The Hunger and Thirst Games

[polecat 247]

Morning light in Panem found our heroes boarding a train for the capitol. They were apprehensive as well they should be, of their unraveling fate. They knew these games, as did everyone in every sector. But this time was their time… their time to fight… their time to stalk and be stalked… their time to bring death to all others in the game… most likely to bring it to each other.

They did not speak during the ride. Katwiss sat with head low. Her deep set dark eyes showing the fear and uncertainty that accompanies this ‘honor.’ Her long brown hair covered most of her pretty, innocent face. Across from Katwiss, her co-competitor Peena sat sideways on the seat, his lean, muscular body twisted to not look anywhere but out the window at the blur that whizzed past them.

As they neared the Capitol station, Katwiss whimpered “I have to pee.” Peena soberly piped up “Not a good idea. You may need it later. I don’t trust those bastards.” She nodded in unenthusiastic agreement.

They disembarked and were whisked away to prepare for the opening ceremony. After being transformed into the charade that the Capitol conjured up, they were led to the balcony overlooking the center square. Thousands lined the square and were overlooked by the peacekeepers on their perches. Below the balcony was a raised stage where the other 22 tributes stood. Katwiss strode out onto the balcony in a dark jumpsuit, alive with artificial but convincing flames. Just behind her came Peena, cloaked in a studded leather warrior’s armor. Soon followed President Yellow Snow and his slimy entourage.

Snow raised his hands and the crowd stifled their every sound. He addressed “Good afternoon citizens. On this eve of the Hunger and Thirst Games, I would like to introduce you to two very special tributes. May we all welcome Katwiss Everpeein and Peena Longarc. They hail proudly from district 12. Let’s hope they can make the district proud this year.” The crowd cheered for a solid minute then was quieted by a cue from one of Snow’s henchmen. Snow gazed up and down at Katwiss’s flames and said snidely “Hopefully you fires will not be doused.” He then rattled on and on about the importance of the games and the rules, while everyone tuned his words into a monotonic blur.

As the ceremony wound down unceremoniously, Katwiss let a few drops of pee escape her overloaded bladder to land on the tile in a silent vow that she would return to slay the despicable President Yellow Snow. It went unnoticed, except by Peena, who knew the meaning of the rogue puddle below her flaming figure.

At night, Katwiss lay pondering, questioning… how can a game of death bring life to the districts? How can our twisted evolution transform something as innocuous as our urine into a weapon capable of killing or inducing severe burns on those it lands on? These were indeed the strangest of times she had known.

As the first birds sang… before the sky brightened with morning sun, she and Peena awoke. Laying on the cold ground in the woods, the had been obviously drugged and carried there. Katwiss pled to Peena “I really have to pee.” Peena stroked her cheek caringly and returned his plea “Please don’t pee yet Kat. Your pee is too valuable out here. I only have so much and there are 22 others who would love to spray their pee on us to kill off all but themselves.” With that, Peena leaned over and kissed Katwiss between her thighs through the fabric of her jumpsuit. She stroked his head behind his ears.

Katwiss knelt up and removed all the arrows from her quiver. She undid the zipper of her suit which went all the way from the top front to the top back, essentially separating her pant legs at her puffy little pussy lips. One by one she guided the tip of each arrow to touch the bottom of her pussy and rationed exactly 3 drops of her pee onto each now-lethal arrow tip.

Peena tested the spring loaded zipper of his suit to ensure that he could have his weapon out and ready to kill or burn in an instant.

Zipped, loaded and ready, they stood and walked through the woods with the utmost care. They motion was soon frozen by the sounds of others talking quietly. They ducked behind some thick brush and readied their weapons. As the two approached Peena leapt to the path and with cock already out and fully charged, sprayed a lightning fast jet at both the tributes’ faces. One competitor gasped and fell straight to the earth, convulsing for a few brief seconds before ceasing movement. The other managed to run about 10 yards, flailing all the way before she dropped like a stone that had been tossed of a cliff.

They took very little time to enjoy their victory as the commotion would surely draw others. So they took to hiding as four other tributes sprinted past – the boys with their dicks out and ready. When they had past, our two heroes re-emerged.

As they did they heard screams from the group that had just passed them. Obviously a temporary alliance, this group must have turned back on their allegiance and by the sounds, peed one boy and one girl to death to move themselves closer to the crown.

Peena remembered a narrow path along the river, hemmed in by a cliff above. The two decided to take the long climb to the top and wait for others to possibly traverse the river path. It paid off in short time with 2 boys carefully sneaking down the path, looking back and forth like scared animals. Katwiss quietly unzipped and aimed her pussy with the precision of an archer. She shot two quick spurts and hit two targets – one on the shoulder and the other on the back. Both spasmed and fell in the river. Their bodies stopped moving in less than five seconds.

