Choose Your Own Piss Adventure

[lesley 1,046]

Are you familiar with “Choose-Your-Own-Adventure” books? With Netflex introducing the on-screen adaptation of this idea (Bandersnatch), I thought I would pen out an example of how I would envisage my own multi-choice book. Here is the result (although I’ve had to make my own selection from the myriad of offered choices, leaping in at a point midway through your exciting day of spraying your pee in public places). Apologies by the way, for not replying to emails (I’m having to hold down two jobs just to make ends meet which doesn’t give much time for writing), but be assured I love feedback so be sure to give.

 

195:

You have successfully snuck away from the scene of your recent pee crime and it is time to decide on how best to fill your afternoon. The sun is shining and it is a beautiful day.

Do you?

• Visit the local park – turn to 71

• Take a trip to the cinema – turn to 301

• Enjoy some more shopping – turn to 222

301:

The cinema is very quiet with it being such a nice day. You select the latest blockbuster, grab some popcorn and head for your seat. There are only a handful of people inside and you choose a place well away from the nearest. You are only half an hour into the film when all that water you drank during your lunch begins to make itself known as a dull ache in your bladder.

Do you?

• Squat down by the side of your chair and take a sneaky pee over the carpet – turn to 4

• Pull back your dress and urinate directly into the cushioned seat between your creamy thighs – turn to 92

• Pee into your half empty tub of popcorn – turn to 52

• Spread your legs apart, lift up the hem of your dress and send your piss over the back of the opposing chair  – turn to 17

• Slip from the auditorium and see what options are available in the corridor outside – turn to 365

17:

Gain 10 eroticism points.

You gain an immense thrill as you position yourself ready for your toilet, the cool breeze from the air conditioning tickling the small matt of curly pubic hairs nestled around your pussy slit. The need inside your bladder is most acute and you already know that your stream will be a powerful one.

Do you?

• Stay with your intent to spray your piss over the back of the chair in front of you – turn to 101

• Be more daring and attempt to send your golden fountain over the top of the chair and onto the cushioned seat instead – turn to 255

255:

Gain 30 eroticism points.

With butterflies dancing inside your belly you let loose with your pee. Your piss fountain erupts from your pussy and flies up into the air, cresting the top of the opposite seat before reaching its apex and then falling downwards, out of sight to splatter messily all over the padded cushion seat that somebody soon will be plonking his or her derriere upon. It is an amazing thrill to be pissing so brazenly in a public place, not to mention being able to savour the sight of your flowing pee fountain as it catches the differing streams of light playing through the auditorium as the film continues. You are so entranced by your extreme act of piss vandalism that you initially fail to notice that somebody is approaching your position.

Test your luck.

• If you are lucky, turn to 245

• If you are not then prepare to face the consequences – turn to 321

245:

You are mortified when a sudden soft female voice in your right ear whispers, ‘God, you are so naughty!’ You immediately stop pissing, fumbling to move back in your seat and hide your pussy that was only moments again letting out your strong flowing stream of hot pee. You twist about in your seat to discover an attractive short-cropped blonde-haired woman staring at you with her very blue eyes. She is wearing red lipstick that despite the horror of your embarrassment, still manages to be most alluring. You are lost for words, desperate to fabricate some impossible excuse that might somehow explain your blatantly naughty toilet.

‘Oh, don’t be alarmed,’ she whispers just loud enough to be heard over the film’s dialogue. ‘I’m not going to tell anybody, in fact I have a secret of my own to tell.’ Her smile broadens. ‘I saw you in the hallway. I was going to watch something else when you caught my eye and I couldn’t resist following you. God, though, I wish I knew that you were going to be this hot!’

