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On 10/21/2019 at 5:32 PM, Lovetoholdin said:

The white stuff in the mix in that glass would be her cum.

I find it far easier to believe that it's cake frosting in the glass than to believe it's her cum.  That's A LOT of thick creamy cum from someone who doesn't have a prostate gland.    

1 hour ago, Takashi96 said:

I don't see this often but, please, please, please, do not piss on the changing table! Those babies did nothing to you.

I'm the first one to engage in naughty peeing, but still, I agree with you here.   I was in a park one day, no one there, and I wanted to pee down the slide.  Then it occurred to me that kids use the slide, and I decided not to pee on it.   You have to draw a line somewhere.

I think most of us here enjoy naughty peeing.  Here's two of mine, a long pee in public, and a public pants wetting: 

https://peefans.com/topic/24302-peeing-my-pants-intentionally-in-public/

Ok, I was suspicious that particular word might have been a problem, so I changed it to “social media”. But when that didn’t remove the  hidden issue, I wasn’t sure what the problem was. Thank you very much for clarifying. 

45 minutes ago, Daniel_defo said:

3) Toilet, bathtub peeing are boring af.

Absolutely pointless.  Toilet peeing, bathtub peeing, shower peeing... You need at least a little naughtiness, there's no naughtiness in any of those. 

11 minutes ago, janny-ammerson said:

You might be surprised how common it is. 

Ghosting?  No.  I unfortunately know how common it is. 

I've co-authored two books on graphic design, I know tech publishers.  But no other publishers.  I'd love to write a book on ghosting and the rest of the internet's dating scams.  

https://peefans.com/topic/16473-what-are-your-pee-fantasies/page/9/?tab=comments#comment-335134

This was just another post on pee fantasies, does anyone know why it is hidden? 

14 hours ago, Allante said:

and maybe some generic hooptie car to use as a toilet whenever and wherever need be. 

Me and a young woman who lives near me whom I met on social media were actually talking recently about getting a broken down $300 car and using it as a toilet.  Go on a road trip, pee our pants in it whenever we want to, openly pee on the dashboard, peeing on each other... and then junk it when the smell got bad.  

Of course, she ghosted me when I used the 4 letter "M Word".  Meet.  As in "We should meet."  I guess she thought we would do all this without ever meeting each other. 

So @puddyls isn't the only one here who intentionally pees his or her pants in public. :P 

This is a very public pee under a table at Dunkin Donuts 

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/album/Peeing-Under-the-Table-at-Dunkin 

And this is a very public intentional pants wetting outside of a theater on the stairs leading to the mall. 

(Sorry, the original was rotated incorrectly, it has been corrected.) 

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Public-Stairs-Pants-Pee 

On 8/17/2022 at 12:48 AM, LickerLover said:

Me being the chivalrous person I am, offer to lick her clean... I honor my offer and lick her pussy clean, and also a few drips that has gotten on her legs.

Once we’ve crossed this line, we never turn back, and my tongue is the only thing that cleans her pussy after each pee... 

OF COURSE you licked her pussy clean.  It's the gentlemanly thing to do!!

I have this same fantasy, after having done something similar with a diaper girl about 10 years ago.  Whenever she would wet, I would lick her muffin  clean as part of her diaper change.  You can barely taste the pee, the other flavors down there overpower it, but it's still such an erotic thing to do.   I'm still looking for another diaper girl.  Probably for this reason. 🙂

I'd love to see more women comment on this.  Or maybe they have nothing to add.  We're so eager to fulfill their pee fantasies, if they've dated one of us, we already fulfill every pee fantasy they have. 😛

On 6/16/2015 at 9:48 AM, Buddy said:

My first site was wetting her panties. Sky mouse does a very good job with this site.

Until one of his employees accidentally uploaded a picture where you could see the water hose in the model's pants creating the "pee".   I can't take him or his site seriously since then. 

That's like saying we had no consent in being conceived.  True, but irrelevant.  

I'm not turning this into a pissing contest.  You're getting a little overly sensitive.  The numbers are there, choose to believe them or choose not to believe them.  

11 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

This is a topic in which I have done a great deal of research, and I'm afraid your studies are nowhere near as compelling as you think they are. One of them used Kenyan long haul truck drivers as a sample group. Let that marinate for awhile citizen of the first world. 

I have noticed that you guys who are uncut get all emotional when the health issue comes up but it really is true.  Guys who are cut are less likely to catch diseases like AIDS from a women versus guys who are uncut.  Also less likely to transmit disease to a woman.  

<snip> <snip> ... Get it cut, gentlemen ... 

"Health benefits: Male circumcision can reduce a male’s chances of acquiring HIV by 50% to 60% during heterosexual contact with female partners with HIV, according to data from three clinical trials. Circumcised men compared with uncircumcised men have also been shown in clinical trials to be less likely to acquire new infections with syphilis (by 42%), genital ulcer disease (by 48%), genital herpes (by 28% to 45%), and high-risk strains of human papillomavirus associated with cancer (by 24% to 47% percent).

