Great Horned Owl

All, As you know I am an older dude who has a gorgeous wife and am blessed to have my SIL and MIL as frequent visitors. They practically live here for logistical and familial reasons. The three of them have monster bladders but all piss differently which makes the pleasure that much more intense. We were going out to dinner and a show in the City when the SIL who is the primary instigator said beforehand let us not piss when we are out, and that includes you Tiny. It will be a game to see how would be the most desperate and fullest when we got home. I know we I was going to lose. I h

The other two say "you can piss harder but I can piss longer" heha. The wife has one powerful stream and she likes to show off and tease men with it. She deliberately makes sure she misses hard in the water when we have guests so others hear her. Quite the opposite from many women. She says, "that is why I married her". I say, "I married you because you are hit in bed, lol". She is very skilled and only 29 years old. She will only get better till age 40. If we don't have children which is likely she will still be a top performer for many decades to come.

All, When my plumber was over the other day and he looked at the master bedroom toilet he noticed that there is a crack or chip in the porcelain and could not understand how that would happen. Immediately I figured it out but did not tell him. Usually during the day the wife will stand over the toilet and direct her monster heavy flow straight in the water so I can hear and watch her empty out. She aims to please. In fact, five years ago on our first date I noticed she did this because she was so loud in the bathroom. Even then she was trying to turn me on subconsciously. The SIL and

The girls have peed at the same time not in competition but because they have to go. When the wife is one of the two or three I make sure she gets all of my observation attention as not to set off alarms that I am interested in the other two. If the MIL and SIL go at same time I pay attention to MIL so SIL does not think I am into her, though I love her piss. MIL does not get frisky if others at home like no unzipping my trousers but if her and I are alone we play in the bathroom - our secret - MIL enjoys turning me on.

The SIL holds the re order at 4 minutes 13 seconds start to finish. She is the "quiet" one among the three as she does not indicate her bladder is full very often as she just squirms around a lot. When we come back from an outing she is always first out of the car and runs to the toilet by the entry, pulls her panties down and starts were light steady flow in the water stays with the door open. I linger around the bathroom but sometimes one of the others bust me for listening to her and or they have to empty themselves. MIL is more discret when daughters are around. The wife would win any

Glad you enjoy. The shows these girls put on is out of this world. I have waited a long time for this. I have it now and seized the opportunity.

All, We had a warm spell this past week so my MIL went to a friend's pool to have cocktails and commiserate with other women. My girls went with her but then departed to get a bite to eat while MIL came over my house to pee like she usually does to tease me. MIL pranced into the house in a black bikini. Like I had indicated earlier she has gone on a diet, hired a trainer for strength training to complement her tennis regimen so she looks really buff these days. Stands about 5.7.125 with nice definition in upper body. She always could pee well but I think she has become even better wi

She can hold up to 2.25 liters or 2250 ml, a lot of piss. SIL can hold 2.4 liters, MIL can hold 2 liters even. A lot of piss for all three. I have recorded all three girls but they don't want is shared with anyone. Sorry.

All, As I have written in the past the wife and my SIL and MIL have monster bladders - it must run in the family. The girls call me "Tiny" because I can barely hold a third of the urine they can but that is a conversation for another day. Wife comes home from work and grocery shopping in her short grey tweed mini skirt and white sleeveless blouse with a very skimpy black Victoria Secret bra that barely holds her full "B" cup in. Looking like she is in agony she whispers in my ear after a quick kiss that she is going to explode with piss. Meanwhile, I have my plumber friend fixing t

Just stroking with my cock outside my trousers. Quite often it is a mad scramble from the time the wife stops peeing and when she starts riding me. Often just yank trousers down and she jumps on board and pumps hard.

All, Had a rather pleasant experience from my MIL'S tennis team partner. She is 62 years old, wavy short grey and black hair, geey tight t shirt with "C" boob job, white tennis skirt and is 5.3.115. Very slender woman who drinks water like a fish and has a bubbly personality. It did not take long before she emptied her bladder and then she peed in rapid succession. All of her pees were almost identical. MIL told me that she thinks I would like her pee but made it clear she was off limits. Ms. Overactive bladder had one 16 Oz glass of water in her when she rapidly walked to the bathro

All, Good news. My MIL broke up with her new boyfriend because all he wanted to do was drink and be fat. MIL is a very active, trim and vibrant 56 year old woman who wants more. MIL called at 5 pm and said she just finished her last real estate closing and that her bladder was going to explode. She desperately asked if she could use my toilet to drain out. I said, "sure" but you better get here because the wife shows up at 6 pm unless she hits the gym first. SIL was on a trip so no worries about her. Now that the table was set I double checked on when the wife thought she would be ho

All, I often write about the many hot pee experiences I have been blessed to observe. Today, I am writing about pee frustration. Yesterday I had my cleaning girl clean my mountain home while I was working there in my office. I wanted to be around in case she decided to empty her bladder out. I kept feeding her cranberry juice as that stimulate her bladder to produce more urine. The Girl cleaned for 5 hours with no pee so I mentioned she could have dinner with the wife and I. She accepted. I then mentioned she could freshen up in the bathroom as she worked up a sweat cleaning. She was

