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My husband and I were laying in bed together last night and I had to get out to pee. And thats when he asked me the weirdest thing. He wanted me to piss on his face. I thought wow thats a real curved ball he just threw me. I thought about the problems, ie potentially waking the kids up if we both made too much noise in the bathroom. He said why bother going to the bathroom? He could just lay there on the bedroom floor. I said what about the carpet? He responded that it will dry out. I said that it would smell, and he said it will soon fade and no one else comes into our bedroom.

And so my husband ended up lying on his back in the middle of the bedroom, naked like me. I stood astride him then squatted down over his face and started pissing. I couldnt believe I was doing it, pissing on my husbands grinning face, though most of it was going on the carpet. And that just added to the thrill. He opened his mouth so that I found myself pissing in it. And he was drinking it, like he couldnt get enough. He was loving it, I could tell. And so was I. It felt most erotically liberating to be squatting in the middle of the room over my man's face and pissing in his mouth. 

I suppose all good things must come to an end. I eventually finished pissing and stood up, stepping away from my husband. He too got up, yellow piss still dripping from his chin. We both looked at the large wet patch on the carpet and laughed. And just left it there. Which just added to the thrill.

Next time I use his face as a toilet, I might even return the favour afterwards and let him piss in my mouth. I think perhaps that drinking his piss would be the ultimate expression of my love for him. I feel kind of special now, what with my husband drinking my pee for me. Time to make him feel special in the same way perhaps.

So tonight I am going to offer to piss on his face again. Fuck the bedroom carpet. And if he agrees to me doing it, I will invite him to piss in my mouth afterwards. And I'll drink some of it as the ultimate expression of my love.

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My boyfriend and I are both in our early 20s, living in a cheap rented flat. And we both have this thing we like to do. The first time we did it was this time when we were drunk and did it just for a laugh, but it was so much fun being so outrageously naughty and dirty on purpose that it has become a regular thing.

Basically we both like to get naked in the bedroom and just piss against this wall there instead of using the toilet. Pissing against a wall of course comes naturally to my boyfriend, what with him being a guy and all, but I do like to hold his dick whilst he is doing it sometimes. But as a girl I find it great fun to piss against the wall too, facing it naked with hands on hips, legs slightly apart and hips thrust forward. I love the sight and sound of my golden spray hitting the wall and flowing down it onto the carpet below.

Every night before bed now after having a wash and brushing our teeth in the bathroom, we ignore the toilet which is right there, go into our bedroom, undress and piss against the bedroom wall. First thing in the morning we get out of bed and piss against the wall too. If we have to get up in the middle of the night of course, we again just use the wall. Even in the daytime when we are both home, we will often ignore the bathroom and go and pee against the wall in the bedroom just for fun.

Of course, the wallpaper there is stained and ruined, and the carpet at the base of the wall is permanently wet, never getting the chance to dry out. And to be brutally honest our bedroom stinks of piss but we dont care. The very naughtiness and sheer dirtiness of it just adds to the thrill for us.

And to think I was raised by a clean freak mum who'd be less than delighted or proud. I was told that it was utterly unacceptable and disgusting to pee anywhere other than the toilet. Which makes standing naked and pissing against the bedroom wall and fucking up the wall and carpet, in a room that stinks of piss, seem so utterly taboo and outrageously naughty that it adds to the thrill for me. The ultimate fuck you to my annoying clean freak mother, lol.

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 The men all stood together in one group and the women in another. There was about four of each. The people were enjoying the weather and playing in the swimming pool in someone's yard. Happily just relaxing.

Until the mess started then The guys would stand on the edge and pee into the water. The wives  thought they were missing out on all the fun so every chance they got would drink more and more beverages then when really full would pull down  their bikini bottoms and pee in the pool.

Unless you knew the owners you would think it very unusual indeed. They were nudists and enjoyed the sensation of  freedom. They loved laying on the pool deck or just hanging out in the water just peeing freely whenever the need arises. Once in a while the neighbor would stop by and swim with the family and the party they were having. She was noisily peeing into the pool. She was a well reserved woman and this was the  one chance she got to do somthing dirty.