While male circumcision has not been shown to reduce the chances of HIV transmission to female partners, it does reduce the chance that a female partner will acquire a new syphilis infection by 59%. In observational studies, circumcision has been shown to lower the risk of penile cancer, cervical cancer in female sexual partners, and infant urinary tract infections in male infants."

https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/fact-sheets/hiv/male-circumcision-HIV-prevention-factsheet.html 

Pee S:  As Elaine said in Seinfeld, referring to an uncut ex: "It had no personality!" 

Pee Pee S: And these studies had nothing to do with Dr. Fredo so let's not go there! :) 

Pee Pee Pee S: And you do know what the treatment is for penile cancer, don't you?   ✂️

I usually pee my pants (swim shorts) in the pool.   I would not rule out making my towel pissy or peeing my pants on the grass as you did.  I like the feeling of peeing my pants, so I probably would not choose the bushes.  And the facilities are out of the question!  

Mine was Patches Place.  I worked with computers at work and even taught myself to program before ever having a home computer.  I bought my first PC, a Packard Bell 🤢 75 Mhz, on August 1, 1996, so I must have found Patches around September of 1996.   Patches.net.  Patches was selling some old VHS pee video from... maybe Baker Video?   That doesn't sound quite right, I'm not sure.  I think she was also distributing for a small VHS company in Central Florida.  I used to trade pee videos and magazines with the owner.  She started producing her own pee videos starting with Patches 1, which was also on VHS.   She then started distributing movies on CDs, which were obviously better quality, and I think she produced about 4 dozen wetting videos, with some really cute models like Sweet "Melissa".   I believe she ended up being the sole US distribution site for most of the European companies making pee videos.   Around the time when the credit card companies cut ties with sites making pee videos, she sold Patches Place.  Smart move.  She's still around as an admin on another pee forum.   Patches, you broke my internet pee cherry.  I frequently ask her to marry me and she frequently pretends she's not interested. 😛      

Pee S: Patches produced two classic naughty pee clips, one with Melissa peeing her pants on a mall Santa's lap, and another with a woman walking in a restaurant, standing in front of a full length window, and in clear view of the restaurant customers and employees, and peed herself all the way down to her toes, and then walked out as if nothing unusual had happened.   Patches recorded a lot of her videos in Niagara Falls, where I also spent 6 years, I somewhat suspect that being downwind from Love Canal may be the cause of our pee fetishes.  😁  

Can't remember them.  Ginger Lynn was another favorite (everybody loved her) and I think she had a hot younger sister, Amber Lynn?

Curious, who are your favorites?  One of mine is Megan Leigh, I saw her lick another girl's ass once and became hooked an something I thought I would never do. 

My other favorite, Stacey Donovan, aka Tracy Donovan.  So cute, and she looked like a friend's sister.  :Þ 

Sorry about the image quality, I assume they're taken from '80s VHS tapes.  

And yes, along with Megan Leigh, Stacey Donovan also had smallish breasts, B Cups. :-) 

On 8/20/2022 at 10:44 PM, Peenicks said:

Going to the beach, being buried from the neck down in sand, unable to move, and having desperate beach-goers relieve themselves in or on me.

Since you're stuck, I thought you were going to say relieving yourself in the sand.  

And another thing... 

* I could do without the Chaturbate ads every time I go to porn hub.  I know they need advertising, but it's overkill.  And frequently something I do NOT want to see, like big tits or porn that's degrading to women.  FFS, they fire women who pee on cam at Chaturbate, yet they advertise on pee porn videos.   100% hypocritical bullshit. 

22 hours ago, oliver2 said:

I mostly agree, but feel like this is an honourable exception. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d61af846ff1b

That was just a quick flash, and they were practically falling out of her blouse anyway.  And nice titties!  I agree, no problems there.  

2 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

The woman squats down as expected, everything is going fine and then she lifts her top. 

Okay, that's a legitimate point.  If she starts out naked, fine.  If she displays her tits after she starts peeing, you're right, that can be a distraction. 

A couple more annoyances: 

* Guys lying flat on their back for golden showers.  FFS, no one can swallow in that position.  

* Pee portrayed as degrading.  There is nothing degrading about pee.  When a woman shares her pee with me, I'm honored. 

10 hours ago, WendyMarty said:

Females pissing with their tits exposed, why?

Well, the vast majority of porn buyers are guys, and we like seeing tits.  lol - sorry - it really is that simple. 

On 12/15/2020 at 7:18 PM, smith456 said:

what about Moonstone Vixen 1 2 she's on OF, cool girl

These sound like 2 that are worth seeing but they're no longer on Manyvids.  Anyone know where I can find them?