MysteryMan

10 hours ago, Kupar said:

I'm sure there'd be no shortage of volunteers for any ladies here wanting to improve their holding technique, with permission of all relevant parties of course 🙂

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!! 

Seriously, this is something I've fantasized about.  Excellent story @Sophie, thanks for sharing!

On 2/10/2023 at 12:26 PM, Euro said:

Another, no outie though....

 

Not to reopen the bush discussion but DAMN this frames hers perfectly. I think the bush completes the look here.

1 hour ago, Euro said:

You are absolutely correct! I had initially underestimated the resources required for this project. It is significantly more complicated than the outline plan.

Several extra professional staff including :

Project Leader, Quality controller, Supervisor for the Technicians, Technician training officer, IT manager, IT support, Janitor with mop & bucket ( IT may be able to double up on janitorial duties?), Design for Experimentation professional, cost accountant, for starters....

A few variables may include:

Penis length to diameter ratio, penis size to holding hand size ratio, penis owner to Technician height ratio, ambient temperature, wind direction, humidity,  grip-hold pressure ( SI units?)

Not to mention the actual piss pressure and flow rate, That could be a problem to measure? A gold standard reference piss ,,, Eg a horse piss perhaps?

And the hardware required TBD ...?

Gosh ! It really is so much more complicated than I had envisaged.... Hmmmm

 I think it has to Bacardi's call as to whether this project actually,,,, might answer her original question?

Your call M'Lady B

Ooh, good call. I'd thought about including size and temp, but hadn't considered humidity. If we're considering wind direction, we may also need to compare outdoors vs indoors, or even general environment as a whole (colors, sounds, forest/field/parking lot/alley, possibly even bathroom). Is this a high-pressure situation? What about pee shyness? Is it different if there are technicians/observers present? Although there might be trouble getting pee shy volunteers. Level of arousal and morphology when aroused (curvature) could also be a factor we have to correct for, which will be affected by how attractive the penis owner finds the technicians/observers. I personally would be happy to volunteer as a subject for tests involving female technicians. This would of course be entirely for the sake of science and have nothing to do with any personal fantasies I may have. This is pioneering (peeoneering?) an entire field of study and will probably need multiple papers and experiments to cover everything.

21 hours ago, Euro said:

A scientific - experimental approach to determine the optimum holding technique?

Like, take the holding, gripping, pointing bit out of the equation. That is the penis owner, only supplies the penis and pee.

The holding, pointing, gripping function is performed by a skilled independent technician and probably at least a third person taking notes. A video record may also be useful.

Technique and number of fingers, if any, and any  other variables could also be recorded.

Virtual reality and robotics may be usefully employed if anonymity is required, ( likely it will?)

With the aid of a spreadsheet and some graphs and consultants including data analysts & statisticians we could maybe all get a joint PhD in Holding-Peeology

Might need a "Kickstart" to finance the project?

Volunteers ?

BTW I think I forgot my medication this morning.......

 

As a penis owner (cannot stop laughing at this term), I'd point out that my own grip would be coming from a different angle than the skilled independent technician who would be either to the side of or behind the penis owner.  This could effect optimum technique.  For proper science, they'd each need to try using the grip the other finds optimal with the observer(s) comparing any change in effectiveness. Got to make sure you get the science right, otherwise you'll never get into the peer-reviewed journals. This is going to require a much more extensive experiment. And probably a lot more water.

I live in a large city where drinking is a popular pastime and pretty much any time there's a street festival or parade, you'll see people peeing in alleys. I've also been to bars that were busy and had one person at a time restrooms with lines that were way too long. It's not unusual to see people using the alleys around those. One time a friend who was waiting in the line for the women's saw me reach the front of the men's line, charged over as the door opened, and ducked inside, pulling me in after her.  That's a risky move - some places will throw you out for that, assuming you're hooking up in the restroom. We actually weren't - she was just desperate and didn't want to use the alley.

All boobs are great! @Let_It_Go yours are particularly lovely! The best ones are the ones I get to touch, followed by the ones I get to look at. Seriously, I've dated women with a range from virtually flat chested to perky to post-nursing moms and they're all wonderful in their own way. And if someone is kind enough to show you theirs, make damn sure you show proper appreciation. 

On 1/6/2023 at 5:01 AM, Let_It_Go said:

I very much become aroused when I can buy into the fact that the performer is genuinely enjoying/stimulated by whatever hijinks they are up to. I reckon for me......It's when I get the sense that the performer has no interest in what they are doing on camera that things go south (I mean, not dick-wise as I don't have one). How to describe it.....shark eyes? Just nothing, no emotion, dead, drugged up......... Any situation where the individual/s face/s scream "I don't want to be doing this!!!" is just a hard no from me.

👆🏼This.  It's not fun if they're not having fun. If they're obviously just doing a job, either not enjoying it or completely blank faced, it's a complete boner killer. I don't really mind scripted lines as long as they seem to be having fun with it.  A lot of time the behind the scenes stuff (when it's real, a lot of it is obviously still scripted scenes) is hotter than the actual scenes, because it's just the stars literally fucking around. They're not worried about posing for the camera or having perfect makeup, they're just having a good time.

