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19 hours ago, Sophie said:

Don't expect this to be updated often, sorry!

I thought I'd make a thread to show any things I make that are pee related. I'm not amazing at what I do but I wanted to share.

Filling up  - Not yet finished.

A sexy drink - @spywareonya has filled a glass for us! Who wants a taste?

 

Ok,i know its just a fun thing,but,yes,i would take a sip in theory from the Spyware cup.

Please do continue with the fascinating thing.

Its a great concept,everyone filling a sample jar and mounting them all in one spot.

Is that actually a sample from Spyware?If so can i get one?

Well,we can forgive you im sure.x

onto something like concrete that shows dark when wet.

I guess old mama nature can be annoying at times.

On 12/22/2019 at 5:09 PM, spywareonya said:

Nancy says MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

My adored friends, and you all who haven't yet interacted with me... I want to hug you all

This had been a very particular year, when Peefans grew enormously thanks to the newborn goldmembership section, which houses up to 20 of my public piss videos

But more than anything, we saw the arrival of some of the greatest members this forum ever had

I posted many photobooks of personal porn pics which became a great chance for chat and friendship, but more than anything, for a call to arms

What is Peefans about? Is friendship

Did you spend much time in other forums this year?

This place is like no one else, the respect we breath here is peerless

I have been away during autumn and I am terribly sorry for this, but next year things will change, and be back to normality

The same normality which made to post 12000 posts in two years

I am particularly happy of the Summer Pee Games I ran, they gathered tons off friends in a silly and lovely competition, but more than anything, I wanna thanks both my friends, and all other members, because this forum is a place which will forever be a safehouse for people looking for love, respect, friendship, and self-exploration

I love you all and hug you

See you sooooo very soon!!!

 

Meanwhile, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

 

Beautiful!

Surely,the most awesome thing in nature,is that of the earth itself.The Geologic forces that have shaped and created our environments,and indeed the very life on earth itself.Volcanoes,earthquakes,tectonic plates,upon which all the continents "float" upon.The same forces that 35 million years ago,raised the Himalayas,when the Indian plate,moving northwards,at about 6 inches per year,since the Cretaceous period,ran into the Eurasian plate,thrusting up the sea bed to heights of nearly 30,000 feet.

Or the power of volcanoes.

Krakatoa,which on the 27th August 1883,was a small island,about 5 miles,by 3 miles,and about 2,500 feet high,with 3 volcanic calderas,Perboewatan,Danan and Rakata.On the morning on 27th August,1883,its thought the 2 northern most peaks collapsed,millions of tons of rock suddenly plugging up their outlets.

The result was a massive explosion,the loudest bang in human history.Causing huge tidal waves and killing at least 30,000 people,and the shock wave travelled around the world 3 times.All that remained,was the Rakata peak,the rest was gone,into the atmosphere,at least 60 miles high,coming back down as billions of tons of ash and debris.

In 1927,it began bubbling up again,from the area of the Perboewatan caldera.What you can see in the picture below,is the remnant of the island from 1883.It now is about 500 feet high,and very active.All the indications are,is it WILL happen again.

Rita Ora.I have to say,im not so familiar with her singing,but i saw her in a magazine,didnt realise what an impressive rack she has.

So,on to the peelist she goes.I MUST get around to watching these sexy celebs have a wee,not managed a one so far,and my list keeps growing.😁

I do think its great that we get more members.Male and Female,of course,i prefer more FEMALE members,they are after all,the object of my fetishes,but all are welcome.Lets hope they all hang around,and become as well known as everyone of us long servers.

Havent seen Riley around for a while?

This one is pretty perfect to me!

Moron celebrating the pointless killing of a large defenceless animal.Who ARE these losers that take pleasure in killing such amazing wildlife?

Maybe though it would be so normal as to become indifferent.You wouldnt give it a second thought.Also,of course is the public hygiene issue,it wouldnt be very nice to be paddling around in hundreds of gallons of urine all over the place would it?I think it works pretty well as it is.

I would be totally ok with people "disliking" any of my posts,if they thought it merited it.I never purport to be omnipotent,that MY musings are all knowing,all sweetness.

Its completely normal among people to have disagreements occasionally isnt it?All im saying is we should have a way for you to express an opinion,thats not basically 1 0f 6 ways to simply "like" something,whilst being unable to express displeasure.Thats all,just normal discussion really,do YOU 100% agree with EVERYTHING your friends,colleagues or family say or do?But ok thats all i meant.

And yes,ill never apologise for having opinions.

