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HitEmAll

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  1. - Not seeing the whole woman (dammit got2pee..) 😬😠

    - Not showing the puddle (again dammit got2pee..) πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

    - When they pee huge streams, not seeing the whole stream.. 😠

    - Forcing girls that are truly bursting to piss into an awkward position where they have trouble to go (..thinking mainly about the b2b glass cylinders where most woman have trouble to pee into)😑

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  2. 5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

    The DARPA

    But obviously you need to make the right friendships if you hope to hack its secret (and risk arrest or to be ACCIDENTLLY pushed on the road while the bus arrives at the bus stop by "somebody")

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    Believe me, aliens not only are on Earth, but are not even that much more complicated than us

    Their faster-than-light travels rely on wormholes, they by no means possess technology able to somehow warp Laws of Nature, they are bred and die like us humans, they got Governments and social problems just like us, they simply are a bit more advanced on a thecnological and social stance, yet not that much

    Sounds interesting! πŸ™‚ Do you know do they look? πŸ‘½πŸ›Έ

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  3. 🀣🀣🀣 The girl with the r/c car!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    LOL wtf..! Funniest video I've seen in a long time! I guess the boys and girls with an r/c car fetish feel like in heaven when watching this vid! πŸ˜‹

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  4. 5 hours ago, Audrey81 said:

    How long do your wees normally last?

    I'd say when I go for a "regular" wee (i.e. when I feel like I should go to the toilet without being any desperate) I pee for 20-40 seconds and pee between 600 and 900 ml. The pressure of my regular wees varies quite a bit, between "normally powerful" and "Audrey81-style super gushing".

    When I hold it, sometimes I enjoy to let out the wee really slowly on purpose, probably because it adds some extra desperation feeling and because it stretches the time of enjoying the nice "letting out all the piss" feeling. Btw. like you I don't really hold it until I'm as desperate as possible, I just go when I feel like "I really have to pee now". In the xtube videos where I measured the amount of piss afterwards I peed 1300-1400 ml, and I guess most of the pisses there are somewhere in that range.

    Btw. I promised too much and did not do another video yet.. πŸ™ˆ

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  5. I always wanted to work as a scientist or engineer. Luckily, I always had exciting jobs in science/research/development, but recently I ended up (pretty much) in the job that I was dreaming of when I was a little kid. πŸ™‚

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  6. When I'm sad I don't really like porn. I enjoy porn the more the happier I am.. πŸ™‚

    When I'm stressed/worried/not happy I tend to have a drink in the evening, like one or two beers, it is crazy (and of course also crazy dangerous) how good small amounts of alcohol are for calming you down.

    When I'm angry I like to listen to aggressive music, maybe also have a drink.

    When I was really sad / stressed out I luckily had friends that cheered me up and helped me. However it was not that I was socializing, it was rather that they contacted me.

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  7. Nooo!! Was hoping to watch the Champions League semifinal here tonight, together with you and the chat..Β πŸ˜₯

    We all are a weird kind of family, brought together by the strange coincidence that we all share the best fetish in the world. However, it feels like you are the leader of this family. Believe me, I (and probably also many other of the more quiet people in the forum) can see the huge effort that you put into your contributions to the forum, constantly providing guidance and counseling to so many of us. It for sure would be a huge loss for the forum if you decide to leave!

    Whenever I visit the forum I hope for new spywareonya posts, always interesting reads, often revealing nonstandard insights showing an alternative world compared to our boring lives..

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  8. When talking about good aim, this video, featuring an incredible pissing performance by legendary Claire comes to mind. At the beginning of the video she shows her bulging bladder, andΒ  she manages to fill the pint glass (nearly) to the top. I'd say this is one of my all time favorite videos, because it shows Claires epic pissing skills (there are many videos where she shows her massive bladder capacity and that she can piss like a horse, but here she shows that she also has perfect aim and control, even when full to the brim).. πŸ˜‹vlcsnap-2019-04-08-21h29m00s307.png.7bdd6336b813b01a50f0aa72d93d1f7c.png

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  9. On 4/6/2019 at 8:00 AM, Audrey81 said:

    This is really hot πŸ™‚Β I'd love to hold you while you go for a wee. How far can you shoot your wee?

    Hi Audrey, cool, that would be awesome! We'd be a great pissing team! Of course I'd also love to help you aim your pee stream! πŸ™‚

    I don't know how far I can pee, I guess I'll measure it eventually (lol!), I think I'll do reasonably well. Some time ago I felt super horny and really felt like doing a piss video, but did not have a full bladder and I didn't have time to really fill it up, so I tried to do a "powerpissing" video, where I tried to aim for some Britney Spears picture in my shower..Β πŸ˜‚ Never uploaded it, but there are two pictures of it in an xtube photo album (my username there is digital_dreamz).

    The funny thing is that I was sure that I'd hit it without any problems, but it was much harder than I thought (spoiler for the video, I hit it, but only just..). I never uploaded the video yet because I was a bit disappointed in my powerpissing abilities, and I felt like I should redo it eventually with a full bladder.. πŸ™‚

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