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  1. I went in the ladies toilets today. I stopped at a car park and noted that the gents toilet was locked and the ladies was open. I don't know why - possibly maintenance issues, but there were no signs up. Whilst it might not be a strictly legitimate excuse to use the ladies, I considered that it would help to explain away the use of the ladies. It was also early in the day and nobody was really around although there was traffic passing on the road from which the toilets were in full view. I walked up to the gents, looked at the closed railing gate and padlock with discust and then walked on to the ladies and walked straight in. There were three stalls, so I selected the middle one and closed the door. I took out my penis and peed a full bladder into the toilet, making good splashing noises from a height. I knew that it was pretty unlikely that someone would come in whilst I was there. I finished up, flushed - ensured the seat was down (didn't want to scare anyone who might come next) and left. I walked out normally, rather than sneaking out, which would look suspicious. I didn't see anyone else. If I had lots of time on my hands today, I would be tempted to either wait in there in a cubicle and listen for women peeing, or go in after I see a lady go in. Either way, I'd try not to be detected, but use the locked gents as the excuse and apologise profusely if I was detected. As it happens, I'm way too busy today and the gents will probably be open again before I could get a chance to do this.

    I did once go in the ladies toilet at a hotel. I went to the gents as usual, but I noted that to access the toilets, you turned off the corridor, through a door into a vestibule. Inside the vestibule, there were two doors - one for ladies, one for the gents. I also noted that the vestibule wasn't covered by a camera. When I went in the gents, I noted that the cubicles had full length doors and sides that came right to the floor. A plan started to hatch. I reckoned that I could go into the ladies and be in a cubicle and nobody would detect me because of the full height doors and walls. I sat in the bar, from where I could see the outer vestibule door and I watched for a while, whilst drinking my beer. I made note of people going in and out and I checked that every lady that I had seen going in had also come back out, thus meaning that the toilets were now empty. I took my chance and placed my empty glass on the bar, headed to the toilets - totally natural to anyone who might be taking a passing interest. I walked through the vestibule door, but instead of turning left to the gents, I turned right to the ladies. There were five stalls and I selected the nearest one, on the grounds that it would be easier for a quick gettaway if necessary. I sat and waited. My stomach had butterflies, but I tried to relax. After a few minutes, I heard the door open and clack clack clack of heals on the tiled floor. A cubicle door banged - I think two along from me. Then followed a russle of clothing being adjusted as she slipped her trousers down. A pause, then a gentle hiss accompanied by the tinkle of pee hitting the water. The hiss intensified. The tinkle stopped as I could hear the pee hitting the porcelain as the stream grew stronger and went further forward. The lady let out a sigh of relief then after a short while the pee stream was easing, the hiss reducing and the tinkle returned. A few more drops. Then a pause and the sound of paper being pulled from the roll. Another pause and then the adjustment of clothing followed by the flush. At this point, the door banged again and with more clacking I heared another women enter a different stall. More clothes being adjusted by the second lady whilst the first lady left the stall and I heard her washing her hands. The second lady had no pause and tinkle. She was an immediate gusher as soon as the clothing was out of the way. However, the gushing was accommanied by a thunderous splashing into the water, so she was either a vertical pee'r or she was hovering and the pee went straight down from a height. The first lady was leaving now and I heard the accompanying clack clack clack followed by the door banging. The second lady was still thundering on. Then it stopped. Then three short spurts. Another russle of clothing, a flush and she departed quickly without washing her hands.

    The sounds were intense and the experience indelibly printed in my memory. I think the senses were heightened because I couldn't see anything and I was very nervous. I waited to check things were quiet, then went to the inner door and listened to check for any sounds from the vestibule. The coast was clear and I made my exit, walking past the bar and off to my room.

    Should I have done it? Definitely not. Did I enjoy it? It was sensory pleasure at the same time as nervous panic! Do I relish the memory? Definitely. Would I do it again? Possibly, but depends on the circumstances and I would have to be pretty sure that (a) I wouldn't get caught and (b) I wouldn't cause any ladies embarrassment or discomfort in the process. Neither of these two ladies knew of my presence and were not harmed by the experience at all. However, if they had detected me, then they may have been shocked or embarrased themselves and I would probably be in trouble. Safer Options? Either find a dual gender toilet with multiple cubicles, in which case your presence is legitimate, or listen outside an open window of public toilets, where you are not intruding in the ladies toilet, but still get the sound effects. None of the above is as good as finding a lady peeing outside though.