This is certainly an unexpected twist to your afternoon. Do you;

• Grab your handbag and flee without so much as a backward look – turn to 158

• Smile back and explain that you haven’t finished – turn to 10

• Explain that you are not that kind of girl (which would be a lie) – turn to 66

10:

‘Oh god, can I watch you finish off? That was the dirtiest, horniest thing I’ve ever seen.’ You nod without speaking, your smile as wide as hers. She rushes to the end of the aisle before moving down to join you. She is wearing tight blue jeans that do an amazing job of showing off her amazingly tight bum cheeks and long legs. Her blouse is cream and thin, and you catch a glimpse of her hardened nipple buds inside her bra as she plonks down beside you. You are as aroused as she is and you cannot help but fantasize about the sight of her shaven pussy and what it would be like to run your tongue against the groove of her love lips.

Do you;

• Slide back your dress, slide back down with your legs spread and resume your piss over the opposing chair – turn to 2

• Offer seductively that it might be fun if she was to join in as well – turn to 234

• Ask if she would like to hold your popcorn holder why you piss inside it – turn to 44

• Suggest that maybe the ladies’ toilets might be a better place to continue – turn to 74

234:

‘Do you think I should?’ she whispers nervously. ‘I mean you make it look like so much fun but I’ve never done anything like that before…’ You are sure that you catch the lie at the end of her sentence. She might not have taken a piss in the cinema but this is a girl who has definitely had a slash or two somewhere she should not.

Do you;

• Tell her not to worry and just sit back and enjoy the show before starting to release your much needed golden shower again – turn to 364

• Convince her to join in – turn to 18

• Decide that the whole thing is a bad idea and rush to escape – turn to 111.

18:

Gain 10 eroticism points.

The girl’s name is Marie and it does not take long for her to slide down her tight jeans and white panties down to her knees revealing a perfectly shaved pussy just like you imagined. Her bare bum cheeks are perfectly formed perched as they are at the edge of her chair. Butterflies are careening around in your stomach and you are so aroused by the idea of seeing your newfound friend have a wee beside you that you are beginning to doubt that you will be able to pee yourself, regardless of the still burning need in your bladder. She looks just as nervous although you can barely tell as your gaze is locked on her exposed pussy slit, her hardened nipples wonderfully erect on her perfectly shaped tits.

Do you;

• Suggest to her that because she has her jeans around her knees that she should just pee over the carpet – turn to 289

• Insist that she strip completely from her lower garments and join you in preparing to pee over the opposing cinema chairs – turn to 25

289:

Gain 20 eroticism points.

You can never remember being as horny as you are now. Marie has moved into position, her creamy white legs spread wide to give her shaven slit clear aim at the waiting carpet below. She is biting her lower lip (which is so endearing and makes you even hornier) as she attempts to overcome her nerves. Almost in perfect timing, the film’s soundtrack begins to gather tempo. To help Marie you let loose with a short burst of piss. Your pee fountain leaps from your parted pussy flaps and flows up into the air where it curves under the pull of gravity before beginning to fall down, landing messily on the backrest of the opposing seat. Droplets of your pee bounce away from the main impact point, catching the shifting beams of light issuing from the projector at the back of the auditorium. The sensation of relief coupled with the amazing sight of your spraying pee fountain almost makes you forget that you have a companion in crime. A sudden hint of movement to your left quickly refocuses your attention. Marie is having a wee of her own. Her perfect pussy flaps are parted around a strong flowing stream of piss that is leaving her cunt at a prodigious rate and has already formed a playing fountain that is splattering over a growing damp stain on the carpet. The illumination from the film keeps changing. One moment and darkness hides the sight of your twin pee streams as you piss together, and then the next and everything is revealed in full glory. Marie must have been bursting judging by the torrent of piss exiting her cunt. Your own stream is losing strength and you are currently spraying the direct back of the opposing chair with your hot pussy effluent yet Marie seems to still be peeing be at full strength. She flashes you a conspiratorial smile before returning to switching her gaze between your diminishing shower of hot piss, and that of her own toilet as she relieves herself over the cinema floor.

