Short-Form Porn.

[PaperGold 69]

"Excuse me, I'm looking for the nearest toilet?"

"You're talking to them!"

[hentaixt 1,629]

"Alright! Looks like the line is pretty long. Here's our chance to make a difference. Are You Ready!?!"
"Yes!"
"Sure, I guess..."
"I know you're excited Lucy, even if you pretend to hate it.... OKAY, Ladies in line for the bathroom. We three offer our services to drink your pee. This will get you done with clean hands and us closer to the toilets! If you're really full come see me, I drink down almost a full gallon. Lucy here will take you in pairs, and Iris is just enthusiastic to swallow as many girls as will go in her mouth."

"Fine, I am excited... you got me. So many fresh pussies to lick and enjoy. You two, come here. I want all you have inside me."

"Yep, I'm Iris. Form a single file line and have your panties down. You'll be back on your way in under a minute. Faster than you can spell 'R-E-L-I-E-F', suck you empty, clean, and dry."

"These girls are amazing, there were almost twenty here and within 10:00 the line is down to five."

"I think I am going to stay and watch, it is making me really aroused and I want to see how it looks when they go."
"Ahhh, wooo~ We are actually going to go outside. Last time we did this, we all overflowed the stools!"

[somedood123 398]

Gave this a shot...

__________________________

I was new in college and had been invited to a house party by some boys who approached me on campus.

I'm kinda shy and it was really nerve-wrecking making the decision to go in the hope of maybe making some friends but I did it!

After an hour or so at the party I really had to pee, but there was a long line to the bathroom so I went up the stairs hoping there might be a second bathroom.

I tried every door but found them all locked until I reached the last one in the hall, but it was just a guest room...

I was closing the door and anticipating just having to wait in line downstairs with my bulging bladder when I suddenly noticed something.

The carpeted floor next to the bed was wet.

I realized then that I had found what I was looking for after all.

[hentaixt 1,629]

That was great, I've been inspired with a similar design.

I was never very popular in college.

I finally got invited to a party by some guys.

When I got there I was the only girl.

They wouldn't let me have any beer, they wanted me "fresh" for later.

I found out what they meant... I had been invited to be their urinal so they didn't have to leave when they needed to pee.

After that, I was much more popular, I got invited everywhere, and was allowed to pee anywhere whenever.

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"Uh, Miss? While I enjoy the show, the sign says, 'Pick Your Lobster!' not 'Piss on The Lobster!'"

"Yes, but how will you know which is mine unless I mark it?"

[Waiter holds up tongs]

"Okay, so you'll know... but what about the kitchen!?"

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"Excuse, only the cooks are allowed back here."

"Is this the soup for table 14?"

[Cook looks at the tag.] "Yes, but why does th~"

[Women kicks off her shoes, hops on the counter, hikes up her skirt with no panties, and blasts the bowl with pee] "Your wait staff never season this properly, I am not having a bad bowl of soup here again."

[Proceeds to continue pissing until the bowl has no soup left and the entire tray overflows, followed by the counter, and a huge lake onto the floor] "There, now this is ready to serve."

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[Lady janitor in a maintenance closet with a service sink.]

"Oh thank GOD! Apologies, I am really bursting I'm just going to use the sink, It's just high enough for me to hook my cunny over... and OHHHHHHH~~~ This is amazing."
[Janitor leaves and does her rounds and proceeds to return back to the closet.] "Ma'am, did you get caught short again?"
"AGAIN? I have been here the whole time....."
"MY GOD, You're about to overflow the BASIN!!"
"I said I was 'BURSTING!'"

Edited July 4, 2021 by hentaixt

[CON2H4 671]

Welcome to the news at six.

Tonight, the controversial female liberation bill has passed. To recap this bill allows any woman to urinate in any clothing she happens to be wearing, on any seat she happens to be sitting in, on any floor she happens to be above or in any bed she happens to be lying in. Now for full disclosure, I just so happen to be taking advantage of this law in my chair right now.

[CON2H4 671]

Peeing: it's something we all have to do multiple times a day. And most of us always get up from what we are doing to find an appropriate place to do so. In this documentary we will be exploring a strange movement called the feminine anarchy movement that questions this way of doing things by calling for all women to have the right to pee pretty much anywhere. We'll be looking at: the goals; the demonstrations; the people behind the movement; and the many ways in which prominent members are already trying to sneak wees in unorthodox places.

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Excuse me ma'am?
I can see you're busy relieving yourself... but the saw in the lumber department just failed in the middle of finishing an order.
It just seems that since your stream is currently stripping the paint off the concrete floor, I think you have a enough force to complete the job.
I really appreciate it, this nice couple is trying to build a playhouse for their children.