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  2. I'll pee pretty much anywhere outside and I've tried peeing whilst riding my bike, but I find it very difficult to get started. I have managed it a few times. The first was when it was lashing down with rain and I was already soaked. Whilst coasting on a downhill section I managed to release my bladder and further soak my black trousers. The second time it was dry and I was wearing shorts. I pulled the leg to the side and poked my penis out, then lifted up slightly so there was no pressure from the seat. I managed to pee a stream along the track through the woods, but I could only do it whilst coasting. The third time was pretty much a repeat of the second time. I did find it slightly easier each time, but I have to have a very full bladder.

    However, there are many times, when I haven't peed on the bike, but I have stopped the bike and put one leg down, leant slightly to that side and peed in the gutter at the side of the road. Sometimes cars have gone past whilst I've been doing that. I have also lost count of how many times I have stopped the bike, got off and peed by a tree/gate/wall etc.

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  3. I once peed in one of my company's offices. I was visiting a different office to my usual one and went to find somewhere quiet to do a conference call. I took a large tea with me and sat in an area that was temporarily mostly unoccupied. After half an hour on the call I really needed to pee. There were people coming and going but nobody very close to me. I got more desperate and I couldn't leave the call. I pushed the pedestal drawer unit that was under the desk to one side, slipped my penis out of my trousers and peed onto the carpet. When I was done, there was a large wet patch, but I covered it by moving the drawer unit back into place.

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  4. Has anyone ever set up a makeshift facility to use as a toilet - either on a short term or long term basis?

    I work as a volunteer at an open air museum. One of the attractions that I regularly drive is a miniature steam railway and the station is quite remote from the main museum building. This poses a difficulty when a driver needs to pee because usually during the operating period, which is 5 hours long, there is always a queue of people and it is not possible to leave the train for 15 minutes to head up to the main building. Firstly the public would be dissapointed and secondly the miniature engines don't like being left for too long without attention to the fire or water level. If I were to go behind the engine shed or a tree, it would be very obvious what I was doing and not appropriate in front of the public. Therefore, I constructed a urinal in the back corner of the engine shed. I built a wooden "seat", which is a rectangular bench about 18" wide by 12" deep fixed to the interior wall, It has a hole cut in it with the edge nicely rounded off using a router and a funnel attached underneath that feeds into a pipe that goes outside and terminates under ground in a soakaway made from large stones. The "seat" is designed so males can use it as a standard urinal, but females can also use it. My wife and daughter are the only females that I know to have used it, but certainly the male drivers of the railway use it regularly. There is a corrugated steel panel next to the makeshift urinal, so you can't be seen from the station even if the shed doors are wide open. It just takes a couple of minutes to pop in the shed rather than traipsing up to the other end of the site.

    If there are more than one of us at the station, we have code words/phrass which indicate our intention. "I just need to get an 18mm spanner" is the usual one. That is because an 18mm spanner is not something that we actually use on the railway but is something that a casual observer wouldn't question.

    My wife and daughter tend to go up to the main building if they need to go, but they have used it sometimes. I certainly enjoy seeing my wife using it. All I need to do now is work out how I can get female visitors to use it for my viewing pleasure! It has never happened yet, but I guess if a woman was desperate for a pee and asked me if there were any facilities then I might explain the availability and say that they can only go in the engine shed if they are escorted :sneaky:. I did once catch a woman peeing behind the shed. She had sneaked over the fence and I guessed what she was doing so I circled round the shed and came on her from behind. I apologised for catching her and she apologised for being there but said she was really desperate and didn't want to lose her place in the queue. I said it was no problem to me and that us drivers often peed outside. It was a long enough conversation to allow me to get a good view of her pee flowing out from under her raised skirt (she hid all her body with the skirt, but the pee stream was in evidence). About 15 minutes later when she boarded the train, I said that I hoped she hadn't minded me catching her out earlier and she just laughed it off.