You finish peeing first, the golden stream flowing from your love lips dwindling to a small fountain splattering over the cinema carpet to make a much smaller damp stain to the veritable torrent of piss that Maria has urinated from her perfect pussy. You are so horny.  Marie has the most gorgeous slit and you can think of nothing but having the chance to place your tongue between her legs and lick her dry following her naughty wee with you. She finishes with one last little squirt of pee which unfortunately is swallowed by the darkness as the film jumps to another scene. She turns to look at you with a most enticing smile and flushed cheeks.

Do you;

• Reach over and kiss her, placing your tongue into her mouth and enjoy the luscious fullness of her painted lips – turn to 27.

• Tell her about your desire to lick her pussy – turn to 99

• Decide that it is time to flee the cinema least you get caught with the evidence of your shared toilets so blatantly on hand - turn to 139

• Selfishly decide that naughty peeing is not something to be shared, give a fond goodbye and rush to leave – turn to 399

 

Author’s note: Obviously, this could go on and on, but for now, I will let your imagination decide on what events occurred both before and after this little extract. To successfully complete my book you would have to reach a certain level of eroticism points by making the dirtiest, horniest, naughty and most disgusting choices on hand. On another note, most of these types of books tend to be illustrated and one could but imagine the artwork that would accompany this exciting foray into the hot, wet world of Watersports. I also need a title. Here are some possibilities;

• 50 Golden Shades

• A Very Wet Day Out

• Naughty Golden Escapades Down at the Mall

• “Piss Sprayer” – A Day of Naughty Leaks

 

[spywareonya 37,917]

@lesley any interaction with you is a dream

When a child, I used to play White Wolf adventures…

 

Now I'll read yours carefully and play!!!

(ps while reading your stuff on Literotica I Always wanted to know your sign, and I Always suspected you were a Gemini, ihihihihi!!! Unless you faked your infos in the profile hhahahahahah!!!!)

 

 

 

EDIT

Ok I played with it (and with my pussy as well, you are SUPREME), but I was shocked when there was no 25 to read!!! I tried to stay as true as possible to my real character, which is definitely a bit kinky (was you ever to check the photobooks of myself I post on this forum...)

My overall stance is that if there is at least a chance NOT to get caught, life works better if we turn it into a porn comedy every time we can (somebody could say it's to compensate the darker sides of my life, but it isn't correct, I just have both faces), so I took from time to time the naughtier option, gaining many eroticism points, but then, all of a sudden, no 25!!!

Which is what I would have adviced her to do (PROVIDED WE COULD HAVE BEEN STEALTHY ENOUGH TO AVOID ARREST, unless I would have snucked away without any shame, live today, piss tomorrow)

I was so sad, so I kept on with 289 and I cummed anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Edited March 18, 2019 by spywareonya

[Alfresco 11,017]

Love the idea @lesley, - as you say, this is an extract of one possible path through the book - Like @spywareonya I would love to have the whole book and try out some of the other options.

As for titles - I quite like the "50 golden shades".

[spywareonya 37,917]

More than anything because these games are lovely, and Lesley writes in a superb way

[Admin 14,369]

Amazing idea - thanks for sharing! Would love to see more.

[spywareonya 37,917]

21 minutes ago, Admin said:

Amazing idea - thanks for sharing! Would love to see more.

It's marvellous, we all are waiting!!!!!

[Lulu A. 125]

😍😍😍😍 amazingggggg 💦😋

[spywareonya 37,917]

13 minutes ago, Lulu A. said:

😍😍😍😍 amazingggggg 💦😋

I think we all fingered to it eheheheheh

[steve25805 121,433]

That's an amazing idea, @lesley, though after taking the squatting to pee on the carpet in the cinema option, I could find no number 4.

But as a concept totally awesome. 

[spywareonya 37,917]

32 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

That's an amazing idea, @lesley, though after taking the squatting to pee on the carpet in the cinema option, I could find no number 4.

But as a concept totally awesome. 

I think it was just a little portion ahahahahah

I had similar problems too… ihihihii