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(@oliver2 is one of my favourite mad artists 💛 )
It's Sunday and it is hard work being a muse, all that lying around naked drinking absinthe (or so I've heard)...
So I will just be lazy for this first poem and do a slightly altered version of the one I already sent:
Hell hath no pleasure like a woman pissed,
You aimed for her heart but sprayed on her tits.
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Our real national anthem. WARNING: contains awesome breakdancing 😜
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Just remembered it's New Zealand Music Month...
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On 4/27/2020 at 2:26 AM, oliver2 said:
(Marmite/vegemite disagreement intensifies)
Marmite all the way baby!!!
(Vegemite is a crime against nature and should be illegal. Pee might improve it slightly but not enough.)
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On 4/25/2020 at 3:51 PM, speedy3471 said:
O I can do that for 😜
Great - look forward to it. If it catches on you can market it as a specialty product and charge 3 times as much 😁
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Pee-theme poem parodies
in Pee Talk & Questions
Posted · Edited by PissingBlonde
If this breaks any copyright or bad poetry laws, I will just tell them Oliver made me do it 🙃
Shall I come share pee on a summer's day?
Thou art more thirsty and dehydrated...
Strong streams do soak the nipple buds of May
And shower's length hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the wine of heaven shines
And often is his gold confection rimmed,
Every stream from lips sometimes descends
Bush shaved, or nature's Venus mound untrimmed...
So as long as men can whizz, or pussies pee
So long lives piss, and piss gives life to thee.
- Shakes Spear
to get the last few drops off
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