whether I can stop explaining that now?) was visiting her parents for the day, and I was doing jobs around the house. I was very pleased to receive a WhatsApp message from her around lunchtime suggesting that we have a ‘session’ when she got home; it was my turn to choose what we do (we have this system, see).

First, I did what I thought was right. I was sitting in the garden enjoying the sunshine, so I WhatsApped her a dick pic … and got a very swift rebuke via text as she’d been in a restaurant at the time and had to very quickly close the app.

I had suggested that when she got home, after relaxing and having some tea but before moving to the bedroom, she might consider peeing for me, standing up in the bath. And she replied to say that yes, that was fine by her … I love my wife so much!

I’d been thinking about it all afternoon, but I know very well that my obvious excitement and enthusiasm can sometimes be a turn off for her, so after she arrived home she just decompressed with a mug of tea and a sandwich and a chat … and then … a couple of glasses of wine later, she was kicking off her sandals, dropping her linen trousers to the floor, peeling down her panties and stepping into the bath while I sat on the closed toilet seat to enjoy the view.

It’s been a while since K attempted a standing-up wee. We’d been hoping for improved forward projection, but that didn’t turn out like that, even with knees bent and lips pulled up and apart.

I got a running commentary from K, along the lines of “Oh no! It’s all going down my leg! What about if I pull like this … there! It’s jetting forward now … argh! Now it’s running down my other thigh! I can’t do this!” And so on, for about a minute and a half as she tried – really tried – to achieve a stream like Eli. But I think she is coming to the conclusion that it’s never going to be a party piece.

I don’t really care – it was delightfully arousing to watch the woman I love spraying her pee all over the place for my pleasure. This time I just wanted to watch, a growing bulge in my shorts and a huge smile on my face as she peed and laughed. At times like that I count my blessings that I found her and that we’ve had a long erotic journey together over so many years, with all its twists and turns.

And after the bathroom fun? We moved to the bedroom and the fun continued!

[gldenwetgoose 21,496]

Absolutely wonderful.  And lovely.

The one thing this site encourages us to learn is that anatomy is a wonderful and varied thing.  Not to mention the differences in personal preferences.  But irrespective of the result, huge kudos to K for giving it a try.  Not sure about God, but we definitely love a tryer.

[Alfresco 11,633]

Sounds like a great experience.   I have mentioned to my wife that I'd like to see her try and pee in a urinal sometime and she didn't completely baulk at the idea, so I think maybe we need to do something like this to get her to experiment with anatomy and aim before graduating to the urinal.  If she pees standing without hands then it usually runs down her legs, or if she stands with her legs far enough apart then it falls straight down.

@Kupar, It is great that K is willing to indulge you and experiment like this - especially as she doesn't abort when it doesn't quite go right.  Sounds like she will be willing to continue to develop her technique.

[Kupar 13,341]

4 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

It is great that K is willing to indulge you and experiment like this - especially as she doesn't abort when it doesn't quite go right.  Sounds like she will be willing to continue to develop her technique.

Yes! And let's hope so, eh? 🙂 

[glad1 2,832]

On 9/14/2021 at 8:01 AM, Kupar said:

Yes! And let's hope so, eh? 🙂 

Looking forward to hear more stories about K's "progress".

I find this to be a most useful skill for any woman. For those who spend a lot of time outdoors, it's very practical. And, in the interests of keeping things lively, even those who always sit on the toilet may want to add this to their repetoire.

[Eliminature 5,209]

Loads more practise is required; which I'm sure is no bad thing. 

 

To K: Running down the thigh happens occasionally. It usually happens to me first thing in the morning when I'm still a bit woozy from sleep. It's an occupational hazard - don't worry about it. Spread the labia forward and tilt the hips forward. Then your urethra is at right angles to your body. Don't worry about aim just yet. That can be worked on at a later stage. Practising in the garden in a skirt or dress might help too. Above all: practice, practice, practice.

Looking forward to hearing about your progress! 

[Kupar 13,341]

7 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Loads more practise is required; which I'm sure is no bad thing. 

 

To K: Running down the thigh happens occasionally. It usually happens to me first thing in the morning when I'm still a bit woozy from sleep. It's an occupational hazard - don't worry about it. Spread the labia forward and tilt the hips forward. Then your urethra is at right angles to your body. Don't worry about aim just yet. That can be worked on at a later stage. Practising in the garden in a skirt or dress might help too. Above all: practice, practice, practice.

Looking forward to hearing about your progress! 

Thank you @Eliminature! I am sure there will be more practice, and I will pass on your tips 🙂