It was such a relief after the hard day at work and much  more enjoyable then heading home and stoping to use a bathroom.  You could hear the moaning and sighing a mile away. Just the relief was enough to send on lookers quick glares to see if they were seeing things right. All these people were  just peeing away wherever they happened to be in the yard when the need hit and  not worrying about anything just enjoying the day. No matter if they were small, medium, large, extra large, 2x,3x and so on. there they were happily peeing away. 

Their   faces showing how relieved they were and how calm the feeling left them. 

 

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My girlfriend and I went to a fetish club on watersports night the other week. We both have a thing about pissing, including all over each other. She usually pees in my beer glass in pubs so I can drink it for her to save her the bother of going to the toilet. Though she has been known to just pee on the carpeted floor under the table instead. At home she sometimes likes to squat over my face and pee in my mouth and loves the feel of my hot piss spraying her ass. Sometimes just to be naughty she will just squat in the middle of the bedroom before bed, and pee right there on the carpet.

Anyway, we are seriously into pissing and were going to this fetish club because a spectacular performance was being staged. And there was quite literally a stage at the front of a large hall. And these three women, I would guess aged about 30 were on the stage doing an erotic strip, all of them slowly undressing and piling their clothes into a heap in the middle of the stage. Eventually all three were naked at which point they stood around their clothes, semi-squatting with their hands on their knees. And then they all did a long golden piss right there in front of the audience, pissing all over their own and each other's clothes. 

Them members of the audience were invited to come up onto the stage and piss on those clothes. Several guys went up and got their dicks out and the naked women took hold of those dicks as they pissed on the clothes. Women took part too, including a couple of lesbians in their 40s who squatted over the clothes on stage with their panties tossed away, and peed all over them. Quite a few other ladies and a load of guys took turns pissing on those clothes for all to see. My girlfriend and I participated of course, one of the naked ladies holding my dick as I too pissed all over the clothes. My girlfriend had removed her jeans and panties and was stood astride the clothes, facing the audience, as she gleefully pissed in full view.

Altogether I reckon at least 30 guys and 20 women got up on that stage and pissed all over the clothes. Of course the clothes themselves were utterly saturated with piss. And not only that. Most of the stage was covered in piss too.

And then the three naked women started to pick up items of their clothing which were all literally dripping with piss. And slowly and sensuously they started putting them back on, dressing themselves in their piss soaked clothes. Then they climbed off the stage and mingled with the rest of us, dressed in clothes drenched in pee. 

Their performance was the highlight of the evening but lots of other random pissings were going on. Against walls and on floors. I saw one buxom blonde squatting and peeing on a table. Some girls kept going up onto the pissy stage and pissing there because they were getting off on being seen.

One older lady wanted me to piss in her mouth. My girlfriend agreed but insisted she hold my dick for me. And so there was my girlfriend gleefully aiming my dick as I pissed in some other woman's mouth, delighting in watching her drink it. Later on, by which time my girlfriend was well drunk, I saw her letting some guy with a huge erect penis piss in her mouth. But that was ok, because I myself was pissing in his girlfriend's mouth at the time. 

It was a wild night.

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I am a 28 year old barmaid and I have been seeing this older guy. We get on well and have a lot of fun together.

But he has this thing. Whenever I am stopping over at his place, before we crash out he likes to watch me piss on the carpet on his side of the bed. Well, it seems to turn him on, and to be honest in a naughty kind of way it is rather fun to just pee on the carpet without giving a fuck.  All we are taught to think when we are young about the correct places to pee, ideally a toilet, but maybe behind a bush in an emergency, but always in private. And there is me giving a massive fuck you to everything I was taught, as I - a fully grown woman - deliberately squat and piss on the carpet whilst some guy watches.