On the way back down they spotted a girl squatting gracefully, peeing on the ground furiously. The poor thing must have been holding her pee for a half a day. As her stream wound down, Katwiss walked up with her suit already unzipped and against the pleas of the girl, she parted her legs and sent a half second pee against the girl’s chest. The effect was immediate and Kat and Peena were a little closer to surviving til the end.  

The encounter with the mutated dogs was terrifying. They came out of nowhere and surprised our two. Katwiss pulled herself into a tree and Peena, who was too far away, disappeared into the woods. One dog left, following Peena while the rest stayed. Oh how Katwiss wished Peena would be OK but her only recompense was that the dog returned and she had not heard any struggle or screams.

Katwiss stayed in the tree while the dogs waited for her to descend. In an hour’s time, a handful of tributes came down the path and were startled by the four legged mutants. They fought them off as best they could. There was gnarling, screaming, peeing and thrashing for a few very long minutes. When the commotion ended there were dead dogs and dead tributes on the ground but three tributes remained alive and the rest of the dogs had run off.

One noticed Katwiss in the tree and they all tried to climb up and kill her. Katwiss unzipped and sprayed a wild stream of pee which dispersed among the leaves and became a wide spray of droplets that burned the pursuing tributes. They ran off, presumably to find water to quench their burning skin.

Before climbing down she noticed an orb hanging from a branch and retrieved it. She jumped to the ground and went off in search of Peena, who she found with some difficulty.

They survived the daylight and as they made a makeshift camp an announcement came over invisible speakers from that scumbag Yellow Snow. His words were “We have decided that this year there can be two winners of the games.” Katwiss and Peena’s jaws both dropped as they stared in each other’s eyes with relief.

Peena remembered the orb she found and opened it. It had a vial and a note that read “This vial contains a potion that renders urine harmless to those who drink it.” Katwiss was in disbelief so they thought they should test its effectiveness.

Katwiss knelt before Peena and unzipped his suit. She pulled his cock toward her and told him to pee in her hand. He gave her just a few drops but there was no burning… no pain whatsoever. Peena with cock still dangling, knelt down and unzipped Kat’s suit. She peed about an ounce in his waiting hand. There was no pain. Peena put his cupped hand to his lips and tasted what was the sweetest thing he had ever had on his tongue. He had not been able to touch his tongue to pee since as long as he could remember.

Both removed each other’s suits and they lay on the ground naked - kissing, stroking, petting, touching, entwining. Kat straddled Peena who was lying on his back. She took his cock and commanded it to pee straight in the air, where she let it rebound off the back of her throat before running out of her mouth and onto both their bodies. After, Peena hoisted Katwiss’s legs above her and stood with face between them. She obligingly peed straight up into his eager mouth and he gargled with the pee with open mouth, letting it drench them both with the sweet warmness. After completely emptying themselves on each other Kat lay with legs wide open and Peena thrust his very engorged tool deep inside her until they both shook and collapsed in orgasmic ecstasy.

They awoke to the dawn and had almost immediately had to defend their lives. Two tributes were coming up the path at the exact time. Katwiss and Peena had forgotten the antidote they drank and engaged the battle by spraying morning pee on the two as they peed back but it could not kill our heroes. As the two attackers became lifeless the siren sounded. It meant the tributes had been narrowed to two survivors, and they should return to the gathering point.

Return they did, their victory being broken by Snow’s latest announcement that the rule had been changed back and the games would resume until only one tribute survived. Katwiss, almost at the gathering monument screamed “SNOW!!! I WILL KILL YOU. WE WILL PLAY TO ONE MORE DEATH BUT THE FINISH MUST BE AT THE CAPITOL ON YOUR BALCONY. AND YOU MUST BE PRESENT.” After a minute, Snow agreed with an understated “We will allow that.”

A golf cart arrived in a moment and whisked the couple away to Snow’s balcony. With the two standing alone in the center, Yellow Snow joined them. Katwiss and Peena, being in excellent physical shape, jumped up on two pedestals that supported Peacemakers.

Timed perfectly, she unzipped, he unzipped and they doused the guards who fell to their deaths in a split second. Katwiss gritted her teeth as they both aimed toward Snow and yelled “Death is what the games want? The games can have YOUR death as we piss you out of your miserable existence. End this game NOW and we will let you live to see another.”

Snow, being heartless but not brainless, summoned the remaining guards to escort our couple safely to their districts as he made excuses to the rapidly angering crowd.