    Anyone else done anything similar with makeshift facilities or have code words to let people know they are going to the toilet without others realising?

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  5. Steve, Excellent story as ever. I hope it comes true for you one day.

    That phrase "use the facilities" is one that I sometimes use when I need to pee somewhere without a toilet. I sometimes do some voluntary work at an outdoor museum and when I'm doing work away from the main building, if I need to pee I just say "Hold on a minute, I need to use the facilities" and head for the nearest tree or go round the side of a building for example. I'm usually only with male colleagues, or sometimes my wife. Unfortunately, if my wife needs to use the facilities she actually returns to the main building :frown:.

  6. Nice one Daemoniak. I have been trying to remember whether I had any sightings in that age band of secondary school where there is certainly more interest in girls. However I can't remember any actual sightings. I do remember that there were several times when I knew girls were going for a pee, but by that age they were more careful about protecting their privacy.

    We had activities week at school where we did different things each day at the end of the summer term. One day we went fell walking in the lake district (walking up the lower mountains). A bus dropped us off at the start and picked us up at the end of the walk. We were walking for about 4 hours and had a lunch stop on top of the mountain with a lovely view over the lakes below. The teachers knew to expect toilet needs and when we stopped they directed the girls to go behind a dry stone wall and the boys to go the other way behind some rocks. I knew that there were about 15 of my female class mates just the other side of the wall and could well imagine them squatted in a line with their trousers down, spraying the heather, but I couldn't see anything! When the girls came back, the two female teachers went behind the wall and I could see their top halves as they stood, backs to the wall and undid their trousers then the dipped behind the wall as they squatted down, only to reappear about 45 seconds later. It was quite frustrating as I fealt a great desire to enjoy the spectacle but there was no way that I could go and look.

    Another time, I was out with family and my sisters friend. We had a small boat and were out on Derwent Water in the Lake District. We stopped on an island for lunch and my sister and her friend disappeared into the wooded area of the island for a wee. I knew what they were doing, but again I couldn't see. Although I never saw her pee, I did get the bonus of seeing her naked, which was nice. This came about because after lunch, us teenagers put on our swimming gear and moved the boat out from shore slightly on an anchor with a buoy and rope system so that the boat could be recovered to the beach from the land by pulling a rope. We spent a while diving off the boat into the water and swimming around. We then swam back in to shore and the three of us put towels around us and stripped off so that we could get dry and dressed. My sister and I had our clothes with us as we had done this many times before. My sister's friend realised that her clothes were still in the boat. I told her to wait whilst I got dressed then I'd pull the boat in and get them for her. However, whilst she was waiting, she somehow managed to drop her towel and I got a great full frontal view of her naked on the beach. It was a good second best to seeing her pee!

    There were other times when my sister and friends were out walking with our family that I remember them going off into the woods or behind a wall for a wee and again I never saw anything. It was quite natural for us all to pee outside whilst walking, but the girls always found somewhere out of sight.

    Whilst not directly related, the above reminded me that in adult life, I was back visiting my mum and dad and my sister had gone out for a walk with her friend Fiona. They had walked around Ennerdale, which is a lake that takes a few hours to walk around at a leisurely pace. When they got back, my sister recounted that they had had the shock of their lives because they had both stopped and squatted to pee by a dry stone wall and had made the comment that they hoped nobody could see, then they got up and walked through the gate in the wall and found a couple walking straight towards them. If the couple had been a minute earlier they would have come through the gate and been greeted with the sight of two bare backsides and streams watering the grass.

    In adult life, the first pee sighting that sticks in my memory and which confirmed my interest was when I was at university. One day when driving near Newcastle upon Tyne. I was heading out of the city on the road to the coast. There was a longish stretch with a pavement on the right hand side and a high wall, with nothing much else around. There were two young ladies and one of them was squatted down low on the pavement, facing the road with her jeans at her knees, a veritable waterfall was erupting from between her legs and pouring in a rivulet across the pavement and into the gutter. I slowed right down and enjoyed the view as I passed. She had her head hung low and her hand across her face and her friend was about 30 metres away, looking the other way. I can only presume that she got seriously desperate and had nowhere at all to go and hide so she took the only option, but looked very embarrassed about it. The image is still well and truly in my brain and it rekindled my desire to look out for women peeing.