[CON2H4 671]

"Panty inspection time!" called the school prefect.

"What's this?" asked the new girl to the girl next to her

"They are checking to see if your panties are wet." she replied

"Well good job they are dry" said the new student, almost boastfully

"No no no. I think you misunderstand." *sigh* "you'd better pee in them quick."

 

[CON2H4 671]

Excuse me ma'am, only paying customers may pee on the floor here.

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"You and your daughters are not allowed to pee here Miss."

"Well why not? I saw a lady with three other women peeing just over there!"
"Correct, that spot has the proper lighting and camera to project to screens in the stadium. Going here captures nothing."
"Oh, well, I guess I understand that. Girls clench those muscles and get over there ASAPee!"

[gldenwetgoose 21,551]

In the product development department of a certain Swedish furniture chain...

"And so, after the focus group we then conducted a real sample experiment.  We closed the ladies' bathroom and the family rooms, but left the men's room operational.

The results were that most of the ladies were prepared to stand in the queue for an average of 11 minutes and 30 seconds.  Then some left and urinated between vehicles in the car park or behind the trolley bay. Most subjects moved into the sales area.  On this graph the horizontal axis presents step count or distance travelled from the toilets into the store and on the vertical axis the incidences of urinary release.

This initial line represents several ladies who wet themselves whilst queuing, with some choosing the men's bathroom, one of whom we believe stood at the urinal.  The line at the far right shows those ladies who made it all through the display area and then urinated between the racks in the self collection warehouse area.

The remainder presents a normal distribution, biased towards a significant quota of the sample who either wet themselves or chose to relieve themselves within the display area. The main bias of these being in the bedroom and soft furniture areas. Specific locations suggest intentional release, with pooling found on the rugs, display mattresses, chair and futon cushions. I'm pleased to confirm the effectiveness of our non-stain fabric treatments.  Some puddles inside display wardrobes, cabinets, vases and storage solutions suggest a bolder and more resourceful customer set.

Finally it is to be noted that the ball pool in the children's zone is currently awaiting cleanup."

[Kupar 13,453]

51 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

In the product development department of a certain Swedish furniture chain...

"And so, after the focus group we then conducted a real sample experiment.  We closed the ladies' bathroom and the family rooms, but left the men's room operational.

The results were that most of the ladies were prepared to stand in the queue for an average of 11 minutes and 30 seconds.  Then some left and urinated between vehicles in the car park or behind the trolley bay. Most subjects moved into the sales area.  On this graph the horizontal axis presents step count or distance travelled from the toilets into the store and on the vertical axis the incidences of urinary release.

This initial line represents several ladies who wet themselves whilst queuing, with some choosing the men's bathroom, one of whom we believe stood at the urinal.  The line at the far right shows those ladies who made it all through the display area and then urinated between the racks in the self collection warehouse area.

The remainder presents a normal distribution, biased towards a significant quota of the sample who either wet themselves or chose to relieve themselves within the display area. The main bias of these being in the bedroom and soft furniture areas. Specific locations suggest intentional release, with pooling found on the rugs, display mattresses, chair and futon cushions. I'm pleased to confirm the effectiveness of our non-stain fabric treatments.  Some puddles inside display wardrobes, cabinets, vases and storage solutions suggest a bolder and more resourceful customer set.

Finally it is to be noted that the ball pool in the children's zone is currently awaiting cleanup."

Haha! Beautifully plausible and wonderfully written 🙂 Thanks!

[hentaixt 1,629]

I've a longer 1 I wrote for a Discord server I joined... I told them it'd be an exclusive for a while, now is that time:

Hello traveler, welcome my shop. Please take a look around, I have many items to offer. You will find the rare and exotic, but also anything you need to bolster you on your long journey. Ah, I see you have an interest in our selection of “Holy Water,” it is suggested to keep it on hand in large supply while passing through the Necropolis ahead.  If you were not aware, “Holy Water” is a ward against the undead. Any creature that lives again from unnatural means can be held at bay, damaged, or even killed with the correct usage. It is even consumable to remove curses and in times of dire emergency serves as a last resort mana and health boost.  AH YES! EXCELLENT, I have convinced you, it is one of our more popular items here. It is good you have come to my shop however, for we offer something a bit STRONGER, that can only be found here. Purchase twenty bottles and I will give you a sample for free.
Good, good, forty bottles! I see you are cautious and curious both. Follow me to the store room so that I may fill your order, do not want to clear the shelves out here and the fresher supply is in the back. I want to make a repeat customer out of you, so I will tell you something others would neglect. When purchasing “Holy Water” although it is blessed, it will expire. Once it does, it will actually turn rancid and then has OTHER properties. What those that do not know find out, once it has turned, it becomes bait for creatures of all kinds, dead or otherwise. Instead of driving them away, it will call them to you. EheHeHEHehEhee~ Fear not, it can lure away too. Here we are, fill your satchel and I will show the sample you have earned.
Here, BEHOLD behind this curtain is rare, “Double Holy Water!” I see your confusion, this is no mere market ploy, these bottles contain super-charged liquid of the divinity. Watch! See when I hold it next to a standard flask… Yes, there. The dull glow emitted, that is the indication of power. I hear your mind churning; fear not I will explain the story of its origin and why we sell this commodity privately. Years ago, a traveler on a quest could not simply stock up on items. Anything that might be needed would have to be created when the need arose. Therefore, it was customary to pay for a “Nun of Divine Escort.” She would be purchased to accompany a party of individuals to the far side of the Necropolis. It was dangerous work entrusting yourself to strangers, so the price was quite steep. Know this though; traversing the Necropolis alone was certain death. Nuns were also guides, leading travelers along the safest routes or deep into forbidden areas looking for artifacts. They often cooked and served as healers in a party as well. Some were easily corrupted for OTHER purposes too. Our story deals with a lone explorer and an inexperienced Nun.
Details are limited, so I will stick to the known information. The tale says an explorer was hunting for something lost deep in the lowest levels of the Necropolis. Since the dead inhabit this place the further you traverse, the older the items you find and the fiends stronger. They journeyed deep and were lost in the cisterns, this was good for a supply of water to bless, but impurities tainted the fluid they could acquire. It is well known that “Holy Water” is best when the source is pure and clean. They had been chased and disoriented in the labyrinthine tunnels. Wandering, lost, supplies began to dwindle. The Nun had preserved one flagon of pure “Holy Water” but with no supplies remaining the explorer plead that she must survive. If she was restored, healing could maintain them both and so refused nourishment. It had come to the dire day and the final morsels of food, she ate them crying as the traveler watched. She swallowed the “Holy Water” and was given the small boost it provided, but it did not matter for they would both surely die. Their torch was first to expire, this left them groping in the dark and exposed to all manner of nocturnal entities.  They continued with the traveler defending the Nun at all costs. In such a weakened state they stopped to rest often. During one of these repasts the Nun went a short distance to relieve herself. In the dark she was attacked, her gear scattered, before the explorer could reach her. It was clear that this would be the explorer’s final battle and with their death, she would be next. Her effluence poured forth from her nether region as fear overtook and caused her to grasp for anything to her defense. A hand found her flagon; urine was water, it could be blessed even if for a weak effect. She incanted as she held the mouth at the founts head. A striking blow and her defender was knocked aside, she swilled the fluid at the beast. Upon contact, the creature roared with pain, the skin burned away and flesh fell in chunks, it conflagrated and the light was enough to illuminate far into the distance. The body continued to burn and all monsters that were nearby fled. The beacon was so strong that all paths could be identified by relation to direction of the glow. The Nun healed the traveler and carried their battered unconscious body back to the surface where they could be properly restored. When both were back to full health they spoke of what happened.
She explained all that occurred and how they came to survive. She identified the attacking party as one that was particularly strong against normal “Holy Water” so for the damage inflicted and the enduring light, there was something different. She resolved to experiment and find out the truth. What you see in the flask is the results of that research. Yes, Yes, I hear your questioning mind again; a Nun consumes “Holy Water” and then collects what she expels to bless it again. There is a reason this is a kept secret. Supplies are low for this and the cost is high, a half a flask is the cost of three. OH HO! I see I have piqued your interest again. Well, what if I told you there was yet more to see? Follow me again, back here. See this curtain cannot even hide the glow now. The Nun took a Sister as an apprentice to her studies. This new girl was an inquisitive sort. If one Nun can produce “Double Holy Water” what happens if I drink it? Your eyes show your understanding, “Triple Strength Holy Water”! It requires two Nuns to create; each refinement must be passed through and blessed by another Sister. I see your mind’s eye one last time; yes it is very strange for a random seller to have access to such private wares. I am no mere shop-keep, I know these “Nuns of Divine Escort” personally, for you see…..
I WAS THE UNFORTUNATE TRAVELER!

