Some years back I lived not far from a local nightclub. I was walking back home one evening after spending the evening in a bar and desperately needed a pee. I nipped into the bushes at the back of the nightclub's car park, needing to keep out of site as the club had not long emptied as it was closing. I am just getting my old man out when a couple of girls walked over towards where I was standing in the shadows. Clearly they couldn;t see me and after looking around one of the girls dropped her trousers, squatted and peed about 8 feet in front of me. She had her back to me but I could clea