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  7. I've found that if I catch a woman peeing, then her reaction will depend on a variety of factors including; her state of drunkenness, the location, my behaviour. I have found generally that women fall into three camps; embarrassed (in which case they try to hide and are apologetic), drunk (in which case they don't much care but can be a bit loud mouthed in reaction to my presence), or carefree (in which case they don't make much effort to hide and they treat it as normal behaviour). Generally a casual look as I go past is quite acceptable and rarely raises any response from the peeing girl. However, if I happen to stumble on somone in close proximity and allow my eyes to linger just a second longer than would be considered accidental then it could well elicit the "Pervert" response. Looking from a distance you can get away with looking for a lot longer, but should never stop and stare. The best ones I've found are where a girl goes down an alley for a pee, I go down the same alley just in time to catch her mid flow. As I walk past I say some apologetic words for intruding on her, explaining I'm there for the same reason and then proceed a little further to go and pee myself. Looking at her whilst apologising gives an extra couple of seconds to enjoy the sight. Sometimes this can start a brief conversation about lack of toilets and give the excuse for looking as I talk to her. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen. I had one case where a girl went down an alley by the side of a night club and hid behind a bin. She had a female "guard", who was hopeless and I walked straight past the guard and saw the original lady spraying the floor in a low squat with legs wide apart. She was a little startled but I said, "Don't panic, looks like we had the same idea" and I went the other side of the bin and started peeing on it. She commented that it was hopeless how the toilets were all closed at this time of night and I moved slightly so I could see her as I agreed with her, then we both continued to pee whilst talking - her saying sorry but she was really desperate and me saying not to worry, it can't be helped etc. Eventually she finished making her lake, jumped up and pulled up her knickers and skipped off down the alley to rejoin the road.

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  8. That would be a great thing to witness. I'm sure it happens quite commonly, but unless you are in the habit of spending hours watching a layby or truck stop the chance of catching a female peeing by the truck is probably quite small. Whilst I'm sure most lady truckers are used to roughing it where necessary I would also imagine that most of them are fairly well prepared and use toilets where possible and probably have either a suitable bottle/bucket in the cab or even maybe a portaloo camping toilet. There are plenty of portable facilities available these days and when they spend a lot of time on the road I think they would make arrangements to suit. Having said that, whenever I see a parked truck I do tend to have a quick scan in the hope I might see a flash of female flesh popping a squat behind it but to date I've only see one and that was in a layby on the A12 on the way to Ipswich. It was a fleeting glimpse of a bottom reversed up towards the passenger side of the cab as I went past at 70mph, but it was still good to see.

  9. I have had ladies pee in the gents whilst I was in there. Once was a small toilet block in the Cumbrian Lake District. The gents end of the toilets was adjacent to the road and the ladies entrance was round the back and not that obvious. I had finished using the urinal and was just leaving when a young lady who looked quite desperate came past me on her way in. It didn't bother me and I saw the opportunity to listen, so I even held the outer door open for her as she rushed in. She went into one of the stalls and closed the door. I'm sure she expected that I was going - as I was heading out when she came in, but I thought seeing as it was the gents and that I wasn't in the wrong by being there, I would go back inside, which I did just as she banged the cubicle door shut. I then heard her practically rip her jeans down and immediately pee a huge hissing gusher onto the porcelain. I stayed listening as the flow eased and started hitting the water, then with the last few drops hitting the water there was a pause and she pulled up her trousers and flushed. I made my exit quietly and waited nearby to see her come out. She shortly exited and joined her male companion who was waiting on the pavement by the road. They spoke in German, so I presume they were tourists and she probably didn't realise that the ladies was round the back and she was too desperate to worry about trying to find it.

    I once sat on the toilet and had my wife sit on my knee facing me. It was in a hotel bathroom. She peed between my legs all over my balls and penis, then I closed my legs and it started to pool and ran down my legs over the front of the toilet and onto the floor. She didn't notice until she had finished, but I really enjoyed the feeling as it ran along my legs. I had to use a towel to mop it up.

