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[Alfresco 11,684]

On 10/19/2021 at 6:01 PM, AntiqueSloth said:

Dear Madam Mayor,

 

      I live at number ### on Crescent Street, and I need to file a complaint. Although the populace seems overjoyed with your decision to reopen the pubs and bars downtown, I must criticize the seemingly baffling choice to keep public bathrooms closed after nightfall.

      Living in a property that backs up onto the path joining several nighttime establishments, I have witnessed my once beautiful garden transformed into a swamp of yellow-tinged mud and discarded tissues, with a reeking odor of stale, bitter urine.

     I get several dozen desperate women per night squatting over my flowers, crouching in my berry bushes, or sitting on the edge of my vegetable planter boxes, using them for a toilet. I want something done about it before I find my yard engulfed in a yellow lake of piss that I must wade through each morning.

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PS: Please, do not tell me to just call the police. They already have a patrol route through the area. And the night before last I caught Officer Samantha *****, badge: ###, squatting with her utility belt around her ankles, urinating on my tulips.

If that were my house, I wouldn't be writing to the mayor, I'd be setting up cameras and enjoying the views!  Good story though.

[hentaixt 1,629]

It's feels so weird to be back at my old high school. I know I am here for a presentation, but I have some time to wander the grounds. The hallways seem so crowded now, I guess that is what happens with more kids in each generation. Let's get outside for some air, I need to calm my nerves, I still have twenty minutes until I am expected to be anywhere. Looks like there is gym outside for the girls today....

I wonder if my old pee spot is still there? I could use a break right now anyway, it would be fun to do that again. Just need to... duck... behind... I remember this being easier... I guess my boobs are much bigger now... THERE! Yep, the tiny spot of grass is still here. Just get my skirt up and these pantyhose down, WHOOOoo.... that feels amazing.

Uh Oh! I can hear someone squeezing along down the gap... I am so busted! "OH! Uh... Hi?"

"OH GAWD! You freaked me out... no one comes back here ex... cept to pee...... just like you."

"HAHA! I used this spot when I attended here years ago, glad it still gets used. There's not quite enough room for two though."
"No problem, I can do it standing. Let me just.... and go."
"Quite impressive! Such a solid forward stream for a young lady without using your hands."
"You think so? I'valwaysbenabletodoit this way. Watch this."
"All the way up into the window? That HAS to BE TEN FEET UP!"

"IT... TAKEs... a... a... LOT... of... UGH, EFFORT! Oh.... but it feels SOOO GOOOD~~ Oh! How long have you been done? Sorry, I am kinda blocking you in."

"The show is worth the wait and it looks like you are finished too."

"Uh, so my friend has to go too... she's waiting for me to......."

"Send her back! If she doesn't mind the company I'll stay and watch her too!"

[hentaixt 1,629]

"Uh Hi... My friend said you'd like to watch?"

"Yes, please!"
"I... I'm not sure if I can... with a new person watching..."

"What can I do to make you more comfortable?"
"Could........ I..... See your tits?"

"Oh, cheeky one. You like your friend, don't you?"

{nodding vigorously}
"Okay, here they are... thankfully this button front shirt makes it easy."
"SO BIG!"

"Best get to it before you wet yourself. You have been fidgetting this whole time."
"Right! Sure, I...."
{long lone silence}

"I can't go."

"Can I help?"

"Eh, Uh, I-I! Oh! Is that your tongue?!"

{muffled noises and low panting}
"I-I AM GOING TO PEE!!!"
{Rushed gulping}
"That's delicious! {huff} ... but more than I can drink so quickly. *sigh* Alright, let's get out of here, my presentation starts soon and I am pretty sure you ladies need to be in the auditorium for it. At least I know I won't get dry during my talk after all that good strong piss you just gave me."

Edited November 12, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,629]

Epilogue:

"LADIES! I AM HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE NEW MANDATES AVAILABLE TO YOU! As many of you have heard, girls of all ages have been given the right to pee openly in certain situations. For the next hour, you will all be shown how to handle yourself when you begin urinating where and whenever you choose. To start I have a few assistance going out into the audience. You must ask politely, so you do not offend the people around you, but almost anything goes, LITERALLY! As you can see one of them is even soaking your teacher RIGHT NOW! TAKE A LOOK AT THE BACK! She's a fire-house of EFFLUENCE! So, do we have any volunteers that might need to......."

[CON2H4 671]

Ok. Today we will be learning about places you can pee. So I'll start by asking you, where is it ok to pee? Yes Missy

On the floor?

Very good missy. The floor is a good place to pee, any others? Yes Brianna

In your seat.

Sure, so long as that seat isn't a toilet, you can pee there, yes. any others? Hannah.

In bed?

An excellent suggestion, after all if you couldn't pee in bed you'd have to get up or something and that'd be annoying. Well it seems you've all got the hang of it, but I'd like to suggest a few places you've missed.

