Jason Basin

This is probably an old one but I've only just heard it and love it! What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Any fool can roast beef!

Yes apparently it's the meteorological End of Summer! The seasons are so messed up though... . .

Yes it seems like it's one extreme to another wherever you are. Maybe time to get the sandwich boards out!

I'll swap our British heat wave for cold and raining any day. A thunder storm - Oh anything for a thunder storm.....

I'm not sure if this is in the right place but it made me smile! bottom left sign!

I've totally drawn a line under this - To quote Captain Picard The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Thank you for putting up with me!

Just watching the banner at the top about lockdown! Reminds me of an experience I had in the park! During the lockdown's I'd sit in the park in a really secluded place and drink my whisky and feed the Squirrels and Pigeons - I even got some of them to eat out of my hand. One day I saw this girl training with what I can only presume was a personal trainer. They were messing about with a medicine ball and it was great to watch. Then they basically put on a show for me. Which was the trainer berating her and telling her to try harder followed by a massive snog before disappearing into

I've sussed it now - Very funny . Sex is equal to fun! Very good!

Habit of a lifetime!

Yes I'm still trying to work it out! It looks like a function but because it's an image I can't just look it up easily! It looks like some kind of fast fourier transform. I'm not great at maths!

Indeed!

Fantastic Where did you find that?

Yes very nice too! Of course the Thinking Mans Crumpet as you say was originally Carol Vorderman!

More a Rachel Riley fan!

Yes I love all that. I'm sorry to bring this up again but so called "Long Covid Brain Fog" has really hindered my ability to do them. What I could do in half an hour on a good day now takes me about 2 weeks! In fact I've given up for now because it's just too frustrating. Though yes I love all this stuff and have a real interest in the origin of words and expressions etc...

Yes I love all that. I'm sorry to bring this up again but so called "Long Covid Brain Fog" has really hindered my ability to do them. What I could do in half an hour on a good day now takes me about 2 weeks! In fact I've given up for now because it's just too frustrating. Though yes I love all this stuff and have a real interest in the origin of words and expressions etc...

That's interesting. I'm obviously being a bit pedantic about that. The best one of all happened yesterday! It was an episode of QI with Sandy Toksvig and there where a number of Danish words. One of them was Redunculous. I thought I had made this up as an alternate to ridiculous! And a lot of people think this is the case! This where it get's amazing - apparently the word "Redunculous" means Given to using made up words, often due a desire to seem intelligent despite suffering from a lack of formal education. I love stuff like this. Talk about irony!

That's great!

I think it's called a Spoonerism? They normally happen when drunk! I quite like Flutter bye's for Butter Flies but this doesn't strictly conform to the first letter swap! Then again neither does Betty! I can be quite pedantic at times. I find it fun....

Haha not heard that one in years!

It's too darn Ella!

I've never seriously tried to put a melody to lyrics before so this a new learning experience for me. I really like you're underscore system and if I've understood it correctly then this is kind of what I'm starting with. B C Eb D B_C_ B C E D B_C_ Very similar to your first suggestion also for the chorus I'm playing about with this 6 string chord (Why the hell is this message double spaced? Cant find the option!!!!) E open B open Ab 1st fret D open B 2nd fret E open Don't know if you play guitar or not. I like the ; G A

The underscores are Minims ! Don't know how I missed that! Nice one!

Are those scales or Chord Progressions ? You've got to know that I am self taught so I don't know a lot of protocols! Please explain..

I can relate to this. I'm into bed wetting and I can do that no problem but if I try to deliberately pee in my trousers there is some kind of thing stopping me! As though it's a bad thing - It's really frustrating! I just want to let it go but something isn't letting me! I wish you the best of luck too......