Funland - a bit of Fan Fiction

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

It is a while since Funland was on the telly, but it had some great characters and great story lines. Being set in Blackpool was fun too. You should be able to find some episodes online to familiarise yourselves with the characters:-

 

 

So here is the episode I would have made....

 

Funland - the clippings
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Lola was now getting uncomfortable. She had tried not to squirm but now it was getting much harder to keep still. Her predicament meant that she was as focused as she was ever going to be.

"I need to pee." said Lola, her legs partly crossed. She was now exposing her weakness.

"What? Do you think I am going to let you go to the lav?" Asked Mercy, rhetorically still pointing the gun at Lola. Mercy continued. "You are going to have to make other arrangements I'm afraid."

Lola did not know what to do. The futility of her situation was partly masked by her discomfort as she now began to fidget.

"Keep still slut." Barked Mercy.

Lola watched as Mercy glided over to her desk in her motorised chair and lifted her drink to her lips.

"What, do you want, a drink?" Mercy asked Lola.

Mercy rotated her chair towards Shirley. "Shirley, get Lola a drink. I wouldn't want her dehydrated. You fucked her, you must know what she likes."

Nervously, Shirley poured Lola a double whisky. Holding it at arms length he handed it to Lola. Lola reached to take the glass, for a moment almost losing her balance is she stood with her legs still crossed.

Lola hesitated and held the glass firmly in both hands.

Shirley appologetically said "Drink it Lola, it will be for the best, you'll feel better."

Mercy moved her chair away from the desk and rotated to face Lola. As usual she was impecably turned out, her hair perfectly coifeured, her wrinkles masked by layers of well applied makeup, her bust beautifully supported under her short red suit. Mercy's thin legs were clad in wrinkle free stockings and terminated in a pair of towering red heels. 

"Shirley's right, you'll be better off drinking up. You'll feel much better. You won't feel what's coming to you." Mercy turned her chair to face Shirley and continued. "Won't she shirley?"

Turning back to face Lola Mercy again spoke. "Is this what you want to do?"

Lola looked at Mercy and saw nothing. Lola said nothing. All stood in silence with just Lola's fidgeting breaking the silence until a short while later.

Lola gasped. A trickle of pee began to run off the front of Mercy's seat. Running neatly in a stream between her legs it splattered on the step between her shoes.

Mercy smiled at Lola. "There, That should make it easier." She said.

Noticing a shocked expression on Lola's face Mercy tilted her head slightly to one side. "What, you think I'm an incontinent old woman? Don't look at me like that, this is deliberate. How do you think I'm supposed to sit on the toilet six or seven times a day with my state of health. You think I should be bothered? It's how I keep my independence. I'm not incontinent, I'm a lazy cow who pisses herself because she can't be bothered to use the toilet. You shouldn't knock it. It's nice and warm. If I want to feel warmth I just piss myself a bit. It's the only way I get a bit of warmth nowadays, I'm not getting any of that from my ungrateful family."

Mercy turned to Shirley and continued. "There was a time when Shirley got turned on by me pissing myself, now he says its disgusting. Let's see what he thinks when you piss yourself. He only married his wife because she pissed herself for him."

Lola tried to hold on to the contents of her bladder but the inevitability began to bite. Lola felt the dampness in her knickers as a first trickle escaped. She reacted and tightened her legs together but Mercy knew what was happening.

"Let it go." Mercy said. "Enjoy it while you still can, slut." she added.

Shirley scowled at Mercy. "Don't call her a slut. Just because I fucked her doesn't make her a slut. I fucked you, are you a slut?"

"Of course I am. Anyone who fucks her own son is a slut. I did it for love though. I loved you as you loved me don't forget. And yes your wife's a slut as well as your daughter. That's the way it is. Like it."

Lola now gave up the fight. Another spurt escaped and she felt it begin to trickle down her leg. As she relaxed her pee began to flow uncontrolled through her knickers and down her legs. Now more relaxed she uncrossed her legs as her now warm pee flowed down her legs and splattered from her knickers onto the carpet.

"Right Lola. The time has come." Said mercy as she lifted the gun up to take aim. "I'm not having you making Shirley get a hard on like that. That's for me to do."