That sounds quite hot. I know plenty women in their 50s and 60s who are smoking hot in bed and in the bathroom. Women are like fine wine. They mature after 40 and their best years are often well padt that age. Watching and listening to a hot older woman empty out is fantastic. You are lucky to have such opportunities in your hiking partners. Horney Old Owl

All, Quick short story. My MIL plays a lot of tennis socially so she is around a lot of women in the 50 plus category who are in very good physical shape. MIL went shopping for fashion accessories with a very attractive older woman of 62 who looked not a day padt 50. She came to the house after an outing and was desperate to empty her bladder as she immediately ran to the toilet to release. MIL girlfriend is 5.8.125, short salt pepper black and grey hair, wearing low cut very tight long sleeve black lycra top, leopard print mini skirt, hoop earrings, very stiff firm "B" cup bra

All, Another post about my new office Girl. Yesterday, she came to my office wearing a very tight white sleeveless top, pink lacy "D" cup bra that was bursting, tight shirt Jean mini skirt. Girl worked for 6 hours for me, a longer shift as I had extra work for her. In the past I have written about her tinkling in the toilet and many commenter's thought she should be a hard pisser. Though, she was not a hard pisser and never will be she did have a heavier flow. She kept mentioning during her shift how full her bladder was but did not wish to empty it until desperation set in. Upo

All, At least once a month I make sure to take the wife out on a date. It could be dining, dancing, theater, weekend retreat in the mountains, skiing at Mt Hood. A variety of activities. This month I took her to dinner followed by a show. A dressy affair and she did not disappoint. While standing 5.9.125 pounds, long wavy blonde hair, "B" cup bra, white lacy bra underneath she wore a black sleeveless low cut slinky dress with a slit up the side with three inch black heels. She just got highlights on her hair and purchased some new bracelets and loop earrings. To top things off She wo

Brad, Office Girl must like to flirt and must feel comfortable with her body and or wants to "perform" in the bathroom to raise her stock with me resulting in more financial renumeration. I can be influenced, discretely and indirectly of course. She came over today wearing a pink floral design very tight sleeveless dress that was mid calf length. Her very full "D" cup bra with nipples exposed in full view. Near the end of her shift she asked to use the bathroom after consuming 44oz of beverages (I was monitoring her intake). She left the door ajar again, quickly lifted her dress up and pu

I am okay with whatever she releases as long as I can listen and better yet watch her performance!

All, I recently hired an office girl to help me with some administrative duties in running my business. Of course I not only looked at her qualifications but also how she projected herself outwardly to my clients. I did not need a real experienced individual so went with a young girl of 19 who is going to community college now. She is 5.5.120 pounds with a full "D" cup bra that she likes to show off with tight revealing tops. She has wavy elegantly styled thick dirty blonde hair along with perfect nails painted a dull red which are fake as well. I don't think she has had a boob job a

All, Here is another story on my sexy MIL. Last Friday she called me at 4:30 pm and asked me if she can use my bathroom before heading out for drinks with her girlfriends. She said her bladder was very full and did not want to use the work or bar toilet. Of course, I said "yes". I think she makes these "bathroom requests" because she knows it turns me on as well it does for her. She arrived at 5 pm and stated I had not peed since 10 am. Immediately I got very aroused. She pranced in with a tight shoet black skirt and blazer with a white tight sleeveless low cut blouse with ruffle dow

All, Another erotic story. This time it involves my wife who as you know has a supersized bladder just like her sister and mother. We had a couples date just the other night were wife, myself and two other couples went out to dinner and a club. I sm an old guy but still can tear up the dance floor with my much younger sexy wife. We were out 6 hours, drinking, eating, dancing, socializing. The two other women emptied their bladders 2x while the wife wanted to hold for me. On the way home she was squirming like crazy in the from seat and whispered to me that she is leaking drops

I had a girlfriend years ago who knew I liked pee and she would always come over ever the house with a full bladder or drink and hold while with me. We would then have deep sex and she would moan about how good it felt. She then would pee very slowly in the toilet for a long time- 3 minutes or so. She had the slowest flow I have ever heard and very consistent with no off and on switch, always in the water. It got me so excited that I would want her again an hour later.

MIL will be around per her report as her daughters live here. MIL does not officially live here she just stays over quite a bit so does not have to drink and drive and my house is closer to her work. She is hot and heavy for this guy and things are very new. However, she is close to me and her daughters. In fact, she came over here after work lady Friday just to empty her bladder as she was in agony and could not make it home without wetting her panties. A very nice woman indeed.

All, MIL continues to dazzle the world. She went on a diet 2 months ago and lost 10 pounds. She looks even more amazing than before. She bought a new outfit as was recently promoted to the VP level in Sales. I am not sure how long she is going to remain single as has been casually dating a man. She is a knockout at age 55 so I am not surprised. MIL wore a silky white long sleeve blouse with ruffle, dark blue blazer and tight pencil skirt. Hair and makeup were perfect with choke necklace, bracelets, gold hoop earrings etc. A lot of bling to go with her hot body and full "C" cup bra wi