Peevert

So this started out with my doing an unplanned outdoor pee.  I considered peeing my pants, but I wanted to delay that, since peeing my pants is usually my last pee before going home, and it was still early.  I had to pee so badly that I started leaking into my undies as I looked around for a place to let go.  I decided to pee under an outdoor table at Dunkin Donuts. 

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/-IMG_9243-PEE-UNDER-TABLE-DUNKIN-DONUTS

After that came the best part of the night.  I sat down and peed my pants at the mall.  Totally flooded myself, as you'll see.  Several attractive young ladies walked by, I hope one saw me.

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/PEED-MY-PANTS-AT-THE-MALL

As I was pulling into my driveway at the end of the night, I had to pee again.  Fortunately, the car seat was prepared (it's almost always prepared: a thin sheet of plastic covered with two thick towels). I relaxed and peed my pants.  I missed getting it on video, but I did get a good look at the aftermath.  

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/-IMG_9288-PEE-PANTS-IN-CAR

On 12/21/2021 at 3:42 AM, foxypiss said:

Yes, and I've always wanted to pee in someone's mouth so that would REALLY turn me on 

Would you like a volunteer? I love swallowing pee, the taste changes according to what the woman has ate and drank, but it's always erotic!

My unfulfilled drinking fantasy is for a girl to leak pee while I lick her and then flood me when she cums. ❤️

I like it.  It's clever.  

Your "muffin".  Too cute. :-) I usually call the whole area a woman's "Special Place", which of course consists of her "Happy Button" and her "Sugar Cookie" or "Honey Pot"  :P 

So puddyls, a sincere thank you for a glimpse of your Honey Pot.  :-) 

I have only drank pee in a dark friction room in a stripper bar.   And it tasted anywhere from a little to a lot different every time.   I'm told clear pee is less bitter, and if that's true, clear pee would be my first choice for drinking.  But for everything else (getting peed on, peeing my pants, etc...) I think I would prefer yellow pee.  It just looks like pee should look.  And yellow pee is so much more photogenic! 

48 minutes ago, Kupar said:

I'm doing a project on the Color Climax Corporation's publications and films at the moment. They published a magazine called Sex Bizarre, that specialised in peeing.

And unfortunately that one issue where the model did more than pee, but I digress....  

Color Climax Corporation's "Sex Bizarre" was my first exposure to actually seeing people pee on each other.  Thank you Color Climax! :-)  BTW one issue of a CCC magazine even carried an advertisement from a photographer saying that he only uses a certain brand camera (might have been Canon) to shoot the magazine's scenes.  Try doing THAT in puritanical America.  :-) 

Ozabot, Remi, thank you!! Looking forward to trying this out!! 

Sure! Here's a random pee video from PornHub:  

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f43ddbc23b75

The actual video is located here:

blob:https://www.pornhub.com/15679e8a-7107-4462-a2a3-a4b035bd55fe

Can't get it to download. 

Thanks!

I'm seeing more and more video encased in an HTML "blob", which complicates downloading.  I'm curious as to what methods users have found for overcoming Blob issues. 

Thanks!  

On 11/20/2021 at 10:41 PM, Peevert said:

Small breasts are delicate, feminine, and adorable.  

And I forgot to mention very sensitive. ☺️

Peē S: Be careful with those new electric theater chairs. 🤯ZZZZZAP! 
 

I hope to find a woman in South Florida someday whom I can share this with. 🥰

Theaters are an amazing place to pee. I have pulled out Mr. Happy and peed on the back of the seat in front of me, kind of using it as my own personal urinal. 
 

But my favorite thing to do at a movie is peē my pants in my seat. I’ve done it 5 or 6 times, it’s the best wetting I have ever experienced. 
 

In the future I may try to avoid cushion seats, since the next person to sit there shouldn’t have to sit in a soaked chair. 
 

I have to try standing at the entrance peeing my pants sometime. 
 

For anyone who thinks peeing in your own bed is naughty peeing, THIS is naughty peeing! 

There's a radiology test where you have to lay on an exam table and pee all over yourself and the table while x-rays are taken.  I was hoping for your sake you were having that done. :P It's called a "voiding somethingorother". 

I peed my pants in my car last night. I had to pee so badly when I left the bar that it was literally hurting. As soon as I got in my car I let go. Felt WONDERFUL. I had to make a stop at Walgreens and about 15 minutes after the initial wetting I had to pee again. I sat down in my car and let go. I saw that I was overflowing my towel and getting the seat wet, so I got out of the car and continued peeing in my pants. About 30 minutes later, I wet myself one more time before going inside. A successful night of wetting. Sitting down wetting (or laying in bed) is the best.  
 

My black towels don’t show peē well, I should get light gray towels. 😛

Real panty wetting accidents. 

Truly beautiful young women on this site, mostly Eastern Europeans who look like they turned 18 the day before the video was shot. 

But... 

They advertise "pee drinking" in their tags on many of their videos.  But no one swallows.  That's not "pee drinking", it's "pee spitting".  Ever since I started drinking pee about 6 years ago, it disgusts me to see a beautiful woman's pee being spit out.  For that reason, I cancelled my membership.  Girls spit.  Women swallow.  And in the interest of not being sexist:  Boys spit.  Men swallow.     

On 9/19/2018 at 9:07 AM, Riley said:

I could be biased since I have small boobs but I have no desire to really have bigger breasts. Is it seen as unattractive to have small breasts though? I'm curious xD

There are very few things I find more attractive on a woman than small breasts.  A Cups or B Cups.  I would prefer to see a woman with no breasts and just pretty little nipples than see a woman with large breasts.   So please, don't even think about changing yours!  Small breasts are delicate, feminine, and adorable.  All things I look for in a woman.   Specially adorable.   

She apologized for political correctness.  I agree with you: no harm no foul.  

One of the things I love about peeing underwater is that the water keeps the warm pee close to my body.  Makes the whole experience longer lasting and even more enjoyable. 

I don't think I've ever cum underwater.  Gotta try that sometime. :D 

They're the best orgasms a man will ever have.  We cum without even toughing ourselves.  And your brain always picks a pretty girl.  I stopped having them around 40, but an interesting drug, bromocriptine  (invented by Dr. Albert Hoffman, the pharmacist who invented LSD) brought them back!  But now that I've hit 50, they just don't happen anymore.  Even on a double dose of bromocriptine.  Has anyone ever heard of a medication, or food, or other workaround? 

On 10/14/2021 at 12:46 AM, ShyPeeMan said:

I don't think that's possible for us men but it sounds great.

I would love to do that.  And when women squirt, it's basically what they're doing: having a peegasm (peeing and cumming at the same time).  But I agree, I don't think it's possible for men.  The pee flow cuts off when we cum, supposedly an evolutionary effort to protect sperm from the deadly (to sperm) heat and acidity of pee. 

Once again, as with multiple orgasms, mother nature gave us the finger and gave women the superior anatomy.  

Gotta love panty stains. Thank you for sharing! 

17 hours ago, Carb0nBased said:

I can't imagine anyone would try to pee through that "crack", as nobody's fly is down there when sitting on a bicycle, and nobody rides in skirts.

I can See how it would make it easier for a woman to pee while riding because her pee would go straight through her shorts and through the crack In the seat. 

Nothing cuter than a girl in a diaper. Except for a girl in a yellow diaper. :D 

Thank you! 

I asked one of the Mods if I could post a "selfie" video of me masrurbating, he said yes, if I posted it here, and clearly labeled it as male masturbation. 

I enjoy exhibitionism, and it's sometimes helpful to see the technique used by other guys.   

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/MVI_0270-10-Squirts-2-pass-ps-removed