And you know what? So fucking what. It's not even my carpet, so if he is happy to have me piss on it, then why not? It's actually just so much naughty fun to do something so bad. And the fact that his bedroom smells a bit pissy doesnt seem to bother him at all. He says it reminds him of me when I am not there. And its not my room stinking of piss, so again - so fucking what.

I look forward to the nights when I stop over at his place, and always make sure I have a very full bladder at bed time. Because it really is just so much fun to squat over the floor right in front of him beside his bed, and do a massively long and powerful hissy piss right there on his carpet.

When we wake up in the morning, I usually get out of bed first and walk around to his side of the bed and have another enjoyable piss on the carpet for his viewing pleasure. And its a pleasure for me too. I love doing it. It is just so damned bad and naughty. 

There is often a rather large damp patch on his side of the bed, which rarely dries out fully before I am there pissing again. 





 

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I was in a pub drinking and hitting it off with this guy the other night when I needed a pee. As so often the queue for the ladies was long. So I told the guy I needed to pee and couldnt wait in that queue without pissing my pants. So as I am wont to do in such situations, I asked him if he had a spare glass. Any guy who reacts badly at this point gets kicked to the kerb. The ones I like best are the ones who immediately down what is left of their beer and offer to hold their glass for me. And after a few drinks it is surprising how many guys are only too happy to hold their beer glass between my legs as, panties pulled aside, I piss in it. Many of them will just leave my glass of piss on the table where in the dim evening light it just looks like lager or cider. But my favourite ones are the guys who immediately drink my still warm piss right in front of me. I get a real thrill out of that. And if they are willing to drink my piss as required for the rest of the evening I will end up taking them home for fun and frolics and often more drinking.

And of course he gets to drink more of my piss, but once back at mine there is no need to faff about with a glass. I just squat over his face in the middle of my bedroom and piss straight into his mouth. A guy in this position usually eagerly swallows as much as he can but a lot of it still ends up on the carpet, but I do tend to piss on the carpet from time to time anyway just to be bad, so who cares? 

And any guy willing to drink my piss all evening gets to enjoy the rare pleasure of urinating in my mouth. I love the sight of a strong piss jet gushing out of an erect dick into my mouth. Any man who has spent the evening drinking my piss for me is the type of guy whose piss I will drink myself, still hot and fresh direct from his dick.

So next time in a pub some desperate lady asks you if you have a spare glass, offer yours and drink it in front of her, and you never do know. You may just get to piss in her mouth back at her place.

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@steve25805

You're stories are good, but they need to be a bit shorter. I know I'm getting bad with some that post in here. The truth's that they'd been Wet Carpet posts, but I was too lazy to get the rest of the details put together. Less about the person / people, more about the action / scenario. The challenge's to keep it brief and still interesting.

That said, keep posting. This thread could use some addition content.

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3 hours ago, hentaixt said:

@steve25805

You're stories are good, but they need to be a bit shorter. I know I'm getting bad with some that post in here. The truth's that they'd been Wet Carpet posts, but I was too lazy to get the rest of the details put together. Less about the person / people, more about the action / scenario. The challenge's to keep it brief and still interesting.

That said, keep posting. This thread could use some addition content.

Fair enough. I did actually start off with the intention of writing much shorter stories than I did. They ended up being longer than I intended. I will try harder for shortness in this thread from now on, and if they end up being a bit too long will cut and paste it in another thread

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My mum was holding a party for her friends when I was 18 and still living at home. One of her friends daughters, also 18, was at the party and we kind of got chatting when I wasnt hanging out in my bedroom. Whilst heading back to my room with some drinks I met her on the landing outside the bathroom, desperate for a pee, and bemoaning that it was occupied. I suggested she just pee in my room. She was hesitant but needed to go so said okay. In my room she asked me if I had anything to piss in but I sad no and just told her to do it on the floor. She asked me if I was serious and I said yes and that I didnt mind. So with a smirk she unfastened her jeans and lowered them and her panties down to her knees as she dropped down into a squat in the middle of my room. And did a long hissy piss right there on my carpet right in front of me.
 

