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Still cant think of any new female celbrities....that i havent mentioned before anyway.😕

2 hours ago, UnabashedUser said:

 

NOT really a celebrity?

Keeley nooooo!shes too sweet to have had some guy shoot his wad into her!😥(good for her.just kidding)

I did once write on here for our lovely ladies,the question,whats the most unusual object they might ever have inserted into their vagina,or even whats the biggest cock they might have had?I gather Hairbrushes are very popular among women.An innocent everyday thing that you can carry round if ever you get "an emergency" eh?I notice that on their dressing tables they have a few different types of brushes...im on to you you naughty girls!

I can try to describe getting erection perhaps.All of a sudden your body kind of starts to shut down and you get a feeling that you NEED to empty your fluids like NOW!Of course,we are civilsed people and we can control that usually.Its quite a pleasant feeling to be erect,but also kind of bothersome.The more you try to get it to deflate,the more it seems to enlarge.Usually it will go with no further stimulus after a very short time,however,it can often leave you with a little sticky bit in the pants.Most times when really aroused,we exude a little pre-cum.

A few years ago,visiting a friend,his wife came down from the shower in her gown,and began to dry her hair.Very innocent,but the fact she told us she had only her knickers on DID arouse me,and i had to pretend i was reading a newspaper to hide my bulgy bits.Luckily i managed to get it to go quickly...This sort of thing can occur,in your mind,sexualising what is an innocent situation..😒

I think pregnancy makes women pee a bit more often too.I like the thought of Hayden Pannetierre sloping off for a quick jimmy riddle!

I just realised,i cant think of any more "celebrities" i havent already mentioned.Most now are only local TV or weather girls.Any suggestions would be welcomed.

I think perhaps overlooked advantage women have,is the ability to become aroused in public without anyone needing to know.You might get a little soggy in the knickers,but whos to know?If youre a guy and you get horny,maybe you see up a skirt in a park etc,you begin to "inflate" your penis.All of a sudden you cant stand up for a few minutes.Or if youre dancing with a girl in a club or party you get stiffy and it can be awkward,if the girl is a friend etc.

Well good for her.Shes certainly done her time in porn thats for sure.

This works on a few levels!https://xhamster.com/videos/desperate-girl-finally-found-a-place-to-piss-pee-rain-11687949#mlrelated

Here with a girl who goes by as "Tiffany" sometimes.

How she manages to miss the bucket i dont know!Tiffany does a really lovely one,straight down.https://xhamster.com/videos/christmas-party-girls-pissing-in-the-office-8139654

You can still find her vids here and there.

On 9/7/2019 at 6:57 PM, Peefreak99 said:

Anti air veichle works against both enemy ground forces and air also i guess it could be used at shore to take down enemy naval forces if they get too close. 

FlakPanzer Gepard of the Bundeswehr.Nothing like large calibre machine guns to wipe out infantry.In WW2 the Bulge,a platoon of US M3 halftracks equipped with 4 .50 calibre machine guns defending a crossroads wiped out a battalion of attacking infantry.It was called "the meatchopper".

The advent of the tank and armoured vehicle types in WW1,and then the massive use of armoured formations in WW2,caused problems for the infantry.There were the towed kind of field guns,weighing a ton or more,but these needed their own transport,and were unwieldy,and stationary.

Most countries developed some kind of man-portable anti armour weapon.The USA the Bazooka,which by 1944,couldnt really do much damage beyond a lucky shot against the huge Panzers of that time.But enough to maybe make them think about moving on,and could destroy more light vehicles,trucks,half tracks etc.Indeed today,a creed of the USMC is "hunting tanks is fun and easy",as a squad with a Bazooka,is better against tanks,than often another tank.

The British developed the PIAT (Platoon,Infantry,Anti Tank).This fired a hollow charge via a heavy compressed spring.It WAS quite effective against panzers,at the battle of Arnhem,Major Cain of the 1st Airborne using a PIAT did disable a few german tanks.However,the PIAT was unwieldy,heavy,and required loading by standing on a baseplate(in the heat of battle,standing up isnt recommended),and kicked like a mule upon firing.

The Germans late in the war,developed perhaps the best anti-tank weapon.The Panzerfaust.

This was made in thousands,a one shot,throw away tube,that fired a hollow charge projectile about a 100 yards or so,and would penetrate over 5 inches of armour.This was more than all allied tanks up to that time..At close ranges as in the hedgerow country in Normandy,good troops armed with these took a fair toll of the Shermans that the allied forces were mainly equipped with.

Also,in the last weeks of the war,as the allies closed in from West and East,the Panzerfaust was such a simple point and aim weapon,that civilians could use it easily.Apart from the risk of being killed by the enemy supporting infantry of course!The Germans in WW2 were very good at developing weapons quickly to suit needs.