• against the wall. yes even you girls can do this
• on the ceiling (if you can manage)
• in your clothes (if you are wearing them that is. I know mos of you prefer to go bare down there, but it's still an option) (Also, make sure if you are wearing a diaper, you take it off before going pee.)
• On someone else's clothes. Be sure to give them a good soak though, or it's hardy worth it.
• On someone else's bare skin. This can be an especially good option for a cold winter's night.

Now by no means is this a complete list, but I think you have the idea. Class dismissed.

[hentaixt 1,629]

Man I hate stopping here. The clothes are always too expensive... and wet. Well I guess I'll just do like most the girls in here, piss on the rack by the entrance where the staff can see me, and then leave. I can't imagine how this places stays in business.

Edited November 14, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,629]

ALRIGHT LADIES! It is ELEVEN O' CLOCK. Get out of those chairs, I want to see naked bush in THIRTY SECONDS!!

Legs spread, hands on hips, ready, GO!

SOAK THAT FLOOR GIRLS!! I want it RUNNING UNDER the DOOR-FRAME!!!

THREE MINUTE WARNING!! DO NOT STOP!!
CONGRATULATIONS!! You all held out for over five minutes. There is so much spent piss on the floor it made it to the stairwell.

You've all done well, that means the strap-on orgy for Saturday is a GO!

HOORAH! HOORAH! HOORAH!

Edited November 15, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,629]

I love this season. I went Christmas Pee Shopping the other day. I didn't find anything I wanted, but I marked some things to come on later.

[Ms. Tito 2,411]

On 8/21/2021 at 7:48 AM, CON2H4 said:

This is almost a Dixie Comet clip.

a dixie who what

Edited December 25, 2021 by Ms. Tito

[CON2H4 671]

6 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

a dixie who what

https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/70886/17228098/so-you-guys-just-like-pee-on-the-floor

[CON2H4 671]

I gather that particular clip is available on pornhub.

[hentaixt 1,629]

Always a good Christmas morning, the whole family together. We get up and drink too much water, sit around getting desperate as we try to hold on while open gifts. Then we all strip down and pee on the discarded wrapping as a group. The kids love and it has become a wonderful tradition. Next we are going to invite the neighbors!

[hentaixt 1,629]

Sweet, I knew this'd be the perfect time!

There's no one left in the school and all the doors are still unlocked.

Let's see, YES! Gym's still open too.

TIME TO PRACTICE PEE-THROWS!!

Just got to get my pants down, toes at the line, and shoot for the hoop with my stream... hopefully I don't keep spraying the backboard or launching over it entirely tonight.

[1badboy 583]

The witchy young University librarian unfastened her jeans in front of the cart.

I got a breathtaking look at her thick hairy bush, and pussy lips, as she squatted.

Her thick stream of pee splashed noisily and spread into a puddle on the carpet, almost touched by her long jet black hair.

She curled her tongue at me and smiled.

The library's lights grew dim as she stood.

 

[hentaixt 1,629]

I was out with a bunch of friends the other day having a good time.

We were actually in the park having an "Outdoors Day," playing with ball and throwing disc and some folks brought a few kites.

After everyone was done eating I announced the need for a bathroom break, to my surprise there were none around.

Instead, I got to pee right there in the middle of the park! All my friends were called over and stood in a circle around me, I was able to squat and be out of view.

They cheered me on while I went and a few of the guys got their cocks out and peed in the circle too.

It was so refreshing and fun, really hope we do it again soon!!

[hentaixt 1,629]

"Excuse me, may I please use the staff toilet?"
"Sorry Miss as the sign says, they are for, 'Staff Only'."
"But that's not FAIR! Why are they the only ones who get to pee where everyone can watch?!"

[hentaixt 1,629]

So glad the city voted to install the new female urinals or "Gurinals."

The ability to just stop next to any building and pee in a water-less basin is so convenient.

It keeps us safer too, since there are dozens of people on the street with us, no tries to attack us for fear of getting beat up and arrested.

[hentaixt 1,629]

Welcome to St. Agatha's School for Chaste Girls. I'll be your tour guide.

First we have the sports fields. All activities you can participate in are outlined in the class guide. If you are out here practicing, you can usually take a pee break under the bleachers. Ah, see there are a couple of girls now.

Here we have the cafeteria. Breakfast is served quite early and if you are late, there will be none left. I suggest you rush straight here after your alarms go off. If you miss your morning bathroom visit, the garbage cans are low enough to relieve yourself standing forward or backwards.

This is the English hall, however all languages are actually taught here as well. Down at the end of this hall and around the corner there is a maintenance closet that is never locked. There is a floor drain to use if you ever find yourself too far from the toilets with a full bladder.