  10. Thanks again Steve for a wonderful story. I can quite imagine that there probably were a few incidents like that in the past. I certainly would have enjoyed being part of it, but I was born too late. Still, I guess you win some, you lose some. Now everywhere is covered in CCTV cameras, which limits general freedom, but we have the advantage of sharing things like this on the internet.

  11. I wasn't sure whether you would appreciate others butting in when this seems to be pretty much a thread between two people. However, I have enjoyed reading some of it and love the way you (Brittany) describe your desperation and desires to pee in naughty places. The frustration of having family around is annoying, but you can always find ways around it. You could try peeing in a bowl or bin in your room and then emptying it in the toilet/sink or even out of the window for example. You can try peeing in the bathtub or sink. I've just had a long pee in the sink myself. You could also experiment with peeing outside discretely - wear a short skirt with no underwear and you can pee just about anywhere without drawing attention to yourself. Look at some of PaulyPeeps activities for some inspiration. She is a master of peeing discretely in public places without attracting unwanted attention.

    As to the comments regarding drinking your pee. I have found that I don't particularly relish drinking my own pee, but I do enjoy my wife's pee. It varies greatly in tast depending on what she has been drinking and how much she has been drinking. Therefore, if you want to drink your pee (which is entirely up to you), then I suggest drinking plenty of fluids and including some sweet drinks such as lemonade or diet cola. My favourite has got to be second hand rose wine spritzer made with rose wine and lemonade and filtered through my wifes body before being drunk straight from her tap. I don't get it very often, but it is very nice when I do!

  12. I went camping with my family to an official campsite in the Lake District (Northern UK). I got on really well with a girl my age from the next tent and we didn't want to be separated unless we had to be. We both needed the toilet, but rather than going into the separate toilets - male and female - we decided we would go round the back and pee on the ground. She pulled down her trousers and squatted and sprayed the dirt. I turned to face the earth bank that rose up behind the toilet block (the block was cut into a hillside). I watched the pee spraying out of her pussy and she watched me watering the bank. We both enjoyed it although we didn't really know why, so we continued to do this whenever we were together and needed to pee. After that holiday, we stayed in touch by letter, but she lived hundreds of miles from me and we only ever met once again after that. However, I think that was what started my interest in pee and shortly afterwards, I managed to persuade the daughter of my next door neighbour at home to pee behind a garage rather than go home when we were playing outside. I also clearly remember walking along an old railway line and finding a girl from school popping a squat on the bridge over the road. It was a steel construction bridge and she was making a very splashy pee where the pee was bouncing off the metal floor of the bridge. She was quite embarrassed, but saw the funny side of it afterwards.

    One other, was when I was at home in my room, one of my sisters friends was in my sister's room, which was next to mine. She went to the toilet and I heard her say to my sister before she went in "I won't lock the door - just knock if you need to come in". My sister stayed in her room and I simply couldn't resist. I went to the toilet door and knocked. She didn't ask who it was or anything - she just said "Come in". So I did! I walked in and saw her sat on the toilet, legs slightly apart, knickers below the knees and skirt hitched up. I could hear the pee hissing and splashing and could just make out the source of the pee between her legs. I still remember the picture now. I apologised and said that I hadn't realised she was on the toilet as she had said to come in. The time it took to apologise and back out of the room was long enough to get a good look and enjoy the sounds. She didn't seem that bothered and nothing was said about it after that time, although I saw her later that day and many times after that.

    When I was a little older, a group of us used to play on some fields near the house. There was a stone construction shed with windows and doors missing that used to be used as a cow shed, but was pretty much deserted by this time. If any of us needed to pee, we would go in the shed and pee in there on the concrete floor or the stone walls. A few times, several of us went in together and peed in each others prescence. This included mixed male and female groups, a bit of a "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" scenario. I got to enjoy seeing a few girls peeing in those circumstances. They were quite relaxed about it and didn't make any attempt to hide their pussies and nor did they make any secret of the fact that they enjoyed watching the boys peeing as well.

    I don't remember many other instances until I was quite a lot older and at university, but I'm sure the interest was started from those early days.

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