End of.Cheers!

Shes a very clever woman,who interviews prime ministers and politicians,and here we are reducing her to this!What are we like?

Sophie,you beat me to her!

I was watching her myself,and having "improper" thoughts!Nice one!

This is a tale of slight embarrassment.

I have a female friend who is as good a "mate" as any bloke you could meet,ive known her years,but "its not like that",ok.We are "just good friends".Ive known her when we all been out and i know she got off with a guy now and then,and i was happy with that,even had a laugh about it.

Anyway,this was a few years ago,we had been on a works xmas do,plenty of drinking etc.As we live near each other we decided to do the short 15 minute walk home.I was fine,but as we got near her house,she said give me a xmas kiss,which i was happy to do,we were both drunk etc,and it was fine.I did get a little "sprung" of course,but it never crossed my mind to want to shag my friend...but anyway,after that she said,"if i go behind this skip will you keep look out for me?"

I knew what she meant,and of course i said i would.So just at the rear of some shops,were some recycling bins.She went behind and i tried to keep a little distance.However,she couldnt hide her hissy splashing,then with a final squirt,she calls out"you got any tissue?".....I did as it happened,but i said "no".I didnt want to see my friend with no knickers on.So i guess she just made do without a wipe,and finished.We were going home in 5 minutes anyway..

"Ok" she said,"Im done now"...BUT i did have a pretty hard boner,guys will know,when you start seeping fluid a little,really hard,my trousers must have looked like i had a rowing boat in there or something because when she rejoined me,she said "whats up with you here?""You not got stiffy with me having a wee?"Then we just started to laugh,"OMG you pervert" she laughed..So anyway,we soon got her to hers,and she said "id ask you in but i dont think im safe!"...at that i said "yeah,yeah,if you were a man,youd be the same"...

So i left my saucy pal,but i DID walk home,with a slight detour to where she had been,and just had a little peek at her puddle she left not 10 mins ago.

To have good female pals can be very interesting...

1 hour ago, sd91 said:

How about an underpass/subway? They stink of piss and are covered in graffiti anyway. I've often had a sneaky wee under them, even one that had a camera! It's nice to know all the cars and people walking above ground don't know you're weeing on the floor near them, with your fanny out!

I think we need photographic evidence sd91!😊

Are you British?The word "fanny" in USA means "bum",not vagina as in UK.

1 hour ago, sd91 said:

Do any of the ladies here or those who know of ladies urination habits, take aim?

If I'm not using a toilet I tand to put my hand at my hip line above my vagina and can guide my stream enough from there. So I often pull things upwards using this technique but dont often hold my lips, unless I can clean my hands!

 

One of the main times I aimed with my lips was to piss up the wall of a house in a back street. I was 18 and I'd fell out with someone. On the way back home from school I was gonna wee in the woods as I had got really into doing at the time, but only a minute away from the woods was this persons house! I came through the woods through a gap in the fence that led on to a row of houses. This was the side of them and there was a little alley to get into each one.

With their house at the corner I walked through the alley and back again a couple of times I think, to make sure nobody was there. Then I dropped my tights and lifted up my skirt and the back of my school blazer with one hand, my lips held with the other. I then squirted as hard as I could to spray my piss up their wall in the squatting position. My hand was getting soaked with piss (which is why I dont often do it now) and I kept aiming left to right as my stream went against the wall. I stopped, stood up with my tights and underwear around my shins, and pissed up the wall for a good few seconds before I heard someone coming and stopped, pulled everything back up. I walked out as someone walked past, presumably a neighbour. I don't know if they ever went down the alley and saw the obvious puddle.

I actually went back into the woods  through another alley and touched myself up to a quick orgasm. Back then I was a bit more reckless and nobody really needed to walk through those woods...

Isnt just squatting easier though?Without a "hosepipe" i would think its a bit tricky to piss standing up?Dont you get all dripping on your underwear round your knees?

I guess in women,you need to try to pull up the urethra,which in women seems to be at a lower angle compared to men,ours OBVIOUSLY is longer and probably half an inch higher up.

But kudos for getting one off anyway!

Well,as long as you dont wet the bed.Too much work to have to change.Enjoy the release!

46 minutes ago, Rewdna said:

There is a 'report post' option available.Otherwise I'm sure if you speak to a moderator or admin in a private message,they will be able to help you.They're called moderators for a reason.

Thats too much work.I saw something this morning that i thought wasnt really what we are about and wanted to just say "nah" somehow.Maybe if enough people do that the moderators can take notice.