colette888

I hope he didn't apply hot-wax....

Help yourself, providing you pay for the main meal...

... Unless you apply whipped-cream instead of Chilli sauce...

In that case he'd better make another check...

The Famous House where McPussies sell like hot-cakes.....

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?” Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. “Why, that’s

A child in a drawing lesson. A little girl was in a drawing lesson. She was six and she was at the back, drawing, and the teacher noticed this little girl hardly ever paid attention, and in this drawing lesson she did. The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, "What are you drawing?" And the girl said, "I'm drawing a picture of God." And the teacher said, "But nobody knows what God looks like." And the girl said, "They will in a minute."