Now we come to the Library. We have an extensive collection and the archives are in the lowest basement. If you find you need to take a leak while studying, look in sub-basement column three; row six. That is the medical books by alphabetic order, all subject starting with "U", you can find relief there... and usually one of the librarians!

Next we have the student union lounge. This area's not large, but most the girls actually hang out in the quad during good weather. We will be headed there next, but if anyone needs a break while we are here, please feel free to use a plant, the underside of the chair cushions, or even the carpet. The other girls will keep watch for you, but expect you to return the favor for them later.

The last part of our tour is here. The Quad is the courtyard that connects all our campiss... I mean campus together. Central to the Quad is the statue of the founder. You can see her depicted kneeling with a book open in hand with her head bowed. This is most common place you will see the ladies relieving themselves. The statue makes a good seat to piss on and if you are comfortable standing you can go directly on Agatha's face or hair.

Now if you don't mind this has been quite the long excursion, I am going to take advantage of our location for myself! {as she's spraying down the whole statue} I hope you enjoy your time here at St. Agatha's and I'm sure you will never be short for places to pee. Once you get to know more of your classmates and teachers, there will be hidden "toilets" that are only shared by certain clubs... hopefully you can join the one that has the spot you like the most!

Edited February 12, 2022 by hentaixt

[CON2H4 671]

17 hours ago, hentaixt said:

Welcome to St. Agatha's School for Chaste Girls. I'll be your tour guide.

 

First we have the sports fields. All activities you can participate in are outlined in the class guide. If you are out here practicing, you can usually take a pee break under the bleachers. Ah, see there are a couple of girls now.

 

Here we have the cafeteria. Breakfast is served quite early and if you are late, there will be none left. I suggest you rush straight here after your alarms go off. If you miss your morning bathroom visit, the garbage cans are low enough to relieve yourself standing forward or backwards.

 

This is the English hall, however all languages are actually taught here as well. Down at the end of this hall and around the corner there is a maintenance closet that is never locked. There is a floor drain to use if you ever find yourself too far from the toilets with a full bladder.

 

Now we come to the Library. We have an extensive collection and the archives are in the lowest basement. If you find you need to take a leak while studying, find the sub-basement column three; row six. That is the medical books by alphabetic order, all subject starting with "U", you can find relief there... and usually one of the librarians!

 

Next we have the student union lounge. This area's not large, but most the girls actually hang out in the quad during good weather. We will be headed there next, but if anyone needs a break while we are here, please feel free to use a plant, the underside of the chair cushions, or even the carpet. The other girls will keep watch for you, but expect you to return the favor for them later.

 

The last part of our tour is here. The Quad is the courtyard that connects all our campiss... I mean campus together. Central to the Quad is the statue of the founder you can see her depicted kneeling with a book open in her hands with her head bowed. This is most common place you will see the ladies relieving themselves. The statue makes a good seat to piss on and if you are comfortable standing you can directly on Agatha's face or hair.

 

Now if you don't mind this has been quite the long excursion, I am going to take advantage of our location for myself! {as she's spraying down the whole statue} I hope you enjoy your time here at St. Agatha's and I'm sure you will never be short for places to pee. Once you get to know more of your classmates and teachers, there will be hidden "toilets" that are only shared by certain clubs... hopefully you can join the one that has the spot you like the most!

 

Anything to do with this school?

[hentaixt 1,629]

Not intentionally. ^<^

[Antonister 181]

"But Mabel, do you really think he can handle all 3 of us"

"Of course. 3 is nothing to him. On my birthday last weekend my brother had to serve 12 pussies as toilet."

"Glad to hear that, I've been holding it since I left my house. Open wide boy"

[Antonister 181]

"This should teach him a lesson" the teacher thought and got on the student's table. 

She squatted down and a hard stream of yellow piss blasted out of the teacher's skirt hitting the sleeping student right in the face.

Torn out of his sleep he ecpected a "Good Morning" but the only thing he heard was "Never dare falling asleep in my class again".

 

 

[hentaixt 1,629]

Sister Abigail! What are you doing??
I know you are still new, but I told you all this last week TWICE!
Now, first refill the stoup with your "Holy Water" before blessing it thrice.

Then, christen the chalice with your "Holy Flow" and swallow it all before wiping it clean twice.
Finally, pour the sacrament wine add a jigger from the stoup.

Place, those with the bread that is doused in "Mother's Bosom" that you milked by hand from Lady Superior.

We have a large congregation, so you will be preparing this five times.

Make sure you follow the rules correctly and have hydrated properly.

[CON2H4 671]

Back in my day, we used to have to hold our pee in so that we could do it in the toilet.
 

Ok Grandma.

[hentaixt 1,629]

9 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

Back in my day, we used to have to hold our pee in so that we could do it in the toilet.
 

Ok Grandma.

OK, BOOMER. GOTTEM! ^<^