 

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{Heard on the overhead intercom}

"Ladies, we want to tell you about our sale on Eternal-Dry Panties. 'The only panties that can take pissin' and keep on liquid wickin'.'"
"Also, if you are not aware the promotion is currently having an event. Head over to aisle twenty, you can join the festivipees!"
"We are in hour four of the holding contest, the final few minute of sign-up for the distance competition, and if any of you need to go, the 'drink the sea (of pee)' needs a few more contributions before we reach the fill line."
"If nothing else, feel free to bob for apples, get a nice warm glass of fresh 'cider' from our hostesses, and relieve yourself on the floor like any other day."
"Thanks again for visiting P-Mart, where your satisfaction is GuaranPeed!!"

Edited July 30, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,629]

"Welcome Madam. May I say you look lovely tonight?"
"Your dress does a wonderful job covering just want needs to be hidden and the slit up the side to above the hip makes sure you will tease the gentlemen (and ladies) as you dance."
"We have your regular table waiting with three bottle of champagne."
"I assume you will be skipping the restroom of the evening as well?"
"Yes, quite nice. I will make sure your waitress knows to be 'on call' when you are ready to relieve yourself."

"She will be willing to service you for any of your desires this evening."
"As always, if you need anything simply ask for me by name."

[hentaixt 1,629]

We just put up a new sign by the front door to the shop:
 

No Shirt, No Shoes, No service
No Pants, no Hat, Nothing we can do about that

Piss on the floor, No charge for that anymore

Custom orders? We have a backroom for that!

(Flash your tits for a discount, bigger boobs, bigger savings!! Bring your friends for 2x bonus.)

[Eliminature 5,212]

I hope this won't be too long. Based on a bit of um... "role-playing" that Mr E and I came up with. 

Mick laid down in the bath, stark naked. "You gonna pour a little bit of that golden satisfaction on me, baby?" 

Marianne stood over him and sent a long, powerful stream over his chest. It dribbled into the bath, sounding like a drum roll from Charlie. Mick moaned in pleasure as the warm, golden liquid caressed his nipples. Marianne steered the stream between Mick's legs and the warmth and pressure tickled his balls and erect cock. She pissed on and on, until the stream dwindled to a few drops, each one flying from her to ooze down Mick's cock. "Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!" 

"Remember the deal," Marianne whispered, climbing into the bath and straddling Mick's face. "Yeah, gimme some brown sugar, Marianne baby!" he cried out before applying his famed lips and tongue to the wet tissues, swollen with arousal, between her legs.

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,551]

1 hour ago, Eliminature said:

I hope this won't be too long. Based on a bit of um... "role-playing" that Mr E and I came up with. 

Mick laid down in the bath, stark naked. "You gonna pour a little bit of that golden satisfaction on me, baby?" 

Marianne stood over him and sent a long, powerful stream over his chest. It dribbled into the bath, sounding like a drum roll from Charlie. Mick moaned in pleasure as the warm, golden liquid caressed his nipples. Marianne steered the stream between Mick's legs and the warmth and pressure tickled his balls and erect cock. She pissed on and on, until the stream dwindled to a few drops, each one flying from her to ooze down Mick's cock. "Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!" 

"Remember the deal," Marianne whispered, climbing into the bath and straddling Mick's face. "Yeah, gimme some brown sugar, Marianne baby!" he cried out before applying his famed lips and tongue to the wet tissues, swollen with arousal, between her legs.

 

Marianne sounds like a proper Honky Tonk Woman,  hope their fun carried on beyond that bath - in fact, really hope you're not going to tell me It's All Over Now?

[Eliminature 5,212]

45 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Marianne sounds like a proper Honky Tonk Woman,  hope their fun carried on beyond that bath - in fact, really hope you're not going to tell me It's All Over Now?

Maybe Mick will suggest "Let's Spend the Night Together. Now I need you more than ever..." 

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Ma'am, while do allow and encourage peeing on the carpet, we are going to have to ask you to stop or move to a different area.  You have been going forcefully in the same spot for well over a minute. You also seem to show no signs of stopping or even being able to pause your flow, so we have brought you a rolling chair. Please just have a seat, leave your legs wide open, and I will wheel you around as you continue your extremely heavy release. In fact I will even move in reverse to assure that you do not get splashed as we travel.

[hentaixt 1,629]

Restroom

Bathroom

Loo

Water Closet

Lavatory

Powder Room

Latrine

Head

 

That last one's the only out of the lot that makes sense. I just put my dick in her mouth and she swallows it. I always use "The Head."

[hentaixt 1,629]

OH! Got 1 more out of that...

Why do they call it a "powder room?"

If the room is covered in powder and I piss on it... isn't that a "mud room" then??