A post about how long you might have gone without sex,has prompted me to write here about my own kind of experience.

I can recommend the film,"Personal Services" with Julie Walters,to give an impression of this seedy lifestyle.

A long time ago,a nice relationship i was in unfortunately ended quite abruptly and not that mutually.These things happen,so you must try to move on,and get your life in order.Not all love stories have a fairy-tale ending.

I was lonely,and frustated,after quite regular shagging with my ex,for a good while.

In my case,after a few months of not really trying to meet another girl,i saw an advert in the paper.This was the days when "Massages" were advertised in the local paper.Yes,"massage" was a euphemism,for a prostitute working out of a dingy flat etc,or a town centre "massage parlour",both usually not such pleasant premises..they smell heavily of air-freshener.Which is an indicator of in fact how many guys that day BEFORE you,and for the benefit of those AFTER you,have sweatily ejaculated on the premises.Ewwwwww,it doesnt bear thinking of.Often in "the room" is a waste-paper bin,that even by mid-day,will be nearly full of tissues.The nasty semen soaked remains,of other mens fantasies,no doubt caused by the same hands of the very same girl,thats now wiping up YOUR semen soaked fantasies.

So,i rang up,made an appointment for the evening,and i went along.It was a terrace house,and  i must admit,an attractive blonde girl let me in ,and led me upstairs,where we undressed,and she slipped a condom on me,then lowered herself,cowgirl style upon me.It was kind of rushed,and i didnt really enjoy it.I withdrew,and she finished me off by hand.I handed over my £30,and left.I could almost hear the curtains twitching as i walked to my car i parked at the end of the street.This address was in another part of town,but not so far that just maybe,someone i knew might have seen me.

But upon arriving home,i felt so dirty,YET,i felt like i could fuck any of these women i wanted.A strange sense of self-loathing,that id reduced myself to paying for sex,and a sense of sexual power,that for a few pounds,i could arrange to meet a sexy woman,and have the dirtiest sex i could wish for....which i did on many occasions.Also,a sense of somehow getting my own back on my ex..dunno how THAT works!.In relation to OUR thing here,i probably got to watch maybe 15 women urinate,over time.I have to say,a lot of these women are quite young pretty,intelligent,youd be surprised,you expect 50 year old flabby trollops,and many were quite attractive,perhaps in "normal" life,the kind of girl you might imagine wouldnt give you the time of day.But here,"if the price is right",the cutie will urinate upon you,before the blowjob,before the handjob!

To end my long tale of self loathing,i want to say to any guys in a similar position.Please dont even think of it.Yes,you can go have easy casual sex.But at what cost,to your self respect,and of course,financially.These women dont do pee three-somes for free...As most people say,if i could go back in time,i would probably go have that first paid sexual encounter,and no more.I count myself very lucky to never have caught an STD or anything worse too..For a while after,yes,you feel like king of the world,as you walk through the town,back to your car etc.By the time you get home,you feel like a pathetic failure.Is THIS what i have become..

I gave it up a while even before i joined on to peefans,so a long time now.But,the temptation of easy sex is there,the reality is just nasty.This was torn out of my soul,and i hope people read it and take on board my points raised.Its not the proudest period of my life i hope you understand..I wouldnt be judgemental of any man,or woman that does this,life is what it is,but it can be avoided on lifes list of "things you shouldnt really do",like heroin use,or bank robbery etc.DONT DO IT.

Thank you.

Its weird in my life when younger i had a lot of sexual encounters very quickly,the term "a lot" of course is subjective,but i did not too bad.Then after a relationship or so,as you get older,it tends to die away.I had a nice platonic cuddly type of relationship for a while,this was very nice and pleasnt to me.

too embarrassed to say!I always have my dear friend "Miss Palmer" to assist!🤣

Recently i rediscovered my "pee mojo" as it were and i enjoyed rediscovering it,thanks to those lovely Japanese girls.https://xhamster.com/videos/japanese-amateurs-pissing-9636570

Aubrey Plaza..

49 minutes ago, labialover said:

Which one are you?

Ladies anyone a 6 or 29?Lovely!I think i can say one of our gorgeous girls is like a 30.hee hee...

Well,im not a gynaecologist or anything,but i would guess various shades of yellow?

Hmmm i think to a regiment of bacteria,the labia would resemble the Grand Canyon...

Well im sure they have their job to do.(im not sure what the labia actually do)

23 hours ago, Anemone said:

Well, then, just for the sake of scholarly study, here is a view of that one long labial lip showing loud and proud.

So labia can be asymetrical?You live and learn..

Sophie for the less arty of us,could you tell us the idea behind this concept?The cylinder looks good full.