Afterwards she pulled her jeans back up, looked at the wet patch on the floor, then flashed me a grin and said "thanks for that" as she headed for the door. 

"Anytime" I said as she was leaving.

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3 hours ago, steve25805 said:

Fair enough. I did actually start off with the intention of writing much shorter stories than I did. They ended up being longer than I intended. I will try harder for shortness in this thread from now on, and if they end up being a bit too long will cut and paste it in another thread

Honestly leave them. If this thread evolves in Middle-Form Porn, I'm fine with that too.

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"Hello ma'am, may I help you?"

"I'm sorry, but is there another bathroom? That one has been occupied for a long time, and I am really about to pee myself."

"I'm sorry ma'am, but there are no other restrooms here."

"Oooh, no, what am I going to do?"

"Well, ma'am, might I suggest taking a seat in the waiting area and... relaxing there."

"I can't relax! I have to pee!"

"I don't think you understand, ma'am. You may sit in the waiting area and... relax. Like this. Mmm."

"But I.... Hey, what is that hissing sound? Oh, you mean...?"

"Yes ma'am."

"So I can just sit over here and...?"

"Relax, yes ma'am."

"Good, because I can't wait any longer. Ohhh.... that is much better. I'm already feeling very... relaxed."

"Very good, ma'am."

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I was at this party once where we were all drunk as hell. For a dare one of the girls got up onto the table and amidst much laughter pissed in the punch bowl we had all been drinking from.

And because we were hammered we all carried on drinking it anyway.

So I guess we were all drinking alcohol laced with piss, lol.

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I am an 18 year old guy and like my 21 year old sister I still live at home with my parents.

Well the other day I wanted to ask her something and walked into her bedroom. Clearly I should have knocked first because there she was squatting in a corner and pissing on the carpet. 

She looked at me with an untroubled smile and said "Hi bruv" and just carried on pissing as if doing it there was the most natural thing in the world.

She laughed at my flabbergasted look and said that it was kind of fun sometimes to ignore all conventions and just piss anywhere. She said I should try it sometime. When she was done she stood up and looked at the large damp patch with a grin, said it was rather fun and again said I should try it.

I responded by letting her know in no uncertain terms that I was not going to piss on my bedroom carpet. She just laughed and - pointing to her pee corner - said that if I wanted to do it I might as well do it there. The carpet had been peed on already so what difference would it make?

I did actually want to go  but couldnt believe she really was willing to let me do it right there in her room. But she just told me to go ahead. 

And so there I was with my dick out pissing on my sisters bedroom carpet whilst she gazed at my pissing dick with a grin.

When I was done and was putting me dick away she flashed me a big smile, saying, "Nice one, bruv."

I said "Thanks sis."

"Anytime", she laughed, as I left the room having completely forgotten what I had gone in to ask her.

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Went fishing the other morning. I love being up super early before the world starts, even before the sun. The thing I enjoy most is pissing in the river. Got my rod in one hand and my fishing pole in the other. Getting close to my stream the same distance as my cast.

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I am a middle aged guy and have been seeing this 42 year old woman I met down the pub. 

Well one night back at her place we were fooling around on her bed and she said she needed a pee soon. I think because we were a bit drunk I suggested it would be fun if she just did it here in the bedroom. She laughingly called me a pervert and said she couldnt do that but we carried on fooling around for a while. But eventually she said that it was no good, she had to go and couldnt wait any longer. Anyway she got up off the bed and started walking towards the door en route to the bathroom. But then a naughty smile appeared on her face and she instead walked over to a corner. She squatted down there grinning at me and did a long hissy piss on her carpet. Fucking loads of it as well, making a massive wet patch

Then she held my dick for me as I peed on the carpet beside her bed.

It was great fun.