Before Mercy had a chance to pull the trigger Carter burst into the room. Grabbing a chair he snapped off a leg and clubbed Mercy with an almighty swipe to the side of her head. Mercy immediately lost conciousness and her head remained slumped to the side with a trickle of blood running down her face.

Carter snatched the gun from Mercy's hand and tossed it to Shirley. "Kill the old bag. Finish her off. Do what you were supposed to do for the sake of the family." He said.

Shirley looked at the gun. "I can't. I can't kill my mother any more than you can. Lola. You'll have to do it."

Shirley now tossed the gun to lola.

Lola flung the gun away. "I don't think she is going anywhere soon. I've done enough killing for one lifetime"

Lola could now feel her nipples forcing their way through the fabric of her thin top. "Let's get out of here." she said. Lola started towards the door and then paused breifly as she felt her wet knickers between her legs. Deftly she stopped and slid her knickers off, stepping out of them and tossing them into Mercy's lap.

As she dragged Shirley out of the door with her miniskirt flipping up breifly to reveal her bare bottom Lola turned to Carter. "Look after your mother. Make sure she doesn't harm anyone else."

PP

[spywareonya 37,961]

@Paulypeeps

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

A Golden turn in the plot ahahha

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

The Incest was already part of the show, I just moistened it a bit.

[spywareonya 37,961]

8 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

The Incest was already part of the show, I just moistened it a bit.

In case one is able to turn it into something subtle, I am not grossed out by such things

Do you really wanna know how many times I fingered to fanfictions about Elsa and Anna from Disney's Frozen?

 

 

I am starting to explore your fictional stories, you write a lot, strange they go less noticed, you got a touch

I wrote new chapter of my Nessie story, check it if you want

Meanwhile I'll go back in time a bit, when I have spare time, and check your stuff…

I still had not indentified your style but it's catchy, there is something in it

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

Mmm. Elsa and Anna were sisters? ... I don't think I have written about sisters having fun yet - unless you include twins but that one has not been published yet...

[Blackinksoul30 1,246]

Fanfiction....  *blushs* *hides* I might be familiar with that... hobby... 

I did write 30 novels in the last 7 years. 

Edited April 30, 2019 by Blackinksoul30

[spywareonya 37,961]

2 hours ago, Blackinksoul30 said:

Fanfiction....  *blushs* *hides* I might be familiar with that... hobby... 

I did write 30 novels in the last 7 years. 

I knew since the old times when we PMed a bit

I even suggested you to publish them here!!!

 

2 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

Mmm. Elsa and Anna were sisters? ... I don't think I have written about sisters having fun yet - unless you include twins but that one has not been published yet...

You are asking the human reading author's declarations, or are you asking the NERD in me with my fan-made theories???????????????????????????????????

 

If you ask the official stance, they are sisters

If you ask me... they even could not be

Elsa's power are too big to be simply passed into her through bloodline and yet nothing in his parents and sister and other relatives (in Disney's expanded universe, Rapunzel is cousin to Elsa and Anna, you can see her in a hidden shot in the Church the day Elsa is crowned)

Than wait, it could be, uh, I am not even that much in love with this theory and I don't give a fuck in the end, the glory of that movie comes from much, MUCH deeper archetypes than blood-relationships stuff, guess why it became one of highest earning movies of all History, a fucking animated movie, surpassing colossals of the past and the present, like Alien or Avengers

 

It delves with things from the Collective Unconscious

and I worship that movie

 

I have been talking about my near-death experiences with less shyness or intimacy than my love for a movie, there's a reason for that

Edited April 30, 2019 by spywareonya

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

I guess I must watch Frozen one day then.

[spywareonya 37,961]

38 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

I guess I must watch Frozen one day then.

Frozen is peculiar

Many psychologists acknowledged an unconscious gargantuan pull from the Collective Unconscious

The love of people for it, is morbid

The main song is among the top selling songs of all times, at the same levels of Candles in the Wind and The Power of Love

Its merchandise still sells twice than the Marvel Universe ALL TOGETHER

20% of EVERY fanfiction on the web, either erotic or not, is ONLY about Frozen, and this percentage is DOUBLED when it comes to erotic fanfiction

 

 

And me, as a Witch, can confirm there are things in that movie

It was the only one personally wrote by Disney while still alive, and he was a Top Level Freemason, an "Ipsissimus" (Latin, "He who is absolutely one with the Gods"), but was NEVER published

Believe me it gives shivers

Not necessarily WHILE you watch it (it's Amazing anyway, yet not necessarily on a morbid level)

But it sneaks under the skin...

