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The last two actually look positively 'pee ready' if I'm not mistaken.  

I've not masturbated since 3rd May, but much of that has been to do with battling a water infection.  Having s wank when you've got one of those can be unpleasant, painful in fact.   

Whilst they're a biological necessity, I enjoy all of my pees except when I've got a water infection and, when that happens, they can be jolly painful. 

Hi there.  Have you had any interesting peeing or wetting experiences just lately? 

Adrian 

I'd love to see a girl called Anne being really gross and pissing all over a car seat. 

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I wish one of these ladies would do a wee - just for me.  

Hi and welcome, Paul.  It's good to see God's own County represented and I look forward to seeing you around.  

Hi and welcome, TakeAleak.  Pee is by its nature something of a niche interest but we're a friendly bunch here and you should find plenty of folks who enjoy its various aspects.  

Hi and welcome, James.  I hope you have a fantastic time including lots of fun!

Hi and welcome, Alice.  I think you've made an excellent decision taking the 'plunge' and I look forward to seeing you around.  

Hi and welcome.  I hopwe you have a great time here.  

Not masturbating at all at present.  I've been fighting a UTI for the last fortnight and I want to make sure I'm fully recovered first.  

Literotica is updated regularly but pee stories, although present, tend to be something of a minority interest there.  

On 5/13/2021 at 5:15 PM, PaperGold said:

Heeeeey!

 

Sooo I'm PaperGold, and I'm like a huge piss freak! I love everything about it: especially, I love it when rooms/people/things are called toilets/urinals/etc... because I mean a pair of jeans, an open window or someone's hair is basically a fun place to piss on!

I'm all about golden showers and naughty peeing, especially when all parties involved enjoy it ❤️

As for other kinks, I've got a very specific, eccentric mood that I absolutely love, somewhere between mind control, nonchalance and degradation - CON2H4 is a huge inspiration to me ❤️

 

Anyway, off to feed the Short-Form Porn thread now, see y'all around!!!

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On 5/12/2021 at 11:51 PM, Desperata said:

Hi everyone. Finally bit the bullet and decided to stop being a lurker, both here and on Literotica where I recently started writing under the same name. 🙂

I love piss play in all its forms - drinking it, holding it, doing it all over someone, anything goes as long as it’s not in a degrading way. 
 

 

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6 hours ago, WetDreamer said:

Very nice indeed.  

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49 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I've done the sit down and aim against the porcelain once or twice in the past too.  The last pee on the phone I remember though was during last year's lockdown.

It was at that point where the country had been at a complete standstill for a few weeks, and I'd been 'working from home'. Inverted commas because I didn't have any company issued IT and so no ability to work on my secure projects.  Instead lots of browsing time, jobs around the house and time on my cycle turbo trainer in the garage.  It was one afternoon I'd been cycling in the garage for about an hour, well hydrated and warm when my mobile rang - my local head of department.

Of course I stopped cycling to talk to him, and as soon as I did, the urge to pee hit.  What I do find is that cycling pretty much suppresses any need to pee - or at least moves the pressure point. As soon as I stopped, then the need was back instantly.  And it turned out the phonecall was a telephone 'induction' into safe Covid working practises for going into the office to collect a laptop for home working. So, my boss was having to phone everyone in the department to go through a set process which involved reading a page of text to me over the phone. I'm guessing it was a page. In practise it was just speech that went on, and on, and on.

So in the end, I found myself grabbing an empty bucket in the garage and somehow with my phone on speakerphone (I needed two hands) pulling the tight elastic waist of my one piece cycling bib shorts down low enough to reach out my penis, at the same time as holding the bucket at an angle and peeing down the side of it so that no splashing would be heard.  The relief of course was amazing.

I've enjoyed using that bucket a few more times since - but never whilst on the phone again (yet).

Thanks for sharing that.  Who knows but what the opportunity to do something similar might arise again?  After all, there's no reason to interrupt a phone call just because you need to go.  If anything the one lesson I learned was to make sure if future I have pants or trousers that can be dropped easily if necessary.   I could have used a large measuring jug that I keep downstairs for occasions when I don't want the hassle of going upstairs, but it would rather have given me away.   

On Sunday evening I had a long phone call with a friend.  I'd been drinking quite a lot of water to counter the symptoms of a urine infection and half way through the call I got up, went upstairs, dropped my trousers and peed on the toilet.  Actually I spent most of the rest of the conversation sitting there.  I don't think she heard me pee because I peed against the porcelain rather than straight into the water.  It's not the first time I've done that sort of thing and maybe won't be the last.  It saved cutting the conversation short.  

My fantasy would be to see photos or video clips, taken if necessary over a month, of Jonah Falcon, supposed owner of the world's largest functioning penis, wetting different pairs of spandex pants.  I gather some years ago somebody paid him to go to her apartment and be photographed wearing a different pair of underpants each day.  I'd like to think that at the right price he'd be up for wetting some.  

Hi and welcome.  I look forward to chatting to you and finding out more about your interests. 

Hi and welcome from across the pond.  I hope you have a great time here.  

Hi and welcome. We're a very friendly bunch and I'm sure you will soon make some friends here.