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I'm way out of practice, It's been a decade since I was even on field. My daughters took up the sport and I retired to the stands to cheer them on. Stand at home plate, widen my stance, bend at the knees, I think that is enough practice. Okay, pants down, pussy forward, and push for first base. Round the corner and more force for second, just a bit further, GOT IT. Now cut back the push and get to third, and finish out the the stream back to home. A bit dodgy there at second, but that's a long shot from home to shoot a pee stream after all these years. It looks like I still have the muscle memory, just not the toning to keep up my strength. Maybe at the next practice, my girls and I can stand here together and piss round the bases like a family should. I bet we could get coach to take a picture, the old generation and the new "pissing the torch" as she used to say when she coached me way back when. Such fond memories, I miss when mom and I used to do this too.

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The German exchange student wanted to piss on me.

So I invited her into my bedroom and laid on the floor and had her squat over my face. 

Soon, with a soft hissing, a torrent of hot golden piss was cascading onto my face. I opened my mouth so that she was pissing in it. And I was drinking her hot yellow piss.

She was loving it as well. Throughout the rest of her stay she took every opportunity to piss in my mouth. Even saving it up all day until I returned home. On those occasions she pissed for fucking ages.

I was told there might be a lot of potential benefits to participating in the exchange program. Getting my face pissed on and my mouth pissed in, was not one of the benefits I was told about, but I'll take it.

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"Wait, where are you going?"

"I've got to pee!"

"But the movie is getting really good! You can't leave now!"

"Well, I can't just pee here, can I?"

"Why not? I am."

"What? Like right now?"

"Yep. Why do you think I have my skirt up like this? Ahhh. And it's just soaking right into the seat."

"Wait, this scene IS getting good."

"Mmm hmm."

"I guess I can sit back down. But I can't hold it anymore. Oh!"

"Oh wow, you're just pissing right through your leggings."

"I told you I couldn't hold it! Ohhhh. Good thing they're black."

"Yeah, I'm never taking a pee break during a movie again!"

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My boyfriend and I got in the door, both desperate for a pee. We raced each other up to the bathroom, me unfastening my jeans as I ran, him unzipping. I managed to have my jeans and panties down and beat him to the toilet, sitting down and enjoying the relief of pissing. He already had his dick out. I told him to piss in the sink. But he said with a grin that he was going to use the toilet anyway and that it was my fault for being in the way. And he started pissing on me, all over the tops of my legs, between my legs, and all over my belly and breasts, utterly soaking my T shirt. 

I chuckled at the naughtiness of this, enjoying the golden shower. Being peed on by a guy actually felt rather good. It was a pity mine was being wasted in the toilet, but I did get my revenge in the morning. I got up first and stood over him as he lay snoring in bed, and woke him by pissing on him. I told him that that was for pissing on me last night. He seemed to enjoy it. I did fuck up the bed somewhat though. We had to sleep in the spare room until the mattress dried out, lol

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Ladies! Congratulations again on being chosen as the company's QC team. You've done exceptional work product testing our toilets, each of you four urinating five to seven times an hour to make sure these items are ready for the rigors of the most densely packed sport arenas, night clubs, and amusement parks. Today you will start a new battery of tests on a prototype urinal. It is designed for unisex SIMULTANEOUS use. SO, that means instead of taking turns, you'll be doubling and tripling up on one receptacle. This also means holding until you are desperately BURSTING to release. We need to make sure these will take massive amounts of fluid without failure or overflow. To that end, since this is a restricted area and there is no information about this even outside the engineers that created it... the females on the Dev Team will be in here to JOIN YOU in your flash-flood examinations. This is our sole project for the month and after the initial phase, we will return to regular operations until the design can be modified and resubmitted. Now, to get things started.... I am going to go myself, anyone care to stand next to the "Girl Boss" CEO and piss with me??

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"Why do you always close the door when you pee? It's not like I haven't seen you do it in LOADS of places... including my mouth."

"Look, it's very simple. If I wanted to make a spectacle of my pissing, I would. However I don't always want to feel like I am peeing in the hallway.... unless I specifically meant to."

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