Matthattet22 18 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I woke up late and need to pee. Didn’t wanna leave bed so I went out the window. 2 2 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 I wish I would have been walking by. I would have had to join you. 1 2 Quote Link to post
clay6 297 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 I would’ve added to that huge puddle as well Quote Link to post
Matthattet22 18 Posted August 18, 2018 Author Share Posted August 18, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 11:59 AM, Bacardi said: I wish I would have been walking by. I would have had to join you. I would have loved to have you 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/18/2018 at 9:13 PM, Matthattet22 said: I would have loved to have you Me too man, me too That @Bacardi really sounds like a hot hot fuck 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, spywareonya said: Me too man, me too That @Bacardi really sounds like a hot hot fuck Oh my god lol. You don't even know what I look like. 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Oh my god lol. You don't even know what I look like. Who cares? Attitude is 90% of a great fuck I have fucked beautiful girls, less beautiful girls, even really-not-beautiful girls, what gave me orgasms is their character, who they are, what they want, what they hide, how the cum, how they make me cum 2 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Who cares? Attitude is 90% of a great fuck I have fucked beautiful girls, less beautiful girls, even really-not-beautiful girls, what gave me orgasms is their character, who they are, what they want, what they hide, how the cum, how they make me cum Well, I consider myself to be drop dead gorgeous! But idk what others think about me. Ever since I got married I stop caring, I don't have very many friends either so all I have is myself confidence lol. All I got is some extra baby fat from pregnancy, but I'm still working on that lol. 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bacardi said: married Like what Gary Oldman as Dracula said: "Married? I won't bother you any longer" 6 minutes ago, Bacardi said: pregnancy Ok this is MARVELLOUS!!!!!!! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Like what Gary Oldman as Dracula said: "Married? I won't bother you any longer" Ok this is MARVELLOUS!!!!!!! Lmao, nothing wrong with flirting. I flirt all the time. 1 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Lmao, nothing wrong with flirting. I flirt all the time. Ok But I want a pic of the child as soon as it will be possible I love children!!! They are a world 2 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Ok But I want a pic of the child as soon as it will be possible I love children!!! They are a world Lmao, you'll have to hunt me down on Twitter for any personal photos, I'm too afraid to post them here. 1 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Bacardi said: Lmao, you'll have to hunt me down on Twitter for any personal photos, I'm too afraid to post them here. In PM silly girl I give you my word as a Witch nobody will ever know you sent it to me You can't even imagine how many secrets I hold daily Anyway, don't wanna be pushy Let's get back to piss!!! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Well...my offer still stands. If I walked by and a dude was peeing out a window I'd hope he'd pull me through it and let me pee with him! 1 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Well...my offer still stands. If I walked by and a dude was peeing out a window I'd hope he'd pull me through it and let me pee with him! If I was ever to see a girl passing down my window while I was squatting on the ledge pissing down… well, I'd target her! Ahahahahaha!!! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, spywareonya said: If I was ever to see a girl passing down my window while I was squatting on the ledge pissing down… well, I'd target her! Ahahahahaha!!! So you're saying you'd piss on me how rude lol. Well, I'd still want you to pull me through the window. 2 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bacardi said: how rude lol I am a real bitch LOL 9 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Well, I'd still want you to pull me through the window Mmmh, the following part could be X-Rated... 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, spywareonya said: I am a real bitch LOL Mmmh, the following part could be X-Rated... As long as i can pee on your carpet you can do whatever you want to me! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 8 hours ago, spywareonya said: Me too man, me too That @Bacardi really sounds like a hot hot fuck I second that emotion.🙂 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Bacardi said: As long as i can pee on your carpet you can do whatever you want to me! That could be a problem, my carpets got a family history and cannot be washed… but I could drive you crazy with pleasure (orgasms are good for the baby too, he will be formed used to faster-but-positive heartbeat, making him more resilient to fear and stress), and then we could go to some shop and pee onto some carpets there to be sold… if you find a shop without cctvs in my country!!! Our husbands in the mwanwhile could drink together and talk about manly things by themselves ahahaha (anyway, I adore "manly" things, sports, war, weapons, powerful cars and so on) 1 1 2 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 25 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said: I second that emotion.🙂 I agree man!!! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 hours ago, spywareonya said: That could be a problem, my carpets got a family history and cannot be washed… but I could drive you crazy with pleasure (orgasms are good for the baby too, he will be formed used to faster-but-positive heartbeat, making him more resilient to fear and stress), and then we could go to some shop and pee onto some carpets there to be sold… if you find a shop without cctvs in my country!!! Our husbands in the mwanwhile could drink together and talk about manly things by themselves ahahaha (anyway, I adore "manly" things, sports, war, weapons, powerful cars and so on) I am nnnnnooooooottttt pregnant 😂😂😂 when we do this whole peeing around town thing remind me to show you my double c section scar. You'll know why. 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,134 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 hours ago, UnabashedUser said: I second that emotion.🙂 -blush- you really think so 😋😘😍 1 Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Yep. I think so. If you're ever in Texas stop in. We have carpets :) Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,913 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Bacardi said: I am nnnnnooooooottttt pregnant 😂😂😂 I am confused 1 1 Quote Link to post
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