The curtain falls…

 

 

 

 

[spywareonya 37,961]

@polecat

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

You turned the most infamous plagiarization of History into something enjoyable!!!!

[polecat 247]

13 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

@polecat

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

You turned the most infamous plagiarization of History into something enjoyable!!!!

HAHA indeed. I plagiarized the plagiarization. And I enjoyed doing it. Confession - have a little thing for Jennifer Lawrence who seems to share some things with all here.

[spywareonya 37,961]

10 minutes ago, polecat said:

who seems to share some things with all here.

THEN I AM NOT THE FUCKING ONLY ONE WHO SUSPECTED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (doing Tarzan shriek of victory right now)

[spywareonya 37,961]

11 minutes ago, polecat said:

the plagiarization

She even had to pay money to the original author of Battle Royale because Hunger gays ehm Games was its total copy

[polecat 247]

1 minute ago, spywareonya said:

She even had to pay money to the original author of Battle Royale because Hunger gays ehm Games was its total copy

and my rendition was not only more believable but more entertaining

[polecat 247]

1 minute ago, polecat said:

and my rendition was not only more believable but more entertaining

I would pay to see my version in the theater. The original I waited to come on Netflix.

[spywareonya 37,961]

8 minutes ago, polecat said:

and my rendition was not only more believable but more entertaining

Embarassingly true

I was constantly thinking "She will pee, sooner or later, uh?"

No

Teenagers kill each other but piss is too extreme

Please don't make too much noise while you die and don't disturb other people who are not dieing

[polecat 247]

Just now, spywareonya said:

Embarassingly true

I was constantly thinking "She will pee, sooner or later, uh?"

No

Teenagers kill each other but piss is too extreme

Please don't make too much noise while you die and don't disturb other people who are not dieing

BWAHAHAHA

[spywareonya 37,961]

8 minutes ago, polecat said:

BWAHAHAHA

Plagiarizing seems to be trendy

You just COPIED my long and well articolated review I wrote of the movie on an important site

You copied it word by word, everything I wrote

[polecat 247]

4 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Plagiarizing seems to be trendy

You just COPIED my long and well articolated review I wrote of the movie on an important site

You copied it word by word, everything I wrote

I dont understand

[spywareonya 37,961]

8 minutes ago, polecat said:

I dont understand

It was a joke

I hate that movie so much that my review, in the hypothesys to ever write one, even aiming at a 

14 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

ong and well articolated

one, it would have been as follow:

 

 

start

17 minutes ago, polecat said:

BWAHAHAHA

end

[Alfresco 11,573]

Fantastic story.   The film would have been so much better with this incorporated.

On 4/30/2019 at 11:20 PM, polecat said:

Confession - have a little thing for Jennifer Lawrence who seems to share some things with all here. 

Likewise.   I also have a bit of a thing for Jennifer Lawrence and I agree that she seems to share some interest in pee.   She has mentioned it in several interviews.    She apparently taught Amandla Stenberg, the girl who played Rue in Hunger Games how to pee in the woods - which both implies Jennifer was peeing in the woods on set and that she encouraged Amandla to do the same.  Interview with Amandla below - go to 2:57.

This is further confirmed here:  https://jenniferlawrencedaily.com/2012/03/jennifer-lawrence-i-peed-in-the-woods/ where she admits that she peed in the woods whilst filming Hunger Games and that "she was brought up peeing in the woods"  She says that there were only portapots and they were in heavily wooded areas - so implying that she would prefer the great outdoors to some plastic toilet box.

Also Jennifer admits on the Late Late Show that she is peeing in a photo of her and her mum.  James says to her "That's a very relaxed peeing face.  Jennifer's response is "I know how to do it - I've done it a lot"

She also pees in sinks and doesn't wash her hands:  " she will often opt to urinate in bathroom basins when she's out with her pals so she doesn't have to wait around to use the toilet. " from this page: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jennifer-lawrence-admits-pees-sinks-6567733

 

There are other stories out there, but I'm guilty of diverting attention from @polecat 's excellent story to Jennifer Lawrence.  I just wish we could see her playing the role in this version of the story.

[nopjans 1,178]

Absolutely brilliant. I have a half-completed draft of a story that was an homage to the Hunger Games, in which the heroine had to use her pee to help her allies and defeat her enemies. I love your take on this concept, @polecat. Well done!

[spywareonya 37,961]

On ‎5‎/‎4‎/‎2019 at 2:35 AM, nopjans said:

in which the heroine had to use her pee to help her allies and defeat her enemies

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ms. Tito 2,370]

This is the single greatest meme in Peefans history oh my fucking god.