 

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

Crikey, there is a lot of it about.

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, Paulypeeps said:

Crikey, there is a lot of it about.

I am afraid I missed what you're meaning

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

There is a lot of Frozen fanfiction.

[Alfresco 11,631]

On 4/30/2019 at 4:43 PM, spywareonya said:

The love of people for it, is morbid

The main song is among the top selling songs of all times, at the same levels of Candles in the Wind and The Power of Love

Its merchandise still sells twice than the Marvel Universe ALL TOGETHER

The reason they sell so much is because Disney is expert at pulling people in of all ages.  Most of the merchandise is cheap produce which is vastly overpriced, but because it is Disney, people flock to it.   Plus they have the captive market at all their theme parks and they spread it through toyshops of the world where every kid who sees the films wants to have it.   

Marvel Universe is more directed at a niche audience.

 

[spywareonya 37,961]

2 hours ago, Alfresco said:

The reason they sell so much is because Disney is expert at pulling people in of all ages.  Most of the merchandise is cheap produce which is vastly overpriced, but because it is Disney, people flock to it.   Plus they have the captive market at all their theme parks and they spread it through toyshops of the world where every kid who sees the films wants to have it.   

Marvel Universe is more directed at a niche audience.

 

I agree with the things you say on by one but on an overall stance I cannot, I studied this too in depths, you are entitled to free will but I assure you my analisys is fitting

Frozen calls upon things from the Collective Uconscious

 

 

edit

and yes the merchandise SUCKS, to an embarassing degree

People buy it only because of the movie

Edited May 2, 2019 by spywareonya

[Alfresco 11,631]

36 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I agree with the things you say on by one but on an overall stance I cannot, I studied this too in depths, you are entitled to free will but I assure you my analisys is fitting

Frozen calls upon things from the Collective Uconscious

I agree with your analysis - I don't pretend to understand all of that detail.   All I'm saying is that Disney is a massive pusher of merchandise generally, with a huge following that spans all age ranges.  I'm not making any comment on their underlying ethos or approach as I don't know anything about that.  I suspect that is part of their overall strategy - they have their own hidden agendas etc., but bank on the general public not digging too deeply.

[spywareonya 37,961]

14 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I agree with your analysis - I don't pretend to understand all of that detail.   All I'm saying is that Disney is a massive pusher of merchandise generally, with a huge following that spans all age ranges.  I'm not making any comment on their underlying ethos or approach as I don't know anything about that.  I suspect that is part of their overall strategy - they have their own hidden agendas etc., but bank on the general public not digging too deeply.

Yes yes absolutely

All you said is true!!!

 

But with Frozen I say they went to the black market to buy a gun and ended up with a H-Bomb

They weren't ready for it themselves and are just surfing a wave they did not create

 

We have seen NOTHING BUT SNOW from 110 000 b.C. to 10 000 b.C., Ice and Snow is rooted in the emotional response we inherited from one HUNDRED THOUSANDS years of ancestors

And a blonde, blue-eyed and blue-dressed figure in between erotism and aloofness, is EXACTLY how ALL humans deeply hypnotized imagined THE SOUL

 

Now you start to understand...

 

 

I ask forgiveness to @Paulypeeps for this offtopic, I just felt too strong the need to explain!!!

Edited May 2, 2019 by spywareonya

[steve25805 126,023]

@Paulypeeps, you're writing is highly imaginative, which I like a lot.

I should take more time to read stories more often.

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

4 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

@Paulypeeps, you're writing is highly imaginative, which I like a lot.

I should take more time to read stories more often.

Thank you.

 

Inspiration comes very occasionally, but I try to make the most of it! Funland was just dying to be done, but I am finding it hard to find something similar.

[steve25805 126,023]

1 minute ago, Paulypeeps said:

Inspiration comes very occasionally, but I try to make the most of it! Funland was just dying to be done, but I am finding it hard to find something similar.

I have similar problems. Only occasionally these days do ideas for a good story come along.