Very weird erotic dream

[steve25805 126,025]

I had a very vivid but quite weird erotic dream last night.

I was out in the open sitting on grass with my mum who was mostly laying down sleeping, and there was this big screen with a porn vid playing on it featuring random girls pissing on each other or in random places. The imagery was very vivid and I had a hard on in my sleep. At one point my mum woke up and saw a girl pissing on another girl's head on the screen. I told her it was just one of my mate Dave's weird videos as if it was nothing to do with me. She just shook her head and went back to sleep and I carried on watching, relieved that she was sleeping again.

Next thing I knew there was no longer a screen with a video but two girls in real life and one of them was pissing in full public view. A couple of other dudes were sitting nearby and in mid-flow she came over and started briefly pissing on one and then the other. They shook their heads and dusted themselves down without being the least bit annoyed or angry but not into it either, as if merely swatting away a fly. The pissing girl then noticed my interest and stood in front of where I was sitting and started pissing in my face. I opened my mouth and drank some of it. She was grinning as her companion looked on. I remember thinking "I hope my mum doesn't wake up now."

After that her companion was trying to have a piss but struggling to get going. Next thing I know she was semi-squatting over my lap and pissing on me, her pee soaking my jeans and forming a large pool in my lap. An old lady appeared and came in close for a close up view, looking astonished and disgusted, but the girl kept on pissing on me.

Then I sadly woke up.

But although laced here and there with obvious worries about what my mum might think, it was generally a very enjoyable dream.

[steve25805 126,025]

Reading it back, I think that dream was both funny, weird, and erotic all at the same time, lol

[speedy3471 10,655]

Sounds like quite the dream lol. These are the types of dreams that I wish I had lol. I never remember my dreams so maybe I have had these types of dreams lol. 

[toiletfloorpee 461]

I love dream wees. They can sometimes feel so real that when you wake up a little toy time is necessary, and frequently brief lol.

My favourite pee dream was when I was at a festival back in my younger days. Drink and drugs were had and I ended up somehow back in my own tent with my two friends by 2am, more drinking then sleeping bag time. I remember dreaming I was on a ferris wheel and there was a guy peeing off of the side of the car I was in while his mate watched. Then we were on the ground and he was still peeing and his mate started peeing on the floor in front of me. No one around us was looking as though we were all invisible. Then they suddenly both stopped weeing and walked away. I turned around and there was an ice cream van in front of me with a police man serving ha! He handed me an ice cream and told me if I needed a toilet then to go in the field opposite.

There is a blank bit there but the last thing I dreamt was being in a car park and it was a very hot day but raining and I was getting wetter and wetter but didnt care. Then I awoke and realised I was actually peeing in my sleeping bag in real life and my two friends were sat there staring at me (I had been talking and making weird noises in reality). I said that I was peeing as they stared and just carried on until I was empty and then went back to sleep.

Was a fun festival lol.

[speedy3471 10,655]

On 1/15/2020 at 12:28 PM, toiletfloorpee said:

There is a blank bit there but the last thing I dreamt was being in a car park and it was a very hot day but raining and I was getting wetter and wetter but didnt care. Then I awoke and realised I was actually peeing in my sleeping bag in real life and my two friends were sat there staring at me (I had been talking and making weird noises in reality). I said that I was peeing as they stared and just carried on until I was empty and then went back to sleep.

Was a fun festival lol.

Quite the dream when wake up actually pissing lol, very hot. Thanks for sharing

[T-Virus 132]

I've had a few erotic dreams myself over the years. Here's a few that are pee related:

One time, I was sick (I forget what sickness I had) and dreamed that I was watching a porn video on my old laptop where a blonde woman, dressed in knee high boots and wearing various bits of leather gear, including a leash, was going around acting like a dog. At the end of the dream, she crawled outside and peed on a metal object stuck in the ground.

In another event, I had been playing games on my old, original Xbox, Bloodrayne 2 being one of them, before sleeping into the evening. In the dream, I was playing an alternate version of Bloodrayne 2 where Rayne's home base toilet (The Brimstone Society's place, where she works) is broken, so she had to go through the game holding it. She would get more desperate overtime through the game, but unfortunately for me, I never did get to see how it would end, for the dream changed to something with zombies.

And finally, in another dream, I was in my old home I grew up in with my mom, dad and sister, and I had found a pornographic video on Facebook. It got removed, but the page posted a link to see it off the site, which I followed. The site itself had other videos where the spoken language was Spanish if I'm not mistaken, (As one man was speaking it in one of the videos) but I managed to find the video I wanted to see. In the video, a woman dressed like a bride was facing the camera as she was peeing in a urinal. My dreams are often odd, so in this case it changed the urinal into an object, but I wasn't sure what it was.

[PissingBlonde 887]

Peeing in dreams is great: all the fun, none of the clean up.