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No. Quite the opposite, in fact.

This afternoon I needed to pee. I decided that walking as far the the loo just want worth the effort, even though it was just another couple of steps. So I decided to pee in the sink.

The pee gurgled as it went down the plug, as you can  hear in the video. I decided not to wash my hands as I didn't want to rinse my pee away for the next visitor.

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Sink-pee-865

2 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

If the sexy mod @Sophie, or @spywareonya, want to piss on my grave they'd be more than welcome, lol. My only complaint would be, why the fuck couldn't you piss on me when I was alive? I'd have died happier, lol

Haha. Perhaps hold on to the consolation that maybe - just maybe - there is pee-after-death. 

"Here lies the wee-mains of..."

This Women's Work by Kate Bush.

I quite like peeing being at least somewhat taboo. The sense of the naughtiness heightens its erotic nature.  We shouldn't be social pariahs for liking pee - but I like that we might make some prude gasp or tut with disapproval.

I do think that there we should respect the sanctity of graves, and therefore avoid peeing on them. I have no issue with blow jobs or gymnastics, but I wouldn't want someone being pleasured or doing cartwheels on my mother's grave. Peeing provides an instant hedonistic pleasure, but I think that hedonism should be tempered to protect the contract between the past, present and future which graves represent part of. I appreciate that this may sound a bit ethereal - despite being agnostic I've not embraced nihilism!

The only exception would be if the deceased was into pee. In that case it could almost be a ritualistic tribute for friends to piss on the grave.

Yep, a dry (wet!) run is definitely called for.

Seems cheating having the pee contained like that, but there's something about peeing in front of unaware colleagues which makes a bit of experimentation worthwhile 😈

A glorious report, @Sophie. I suspect that you've given a few gentlemen readers a jeans bulge just from your technicolor recount.

I agree with @Sexismygod: your narrative flow is almost as good as your pee flows sounds. The description, the suspense, the downright depravity - I love it!

I searched for a pee forum. I came across peesearch at first, but that forum seemed dead and it was atrocious to use on a phone, so I looked further and here I am 🙂

Nice to see a thriving forum. Social Media and Reddit are good for done things but I miss good forums.

Just the back garden, sink and shower really. Nowhere especially exciting at that age.

Time travel, definitely. I've no particular desire to travel in space (it's got no atmosphere - boom, tish), and earth travel doesn't have the same barriers! 

I'm not sure that I'd want to change history. For all the evils we don't know what the alternatives would be - or even if changing histories would simply mean hopping to a parallel universe, with the suffering of the original universe still being there.

And I'd only travel in time if I could return to where and when I am now!

I've always liked peeing in places that I shouldn't, and I'd like to take it to another level by peeing in my pants at work.

As tempting as it is to let it run down my legs and soak into my trousers, I'm thinking that it might be more practical to wear some sort of nappy/diaper, pad or pull up, which is where I'd like some advice.

I'm into pee rather than having a nappy fetish. Ideally I'd still be able to wear my own briefs, but I'm not convinced slip-in pads would have either the capacity or absorbency to cope with a full pee.

Would the nappy-style pads be able to cope? How about 'pull up' pants? And how 'discrete' do they tend to be (under jeans, for example)?

Any tips appreciated!