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Not recipes per se but;

-pee tea: boil a mixture of pee and water, pour over teabag

-pee pasta: boil mixture of pee and water, cook pasta in said boiling liquid

How have you been letting them dry between pees?

So, after you wet (pee in them), do you keep them on? or do you take them off?

Even if it is in bad shape, a 69 Camaro is worth some money: sell it, use the proceeds to buy something cheap and disposable (pretty much anything being made now) then use / destroy it

Have definitely heard of people peeing under tables or against the underside of bars.  Can't say that I've ever seen or heard it happen. 

Have I contemplated doing it: yes.  Are there times where I think I could have gotten away with doing it: yes.  Have I ever actually done it: no.

I very much prefer to pee in places which aren't toilets.  Given the choice of peeing in a toilet or peeing in a place which isn't a toilet (and which won't require any significant clean-up), I chose the non-toilet place pretty much every time.  However, I do pee in toilets regularly, probably more often than not (for the practical reason of eliminating clean-up).  Ultimately, no, I don't find it odd / unpleasant to pee in a toilet, merely something I prefer not to do.

Something which has been really getting on my nerves of late with pee porn (admittedly all porn, not just pee porn) it that a shockingly high percentage of the actors / performers are covered in the absolutely hideous tattoos.  A small tattoo, even if it is hideous, can be relatively easily ignored; a large beautiful tattoo, while it can be distracting, doesn't take away from the action.  Large numbers of small, randomly placed, uninspired tattoos (particularly the ones which are nothing more than writing) are distracting to the point of making what could be a good vid or pic essentially garbage.

Leisure Suit Larry Magna Cum Laude is probably the video game with the most wet-fetish content I've encountered.  The way to sober-up the PC / protagonist (i.e. Larry) is to have him pee, something which the player controls.  Peeing can be done anywhere, on anything (including on NPCs, who do react to it).  If I recall correctly, it is also possible to pee while the protagonist is moving...making it possible to pee on multiple NPCs in a single pee session. 

Great story so far.  Love the drawing too.

A certain portion of the issue is related to the shape of the sink's "bowl". 

I've mostly peed in round sinks.  If I can get the point where the stream meets the bowl to be to the side of and slightly in front of the drain, the curvature of the "bowl" will generally keep any splashes fairly small and within the sink itself. 

If you have a square or rectangular sink, or one with a decidedly flat bottom this won't really work...

Is it possible one will become incontinent as a result of only peeing in one's pants: yes.  Will that definitely happen: no.

Congrats on your first sink pee.

Do I pee in swimsuit when in water: yes.  Would I consider it to be "wetting": no because the swimsuit is already wet (from the water).

An absolutely phenomenal story.  Well written with a story-line and dialog which come across as plausible enough that it could be an account of an actual event. 

I think, and I could very easily be wrong about this, the idea of peeing on the wheel / tire is about getting it to run down to the ground without splashing. 

Great story: thanks for sharing. 

On 12/12/2022 at 1:55 PM, Ozabot said:

Absolutely fantastic one-piece

9 hours ago, Madelyn said:

Hello! I'm completely new to this site and I didn't even realize it existed until someone mentioned it in a comment on reddit. I've never been comfortable posting about my experiences on Reddit or other sites and after lurking on this site anonymously for a while I now feel comfortable to have a real account and share my real stories. I might not be good at writing them at first but I have a lot of them, so please comment on how I could tell them better - if there are any details I'm missing out, etc. 

My first time happened about it 6 years ago now - and prior to this experience I had never really thought of pee as sexual - or anything really - at the time I had only just started masturbating. Being from New England, during the summers my parents let me bring a friend along to our house on the lake in Upstate New York, and I always would bring one of my best friends. We would spend the summers swimming, kayaking, and of course some general mischief around the lake. Me and my friends have all known each other since we were in pre-school, and the friend (we will call her Claire) I brought on this trip was one of my closest friends - changing in-front of each other or skinny dipping together was normal and not sexual or awkward or anything like that. 

On our section of the lake there was this rock ledge that was out over the water, me and Claire would spend days just sitting out on the rock, reading, talking, listening to music, tanning in the sun. It was really nice and it had trees on both sides so it was fairly private. It was a really nice ledge. The lake looked to beautiful from up there and there was always a nice breeze. When we got too hot we could jump off it - it wasn't like a cliff or anything just like a smaller ledge jetting out over the water. 

One day, after we had been sitting out on the rock listening to music together for a few hours, Claire said that she had to pee and was going to go back to the house. I said, totally jokingly, "haha you should try to pee off the rock and see how far your stream goes" - Claire was always kind of a wild young lady, she would just start randomly climbing trees, would purposely tip her kayak, ride her bike into the lake, etc, so I probably should've known she would take me seriously. 

Next thing I know Claire has her bottoms off and her legs in the air by her shoulders, sitting on the edge of the rock peeing into the lake. Something about her being fully exposed, a stream coming out of her pussy, aroused something inside me I hadn't felt before. "Now it's your turn" she said giggling - and of course I couldn't "leave her hanging". I pulled of my bottoms, and lifted and held my legs up - I was a bit taller then her so I had to hold my legs, and peed into the lake. It was a freeing experience - I had never peed in-front of anyone before and this, further aroused that feeling that I had never felt before. 

Anyways so that's the first time I'd ever done anything with pee. If you want more details or have questions, please send me a DM!

A lovely story: thanks for sharing.  Hope you'll become comfortable enough with us (this group / community) to share more of your experiences

While I suspect that there is a mirror of the site (misterpoll.com) and/or one should be able to find it on the waybackmachine I've yet to find either of those options...

I have peed out of windows many times.  Is something I did quite often in my youth A) as the windows in my childhood bedroom looked into the canopies of trees (i.e. no one could see what I was doing regardless of time of day), B) it was faster / easier to pee out the window than go to the bathroom (particularly if the window was already open), and C) "pee out the window was a common dare in a game my friends and I played which was a cross between duck-duck-goose and truth-or-dare if/when we played the game indoors.  None of that is to say I haven't peed out of windows as an adult: did it a fair number of times in college.  Haven't peed out of a window in several years...

Sounds like a good night out

2 hours ago, hrb2000 said:

This story is pure speculation but I think it’s not entirely unlikely. In the past years I’ve helped friends and family move into multiple houses and they’ve always done a bit of remodeling. In 2 particular houses, they’ve torn up the carpet in the bedroom and found that the carpet padding was really stained or destroyed from repeated liquid damage. Everyone else always chalked it up to pets being left alone but I’m not so sure. The stains have always been in corners(which I’ve had pets and they just go right in the middle of the floor mostly), which makes me think that maybe the previous owner engaged in a little pee fun while they had the house. Like I said this is all speculation but lemme know what you think!

While I don't think your conclusion that it was people peeing in corners is wrong, I suspect it wasn't quite what we (those in this community) would expect it to be.  It could easily have been where an elderly person with mobility issues had their "bed toilet", or where a child peed when the bathroom was occupied.  It could also just as realistically been where the pot a house plant was in leaked. 

While I do not have any experience with it, I think dripping down would be very much dependent on the mattress (a stuffed mattress, vs springs, vs foam, vs air mattress, etc) combined with how much and how often the person in the upper bunk is peeing.  If the mattress is stuffed or foam and is peed in / on a lot (multiple times per day, every day for months) the weight would begin to build up; however most bunk-bed frames are reasonably strong, so unless the frame was assembled incorrectly, it is unlikely the frame would collapse.