pearl diver

Ladies, on average how wide is your pee stream and how fast does it come out?

A couple of weeks ago we had friends round for drinks. The beer and wine was flowing freely and people were getting quite tipsy. My wife had the idea of playing Pie Face, which is a British game whereas some unfortunate gets hit in the face with either shaving cream or foam. Naturally it was me that drew the short straw and ended up with the cream pie face. My wife's friend Claire who is in her 40's laughed so much she said 'shit, I think I've wee'd my knickers'. About 10 minutes later in the kitchen I overheard Claire say to my wife 'can I borrow a pair of yours?' To which my wife in fits of

Here is my cock, with the foreskin pulled back. What do you think?

I'm sorry, no I haven't. Do you wee on a towel?

Sometimes in bed I have a wee into a rolled up towel.

Probably been said before but to me, there is no better sight of a nice black triangle of lady hair with a strong inch wide jet of pee coming from it. The hair also tends to hold the aroma of pee and pussy too. I prefer the girl to squat down or let me watch them on the toilet, sadly a distant memory for me now.

I like to pee outside squatting like a woman. I do it on hard ground so i can see my puddle. I also like to gently pull my peehole apart so the flow is wider and messier like a woman's. Very occasionally I can make a small hissing sound depending on how bad I need to go. Afterwards I feel so turned on but guilty and dirty.

My stepdaughter regularly has her 19 year old friend round called Emma. I have heard her pee and 9 times out of 10 it is a loud hiss, then a tinkle as the flow subsides and it hits the water. It must spray back and hit the underside of the seat and even the bowl top. I make my excuses and go in to the bathroom shortly after she finishes. I too lick the underside of the seat and the bowl. It's so dirty and exciting it always gets me hard, and the taste is either tangy or salty. Little does she know later when we are chatting and laughing that I have tasted and smelled her wee wee.

The woman has to be plump, she must have a hairy pussy and the stream has to be wide and fast. It's the specifics that's changed with me. Originally anything would do.

Without a shadow of a doubt it would be to meet up with a middle aged chubby brunette after engaging online. Then doing a 69 with her on top where she let's go of a 2 inch wide hisser. I'd lick her pussy, bum cheeks and anus clean of pee drops.

You missed a trick there. I would have given her £10 and let her pee in my mouth.

Just had a long wee in the sink.