As far as fake goes, a lot of plastic surgery is also a turn off. I'd rather see real small boobs than obviously fake large ones.

On 1/6/2023 at 11:48 AM, Sophie said:

I agree with everything said above so I won't repeat that.

I absolutely hate the same repetitive thing that porn stars do when they are trying to be sexy, It's a huge turn off but i don't even know how to describe it. It's like they awkwardly rub themselves all over, and suck air through their teeth and pull that face... oh I hate that face so much. Like breathing with their mouths wide open, over and over and over. Is it supposed to be a moan? Is it supposed to be sexy?

Close your bloody mouth!

 

I dated someone who had that actual expression some of the time during sex!  I thought it was an attempt to be porn star sexy at first, but she only made that face when she really started losing control! Don't get me wrong, it's usually fake in porn (I've seen one or two where I believe it), but I've encountered it in the wild!

Straight guy here.  It's only interesting when it's in interaction with women. Men and women peeing together, women helping guys pee (or guys helping women pee), things like that are incredibly hot, but I think it's probably due to the comfort level of the women in the situation. Otherwise while it doesn't bother me, it holds no interest for me. 

It's more about the woman than about the cup size. The hottest girl I've ever known was almost completely flat chested - less than an A-cup (she once told me she rarely bothered with a bra).  I've dated women with breasts ranging from an A-cup to one who had to (her words) "put on a sports bra to brush my teeth". They were all sexy in their own way.

1 hour ago, bungholio69 said:

Or in fact imagine playing battletoads on the nes while doing this game. 

Now that's just cruel. 

If you have a female friend with you to scope things out and warn other women you're in there, the ladies room is probably the choice most acceptable to the public. Recruiting a woman who's a sympathetic stranger would also work, and like @M.Vixen said, announce your entrance, just in case.  Otherwise bushes, as long as you can find a spot secluded enough that someone would have to be trying in order to see you (bushes a little way off the beaten path, not hedge by the road).   You have the excuse that the gents was locked and you found an out of the way spot, and you can always say you're desperate enough that waiting to go elsewhere wasn't an option.  For public acceptability, it's still probably best if you have a friend (of any gender in this case) to wave people off if they come close so you can claim it was an attempt at privacy. If they've been warned and they still come over there, it's pretty obvious that they're trying to catch a peek and not likely to complain.

Having a girlfriend do this has long been one of my fantasies. Sadly, it has never happened.

20 hours ago, LovesToWet said:

No, why do that in a friend's house. Sorry

Actually, that's where I landed on it.  Something fun to consider, but best left to the imagination.

Taking care of a friend's place while they're out of town, and I've started thinking about the possibility of choosing some spots for a little naughty fun.  I know they'd be furious if they found out, but in a lot of ways, that makes it way more exciting and tempting.  Thoughts?  Suggestions?

I've been that guy.  Not exactly desperate, but needed to pee a party.  There was a girl  I didn't know laying on her back on the floor of the only bathroom (conscious, coherent, just not feeling well).  The exchange went something along the lines of:

"I've got to piss."

"Don't think I can get up yet, but go for it."

I just went ahead with it.  Pretty sure she had a look but didn't say anything, possibly because she wasn't feeling well enough to start anything, possibly because it was an unusual situation and she didn't want to make it any weirder.  I think I asked her if she needed anything before I left.

Welcome from someone else who recently stopped lurking.

On 4/19/2022 at 11:11 AM, peemike63 said:

Do you think the much touted meta verse is just going to be a load of people all anonymously wanking of with each other! 🤣

Pretty much any new technology gets used for porn/sex almost immediately if possible, so I'm gonna say yeah, probably.

16 hours ago, b_outdoors2 said:

Welcome to a very friendly pee place!  

When I started actually being brave enough to talk to my partners about pee play I was pleasantly surprised by most of them willing to participate.  I only had one that actually came to love it as much as me though.  

In retrospect, there's one partner who might have been into it, and a friend who I know had some tendencies in that direction who might have been open to play a little, but I never worked up the guts to make any moves there.

16 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Welcome! Idk if you are familiar with Fallout 4, but when I saw your name I read it as "Mysterious Stranger" at first lol. 

I'm like you in that I'm shy and haven't told too many partners about my fetish, and as a consequence I usually prefer to explore alone. This site has been a life saver for me. You will enjoy it here!

That would have been so much better!  Why didn't I think of it?  I HAVE REGRETS NOW!!!!

So far, I'm finding it a fun place to explore.  I haven't told any of my partners, though in retrospect there's one I suspect might have been open to it. But it's a tricky topic to approach.

22 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Hi and a huge welcome to (some would say) the friendliest forum.   Hope you have fun finding your way around, and just shout up if you need any support.

I'm resisting the urge to just post "UP!!!!" to see what happens. Which is probably fair warning about my sense of humor.

Hey everyone,

This has been a lowkey fetish for me for a long time, but not one I've ever had the chance to explore with a partner (because I'd honestly be too embarrassed to admit it).  I'm mostly into watching girls pee, but I've made the occasional foray into peeing in inappropriate places where the chance of being caught was low, or the chance of people not caring was high.  That gives me a real thrill, but it's been a while since I've had the chance.  I'd love to make a few friends on here and have a place to talk about these things!