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  1. About a year ago at a local bar I convinced a very drunk women to let me pee in her mouth. I told it would sober her up and she was just far enough gone to believe me. She immediately realized her mistake once I started. Normally this would be a silly one off story, but I have done it four times since then to the same women. I am convinced she just has a latent fetish and only acknowledges it when wasted.

  2. I was walking through the guitars at the 2nd hand store the other day when I stopped to take a piss on a French Horn... I didn't particularly needed to pee, but I went because it was being smug and MOCKING me.

  3. When I got to work the other day I found my boss taking a long hissing piss in my office. Normally this would be something to report to HR, but that's the department where we work. So, I asked if it was alright for me to go use her office to piss. Turns out she was in mine because the District HR Manager was squatting on the desk in her office!

  4. "Waitress?"
    "Yes, sir?"
    "My service here has been terrible. Bring me your manager."
    "I'm so sorry, they'll be right over."

    "Hello, you had an issue, how may I assist you?"
    "Look at my date, she has been shuffling in her seat for 20 minutes now, on full display. Not a SINGLE person has come to get her relieved."
    "I' very sorry sir, we are a little understaffed this shift. I would be happy to be your personal attendant for the rest of your stay. Ma'am, I will gladly drink your urine."
    "That's better, we come to this specific restaurant regularly because of how well we're treated."
    "I know sir, I see you here regularly. That's why I'm willing to do this for repeat business."
    "I appreciate that. Thank you for understanding. I think to make it easy, we'll both go. That way you won't have to come back for a bit."
    "Understandable sir, I assume you will use my ass then?"
    "He should be able to use your cooch.... for all the trouble. I hope you are thirsty, I'm going to be peeing for quite a bit since I had to wait this long."
    "Sure, I am fine with that, You choose whichever hole you like, both are available. If you want, feel free to switch between them."

    "Honey, have the waitress fill our cups with piss while we do our business."

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  5. My sister and I like to have a good pee fight when we can. I have a strong jet and she has a wide spray, so I can aim and she has to "carpet bomb" me. It's really a blast (pun intended), I think we just need to stop doing them at the self checkout queue at the store. The employees always get mad, I am PRETTY SURE it is just because they can't join us.

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  6. "Babe? Are you awake yet?"

    {muffled grumbling from another room}

    "You know I can't leave for work without you pissing in the coffee pot."
    {moves from kitchen to bedroom}

    "Baby? Fine, I'll just piss on you until you get up."
    {proceeds to lift skirt and pee across her naked breast}
    "Maybe this'll wake you."

    {directs stream into her open mouth until she has no more}

    "Fine, but you owe me big when I get off tonight. My day's already off to a bad start."

    {slams door as she leaves}

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  7. I am glad these climate activates did not read the contacts they signed. I can still rest easy knowing they are helping reduce the amount of water used when flushing the toilet. I guarantee they did not get to the part saying they would drink our piss as a way to limit trips to the bathroom though. Oh look, here comes the woman in charge of the movement now. Perfect time for her to move into her new service position under my desk.

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  8. 9 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

    Ooh! What's the context? So intriguing. 

    I usually leave these intentionally vague, so you can apply it to whatever you like.

    However since you asked, the ideahere was something like an amusement park or "paid admission" attraction. Could also be something like an event hall for social gatherings. Basically anything where the staff would be putting everything into the patrons 1st.

  9. Remember, Employees are only allowed to pee on the showroom floor BEFORE or AFTER store hours. The rest of the time you are responsible for assisting the customers with their own releases.

    What if we are asked to join by the patron?

    Radio the on shift supervisor and get permission first. Does that make sense?

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  10. I'm a Strong Black Female. I exude sexuality with over-sized tits and my firm bubbly ass. I can clap with no hands, BACK and FRONT!

    So of course when I go, I like to make a Strong Black Spectacle. Loud Hiss, Yellow Piss, Long Arc, Spray Everywhere, Never Care.

    I was out for a walk the other day, skirt barely covering my butt, under-boob bouncing so much it was like a strobe-light flashing every step. I got stuck at the cross walk, but instead of waiting, I made a dash for the median when the road cleared. I positioned myself parallel to the traffic, rolled up the skirt, hitched up and spread the v-jay, and started blasting the hose. Car coming through the intersections on either side got splash soaked with my urine, on-coming had to turn on the wipers to be able to see. I drenched several driver with their windows down, put out at least two cigs, and sent a rat dog careening about the interior while the driver panicked and tried to to swerve. I was done in about three minutes and by then the light changed. The cops would never get there in time unless they were already a block over. I dashed in a bodega, disappeared to the back and pretended to be looking at beer. I was actually drinking it (YES, I PAID! I may be nasty but I am still not a thief). I downed three fresh from the shelf, tossed the money and empty cans on the counter, flashed my ass at the check-out girl, and left. Further down the way, I felt the need build up, but wanted it to be a good one, so kept a good hold on things. I finally made it to the subway and caught my ride. I sat and teased the guy across from me, Licked my nipple, showed off my shaped bush (just a heart right now). When the next stop was announced, I took my position. I shot out hard across the car and splattered against the door, until it opened. People rushing in getting a shower of salty spray right in the face. I heard them yelling as I escaped out the back and on the platform as it pulled away. Still not quite empty, I found a hobo girl. Took her cup off the ground, dumped the money in my hand amidst expected protest. I DROWNED the cup, ruined it, paper so soaked the coating could not keep it from falling apart. Left a massive puddle right where she was sitting. When I finally finished a minute later, I reached out my hand, showing the money I still had. When she went to take it, I grabbed her hand and pulled her to standing. "Come along." She followed unsure if she was safe. I took her to a place nearby, paid for a shower and some new clothes (still used, I know they have to maintain an image). I then took her to get food and after that, some good loving the way only I can do it. I left her with $200 and a room for the night.

     

    All said and done, a good deed and some good fun.

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  11. "Thanks for the quarter, it was a real life saver."

    "What're talking about?"

    "Oh, Yeah... so I needed to pee. Which I did next to the jukebox. Just hitched up my skirt, shifted the ol' panties to one side, and then splashy splashy on the carpet in the corner next to the machine."

    "You're Crazy! What song did you pick anyway?"
    "Had to get something appropriate for the mood. Oh, there it goes-"
    {Smoking in the Boys Room begins playing overhead}

    "Ha! Of Course, that's so you."

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  12. Sorry this thread is so random. You get inspiration for these simple little things, write them down, and then it blanks out of your mind for a while until more pop up.

     

    Walked out of a shop the other day and around the corner. There at the edge of the building I was surprised to see a man peeing. He was in full stream, was not concerned. I called out in a hushed tone, "Hey! Hey, Hey?" While I pointed at hip level with one hand and nodded up with my chin. He understood without issue, turned slowly keeping his feet planted, his dick came into view as profile, then he was facing towards me directly, still in the middle of his release so the flow was strong, prominent, and very visible. I watched for several seconds before bowing my head lightly and saying, "Thank you for this display." He took away one hand to wave as he slowly turned back to his original position. Hopefully I can do the same one of these days for someone else.

     

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  13. This was almost the same joke, but it occurred to me after the last 1 I'd:

    When I said you could use the alley to pee, I meant "a-l-l-E-Y" not "a-l-l-I-E"... dude that's my Mom, with your dick in her mouth, while you piss down her throat.

    Don't blame me, she agreed to do it!

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